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Jammey6551:



I had sex with a mermaid and her pússy was smelling like a dead fish, like that of Nairaland's girls.

foleskay:
Drop ur own lamba too since na lies u wam come read

Nwaomaah:
This babe with eye catching, mouth watering ukwu doing salesgirl in my street. Of course I circled her, always dressed neat and always wore my perfume - that I always bought from her shop, and always speak slowly with deep voice. She came to me on her own
One day I took her out, she said she will not drink anything alcoholic except palm wine. We went to a palmy joint and it was late. I only did fingering and my gbola was threatening to tear my jeans so we fixed the real match for Saturday. After the fingering, I smelt my fingers, it was odorless. I can't wait!
Saturday, she disappointed but she later called asking for Wednesday.
Wednesday we connected, 12pm, in a local Guest house. I was living then with my born again elder sister and dare not be seen talking to any female or risk a lecture on how hot hellfire will be for fornicators
Well, here we are in the Guest house room and this girl undressed my dick can't wait
I started romancing her, fingering, sucking (breast o, I no dey lick plate )
When she can't take it she said I should make a complete woman. At that point my gbola that had been standing since just shrank like an old flower in the evening heat!
I tried to wake him, no way! She tried everything she know, for where? She said "so fine boy like you be vegetable?" She was so disgusted, dressed up and left me there in the Guest house room. As soon as she stepped out of the door my dike sprang back to life. So hard like I took burantashi. I got blue balls that day as I had to use my belt to restrain my manhood to avoid embarrassment.
Another day I controlled one of my old babes and used vex nearly wound her organ.
I didn't ever try to get a return match from the Salesgirl again. Whatever made my dick refuse such juicy food might be a warning. I avoided her and stopped buying her perfumes nor going to her shop.

imagrg:
When my wife died, I didn't knack for some months and my libido was high.
I had so many female sympathisers who slept over in my house. One of them even slept on same bed with me because of her closeness to the family.
On a particular night, I woke up to urinate but when I stood up, my eyes strayed to her and what I saw turned me on! Her legs were spread South and Westward. I went to pee and still saw her in that position when I returned.
I tapped her on the lap and asked her to adjust. She looked at me and turned her arse to my torso as I slept on the bed. I pulled my gbola out of my boxer and entered her from behind. Her next reaction surprised me.

She turned and gave me a dirty slap on my face that reset my brains. She asked if I thought she was a prostitute.
In the end, I begged her and still bleeped her.

imagrg:
When my wife died, I didn't knack for some months and my libido was high.
I had so many female sympathisers who slept over in my house. One of them even slept on same bed with me because of her closeness to the family.
On a particular night, I woke up to urinate but when I stood up, my eyes strayed to her and what I saw turned me on! Her legs were spread South and Westward. I went to pee and still saw her in that position when I returned.
I tapped her on the lap and asked her to adjust. She looked at me and turned her arse to my torso as I slept on the bed. I pulled my gbola out of my boxer and entered her from behind. Her next reaction surprised me.

She turned and gave me a dirty slap on my face that reset my brains. She asked if I thought she was a prostitute.
In the end, I begged her and still bleeped her.

07kjb:
Are u still using Vega on her?

makeherscream:
Omo no be small thing oo , there is this girl I always admire on FB
she stays in Lagos with her family,I stay in Benin

we started talking, one day like that I asked her out last year December 2021 ,she accepted my proposal I was so happy because if you see this babe ehnnnnn omo she package , she carry front and back come still fine join omo

Fast forward to January this year she called me that her family will be relocating to their new house in Benin , because her father could not afford to build a house in Lagos because of the cost of building a house in Lagos is very expensive ,

omo when I heard this good news I was so happy omo

After many days of talking, chatting on phone , we finally meet we where both very happy to see each other, omo the girl package exactly how she is on her fb pictures,

Later that very day we started making out to have sex , romance her give her head , finger bleeped her ,she came like 3 times, when she could not take it anymore she ask me to Bleep her she was like I need you inside me,

Omo I was surprised oo my junior was just flaccid , she tried all her best to get it up from stroking it to giving me head , omo dick no gree stand oo ,


the look on her face was not good at all I can see she was disappointed, she could not leave because she has already told me that she will pass the night in my place

I was shocked because that kind thing never happen to me before , and I was so Hot oo , omo I rush get up go buy Vega100 , after taking vega100 for almost about 1 hour omo my Akpamu stand like never before

Omo I knack this babe more than 5 rounds before day break she was just moaning and disturbing my neighbors all through the night , omo some babes loud Sha,

After about 2 to 3 weeks sweetie nearly kill me (yeast infection) omo I dey scratch my yansh and gbola 247,I spent over 12k to treat my self ,

Omo na that day I know say women fit get infection for body without even knowing , when I called her that I just contacted STD and she's was the last person I had sex with , she was shocked and was begging me to forgive that she never knew she have such infection

Well I have to forgive her Sha because I really love this babe , and am sure she loves me too , just told her to treat infection, she's cool now ,

still bleeping her raw nothing like that happened again , she's still my current gf till date , I love that babe Sha

imagrg:
When my wife died, I didn't knack for some months and my libido was high.
I had so many female sympathisers who slept over in my house. One of them even slept on same bed with me because of her closeness to the family.
On a particular night, I woke up to urinate but when I stood up, my eyes strayed to her and what I saw turned me on! Her legs were spread South and Westward. I went to pee and still saw her in that position when I returned.
I tapped her on the lap and asked her to adjust. She looked at me and turned her arse to my torso as I slept on the bed. I pulled my gbola out of my boxer and entered her from behind. Her next reaction surprised me.

She turned and gave me a dirty slap on my face that reset my brains. She asked if I thought she was a prostitute.
In the end, I begged her and still bleeped her.

foleskay:
As a guy in his 30s,who has seen the good,bad and d ugly when it comes to knacking matter over the years. So tonight I reminisce those moments I found myself in d most embarrassing circumstances during d course of fvccking.

The first one,there was a babe I used to run parol with then around year 2019. Due to her tight work schedule,as she works for shoprite in ibadan,so she normally returns back home at night. So most times na late hour we dey see like 11pm. So this very day,we dey romance at a welder's shop and from there I laid her down on d welder's table..removed d welder's bulb and rt there we dey Bleep. As I was thrusting hard,and she dey give me d moan, suddenly I heard kpaaa at my back..omo it was a stick,I jumped up and I saw two guys at my back holding sticks. I was afraid and took to my heels. They followed..I over ran them..so I found a place to hide..was confused,and right there i got to knw I was with only boxer,my 6k palm not on my feet,my phone gone.. Was thinking about d girl..wat could hv happnd to her,many things ran thru my mind..how do I get home wt boxers only. I dare not return there again.

Eventually I found my way bk home,and I could not sleep that nyt. My iphone 7 gone. D following morning,I traced my sandals to d area but no where to be found. I went to d girls house i was told she was in hospital.wtf!! I got there,her head was in bandage,and stiches in her hand. We dare not say wat happened. She said she told her parents she was attacked. Well,we still dated for two years before she went to Libya. Worst sex of ma life.

Oya mk una share urs too.

Miravik900:
Giving girls head makes them come quickly I go dry focus on head with my girl now I want make she cum like say tomorrow no dey but the only thing I don't like in giving a girl head is the pu**sy juice omo e dey do me one kind mouth

killmods:
Lol.. U won enter river but u no won wet. How possible is that. Like 1 litre na u go drink that day

Advice: if u don't like doing it don't try it because she will know and wouldn't enjoy it cos u go dey careful and careless at the same time.

Tegabadguy:
omo this mata no be joke oooo.... i give ashawo 2k for one round..omo i no reach one minute i don release..na she say ma stand up are know gri oooo......shy say ma pay another 2k or are go outside omo i give her another 2k becose i don drink 3 black bullet . i swear i still release b4 two minute .... na so i take waste 4k.... ashawo for Apapa Ajegunle know get joy ooooo.....

Tegabadguy:
omo this mata no be joke oooo.... i give ashawo 2k for one round..omo i no reach one minute i don release..na she say ma stand up are know gri oooo......shy say ma pay another 2k or are go outside omo i give her another 2k becose i don drink 3 black bullet . i swear i still release b4 two minute .... na so i take waste 4k.... ashawo for Apapa Ajegunle know get joy ooooo.....

imagrg:
When my wife died, I didn't knack for some months and my libido was high.
I had so many female sympathisers who slept over in my house. One of them even slept on same bed with me because of her closeness to the family.
On a particular night, I woke up to urinate but when I stood up, my eyes strayed to her and what I saw turned me on! Her legs were spread South and Westward. I went to pee and still saw her in that position when I returned.
I tapped her on the lap and asked her to adjust. She looked at me and turned her arse to my torso as I slept on the bed. I pulled my gbola out of my boxer and entered her from behind. Her next reaction surprised me.

She turned and gave me a dirty slap on my face that reset my brains. She asked if I thought she was a prostitute.
In the end, I begged her and still bleeped her.

foleskay:
As a guy in his 30s,who has seen the good,bad and d ugly when it comes to knacking matter over the years. So tonight I reminisce those moments I found myself in d most embarrassing circumstances during d course of fvccking.

The first one,there was a babe I used to run parol with then around year 2019. Due to her tight work schedule,as she works for shoprite in ibadan,so she normally returns back home at night. So most times na late hour we dey see like 11pm. So this very day,we dey romance at a welder's shop and from there I laid her down on d welder's table..removed d welder's bulb and rt there we dey Bleep. As I was thrusting hard,and she dey give me d moan, suddenly I heard kpaaa at my back..omo it was a stick,I jumped up and I saw two guys at my back holding sticks. I was afraid and took to my heels. They followed..I over ran them..so I found a place to hide..was confused,and right there i got to knw I was with only boxer,my 6k palm not on my feet,my phone gone.. Was thinking about d girl..wat could hv happnd to her,many things ran thru my mind..how do I get home wt boxers only. I dare not return there again.

Eventually I found my way bk home,and I could not sleep that nyt. My iphone 7 gone. D following morning,I traced my sandals to d area but no where to be found. I went to d girls house i was told she was in hospital.wtf!! I got there,her head was in bandage,and stiches in her hand. We dare not say wat happened. She said she told her parents she was attacked. Well,we still dated for two years before she went to Libya. Worst sex of ma life.

Oya mk una share urs too.

kingslj:
mine was with a technical school Head Girl in Delta state.
This particular girl was the toast of the town then. Never knew the King of the town was her sugar daddy .
me as a young undergraduate from uniport wanted a part of the action.

na so i go sleep for her house one night ,by 12pm after like 2 rounds ,i dey hear Dog they bark seriously , As town main boy i peep through window ... come see my King for door step de wait make my girl open door.

Real story man ... Next day town crier say make nobody keep dog for community again .Order from the King,

Make una no ask me how i take escape that night o.
The Girl was from ovie oree town.

Miravik900:
Yeah true! the first time I tried it with her she told me I don't know how to give head because I was avoiding the liquids from entering my mouth

Rozross:
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Miravik900:
Yeah true! the first time I tried it with her she told me I don't know how to give head because I was avoiding the liquids from entering my mouth

makeherscream:
Omo no be small thing oo , there is this girl I always admire on FB
she stays in Lagos with her family,I stay in Benin

we started talking, one day like that I asked her out last year December 2021 ,she accepted my proposal I was so happy because if you see this babe ehnnnnn omo she package , she carry front and back come still fine join omo

Fast forward to January this year she called me that her family will be relocating to their new house in Benin , because her father could not afford to build a house in Lagos because of the cost of building a house in Lagos is very expensive ,

omo when I heard this good news I was so happy omo

After many days of talking, chatting on phone , we finally meet we where both very happy to see each other, omo the girl package exactly how she is on her fb pictures,

Later that very day we started making out to have sex , romance her give her head , finger bleeped her ,she came like 3 times, when she could not take it anymore she ask me to Bleep her she was like I need you inside me,

Omo I was surprised oo my junior was just flaccid , she tried all her best to get it up from stroking it to giving me head , omo dick no gree stand oo ,


the look on her face was not good at all I can see she was disappointed, she could not leave because she has already told me that she will pass the night in my place

I was shocked because that kind thing never happen to me before , and I was so Hot oo , omo I rush get up go buy Vega100 , after taking vega100 for almost about 1 hour omo my Akpamu stand like never before

Omo I knack this babe more than 5 rounds before day break she was just moaning and disturbing my neighbors all through the night , omo some babes loud Sha,

After about 2 to 3 weeks sweetie nearly kill me (yeast infection) omo I dey scratch my yansh and gbola 247,I spent over 12k to treat my self ,

Omo na that day I know say women fit get infection for body without even knowing , when I called her that I just contacted STD and she's was the last person I had sex with , she was shocked and was begging me to forgive that she never knew she have such infection

Well I have to forgive her Sha because I really love this babe , and am sure she loves me too , just told her to treat infection, she's cool now ,

still bleeping her raw nothing like that happened again , she's still my current gf till date , I love that babe Sha

foleskay:
As a guy in his 30s,who has seen the good,bad and d ugly when it comes to knacking matter over the years. So tonight I reminisce those moments I found myself in d most embarrassing circumstances during d course of fvccking.

The first one,there was a babe I used to run parol with then around year 2019. Due to her tight work schedule,as she works for shoprite in ibadan,so she normally returns back home at night. So most times na late hour we dey see like 11pm. So this very day,we dey romance at a welder's shop and from there I laid her down on d welder's table..removed d welder's bulb and rt there we dey Bleep. As I was thrusting hard,and she dey give me d moan, suddenly I heard kpaaa at my back..omo it was a stick,I jumped up and I saw two guys at my back holding sticks. I was afraid and took to my heels. They followed..I over ran them..so I found a place to hide..was confused,and right there i got to knw I was with only boxer,my 6k palm not on my feet,my phone gone.. Was thinking about d girl..wat could hv happnd to her,many things ran thru my mind..how do I get home wt boxers only. I dare not return there again.

Eventually I found my way bk home,and I could not sleep that nyt. My iphone 7 gone. D following morning,I traced my sandals to d area but no where to be found. I went to d girls house i was told she was in hospital.wtf!! I got there,her head was in bandage,and stiches in her hand. We dare not say wat happened. She said she told her parents she was attacked. Well,we still dated for two years before she went to Libya. Worst sex of ma life.

Oya mk una share urs too.

Slayar:
During university days ,on 2go ,naso I meet one Redeemers girl .She messaged me that she's the only one at home .Naso I borrow 2h from my roommate ,carry bike to her place .

Lo and behold ,one fat ugly babe (God forgive me) too late ! Big house, na her papa house ,her dad is a pastor. Naso we go room ,she commot cloth ,I sha suck breast and pussy (the pussy dey smell ) I tried fucking ,but she was too fat ,stomach just full everywhere .

As I manage do one round, naso I stand up. I felt like I was raped ,didn't enjoy the sex ,felt like shit. Since then ,if girl no make ,i will not put my cock inside.

foleskay:
As a guy in his 30s,who has seen the good,bad and d ugly when it comes to knacking matter over the years. So tonight I reminisce those moments I found myself in d most embarrassing circumstances during d course of fvccking.

The first one,there was a babe I used to run parol with then around year 2019. Due to her tight work schedule,as she works for shoprite in ibadan,so she normally returns back home at night. So most times na late hour we dey see like 11pm. So this very day,we dey romance at a welder's shop and from there I laid her down on d welder's table..removed d welder's bulb and rt there we dey Bleep. As I was thrusting hard,and she dey give me d moan, suddenly I heard kpaaa at my back..omo it was a stick,I jumped up and I saw two guys at my back holding sticks. I was afraid and took to my heels. They followed..I over ran them..so I found a place to hide..was confused,and right there i got to knw I was with only boxer,my 6k palm not on my feet,my phone gone.. Was thinking about d girl..wat could hv happnd to her,many things ran thru my mind..how do I get home wt boxers only. I dare not return there again.

Eventually I found my way bk home,and I could not sleep that nyt. My iphone 7 gone. D following morning,I traced my sandals to d area but no where to be found. I went to d girls house i was told she was in hospital.wtf!! I got there,her head was in bandage,and stiches in her hand. We dare not say wat happened. She said she told her parents she was attacked. Well,we still dated for two years before she went to Libya. Worst sex of ma life.

Oya mk una share urs too.

HillaryNelo:
my case and ur own are almost d same just that I no gree knack her I pretended to be a virgin, naso I close leg lyk gal they chop fried rice the locozuma gave me after that voom

Slayar:
During university days ,on 2go ,naso I meet one Redeemers girl .She messaged me that she's the only one at home .Naso I borrow 2h from my roommate ,carry bike to her place .

Lo and behold ,one fat ugly babe (God forgive me) too late ! Big house, na her papa house ,her dad is a pastor. Naso we go room ,she commot cloth ,I sha suck breast and pussy (the pussy dey smell ) I tried fucking ,but she was too fat ,stomach just full everywhere .

Omo this weak me oo. I can't stop laughing

As I manage do one round, naso I stand up. I felt like I was raped ,didn't enjoy the sex ,felt like shit. Since then ,if girl no make ,i will not put my cock inside.

ghettochild:
Aj boy..