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I Will Never Do Doggy Again by logicalhumour(op): 9:47pm On Jul 09, 2022
I don know the devil that sent me to put it for her anus o. Now I got poopoo on my peepee.

Ahhhhh... I will never try that sh!t again. It's even gayer than being gay. I still see the fresh poopoo in my head, and I can't stop crying guys. cry cry cry

See me, see toto, and I put it for nyash. No be juju be dat? Ahhhhh cry lipsrsealed

Moral lesson: there's no ass devoid of sh!t.

Since then my preek no gree rise on seeing girl butt because I've realised it's all sh!t deep down.

God. Whyyyyyy. Noooooooooooooo. What should I do now? Ahhhhh....

grin grin
Re: I Will Never Do Doggy Again by Nobody: 9:49pm On Jul 09, 2022
What else?

Re: I Will Never Do Doggy Again by Haakeem(m): 9:50pm On Jul 09, 2022
logicalhumour:
I don know the devil that sent me to put it for her anus o. Now I got poopoo on my peepee.

Ahhhhh... I will never try that sh!t again. It's even gayer than being gay. I still see the fresh poopoo in my head, and I can't stop crying guys. cry cry cry

Moral lesson: there's no ass devoid of sh!t.

Since then my preek no gree rise on seeing girl butt because I've realised it's all sh!t deep down.

God. Whyyyyyy. Noooooooooooooo. What should I do now? Ahhhhh....

grin grin
logicalmumuman.
Re: I Will Never Do Doggy Again by Cypress042: 9:52pm On Jul 09, 2022
Op mumu don over ripe grin
Re: I Will Never Do Doggy Again by Iyasaburi: 10:04pm On Jul 09, 2022
Drink hypo, to wash your brain ńa.
Next time, look before you hit
Re: I Will Never Do Doggy Again by logicalhumour(op): 10:04pm On Jul 09, 2022
logicalmumuman.
I still don't understand what came over me. Anal is a meme.

Ahhh

My niggas, please and please, never do that tin o.

My your Gods protect you from such: may the two angels that monitor your fvckings distract you from that area.

Take it from me, whenever faced with the choice (dilemma?) of toto and a soft sekpe sekpe nyash. Just do toto and go your way o.

P.S
Nyash is good to look at, and slap, but never put something into a place that's designed for things to come out. Ahhhhhh
Re: I Will Never Do Doggy Again by spencekat(m): 10:08pm On Jul 09, 2022
Correction:You wouldn't do anal sex
Re: I Will Never Do Doggy Again by Haynnie:
So anal wey people dey do give testimony e reach op turn shit follow enter. Op who do you? grin

Re: I Will Never Do Doggy Again by Nyascobar1414: 10:09pm On Jul 09, 2022
It always smell though...
When these girl are on clothes, they look good like fvvk... But when the cloth is off,you know life ain't balance.
Re: I Will Never Do Doggy Again by logicalhumour(op): 10:10pm On Jul 09, 2022
spencekat:
Correction:You wouldn't do anal sex
Keep it up, and I assure you (in Buhari's voice) that hot sh!t awaits you somewhere along the line.

Ahhhhhh
Re: I Will Never Do Doggy Again by logicalhumour(op): 10:12pm On Jul 09, 2022
Ahhh

Now the girl is even disturbing me that her anus is paining her. Ahhhh, Papa God, why ?!!

She won't even let me sleep! I will soon start crying for her too o. Ahhhhhh
Re: I Will Never Do Doggy Again by Harrykn: 10:15pm On Jul 09, 2022
Your peepee cap go dig poopoo whaoo!
If nah amala you dig you go see potopoto hahahaha..

Re: I Will Never Do Doggy Again by Orgasmgiver123(m): 10:22pm On Jul 09, 2022
One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here
Re: I Will Never Do Doggy Again by Exkandayee(m): 10:44pm On Jul 09, 2022
Oga your babe no deh wipe her asss well,,
Re: I Will Never Do Doggy Again by soundOsonic: 11:22pm On Jul 09, 2022
I had sex with a lady, so I decided to try doggy for the first time, I wanted to give her while standing, but the lady ass was too big and also I was way taller.
So she stayed on the bed and positioned her ass to face me, the smell was horrible, not the pussy smell but I could perceive the smell of ass. I went to normal missionary.
I hate that ass smell and I gave up. It was the second round I just forced myself to cum under 4 minutes.
The girl come dey ask me so fast, I said yes o.
Re: I Will Never Do Doggy Again by Truvelisback(m): 11:33pm On Jul 09, 2022
Seun Osewa, pls, take down this thread. It's so disgusting. I wish i could unread what i just red.

Re: I Will Never Do Doggy Again by AfroKnight: 11:43pm On Jul 09, 2022
How did I mistakenly enter this thread?

Re: I Will Never Do Doggy Again by yyba: 12:20am On Jul 10, 2022
logicalhumour:
I don know the devil that sent me to put it for her anus o. Now I got poopoo on my peepee.

Ahhhhh... I will never try that sh!t again. It's even gayer than being gay. I still see the fresh poopoo in my head, and I can't stop crying guys. cry cry cry

See me, see toto, and I put it for nyash. No be juju be dat? Ahhhhh cry lipsrsealed

Moral lesson: there's no ass devoid of sh!t.

Since then my preek no gree rise on seeing girl butt because I've realised it's all sh!t deep down.

God. Whyyyyyy. Noooooooooooooo. What should I do now? Ahhhhh....

grin grin
where are videos
Re: I Will Never Do Doggy Again by Lexkenny99(m): 1:17am On Jul 10, 2022
Ehya... U neva see anything grin

Re: I Will Never Do Doggy Again by mumumugu(m): 1:42am On Jul 10, 2022
He is using humor to send a moral kesson
Re: I Will Never Do Doggy Again by HandsomeGuyman(m): 3:14am On Jul 10, 2022
The one wey pain me pass na when the girl i dey blow come start menstrual circle in the middle of the night come scatter my bed with blood sad
A very disgusting sight to behold.
That was the end of the relationship.
She dey call me since to come over i no send am.
Girl wey i dey manage ooo with fowl smell from pussy tongue
Re: I Will Never Do Doggy Again by FORWARDEVERLY: 3:59am On Jul 10, 2022
HandsomeGuyman:
The one wey pain me pass na when the girl i dey blow come start menstrual circle in the middle of the night come scatter my bed with blood sad
A very disgusting sight to behold.
That was the end of the relationship.
She dey call me since to come over i no send am.
Girl wey i dey manage ooo with fowl smell from pussy tongue
See as I Choke for waiting I dey chop..
Jeez...
Re: I Will Never Do Doggy Again by techWriter3: 4:10am On Jul 10, 2022
So anal wey folks comin do give testimony e reach op turn shit follow enter
Re: I Will Never Do Doggy Again by Tundex911: 4:27am On Jul 10, 2022
You asking what should you do??

It's Sunday and go for Thanksgiving comrade

Peace ✌️
Re: I Will Never Do Doggy Again by Amotekun777: 4:41am On Jul 10, 2022
grin
Re: I Will Never Do Doggy Again by bdon123(m): 6:50am On Jul 10, 2022
logicalhumour:
I still don't understand what came over me. Anal is a meme.

Ahhh

My niggas, please and please, never do that tin o.

My your Gods protect you from such: may the two angels that monitor your fvckings distract you from that area.

Take it from me, whenever faced with the choice (dilemma?) of toto and a soft sekpe sekpe nyash. Just do toto and go your way o.

P.S
Nyash is good to look at, and slap, but never put something into a place that's designed for things to come out. Ahhhhhh
I disagree wit u
Re: I Will Never Do Doggy Again by bdon123(m): 6:51am On Jul 10, 2022
Haynnie:
So anal wey people dey do give testimony e reach op turn shit follow enter. Op who do you? grin
U dey mind am
Re: I Will Never Do Doggy Again by bdon123(m): 6:52am On Jul 10, 2022
Exkandayee:
Oga your babe no deh wipe her asss well,,
She no dey wash her asd wit better wata
Re: I Will Never Do Doggy Again by qwertyboss(m): 6:58am On Jul 10, 2022
GPTankhh:
Hxhd
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No WhatsApp let's deal let them see you expertise
Re: I Will Never Do Doggy Again by YorubaSlur: 7:29am On Jul 10, 2022
logicalhumour:
I don know the devil that sent me to put it for her anus o. Now I got poopoo on my peepee.

Ahhhhh... I will never try that sh!t again. It's even gayer than being gay. I still see the fresh poopoo in my head, and I can't stop crying guys. cry cry cry

See me, see toto, and I put it for nyash. No be juju be dat? Ahhhhh cry lipsrsealed

Moral lesson: there's no ass devoid of sh!t.

Since then my preek no gree rise on seeing girl butt because I've realised it's all sh!t deep down.

God. Whyyyyyy. Noooooooooooooo. What should I do now? Ahhhhh....

grin grin
When I tell people that it's only a st.upid person with no control of their thoughts and emotions that prefers an ass to boobs.

Ass is not only backwards, but full of shlt. Boobs is not only forward, but full of milk.

Why would a reasonable person prefer a house of poo to a milk laboratory?? Na only mad man dey loiter for trash site
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