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Trust is dead wia dem dy

Guilty conscience won't allow them eat....

Big men, plenty plenty wahala...

Fear of poison is beginning of their wisdom.......

I won't eat instead I will just visit www.bettanaija.com and download cool music and then stay alright.

Ask Femi Kayode..,

No Be Small Thing ooooo

SIMONEKPA7:

Forget media beef, them de chill on a steady levels.
The day I wey I see Ameachi and Wike at a spot in Wise 2 Abuja. Na since then I de fear politicians. Na the supporters carry am for head

Na the same ameachi wey wike curse yesterday abi na another one?

Dozis:
Yes they do, OBJ finished eating in Audu Ogbe's house before asking him to sign his resignation letter as PDP chairman.
OBJ is a legend

Obj specifically requested for Pounded yam,before asking him to sign his resignation letter.

Obj bad oh.

Yes of course, they do!
Just as they share LOOTS!!!

IvarTheBoneless:


They might pretend to... but if your bulletproof or radar isn't strong enough, you're dead meat..

Heard a gist back in the days that OBJ as President held a mug and it broke into pieces because they poisoned his tea.

Poor mug might have disintegrated for any reason from temperature fluctuation or factory defects.

But people preferred the tabloid version of the story.

You will make a good writer

They eat and merry in each other's house, long b4 now! Na me and u be each others' enemies because of them!

SweetVibe:
You will make a good writer

Bro... I am a great writer. "Arrogantly" speaking

Thanks for the compliment. You have an eye for talent!

daroz:
Yes, FFK

aka stomach infrastructure

How big men eats in a fellow big man party. When it gets to refreshment they will take excuse and leave

They do. They are all criminals joined by the agenda of looting. Nairalanders have already forgotten the meme of OBJ forcing meat into a fellow politician’s mouth. It’s why you children keep electing the same people responsible for destroying the country; a month or two later you forget things easily in order to fill your bellies for the next day.

Go chop make them poison you?

You will tell me if it's the 10mins rice or eba that you cannot go and eat in your own house.
Everybody they "on guard".

nifemi25:
Most of politician doesn't eat in each others house because they are scared of been poisoned.

Do they even eat in their own house? To prevent first wife to put something in 7th wife or chef food.

Unzerious:
I dunno oo!


But, It'll be fun seeing Aregbesola tearing a Stewy, Peppery and Oily Induced Meat (no Pun intended REALLY!!) In Jagaban's house

or in OMISORA house

Maybe this is a very very young person
In politics no permanent friends or enemies just interests

Dozis:
Yes they do, OBJ finished eating in Audu Ogbe's house before asking him to sign his resignation letter as PDP chairman.
OBJ is a legend

Yes! He ate pounded yam.

@ SweetVibe... I wrote this on the fly.

IvarTheTerrible:


As an undercover officer in the Nigerian Police, i was caught up in a robbery at the neighbourhood grocery store at Umuahia

After buying St Moritz cigarettes, I was window-shopping - things my 75000 naira salary couldn't buy

I was at the perfume section farthest from the entrance when i heard " Make una drop am!!!, biko, biko!!!"

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1st lesson of Police training school - assess your surroundings.

I quickly checked the CCTV cameras and i saw 3 fierce looking boys up to no good.


One was guarding the entrance, one robbing customers and the last one was stationed on the girl at the counter. Division of labour at its best.


Back to my story, where was I?


I silently said my last prayers under my breath unlike the those screaming "Amadioha, Jesus and Allah" at the top of their lungs.

I drew my service pistol silently and inched forward slowly in combat stance, sweating furiously even under the A.C.

BANG! I plugged the Mr. Customer Service. His blood splashed on one fat Deeper Life looking woman.


" BLOOOOOOODDDDD OFFFFFFF JESSSSSSUSSSS !!!!!!!" She screamed. How she knew his name, i know not


The gunshots were loud and deafening.

Mr. Doorman was trying to run away, fumbling with the lock. I shot him in the back.

Lesson Number 2 : Use maximum deadly force if belligerents are armed. 2 down out of 3.

I turned to face the last one at the counter.

All i saw was the frightened face of the cashier


Lesson Number 3 : How could i forget ? DON'T BE OUTFLANKED. DON'T BE OUTFLANKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Several things happened in the next 5 nerve-wracking seconds......



I looked at the girl's face.... her eyes went behind me AND..........



I looked at the CCTV AND...................................................



My eyes saw a running movement in the cameras AND................


I heard movement behind me


A split second before my eyes + brain + feet + ears combined as ONE!!!!!

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I was already diving when i felt the impact on my back, the force propelled me against the shelf full of cornflakes.


I was coughing up blood, my knees bent..... gun lost in the dive when he walked up to me


He cocked the sawned off shot -gun to dispatch me to my Maker


Lesson Number 99 : ALWAYS keep a side chick

I had a side piece in my ankle holster.... I pulled it and shot him in his right eye.

Maybe i eventually met my Maker, but he definitely did so before me

The End.

No except FFK�

Femi is a longer throat, once he is seated the next thing that would cross his mind is food.

Not in a military regime though.

go and ask fani kayode