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Re: I Almost Died When I Sat Beside A Nigerian Man. They Don't Use Deodorant Or Perf by PumpumPrince: 7:26pm On Jul 13, 2022
siofra:
It's God that saved me today, if not you people would have not seen me on this forum again.
This boy opened his armpit beside me today and I almost died.

Nigerian men please pay attention to your hygiene, I beg you in the name of whatever you hold dear. Stop attempted murder, abeg angry

Please, bathe and brush your teeth and look good and smell good, before you come here and start crying about how your girlfriend cheated on you not knowing it's your bad personal hygiene that caused it.


According to stats, 80% of Nigerian men don't bathe.
98% of them do not wash their boxers and 99.98% of them don't brush their teeth.

Imagine!! angry

Women, if you have a good partner with good personal hygiene please hold him very tight. They are not up to three in Nigeria again.

...come n smell my pant to prooof yor sef please? smiley
Re: I Almost Died When I Sat Beside A Nigerian Man. They Don't Use Deodorant Or Perf by siofra(f): 7:35pm On Jul 13, 2022
Dimples2022:
*sniffs her pillow* mmmmmh, I still smell my man and he smells fiiiiinnnne kiss

Hold him tight o!

You don't know what God has done for you.
Re: I Almost Died When I Sat Beside A Nigerian Man. They Don't Use Deodorant Or Perf by Ola5TP: 7:35pm On Jul 13, 2022
Op is a canadian woman. My advice to op. Dont date or get married to nigeria men, otherwise u will be in hot bed because that ur stats is from the pit of hell.
Re: I Almost Died When I Sat Beside A Nigerian Man. They Don't Use Deodorant Or Perf by siofra(f): 7:35pm On Jul 13, 2022
PumpumPrince:


...come n smell my pant to prooof yor sef please? smiley
Bring it, if thunder will not strike you now now!
Re: I Almost Died When I Sat Beside A Nigerian Man. They Don't Use Deodorant Or Perf by NACE13: 8:12pm On Jul 13, 2022
To an extent, she is right but got it wrong with the generalization. Most guys don't believe in personal hygiene. I have witnessed some guys play football, all sweaty. They just squeezed the sweat off their shirt, let it dry, then put it back on and came to sit beside me at the viewing centre. I just had to relocate sharperly.
I have another of my colleague who's got this bad BO. He came close to another female colleague and hugged her. Her facial expression alone said it all cheesy
Those are the kind of things I dread abeg.
Using roll-on won't kill you guys, try and take your bath after the day's activity, use good body spray, and if you can't affford it, you can buy those oil perfumes that are sold for ₦300.
I always have my mouth-spray or bubble gum with me in case I eat junks.
Smelling good goes a long way o

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Re: I Almost Died When I Sat Beside A Nigerian Man. They Don't Use Deodorant Or Perf by PumpumPrince: 8:17pm On Jul 13, 2022
siofra:

Bring it, if thunder will not strike you now now!

u definately the type who enjoy sniffing pant.....i bet u on 200,00o naira that if u smell & then sniff my pant for 20 second...truss me..it will turn u on..deal? smiley
Re: I Almost Died When I Sat Beside A Nigerian Man. They Don't Use Deodorant Or Perf by PumpumPrince: 8:20pm On Jul 13, 2022
NACE13:
To an extent, she is right but got it wrong with the generalization. Most guys don't believe in personal hygiene. I have witnessed some guys play football, all sweaty. They just squeezed the sweat off their shirt, let it dry, then put it back on and came to sit beside me at the viewing centre. I just had to relocate sharperly.
I have another of my colleague who's got this bad BO. He came close to another female colleague and hugged her. Her facial expression alone said it all cheesy
Those are the kind of things I dread abeg.
Using roll-on won't kill you guys, try and take your bath after the day's activity, use good body spray, and if you can't affford it, you can buy those oil perfumes that are sold for ₦300.
I always have my mouth-spray or bubble gum with me in case I eat junks.
Smelling good goes a long way o


see yor cokonut head like bitter lemon.....so becuz yor friends hav body oduor & u drink mouth spray when u talk to women...u think all nigerians have mouth odour too....correct? ..are u from Chad?(no oofeinse) angry
Re: I Almost Died When I Sat Beside A Nigerian Man. They Don't Use Deodorant Or Perf by NACE13: 8:27pm On Jul 13, 2022
PumpumPrince:



see yor cokonut head like bitter lemon.....so becuz yor friends hav body oduor & u drink mouth spray when u talk to women...u think all nigerians have mouth odour too....correct? ..are u from Chad?(no oofeinse) angry

Dude, just hand over your Mum's phone back to her and go to bed.

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Re: I Almost Died When I Sat Beside A Nigerian Man. They Don't Use Deodorant Or Perf by tnerro1(m): 8:34pm On Jul 13, 2022
Forget all these talk, this type of girl go like men die, na her type Dey kneel down dey beg for inside house, then come dey form “ I don’t give a damn” for outside
Re: I Almost Died When I Sat Beside A Nigerian Man. They Don't Use Deodorant Or Perf by PumpumPrince: 8:44pm On Jul 13, 2022
NACE13:


Dude, just hand over your Mum's phone back to her and go to bed.

ok white boy ...u muss be related to Siofra grin
Re: I Almost Died When I Sat Beside A Nigerian Man. They Don't Use Deodorant Or Perf by ashawopikin(m): 9:20pm On Jul 13, 2022
Go and sit down one side, body odour is not tied to one particular gender
Re: I Almost Died When I Sat Beside A Nigerian Man. They Don't Use Deodorant Or Perf by siofra(f): 8:03am On Jul 14, 2022
[quote author=NACE13 post=114705254]To an extent, she is right but got it wrong with the generalization. Most guys don't believe in personal hygiene. I have witnessed some guys play football, all sweaty. They just squeezed the sweat off their shirt, let it dry, then put it back on and came to sit beside me at the viewing centre. I just had to relocate sharperly.
I have another of my colleague who's got this bad BO. He came close to another female colleague and hugged her. Her facial expression alone said it all cheesy
Those are the kind of things I dread abeg.
Using roll-on won't kill you guys, try and take your bath after the day's activity, use good body spray, and if you can't affford it, you can buy those oil perfumes that are sold for ₦300.
I always have my mouth-spray or bubble gum with me in case I eat junks.
Smelling good goes a long way o[/quote]

They don't know.

Preach, abeg.

Maybe they will listen to you their fellow man.
Re: I Almost Died When I Sat Beside A Nigerian Man. They Don't Use Deodorant Or Perf by Nonexisting: 8:33am On Jul 14, 2022
I have strong doubts that the foul smell came from the alleged source and not from the complainant's water and soap starved underwear. I'm sick and tired of lies coming from the Delilah gender.

Re: I Almost Died When I Sat Beside A Nigerian Man. They Don't Use Deodorant Or Perf by EmiDon11: 10:12am On Jul 14, 2022
No be this siofra na em mess in front of her boyfriend?
Re: I Almost Died When I Sat Beside A Nigerian Man. They Don't Use Deodorant Or Perf by EmiDon11: 10:17am On Jul 14, 2022
Nonexisting:
I have strong doubts that the foul smell came from the alleged source and not from the complainant's water and soap starved underwear. I'm sick and tired of lies coming from the Delilah gender.
dont say such to a female gender.,
She might get a husband from here

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