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| Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Idonweak(op): 8:05am On Jun 19, 2022 |
Hi I'll get straight to the issue. I've been abstaining from sex and masturbation for awhile now and I don't intend to engage in any sexual activities for awhile. The problem now is that anytime i am with a girl (esp the ones i find attractive) i get arouse even when I'm not thinking anything sexual. Just listening to the voice of a female gets me hard. It's affecting my relationship with my female friends. This is because I can't play, touch them with me having an embarrassing erection. These days i have been avoiding sitting behind a girl on a bike because no matter what i do my joystick will get hard and she would notice and even to alight from the bike without making my engorged instrument noticeable is another challenge .Sometimes, my girl friends will want me to see them off but I'll refuse adamantly because I can't stand up from my seat. I can't continue like this. Please my fellow men, how can i reduce this incessant erection and save myself from embarrassment |
| Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by czarr(m): 8:07am On Jun 19, 2022 |
Buy tight briefs to keep your manhood in check |
| Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Nobody: 8:12am On Jun 19, 2022 |
It's normal... You have a high sex drive? You'll get used to it... For now... Keep your distance from your female friends... So you aren't tempted and relapse... Avoid anything erotic... Also, engage yourself... A hobby... Read a book... Go out often... Listen to music... Distract yourself with your intrests... It's easy to be celibate... Just don't get bored... ![]() |
| Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Nobody: 8:13am On Jun 19, 2022 |
czarr:And he would still cum... ![]() Or they would prevent erections? ![]() |
| Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by czarr(m): 8:18am On Jun 19, 2022 |
BoredBerry:reduce the visibility of the erection. Btw at your age, why are you concerned about Dickk? |
| Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Nobody: 8:21am On Jun 19, 2022 |
if you don't have sex for a long while or masturbate to relieve it, your sex drive will be so tough to control.... it's normal and it's accumulating..... |
| Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by samwash(m): 8:28am On Jun 19, 2022 |
Oga Op, so like this na from your narration, so your joystick is malfunctioning abi? If I may ask how is are you? |
| Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Nobody: 8:30am On Jun 19, 2022 |
czarr:19 you were already having sex... Swear you werent! ![]() |
| Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by czarr(m): 8:37am On Jun 19, 2022 |
BoredBerry:I'm a virgin. Be guided. |
| Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Idonweak(op): 8:50am On Jun 19, 2022 |
samwash:Can you reframe your question sir? |
| Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by EmzyT: 8:53am On Jun 19, 2022 |
| Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by samwash(m): 9:06am On Jun 19, 2022 |
Idonweak:Oga nothing dey do you, you are normal & it's normal, as you age, you will understand better, nor go dey bother yourself for nothing. Moreover I wanted to ask you " how old are you ?" |
| Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by xpiranza88: 12:19pm On Jun 19, 2022 |
Bros any time u get hard in the mist of ladies gently hang the dick for your belt... the erection will be up ward and no one will notice....U can thank me later |
| Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Autobot05: 6:18pm On Jun 19, 2022 |
Say no to fornication boss Jesus is the ONLY way❤️ |
| Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by fikayormi(m): 7:02pm On Jun 19, 2022 |
All you need is a good fvck, Next time Boogyman is going to ashawo’s house , Follow him |
| Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by osemoses1234(m): 8:46pm On Jun 19, 2022 |
This op when craze last week na una de reply |
| Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Emma2Seconds: 8:59pm On Jun 19, 2022 |
Nah who make us CUM we go CUMpensate! |
| Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Nobody: 9:08pm On Jun 19, 2022 |
Don't u have wet dreams? They ought to relieve the strong sexual urge Keep being virgin celibate sha... It's not easy but it's cool... God no go shame us #teamvirgin |
| Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Idonweak(op): 6:11am On Jun 20, 2022 |
Autobot05:I'm not abstaining from sex because of religion sir. |
| Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Idonweak(op): 6:12am On Jun 20, 2022 |
osemoses1234:Na me and your papa craze |
| Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Autobot05: 2:05pm On Jun 20, 2022 |
Idonweak:Even when Jesus was still trying to get me. I did the same. I abstained with luck and the desire to Abstain. And fear too lol ( fear of becoming emotionally attached) Jesus is the ONLY way ❤️ |
| Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Mbhustler: 9:49pm On Jun 21, 2022 |
There is nothing wrong with you,you are perfectly ok.Just try and be wearing tight boxers,so it wont show. Then the okada own,maybe be sitting in the middle. Idonweak: |
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.Sometimes, my girl friends will want me to see them off but I'll refuse adamantly because I can't stand up from my seat. I can't continue like this. Please my fellow men, how can i reduce this incessant erection and save myself from embarrassment