Oxala:


Let me tell you bro, the hack to this hustle, is to always drive a rented car.

That way you're not liable for major repairs and you can comfortably drive the car to death, without a twinge of conscience. You fit even dey do shift sef, if you get padi wey sure wey no dey fúck up.

See my people!
I sight you.
Baddo

Rent a Corolla for 30k weekly
Share with your padi one day on one day off
Each pays 15k weekly
Service car every 16days
Change linkage et al every 2months.
Cash out every blessed day

Way to go bro.

My sheep knows me and my voice

Pls is Uber inspection now 2500?
This guy at petrocam collected 2500

i never belived i could make 400k profit weekly . tHanks to my coach

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CfiqsxLgClp/?igshid=ZDc0MTNkNmI

ReadaDream:
Today is 7/7, if you are working night shift please be vigilant. I carried some Aye boys unknowingly this evening, they requested to connect to Bluetooth which I allowed. Only to start playing Aye songs, and knacking Egede.

The song got to where they where yabbing other fraternity, one of them from the back said 'Driver, which one you be, hope say you no be Eiye boy? Quick talk now make we know '

I only smiled without saying anything. I already zeroed my mind that they won't pay for the ride, luckily they paid.

Why? Dem go pay no dey fear guy! No be lapka lapka Corolla you dey drive again

donbrowser:


Always have a friend that's ready to play along. Next time, text the friend on whatsapp to call you, address him as any military rank and tell him you're heading straight to barrack after this trip.

My own friend's name is saved as Lieutenant. Anytime I say "hello sir", guy man already understands.
Thank me later.

I pray for you.

May you never meet bad people.

Do this prank on them and see how bad things go.

But may it not be our portion! Amin!!

Cheddaz:
But boss talk true, if chance dey to Japa you no go Japa? To make money in dollars and to make money in Naira no be mate o. And you can still keep your sanity 100%. The way Naija be especially Lagos by brother e get as e be. For me i had clear opportunity to Japa far back as 05 but things were going well for me, things were not this crazy so no need ,I could only think of visiting. But see as things be now. Inflation is crazy. Things i used to manage to import early 2020 the rates have tripled in less than 2yrs.But still on the real, if the opportunity comes for me to Japa now now i go move.But I'm not going out of my way to make plans for that. I'm still thanking God I've been able to level up and bigger plans are in motion to make money for this naija without going half insane

Kanu gave his reasons, he said personally and I wanted to respect his decision.

For me, I wont blink before taking that decision.

Felicity001:


I pray for you.

May you never meet bad people.

Do this prank on them and see how bad things go.

But may it not be our portion! Amin!!

Mind your business and pray for yourself to stop paying LASG for traffic offence.

eyinola:
but this is a very good price na ,oh the Awoyaya dey deceive u Awoyaya primary school is at Aboyade cole in VI ,bolt won't even charge more than 1K....u can see it's just 8 mins to destination

@Eyinola
Glombo
Pearl1910

Una for ask Tojah if he pick the trip. I am giving you first hand experience.

Got a request from yaba to same address as placed. Put a call to rider, for affirmation sake I asked. You are going to the school at the said place. And she replied, no! Don't you know Awoyaya after Sangotedo? And I replied her from here to that place you are putting 2800. Check well, what I have here is Vi. She ask to check well and call back. Oh sorry, can we do offline? Ohk! How much are you going to pay for offline? This trip is 2800 abi? Can I add 1k to it. I smile and cut the phone, no need to bargain unnessary bargains.

I witnessed same experience and I gave up on that address. It is either rider is going to mobile or mansard. Ever since I've been driving, I have not driven into that school.

Got a trip from surulere to berger ard 5 30pm for 2750. PU is Iketa bus stop... rushing down to Iketa bus stop, I put a call to rider and she's the rude type. Shouting don't you know Iketa bus stop blah blah. I calm her down and ask her to explain her PU well. When she mentioned Lekki the first question I ask her was, like seriously? Iketa Lekki to Berger 2750 and you will enter? after Una go say driver won kidnap Una. She cancelled and did the same thing, I felt pity for the next driver.

Few errors rider's make...
1. Going to Jakande bus stop and putting Jakande at Ajah area. Free money
2. General hospital Ikeja and the map will take it for yaba
3. A beach around Ogombo and it will take you to that Gbangbala area. Once we are approaching and the rider is saying it's still in front. Please check the map well and see where you input. Ohk! What should I add to take me there. Me: my fuel don finish like this

drmikeadams:



Nna them suppose put your pictures for frame hang for offices beside sanwo olu...u Don invest for Lagos state sha

Hahaha

You are wicked I swear

tmoreontop:


@Felicity001 I go like slide into you DM.

I sight you bros

FORTE OIL, BACK OF PALMS SHOPRITE, V. I

We are just 5 here and they are selling fuel..

OmodavidoX:
Thanks for this boss.

Whenever I jumpstart the battery and I let the car run for 3 minutes or so. Then turn off the car. The battery will start the car at once.

But when I park overnight, and I still remove the positive terminal, the battery would run down again.

The last battery charger said it is my battery that is bad. Although I have not done long driving for a while

Maybe I will remove the battery and give battery chargers to help me charge for hours before buying a new battery.

But I want to be sure if there can still be parasitic drain when the positive terminal is removed?

That's d job of a rewire. To check if there is something draining the battery when the car is switched off. Although, even if there is something draining the battery provided u have removed one of the terminal ur battery juice should remain intact. If ur battery can't start ur car in the morning after hours of driving d previous day then d battery probably gone.

parkervero:
A jobless grad here. It's been some years now since I drove last. Now, I'm considering enrolling in a driving school for 2 weeks and obtain driver's licence before I can get a car for Uber job. The main issue here is that I don't know the terrain of Lagos very well. The route that leads to another is what I mean.

What do you think of my situation?

The main issue is that u don't have a drivers licence, thats assuming u know how to drive. As for the routes, there are both the Google map and the Ehailing App maps that can direct you along the way. Your riders can also give u direction.

Pearl1910:


That's d job of a rewire. To check if there is something draining the battery when the car is switched off. Although, even if there is something draining the battery provided u have removed one of the terminal ur battery juice should remain intact. If ur battery can't start ur car in the morning after hours of driving d previous day then d battery probably gone.

Thank you boss. This is exactly what I want to get.

Will buy another battery then.

I really appreciate your response sir

dapotemi:
FORTE OIL, BACK OF PALMS SHOPRITE, V. I

We are just 5 here and they are selling fuel..

15,000 no fit full Lakpalakpa Corolla for that fuel station.

It's not rocket science why it's abandoned

dapotemi:
FORTE OIL, BACK OF PALMS SHOPRITE, V. I

We are just 5 here and they are selling fuel..

Shine ur eyes for that filling station o before them run u street. Generally, Foth oil filling stations are fraudulent.

tojahh:


15,000 no fit full Lakpalakpa Corolla for that fuel station.

It's not rocket science why it's abandoned

U get experience. Even that forth oil is d only station selling fuel in d whole lagos, I will rather park the car or buy black market than waste my time and buy incomplete fuel from them

Drive Advisory.... Akowonjo road is flooded, use alternative routes.

donbrowser:


You're believing someone that's hoping Trump will come back so the borders can be locked again?

If Japa is not worth it, he should come back home first.

Japa wey my 2 of my friends leave Access Bank for. Note they were not marketers. 1 of those guys dey always dodge church bills for here back then.

Now ehn if you tell am say we need money for "end of year program". Before you say Jack, baba don send 100k. This is someone that's currently doing masters and driving delivery bus. He's intending to switch to IT after his masters.

Believe what you like bro.

Bros dem no dey use sleep compare death nau, even come to talk of it na big boys dey jaa.
People that you think they are okay, they will sell their house too and jaa even do party join am

anthony533:

At times if I read this man post,na only bad luck I dey see inside the post..
E just be like you no dey pray to your God that time before you leave house?

From your past experience in the hands of LASTMA and Partner dey supprise me.

Prayer is for the lazy once

All you need is hard work.

Many are the affliction if the rightouse but one day they'll eat it BIG!

Fear a man with many challenges

because they day his enemies goes to sleep his success will be like that of a god.

Don't worry about me
Worry about your sorry self

I don't need your pity

I am man of my own.

I don fight soldier, police, and area boys and instill gallant

So what reason n do you have to pity a person like that?

Baz001 shared his life experience all of una won cry

Many of you think you know me too well because you guys think I talk too much...

According to baba Fela Ani Kolapko- if I talk una ear go full

Don't ever think in your widest imagination that you know who felicity001 really is...

According to D'Bang, you're sitting on a long thing.

See" let's leave stories and enjoy the sallah...

Pls who's hosting us?

Bakar'D Sallah to all the Muslims faithfuls here

tojahh:


15,000 no fit full Lakpalakpa Corolla for that fuel station.

It's not rocket science why it's abandoned

I just fill up for 7,400 now....The cheapest have got since this whole fuel scarcity started is NNPC falomo, it was 7k for full tank for lapalapa corolla..

OmodavidoX:
Good morning my boss and Eid El Kabir to all my Muslim brothers in the house.

Hope hustle has been great. Please o, I need your help on my car before I spend to buy battery.

Please what could make a battery run down when the positive terminal is removed and car is parked for long.

Is it a case of parasitic drain or bad battery…

Bros a lot of things influence people's decision to Japa, it must always be about money like I said struggling people sef won't have the means to jaa.
You look at tomorrow, what about the children?
I am telling that some people in the western countries will develop HBP if they go through half of what we go through here, so if you make money as you claim just pray the policies of your leaders won't paralyze your plans in few years time.

Pearl1910:


U get experience. Even that forth oil is d only station selling fuel in d whole lagos, I will rather park the car or buy black market than waste my time and buy incomplete fuel from them

wow but i have never experience this sha....I just full my tank (corolla) for 7,400 naira now...my guage was already on reserve...The cheapest have seen since this fuel wahala started is nnpc falomo (7k)....i bought 7,800 for full tank at MRS AHmadu bello and 7,300 at Mobil Ahmadu bello....i do not doubt your experience though.

dapotemi:
FORTE OIL, BACK OF PALMS SHOPRITE, V. I

We are just 5 here and they are selling fuel..

On a good day who go there to buy fuel?
The worst meter I have ever seeing

tojahh:


15,000 no fit full Lakpalakpa Corolla for that fuel station.

It's not rocket science why it's abandoned

Lol, I thought I was the one that knows

MoonlightDrive:
Drive Advisory.... Akowonjo road is flooded, use alternative routes.

Come Ajah and see flood, na only caterpillar dey enter thera anex down now.
Abi na so USA, Canada and UK people dey suffer too for raining season??

First off, Income tax rate is not 40%, also tax rate in US is not a blanket screen across all income bands. It depends on how much you earn, so if you earn higher bands of six figures, you will pay a higher tax rate than someone who earns within the 55-66k bracket.

The people leaving Nigeria most times left their good /comfortable jobs in multinationals to Japaa. That means it's not the money factor alone that's causing this exodus, they foresee things that an average Nigerian is oblivious to.

In Canada for instance, Healthcare is free for all Canadian citizens and residents. Plus a chance for your children to get world class education.... They won't view issues through cultural /religious prisms again.

Let's be honest, look at Lagos, look at the city, the way Lagos has been rowdy, congested, no effective public transport system,corrupt and over entitled civil servants, since year 2000, look at it @ 2022, 22 years after, do you think things will really improve? Have you observed any appreciable difference in the city.

Now let's look at Nigeria at a Macro level. and the level of leadership we have.

Most people leaving with their families are doing it for the children....

northbird:

First off, Income tax rate is not 40%, also tax rate in US is not a blanket screen across all income bands. It depends on how much you earn, so if you earn higher bands of six figures, you will pay a higher tax rate than someone who earns within the 55-66k bracket.

The people leaving Nigeria most times left their good /comfortable jobs in multinationals to Japaa. That means it's not the money factor alone that's causing this exodus, they foresee things that an average Nigerian is oblivious about.

In Canada for instance, Healthcare is free for all Canadian citizens and residents. Plus a chance for your children to get world class education.... They won't view issues through cultural /religious prisms again.

Let's be honest, look at Lagos, look at the city, the way Lagos has been rowdy, congested, no effective public transport system,corrupt and over entitled civil servants, since year 2000, look at it @ 2022, 22 years after, do you think things will really improve? Have you observed any appreciable difference in the city.

Now let's look at Nigeria at a Macro level. and the level of leadership we have.

Most people leaving with their families are doing it for the children....

Exactly my point, I know families that did their thing on a low key even when everyone thought they were okay only to surprise everyone with thier Japa news

kanuisagoat:


When you talk of sanity, you have also forgotten that, here you can bypass meter and use free electricity, pump price of 1 nut here is 2k. Ask dru23 how much he pays over there?

Even pope191 sometimes lights the oven for free.

As I have said, anyone that wants to japa can japa but for me, I'm not seeing the point. If the 150k dollars dru mentioned was monthly salary, I will not be replying you here, I'll be in the travel section already

So all these you mentioned are the most important things or that matters most?
Lol, see how you talk about bypassing meter as if light even

Pearl1910:


The main issue is that u don't have a drivers licence, thats assuming u know how to drive. As for the routes, there are both the Google map and the Ehailing App maps that can direct you along the way. Your riders can also give u direction.

Thanks.

So, I should get a drivers license first?

Gentlelife50:

Come Ajah and see flood, na only caterpillar dey enter thera anex down now.
Abi na so USA, Canada and UK people dey suffer too for raining season??

Bro it's a terrible situation over here. Couldn't go home with my car. Weeks of driving through that water daily finally backfired yesterday.

Took a trip from Jara mall to Lekki County yesterday, when the rider said she's going to Cluster One, I was happy, thinking that side doesn't get flooded like Megamound. I was wrong.

The whole stretch of that road is terribly flooded including the Cluster One estate and you cant drive out of it fast as there are other cars inside causing you to pause.

Right now, radiator fan as stopped working.

pope191:


@
Few errors rider's make...
1. Going to Jakande bus stop and putting Jakande at Ajah area. Free money
2. General hospital Ikeja and the map will take it for yaba
3. A beach around Ogombo and it will take you to that Gbangbala area. Once we are approaching and the rider is saying it's still in front. Please check the map well and see where you input. Ohk! What should I add to take me there. Me: my fuel don finish like this

In addition....

If you do fastest finger on Indriver for:

1.
Mayfair gardens, be sure that the rider has seleted the correct address. Most of the time they pick the wrong one which is in Sangotedo, whereas you still heading to Awoyaya

2. Pan Atlantic University. The App will most likely pick somewhere around Osapa/Jakande meanwhile the correct address is after Eleko!