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Nukilia:
Nobody is forcing you to stay in Lagos

Did I tell you that I stay in Lagos?

LadyRosa:
We are making money na.
Even inside your Lagoon,I don't mind making money there.Igbos don't like poverty.Thats more reason why even in your father's house,we will still make money there.
Pakute,if I catch you, I'm ready to sell you for money!

So, there's no money in Anambra?. Lol. Is that the reason they are stealing pots of soup in Alaigbo?
You wan catch trap, you no dey fear?

Pakute:
So, there's no money in Anambra?. Lol. Is that the reason they are stealing pots of soup in Alaigbo?
You wan catch trap, you no dey fear?

Same reason una dey mine skull for Ibadan.

LadyRosa:
Who be this mumu?
Make me and you dey follow talk about Lagos,where I have a house.

See this mugu

I have 6 house in Lekki

Parachoko:
See this mugu

I have 6 house in Lekki

May Almighty Allah give you more.

Same way my Igbos are buying more houses.Na still all of us go dey endure the stench.

GreyLaw:
But not everywhere is like that in Lagos. Humans live in Ikoyi, Victoria Island, Lekki Phase one, Alausa, Magodo, Banana Island, etc. Yes, there are slums in Lagos (a lot of slums) but there are still cool areas.

The government have robbed the people blind, but there are still cozy areas.

You're very correct. I once lived in Lagos and it was a good experience. Almost as good as living in a decent city like Enugu. If you must enjoy Lagos, avoid where the crowd and the locals are. The places you won't find them are the estates. Also Target an estate close to a major highway or expressway. Also target an estate where you'd be moving in an opposite direction from where most people are heading. This means that when they're going to work, you'd be driving the other way with lower traffic, same as when they're coming back. That's the way to keep down the stress and live a minimal decent life.

LadyRosa:
Did I tell you that I stay in Lagos?

You stay in abuja pumping money there while your home state rot and erode into oblivion

chiefoga:
You stay in abuja pumping money there while your home state rot and erode into oblivion

Let it rot, along with the cesspit.

ScamHunter:
You're very correct. I once lived in Lagos and it was a good experience. Almost as good as living in a decent city like Enugu. If you must enjoy Lagos, avoid where the crowd and the locals are. The places you won't find them are the estates. Also Target an estate close to a major highway or expressway. Also target an estate where you'd be moving in an opposite direction from where most people are heading. This means that when they're going to work, you'd be driving the other way with lower traffic, same as when they're coming back. That's the way to keep down the stress and live a minimal decent life.

Please when was the last time you came to Lagos?

LadyRosa:
Same reason una dey mine skull for Ibadan.

Better than mining pussy.

Pakute:
Better than mining pussy.

But una still dey follow us mine the pussy na.
Yorubas dey sell TOTO na.Is it not "obo" again.A very common delicacy in your shrines.

LadyRosa:
Let it rot, along with the cesspit.

It is rotten already, Anambra ti baje but una mumu never do. https://www.nairaland.com/7174877/epidemic-looms-refuse-overruns-anambra

Pakute:
It is rotten already, Anambra ti baje but una mumu never do.
https://www.nairaland.com/7174877/epidemic-looms-refuse-overruns-anambra

Ondo to baje, but your own mumu just enter gear 5.

LadyRosa:
Let it rot, along with the cesspit.

It’s these people that some miscreants want to run dis country, tufiakwa.

They don’t even hold their home in high regard, that’s why they are always insulting other people’s home state where they scavenge like cockroaches.

LadyRosa:
Please when was the last time you came to Lagos?

Last time was when I went to Ikoyi to pick my daughter's passport a couple of years ago. It rained heavily and it was horrible on the island. The city practically needs amphibious vehicles during rainy seasons. We got back to the hotel sometime around past 1.00 AM. Lagos is practically a dump when you're trapped at the wrong place.

LadyRosa:
But una still dey follow us mine the pussy na.
Yorubas dey sell TOTO na.Is it not "obo" again.A very common delicacy in your shrines.

Na una be cannibal na, na una sabi how human barbeque dey taste so.

ScamHunter:
Last time was when I went to Ikoyi to pick my daughter's passport a couple of years ago. It rained heavily and it was horrible on the island. The city practically needs amphibious vehicles during rainy seasons. We got back to the hotel sometime around past 1.00 AM. Lagos is practically a dump when you're trapped at the wrong place.

Yet, it is still better than any state in your region.

ScamHunter:
Last time was when I went to Ikoyi to pick my daughter's passport a couple of years ago. It rained heavily and it was horrible on the island. The city practically needs amphibious vehicles during rainy seasons. We got back to the hotel sometime around past 1.00 AM. Lagos is practically a dump when you're trapped at the wrong place.

Little wonder.
It's worst.Especially during this raining season.
You don't want to be on the island as it is.
Even in majority of the Estates, I can't jog after it rains.Water everywhere,it's not like Abuja estates.

Pakute:
Na una be cannibal na, na una sabi how human barbeque dey taste so.

Just the way una chop those policemen blokos during end SARS?!

chiefoga:
It’s these people that some miscreants want to run dis country, tufiakwa.

They don’t even hold their home in high regard, that’s why they are always insulting other people’s home state where they scavenge like cockroaches.

Ehnnnn!
Let it be.
So you call Nigeria country?
Nigeria belongs to the fulanis.
Anybody that's not Fulani in aso rock,na still refugee.

Weda you be Igbo or Yoruba.

LadyRosa:
Just the way una chop those policemen blokos during end SARS?!

Abeg rest. u no get talk.

LadyRosa:
Ehnnnn!
Let it be.
So you call Nigeria country?
Nigeria belongs to the fulanis.
Anybody that's not Fulani in aso rock,na still refugee.

Weda you be Igbo or Yoruba.

Don't you ever put Yoruba & ibo in same sentence. One has produced a President & VP , the other one is still day dreaming. Abeg, know your level.

Pakute:
Don't you ever put Yoruba & ibo in same sentence. One has produced a President & VP , the other one is still day dreaming. Abeg, know your level.

Yet, una still dey mine skull while aboki dey chop food from Igbo man dustbin?

Remember say Lagos na no man's land.
Even C of O no dey reach anybody hand.

Pakute:
Abeg rest. u no get talk.

Coward,are you getting tired?

ScamHunter:
You're very correct. I once lived in Lagos and it was a good experience. Almost as good as living in a decent city like Enugu. If you must enjoy Lagos, avoid where the crowd and the locals are. The places you won't find them are the estates. Also Target an estate close to a major highway or expressway. Also target an estate where you'd be moving in an opposite direction from where most people are heading. This means that when they're going to work, you'd be driving the other way with lower traffic, same as when they're coming back. That's the way to keep down the stress and live a minimal decent life.

Enugu? Decent?

LadyRosa:
Yet, una still dey mine skull while aboki dey chop food from Igbo man dustbin?

Remember say Lagos na no man's land.
Even C of O no dey reach anybody hand.

You're making the biggest mistakes of your life.
All land within Lagos belongs to State Government and can do with it as she pleases. Magodo phase 11 should have taught you a lesson.

Pakute:
You're making the biggest mistakes of your life.
All land within Lagos belongs to State Government and can do with it as she pleases. Magodo phase 11 should have taught you a lesson.

No,it hasn't.
It taught the buyers from all tribes lessons.
Yorubas are not left out.

LadyRosa:
Ehnnnn!
Let it be.
So you call Nigeria country?
Nigeria belongs to the fulanis.
Anybody that's not Fulani in aso rock,na still refugee.

Weda you be Igbo or Yoruba.

I disagree, Nigeria definitely does not belong to Fulani, Nigeria does not belong to any tribe. Nigeria belongs to Shell, Chevron, Mobil, and BP

chiefoga:
I disagree, Nigeria definitely does not belong to Fulani, Nigeria does not belong to any tribe. Nigeria belongs to Shell, Chevron, Mobil, and BP

Now,that's a flip side to this argument.
But who owns the OYEL wells again?

Nigeria is exclusively for the fulanis.

LadyRosa:
Now,that's a flip side to this argument.
But who owns the OYEL wells again?

Nigeria is exclusively for the fulanis.

I disagree. Fulani don’t own the oyel wells, the sitting government does. If not, then explain where and how Goodluck Jonathan acquired his wealth, the man grew up poor with no shoes to go to school

chiefoga:
I disagree. Fulani don’t own the oyel wells, the sitting government does. If not, then explain where and how Goodluck Jonathan acquired his wealth, the man grew up poor with no shoes to go to school

And how did Tinubu and buhari got theirs?Even with shoes didn't they steal you blind?

Keep deceiving yourselves.

Jonathan sef is a fool,he didn't steal well the way I expected.If not for his wife, him for dey look like mumu for aso rock.

I expected him to steal more than abacha.

LienwaltAbel:
Enugu? Decent?

B4 nko?
Perhaps, u've never left Ikirun all your life