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This morning, I went to visit an old friend whose wife gave birth about a month ago.
When I got there, we exchanged greeting and I dashed to where the baby was and carried him ( chubby smally) I came back to the sitting room to meet his father ( my guy), he was drinking tea, I noticed a jug, sugar cube box and milo sachet, but no milk close by, I didn't think it much.
Few minutes later he asked me to join him, I jokingly told him I can't drink tea without milk, he said there is "NATURAL MILK" inside (his terms), I waited for some seconds and asked what he meant by natural milk, you can't believe this dude said he used his wife's breast milk , I was shocked to the bones. I still didn't believe fully, the next thing this guy did is to yell and ask his wife which milk he used for his tea, she answered, my breast milk.
I felt like vomiting and stooling at the same time.
How can someone do something as disgusting as this?
Why offer me such disgusting tea?
Mehn this one off me oh
I can't even imagine what the tea would taste like


Damn... Nasty... I'm out of here

Simple "thanks man, i'm fine" for avoid this story

But you dey lick toto like trebor

I was expecting you to keep kick him and his wife with your camouflage rainboot How dare he use a human female breast milk for tea jeez I wanna puke right now

But anyway it's not your business. It's his own cup of tea eeeww

jimmyvic:
Simple "thanks man, i'm fine" for avoid this story

Na you go tell me Watin I go talk?

Konjiboii:
But you dey lick toto like trebor

Speak for yourself abeg

LalastiklaIa:
I was expecting you to keep kick him and his wife with your camouflage rainboot How dare he use a human female breast milk for tea jeez I wanna puke right now

But anyway it's not your business. It's his own cup of tea eeeww

The disgust made my rain boot fail me
So disgusting
As you said, it is his own cup of tea

I like breast wella but milk from breast

you for kick am with your boot as e dey nasty and the you're outta there

In other words, you drank breast milk. How does it taste. Asking for my neighbor

nightfox01:
you for kick am with your boot as e dey nasty and the you're outta there

I just weak when the matter hit me
Even my rain boot sober

Orgasmgiver123:
Speak for yourself abeg

So you no dey lick toto Mr Orgasmgiver? Lie make thunder knack you 2 by 4

lekani4real:
In other words, you drank breast milk. How does it taste. Asking for my neighbor

Go and read the post again, then come back and modify your comment
In other words, read well before you comment

One of the reasons why I kick people with my rain boot


Damn... Nasty... I'm out of here

Konjiboii:
So you no dey lick toto Mr Orgasmgiver? Lie make thunder knack you 2 by 4

My man, thunder fire you there
I no even fit mistakingly carry nose near toto talk less of mouth


One of the reasons why I kick people with my rain boot


Damn... Nasty... I'm out of here

Orgasmgiver123:
My man, thunder fire you there
I no even fit mistakingly carry nose near toto talk less of mouth


One of the reasons why I kick people with my rain boot


Damn... Nasty... I'm out of here

You don't sound like an orgasm giver

There’s nothing wrong with it. A lot of men love breast milk… more than you think

You just go a free dose of probiotics. Which is something my stomach needs right now cause of too much antibiotics. You're lucky. I'm looking for a lactating woman to suck on her tities

Konjiboii:
But you dey lick toto like trebor

hmmm you are not a small boy ooo.
Do you know when they stopped producing trebor ?

Orgasmgiver123:
This morning, I went to visit an old friend whose wife gave birth about a month ago.
When I got there, we exchanged greeting and I dashed to where the baby was and carried him ( chubby smally) I came back to the sitting room to meet his father ( my guy), he was drinking tea, I noticed a jug, sugar cube box and milo sachet, but no milk close by, I didn't think it much.
Few minutes later he asked me to join him, I jokingly told him I can't drink tea without milk, he said there is "NATURAL MILK" inside (his terms), I waited for some seconds and asked what he meant by natural milk, you can't believe this dude said he used his wife's breast milk , I was shocked to the bones. I still didn't believe fully, the next thing this guy did is to yell and ask his wife which milk he used for his tea, she answered, my breast milk.
I felt like vomiting and stooling at the same time.
How can someone do something as disgusting as this?
Why offer me such disgusting tea?
Mehn this one off me oh
I can't even imagine what the tea would taste like


Damn... Nasty... I'm out of here

I will come back and comment

They were just pulling your legs. And the prank turns out to be an I.Q test which you failed!

But isn't that meant for the baby?

matrix199:
They were just pulling your legs. And the prank turns out to be an I.Q test which you failed!

It better be a prank indeed!
The Man is a true fan of Coast Milk.

Even peter obi and lai mohamed wud be suprise to see dis story........

No big deal

I suck my wife's breast when she's breastfeeding. My wife is a sweet girl inside out.

matrix199:
They were just pulling your legs. And the prank turns out to be an I.Q test which you failed!

Breast milk is sold in shops in the UK.

Hahaha OP abeg no kill me with laughter dis early momo..... E dey sweet for tea I no go lie

benqo01:
Hahaha OP abeg no kill me with laughter dis early momo..... E dey sweet for tea I no go lie

You don taste am before?

Bunnybee:
There’s nothing wrong with it. A lot of men love breast milk… more than you think

But as per adult males, If you suck breast milk you'll be farting anyhow o..

pointblank247:
hmmm you are not a small boy ooo.
Do you know when they stopped producing trebor ?

Allah when I saw trebor.. I went back memory lane