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theotheegodd:
Always smoke igbo wey use your hand buy.

LutherSanchez:
Omo eh guys,am really thankful for this thread. Nobody,Ubunja,Martinez39s that started this wonderful thread,God bless you guys for me. Am still in page 30 though,don't really know if i will be able to catch up to date but it's really been insightful. Thanks once again guys.

omotoso1989:
Pls house,from my own personal opinion,I think women are just there to destroy someone's life and after doing that,they leave the man and move on to another man to finish him again.they are purely enemies of men.

ubunja:
Lol you're thanking Nobody hey

ubunja:
Lol you're thanking Nobody hey

LutherSanchez:
The moniker keeps showing Nobody,buh i've check some of the quoted texts now, it's GLYCOLYSISS. Thank you too man.

ubunja:
Lol you're thanking Nobody hey

ubunja:
yes his name is GLYCOLYSISS. good that you did your research...

fattprince:
Probably new to Nairaland. Doesn't know nobody is deactivated

LutherSanchez:
I thought it was a moniker too. Buh what'd u mean by deactivated?

fattprince:
I mean anytime someone deactivates or deletes their account on nairaland the person moniker is replaced with nobody.

SF123:
Who can reveal to me the real nature of the girls, ladies or women.
How to treat and handle them as well.

ubunja:
yes his name is GLYCOLYSISS. good that you did your research...

LutherSanchez:
Which means GLYCOLYSISS is no longer here?

ubunja:
Lol you're thanking Nobody hey

ubunja:
Lol you're thanking Nobody hey

ProphetJeroboam:
Avoid men like him. No good man will advise you to ignore a woman’s past. There’s a level women go and they cannot redeem themselves, don’t claim being matured as an excuse to go deeper and deeper into the sinkhole.

fattprince:
Yes, or probably created another moniker. But no more here as GLYCOLYSISS

CAPSLOCKED:
WHAT DID CAPSLOCKED TELL YOU ABOUT THE "REAL MAN"? HE'S A LOSER 100X EVERYDAY.

SHE WASN'T WORTH IT, IF SHE WAS A REAL ONE HE'D HAVE MARRIED HER, RIGHT? KUDOS TO HIM NOT BEING THE BOTTOM-BARREL SIMP WHO'D HAVE NOT SEEN THE FAKENESS AND WOULD HAVE OUTRIGHTLY WEDDED HER.

BUT THEN. HE KNEW SHE WASN'T WORTH HIS COMMITMENT. HOWEVER, HE WAS ALWAYS BENT ON PLAYING THE "INTENTIONAL MAN" ROLE, POSSIBLY TO IMPRESS HER AND HER SOCIAL MEDIA ARMY. OTHERWISE, NOT EVEN COUNTING ALL THEIR ENDEAVOURS TO DATE, WHY GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO BLOW 700,000 USD ON A TRIP FOR A WOMAN YOU DON'T ACTUALLY LOVE?? A GOOD-FOR-NO-USE WOMAN WITH ZERO VALUE AND CONTRIBUTION TO YOUR LIFE AND CAREER? I MEAN, I CANNOT TEACH A MAN HOW TO SPEND HIS OWN MONEY BUT LOOK AT WHERE HIS SHIT PRIORITIES LANDED HIM. SPENDING THAT MONEY (AROUND 400 MILLION NAIRA) ON SCHOLARSHIPS FOR POOR GHANAIAN STUDENTS (LIKE MANE DOES IN SENEGAL, AND RONALDO IN PORTUGAL) WOULD NEVER HAVE LANDED HIM IN THIS MESS.

BUT A REAL MAN WILL ALWAYS BE A REAL MAN. AND A REAL MAN IS A LOSER.

richkal:
That is what one Alhaji in my neighborhood did for one of his wives few years ago. The young lady learnt fashion design before she marries Alhaji.

Alhaji bought all the modern tools and equipment IN HIS NAME for the wife to set up her fashion design business. The business thrives and the wife started misbehaving.

She would got home late. Not taking good care of the children. Spend some days at the shop during the festive period sewing clothes for clients etc.

When the Alhaji couldn't take all the craps anymore, he told his wife to pack all her belongings in her name and vacate from the shop in two weeks.

The ultimatum came when Ileya festival was fast approaching. During this time, the fashion designers usually receive lots of clothes from clients.

The woman taught it was a joke. The man came to the shop and locked it up when the ultimatum elapsed. This happened when ileya festival remains few days.

Clients mounted pressure on the woman as they wanted to collect their clothes for Ileya day. This woman begged Alhaji profusely but the man remain adamant. She rally people around to beg Alhaji, he turned deaf ears.

Alhaji said he the director and CEO of the fashion design business because he provides everything in the business. He bought all things in his name and the woman is just an overseer. So he has the power to hire and fire anyone.

The man did not open the shop until after three weeks. But before that time, the woman received lots of backlashes from her clients as she failed to provide their clothes when needed.

Since that time, the woman start to behave well and remain humble. She literally goes into hypnotic frenzy anytime Alhaji calls.

Poeple, including his family, tag him all sort derogatory terms but he seems not to care. He is the only man in the neighborhood who does not simp for woman. He appears to be a redpiller at default.

luminouz:
Now, in the spirit of sharing real stuffs...I will share the paternity issue in my own family. Funny thing is, it happened on both sides(my dad and mum) to my grandfather's.

My paternal grandfather already had two sons from his first wife. As usual in those days, he decided to marry another one. This one was beautiful and younger than the first wife but after three years, gave birth to just a daughter, no sons. The fourth year had her carrying a swollen tummy around and everyone was pleasantly surprised when she gave birth to a bouncing baby boy. Have you guys ever seen a child who would totally resemble it's father on the day of its birth, that no matter what you say, everyone already knows who dafuq gave birth to that little mudafucker? That was the case here.

The big shock is the son resembles my grandfather's half brother. How come? In her desperation to have a son, the second wife was seduced by the half brother, got fuqed and knocked up. It was said that my grandfather took one look at the little child, took out his hunting knife( I come from a family of warriors) and went after his half-brother, who fortunately, had been tipped off and who ran away. He would have been killed because to my grandfather, that was the ultimate betrayal. The half-brother stayed away for two years before he dared step foot in our town again. The gist was, they were even an item before my grandfather married her but the first daughter looked like the mum, so no one suspected any shiit.

But what of the whòre-wife you might ask? Elders and chiefs of the land gathered to beg my grandfather, to forgive the wife, as a child is a thing of joy and all that balderdash. He forgave her and gave her more babies as a reward. That bastard son turned out to be a thorn in his flesh though. He would sell off or collect rents from properties without ever remitting them to the old man. Not only did he look like his real father facially, he also inherited that one's greed,avarice and cunning. Always trying to outwit, outsmart and swindle his half-siblings and even his own. It got to a point that my grandfather brought out an idol to curse this dude and his mother had to ferry him away to heavens know what, till the matter died down.

When grandpa died, it was said his body wasn't still cold when this same dude was busy selling off the same house his dead body resided and it took the combined efforts of the whole family to outsmart this dude.
Legend or rumour has it, that from time to time, his real father would still come around and I saw him at a point. The resemblance was uncanny. Like two peas in a pod. He openly started calling my uncle 'his son' after my grandfather died. Now inheritance issues are coming up and the dude has already said no one can contend with whatever portion of inheritance he has claimed. They are still fighting themselves on this same issue

My first story.

Miracood2:
Money is can not substitute for genuinely love. Every wonderd why children are more emotionally drawn to their mothers' than their fathers'?

Miracood2:
Money is can not substitute for genuinely love. Every wonderd why children are more emotionally drawn to their mothers' than their fathers'?