Good evening everyone.

Most nigerian movies can be so meaningless. You can even fathom the message they are trying to pass. Always acting meaningless scripts with funny titles.

We also have a TV in our bedroom, so my wife was watching a Nigerian movie while I was working on my office files.

I can't even puzzle out the excitement in that movie. All I was hearing is some lousy actors making noise and the poor suspense sound track. You need to see my wife looking so tensed & serious, flapping her both hands like a bird that is about to fly while screaming “enter the car drive! drive! drive!

I said Aunty easy o, Then I asked her the title of the movie, she said "The pregnant ghost". I said pls came again, you say? She didn't answer then I picked up the remote to check the title then booom!! The pregnant ghost

I was just laughing seriously, I've to capture it. then I asked her whether she have seen a ghost before not to talk of a pregnant one? And she said what! If I want to know if ghost dey carry belle that I should join her and watch the movie too.

I jejely carried my office files and my laptop, walk straight to the sitting and continue my job. Because if I talk otherwise about that movie na problem for me and I don't want her wahala this night.

Then she asked where am I going? I said this movie is so interesting and it's making me loose focus on the work I'm doing, so I'm going to the sitting room were I can concentrate.

Abeg, those of you that watch this kind of movie, please what are the moral lessons?

Sir are you aware that scientific research has concluded that Nigerian films lower the IQ? Lol

Just leave her , she's obviously hooked.. 9ja women like the plots of Nollywood and zee world a lot.

You can try to introduce her to some foreign films with simple plots to wean her off naija films

Just continue to use that time to do your work as you said . But caution her not to pick up Nollywood mannerisms and mindsets

Na man u be!how I hate this new generation of nollywood movies eh.gone are the days of Nkem owoh,pawpaw,Dede, Genevieve,omotolaetc

Septagon:
Na man u be!how I hate this new generation of nollywood movies eh.gone are the days of Nkem owoh,pawpaw,Dede, Genevieve,omotolaetc

Nigeria movie industry is just like how Buhari was praising APC.
From top to bottom.
From top to bottom.

Another title I don see is.. The virgin prostitute

Daniel7543:

Nigeria movie industry is just like how Buhari was praising APC.
From top to bottom.
From top to bottom.
Another title I don see is.. The virgin prostitute

I will just switch off the TV if I see her watching such movie . Nollywood really need to upgrade.

Your wife must be a full house wife for her to have much time for Nigeria movie, my babe prefer to watch France 24 or DW she likes to watch current news or any health station. She watched live broadcast of queen's burial and she listens to comments from various parts of world about the queen. We normally debate about various educational issues and topics from science to world politics and world geographical locations. We really don't have time for Nigeria movies.

Just another one of the reasons i can't live with a woman

viyon02:
Your wife must be a full house wife for her to have much time for Nigeria movie, my babe prefer to watch France 24 or DW she likes to watch current news or any health station. She watched live broadcast of queen's burial and she listens to comments from various parts of world about the queen. We normally debate about various educational issues and topics from science to world politics and world geographical locations. We really don't have time for Nigeria movies.

na this kind woman I dey find, a girl with sound intelligence quotient.

viyon02:
Your wife must be a full house wife for her to have much time for Nigeria movie, my babe prefer to watch France 24 or DW she likes to watch current news or any health station. She watched live broadcast of queen's burial and she listens to comments from various parts of world about the queen. We normally debate about various educational issues and topics from science to world politics and world geographical locations. We really don't have time for Nigeria movies.

So only full time house wives watch Nigerian movies? I thought Nairalanders said it was Telemundo ?


@Fred166 I laughed throughout your post, a lot of those Africa magic Nigerian movies are wack very very wack.
Sometimes I feel they are insulting the intelligence of the viewers.

There are good Nigerian movies though, watched some recently and I was impressed, the one I am targeting next is 'Anikulapo' by Kunle Afolayan his movies are top notch. I know I won't be disappointed and I love culture inclined movies.

Some I have watched in recent times that makes sense
Breaded life
A Naija Christmas
Meet the kujos is quite okay too


You can recommend/download some for her.

NoToPile:


So only full time house wives watch Nigerian movies? I thought Nairalanders said it was Telemundo ?


@Fred166 I laughed throughout your post, a lot of those Africa magic Nigerian movies are wack very very wack.
Sometimes I feel they are insulting the intelligence of the viewers.

There are good Nigerian movies though, watched some recently and I was impressed, the one I am targeting next is 'Anikulapo' by Kunle Afolayan his movies are top notch. I know I won't be disappointed and I love culture inclined movies.

Some I have watched in recent times that makes sense
Breaded life
A Naija Christmas
Meet the kujos is quite okay too


You can recommend/download some for her.

You are right. There are good Nigerian movies.

But I can't remember the last time I watched a movie. I'm always busy. I don't even subscribe to the gotv in our room. My wife handles the gotv sub because she loves watching enough of those boring movies.

I only subscribe to the dstv in our sitting room, because I love watching football match and other sports on a weekend like this.

Fred166:
You are right. There are good Nigerian movies.

But I can't remember the last time I watch a movie. I'm always busy. I don't even subscribe to the gotv in our room. My wife handles the gotv sub because she loves watching enough of those boring movies

I only subscribe to the dstv in our sitting room, because I love watching football match and other sports on a weekend like this

Aha, I just knew you were a football person

What makes you think housewives have so much time on their hands?

viyon02:
Your wife must be a full house wife for her to have much time for Nigeria movie, my babe prefer to watch France 24 or DW she likes to watch current news or any health station. She watched live broadcast of queen's burial and she listens to comments from various parts of world about the queen. We normally debate about various educational issues and topics from science to world politics and world geographical locations. We really don't have time for Nigeria movies.

angelfallz:
What makes you think housewives have so much time on their hands?

Well, this particular one has a lot of time to watch irrelevant movie, anyway op, this is your family no one has the right to dictate what happens in your family.

viyon02:
Your wife must be a full house wife for her to have much time for Nigeria movie, my babe prefer to watch France 24 or DW she likes to watch current news or any health station. She watched live broadcast of queen's burial and she listens to comments from various parts of world about the queen. We normally debate about various educational issues and topics from science to world politics and world geographical locations. We really don't have time for Nigeria movies.

You have a rare gem

laluski:


You have a rare gem

May be yes

viyon02:
Well, this particular one has a lot of time to watch irrelevant movie, anyway op, this is your family no one has the right to dictate what happens in your family.

You don't have sense....See how you are talking down some one else's wife while praising your own... its people like you who spots only the bad in others people children and end up learning the hard way... So because your hoe watched Queen Elizabeth's burial, it automatically means that she is sensible than Op's wife? that is why dem dey carry una handicap.......

I am sorry to say oh, but your wife is not an intelligent person. May be it's just me shaa.. once you're hooked on those shittie channels like zeeworld, African magic Yoruba, Igbo, and the likes, there's no thinking otherwise for me it means you're not smart!

Nigeria ladies most often like Nigeria movies,outside the ones featuring the likes of Nkem owoh, Charles,John okafor and Sam loco,I have little or no interest in watching them.

viyon02:
Your wife must be a full house wife for her to have much time for Nigeria movie, my babe prefer to watch France 24 or DW she likes to watch current news or any health station. She watched live broadcast of queen's burial and she listens to comments from various parts of world about the queen. We normally debate about various educational issues and topics from science to world politics and world geographical locations. We really don't have time for Nigeria movies.

this is a good wife here..

This your post really got me laughing...

Me too used to wonder what women see in those boring Nollywood movies especially those showing on African magic epic....

Chidi2022:
You don't have sense....See how you are talking down some one else's wife while praising your own... its people like you who spots only the bad in others people children and end up learning the hard way... So because your hoe watched Queen Elizabeth's burial, it automatically means that she is sensible than Op's wife? that is why dem dey carry una handicap.......

It seems your are the op's wife. For you to have taken the statement so personal like this. The is nothing like spoting bad in other people's children here. It was the op who shared his plight. And people are commenting their thoughts and view.
The truth is that an intelligent minded person will not find anything interesting in all those wack Nigerian movies shown on Africa magic.

Septagon:
Na man u be!how I hate this new generation of nollywood movies eh.gone are the days of Nkem owoh,pawpaw,Dede, Genevieve, omotolaetc

You be real OG, up till now, I rather watch my vintage Nigeria movies, in the days of state of emergency, egg of life, igodo and the rest, if I must that all these stupid, poorly written, low budget bullshit destiny etiko and other talentless actors does now in the screen and term it home movies ,
Absolute rubbish and disgusting

Lol.


Don't be offended. 75% of women, even the enlightened and educated ones are addicted to African Magic, Zeeworld and Telemundo.

No vex

Chidi2022:
You don't have sense....See how you are talking down some one else's wife while praising your own... its people like you who spots only the bad in others people children and end up learning the hard way... So because your hoe watched Queen Elizabeth's burial, it automatically means that she is sensible than Op's wife? that is why dem dey carry una handicap.......

Hello, l didn't conderm his wife, and that his family problem though. Just that it is good for a woman to be reasonable and be smart beyond normal family routine it has many advantages, no family is perfect though.

viyon02:
Your wife must be a full house wife for her to have much time for Nigeria movie, my babe prefer to watch France 24 or DW she likes to watch current news or any health station. She watched live broadcast of queen's burial and she listens to comments from various parts of world about the queen. We normally debate about various educational issues and topics from science to world politics and world geographical locations. We really don't have time for Nigeria movies.

Please stop this crap talk.

So people that watch local movies are not smart or they full time house wives? I watch local movies too and I'm way more smarter than your so called girlfriend.
Mind you, op is talking about his wife (legally married) and not some girlfriend that you're not sure if she would marry you.

Nigerian movies films are pure crap. Imagine knowing everything in a movie just from the name

The only Nigerian films movies that I've seen and they make sense are:
Gone
In my Country
Black November
Living in bondage; breaking free
Nimbe
Oloture

Fred166:
You are right. There are good Nigerian movies.

But I can't remember the last time I watched a movie. I'm always busy. I don't even subscribe to the gotv in our room. My wife handles the gotv sub because she loves watching enough of those boring movies.

I only subscribe to the dstv in our sitting room, because I love watching football match and other sports on a weekend like this.

Lolz.
Let her watch whatever she wants to watch. Afterall, she subscribed to the channels. Do you want her subscription to waste?
Go to your dstv which you subscribe to and watch yours.

But, the title got me laughing though!

.

viyon02:
Your wife must be a full house wife for her to have much time for Nigeria movie,

And so!?

my babe prefer to watch France 24 or DW she likes to watch current news or any health station. She watched live broadcast of queen's burial and she listens to comments from various parts of world about the queen. We normally debate about various educational issues and topics from science to world politics and world geographical locations. We really don't have time for Nigeria movies.

Your babe can watch Al Jazeera 24/7 for all we care. Nobody gives a sh!t!

They're talking wife, this one is talking babe!

Fred166:
You are right. There are good Nigerian movies.

But I can't remember the last time I watched a movie. I'm always busy. I don't even subscribe to the gotv in our room. My wife handles the gotv sub because she loves watching enough of those boring movies.

I only subscribe to the dstv in our sitting room, because I love watching football match and other sports on a weekend like this.

Op, your wife seems like a sweet person who doesn't take life too seriously.
The below part got me laughing because I could relate.

You need to see my wife looking so tensed & serious, flapping her both hands like a bird that is about to fly while screaming “enter the car drive! drive! drive!

Fred166:
Good evening everyone.

Most nigerian movies can be so meaningless. You can even fathom the message they are trying to pass. Always acting meaningless scripts with funny titles.

We also have a TV in our bedroom, so my wife was watching a Nigerian movie while I was working on my office files.

I can't even puzzle out the excitement in that movie. All I was hearing is some lousy actors making noise and the poor suspense sound track. You need to see my wife looking so tensed & serious, flapping her both hands like a bird that is about to fly while screaming “enter the car drive! drive! drive!

I said Aunty easy o, Then I asked her the title of the movie, she said "The pregnant ghost". I said pls came again, you say? She didn't answer then I picked up the remote to check the title then booom!! The pregnant ghost

I was just laughing seriously, I've to capture it. then I asked her whether she have seen a ghost before not to talk of a pregnant one? And she said what! If I want to know if ghost dey carry belle that I should join her and watch the movie too.

I jejely carried my office files and my laptop, walk straight to the sitting and continue my job. Because if I talk otherwise about that movie na problem for me and I don't want her wahala this night.

Then she asked where am I going? I said this movie is so interesting and it's making me loose focus on the work I'm doing, so I'm going to the sitting room were I can concentrate.

Abeg, those of you that watch this kind of movie, please what are the moral lessons?

Let her enjoy the movie jare..

Our goals is to hav a happy spouses.. thank God she found additional thing in your home to make her happy... abeg happiness is free..

I love ur mentality tho... if u not a Nigerian movie fan...dont bother to force ursf to watch it... because it will corrupt ur mentality

Spirit04:
Nollywood, the most useless and dullness thing in Nigeria. The poorly educated idiots writing their scripts can't act films on colonialism, civil war(I don't mean victimhood propaganda) actual historical events to teach young people their history. All they do is to be shouting Igwe up and down. Since I was born I have never seen a king but watching a Nigerian film you'd think there are Kings in every single street in Nigeria. No wonder young Nigerians are completely brainless and are among the dullest people in the world.

Nollywood financial budget is very low, they don't like to spend money on movies.

Do you know with 250k you can shoot your own movie? You can't compare nollywood to Hollywood movies.

Hollywood spend millions and billions of dollars to produce movies, they really understand what the viewers want. They also take their time (3-4 months) to act a movie. They use money to make more money.

But our Dear nollywood can use just 3 days to act their nonsense. Everything about them is cheap. They want to use 250k to make 30 million naira.

Alaroro movie industry