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Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by petux(m): 3:30pm On Oct 01, 2022
viyon02:
Your wife must be a full house wife for her to have much time for Nigeria movie, my babe prefer to watch France 24 or DW she likes to watch current news or any health station. She watched live broadcast of queen's burial and she listens to comments from various parts of world about the queen. We normally debate about various educational issues and topics from science to world politics and world geographical locations. We really don't have time for Nigeria movies.

Mumu man..you just showed how dumb you are..So because your babe watch her colonizer die now, she's automatically intelligent?? Mumu man once again...
Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by DeepSight(m): 3:31pm On Oct 01, 2022
GeneralPula:


Blood sisters was good at the beginning but trash at the end..

Well, not sure I entirely agree, but having said that, I guess the ending of a story is the trickiest part for most writers / screenwriters.
Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by Stanleyq: 3:31pm On Oct 01, 2022
One man's meat they say...?
Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by Chidi2022: 3:40pm On Oct 01, 2022
Nostring:
May God bless bless bless bless bless bless bless you abundantly.. amen kiss
Amen jare and you too dear ...

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Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by Nobody: 3:41pm On Oct 01, 2022
Lols
Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by Chidi2022: 3:42pm On Oct 01, 2022
Drbarmes:

God bless u ma brother. I really felt ashamed for him saying his wife watched the Queen's burial. I really don't understand how some people think sha
Amen jare ... and you too dear... am a female thou..
Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by Chidi2022: 3:47pm On Oct 01, 2022
Guyman01:

And under 2.5, very stupid set of kids here, his girlfriend has time to watch Eliza burial from channel to channel and he thinks that makes her smart and he refers to OP's wife who appreciates made in Nigeria as poor IQ
As in eeeh..... So some one like who only enjoys watching WWE, i no get sense be that...
Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by Chidi2022: 3:49pm On Oct 01, 2022
Guyman01:


@ viyon02 abeg read this again it will help you to grow some brain grin
Leave am ...He go learn the hard way ..... He thinks high IQ makes a good home....lol...
Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by RZArecta(m): 3:50pm On Oct 01, 2022
Fred166:
Good evening everyone.

Most nigerian movies can be so meaningless. You can even fathom the message they are trying to pass. Always acting meaningless scripts with funny titles.

We also have a TV in our bedroom, so my wife was watching a Nigerian movie while I was working on my office files.

I can't even puzzle out the excitement in that movie. All I was hearing is some lousy actors making noise and the poor suspense sound track. You need to see my wife looking so tensed & serious, flapping her both hands like a bird that is about to fly while screaming “enter the car drive! drive! drive!

I said Aunty easy o, Then I asked her the title of the movie, she said "The pregnant ghost". I said pls came again, you say? She didn't answer then I picked up the remote to check the title then booom!! The pregnant ghost

I was just laughing seriously, I've to capture it. then I asked her whether she have seen a ghost before not to talk of a pregnant one? And she said what! If I want to know if ghost dey carry belle that I should join her and watch the movie too.

I jejely carried my office files and my laptop, walk straight to the sitting and continue my job. Because if I talk otherwise about that movie na problem for me and I don't want her wahala this night.

Then she asked where am I going? I said this movie is so interesting and it's making me loose focus on the work I'm doing, so I'm going to the sitting room were I can concentrate.

Abeg, those of you that watch this kind of movie, please what are the moral lessons?
please just jejely leave her to enjoy her movies. Shebi na only film ? What if her problem was pressing phone 24/7 or always going to parties etc. The most important thing is that she's happy and she's entertained which shows that you're doing a good job. May our wives always be happy in Jesus name

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Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by Reference(m): 4:02pm On Oct 01, 2022
Fred166:
Good evening everyone.

Most nigerian movies can be so meaningless. You can even fathom the message they are trying to pass. Always acting meaningless scripts with funny titles.

We also have a TV in our bedroom, so my wife was watching a Nigerian movie while I was working on my office files.

I can't even puzzle out the excitement in that movie. All I was hearing is some lousy actors making noise and the poor suspense sound track. You need to see my wife looking so tensed & serious, flapping her both hands like a bird that is about to fly while screaming “enter the car drive! drive! drive!

I said Aunty easy o, Then I asked her the title of the movie, she said "The pregnant ghost". I said pls came again, you say? She didn't answer then I picked up the remote to check the title then booom!! The pregnant ghost

I was just laughing seriously, I've to capture it. then I asked her whether she have seen a ghost before not to talk of a pregnant one? And she said what! If I want to know if ghost dey carry belle that I should join her and watch the movie too.

I jejely carried my office files and my laptop, walk straight to the sitting and continue my job. Because if I talk otherwise about that movie na problem for me and I don't want her wahala this night.

Then she asked where am I going? I said this movie is so interesting and it's making me loose focus on the work I'm doing, so I'm going to the sitting room were I can concentrate.

Abeg, those of you that watch this kind of movie, please what are the moral lessons?

In the next world you may consider elevating your choice of partner.
Harsh but the fact.

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Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by chatinent: 4:07pm On Oct 01, 2022
Omo, I can't waste my time seeing meaningless Nigerian movies.

Although, I must say, some of the ones I see on Netflix aren't bad.
Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by paix(m): 4:13pm On Oct 01, 2022
Daniel7543:

Nigeria movie industry is just like how Buhari was praising APC.
From top to bottom.
From top to bottom.

Another title I don see is.. The virgin prostitute
Why not the VIRGIN GRANDMOTHER.

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Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by Ehinjuola: 4:18pm On Oct 01, 2022
NoToPile:


So only full time house wives watch Nigerian movies? I thought Nairalanders said it was Telemundo ?


@Fred166 I laughed throughout your post, a lot of those Africa magic Nigerian movies are wack very very wack.
Sometimes I feel they are insulting the intelligence of the viewers.

There are good Nigerian movies though, watched some recently and I was impressed, the one I am targeting next is 'Anikulapo' by Kunle Afolayan his movies are top notch. I know I won't be disappointed and I love culture inclined movies.

Some I have watched in recent times that makes sense
Breaded life
A Naija Christmas
Meet the kujos is quite okay too


You can recommend/download some for her.

Dat breaded life get as E b jawe...

Though the movie is interesting but take a look at it this way;
Is it possible for someone from wealthy background/ family to suddenly turn to bakery worker with hard hard labor job he was doing in the movie?

Another thing is, why would you say you were in coma for d whole movie, is that not insane? Lol
Is like you're toying with viewers emotions

Also could it be possible with such coincidence that happened BTW that boy n d bread seller girl?
Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by richie240: 4:20pm On Oct 01, 2022
Zane2point4:
My own is anyone that is keen enough to be hipnotized by these poorly scripted nigerian movies have a low mentality and IQ thats how i see it!

If she hv high IQ she will be captured by high intelligent sci-fi movie!!
Hold ur piss brah, there's virtually no woman with a high IQ.... and I'm not talking of 'book' IQ.

A being dt could be manipulated by ordinary serpent? Common man, it seems we - men expect too much from them walahi.

Even d Bible tork say den be d weaker vessel; forget all dia gra-gra.
cool
Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by richie240: 4:23pm On Oct 01, 2022
Oga hol ur piss biko.
This is an anonymous forum and I can't remember him mentioning his name/his wife's name.

Relax brah!
cool

nahzyla:
So you brought your wife to spread out for nairaland small children to insult?

See people calling her all sorts of names because of your meaningless topic.

So what if she likes nollywood movies? Why make her look like a stupid person because of that? Your own love for football is not better than her love for nollywood movies, they are both recreational TV viewing, None is better or worse. You knew the type of person you married before you married her so what exactly is the point of this thread?

I don't blame you, I blame the silly males and even more stupid females with zero self esteem encouraging you by insulting your wife on this thread.
Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by Onucs(m): 4:24pm On Oct 01, 2022
viyon02:
Your wife must be a full house wife for her to have much time for Nigeria movie, my babe prefer to watch France 24 or DW she likes to watch current news or any health station. She watched live broadcast of queen's burial and she listens to comments from various parts of world about the queen. We normally debate about various educational issues and topics from science to world politics and world geographical locations. We really don't have time for Nigeria movies.

Ahbeg, your babe get younger sister?
Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by richie240: 4:27pm On Oct 01, 2022
Hehehehehe..... siddon dia!
By d time u marry ur own u go know say na d same mental default setting dey dia head.
grin grin


godofuck231:
I blame you for marrying a woman that has no brain, if I catch you one on one, na beating i go give you, where you don see pregnant ghost ?
No wait ,
Make I think ,

This guy was sent to up set my spirit today !

Guy ill strangle you , ill ............
Ok ,ok
Am calm now ...
Am calm ,

Ok its not your fault , na who act the film , boko haram suppose kill the director

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Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by SKIBiNSKI(m): 4:31pm On Oct 01, 2022
Op, your wife is a proper Good house wife, that is all that matters, the "pregnant ghost" movie she watches may sound dumb which it is, co's I don't believe ghosts exists let alone a pregnant one. grin cheesy

The good thing is she is occupied with these movies that she doesn't bother or nag at you, you even have peace of mind and quiet to do your office work at home. Trust me, Op, your house is peaceful. Not this mad woman i am living with at the moment who keep insulting me, accussing me of all kinda stuffs i didn't do, threatning to cut off my head one day, disrespect me and call me all kinda derogatory names. Her excuse for these behaviours are that she is going through her menopause, i mean, how is that my fault? Women please is it true that menopause can make her behave like this? I don't get it! She never used to be like this, imagine every morning she wakes up with anger, insults and arguments. This morning she accussed me of stealing strawberries she bought, the same strawberries she has eaten with my son last night, she was still sure up till now that i stole her strawberries, imagine I, Mr kings. Stealing strawberries.


Also i don't think your wife really believes ghosts can be preggas. grin

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Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by SKIBiNSKI(m): 4:37pm On Oct 01, 2022
nahzyla:
So you brought your wife to spread out for nairaland small children to insult?

See people calling her all sorts of names because of your meaningless topic.

So what if she likes nollywood movies? Why make her look like a stupid person because of that? Your own love for football is not better than her love for nollywood movies, they are both recreational TV viewing, None is better or worse. You knew the type of person you married before you married her so what exactly is the point of this thread?

I don't blame you, I blame the silly males and even more stupid females with zero self esteem encouraging you by insulting your wife on this thread.
Relax this is a faceless forum, no one knows his wife, her face is not shown, even if it is, no one would care. Besides OP coulda just claimed she is his friends wife or one of his cousin's. Chill out man! Insults or no insults his wife will not even notice and she will not stop watching " pregnant ghosts" movies. grin

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Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by viyon02: 4:50pm On Oct 01, 2022
Cutehector:
see this bag of beans.. So one cant call his wife babe again..
you are really smart.
Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by viyon02: 4:52pm On Oct 01, 2022
Onucs:


Ahbeg, your babe get younger sister?
sorry she just got married too.
Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by NoToPile: 4:58pm On Oct 01, 2022
Ehinjuola:
Dat breaded life get as E b jawe...

Though the movie is interesting but take a look at it this way;
Is it possible for someone from wealthy background/ family to suddenly turn to bakery worker with hard hard labor job he was doing in the movie?

Another thing is, why would you say you were in coma for d whole movie, is that not insane? Lol
Is like you're toying with viewers emotions

Also could it be possible with such coincidence that happened BTW that boy n d bread seller girl?

Lool that's why it's a good movie, the twists

Now the whole bakery thing was while he was in coma remember? But we the viewers didn't know it was a coma till he woke up, we felt it was just continuation of events.
The coma started after he drove off in anger from his mum, not the whole movie we didn't know he had an accident till after he woke up and the whole movie flowed normal.
Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by bukatyne(f): 5:05pm On Oct 01, 2022
Fred166:
Good evening everyone.

Most nigerian movies can be so meaningless. You can even fathom the message they are trying to pass. Always acting meaningless scripts with funny titles.

We also have a TV in our bedroom, so my wife was watching a Nigerian movie while I was working on my office files.

I can't even puzzle out the excitement in that movie. All I was hearing is some lousy actors making noise and the poor suspense sound track. You need to see my wife looking so tensed & serious, flapping her both hands like a bird that is about to fly while screaming “enter the car drive! drive! drive!

I said Aunty easy o, Then I asked her the title of the movie, she said "The pregnant ghost". I said pls came again, you say? She didn't answer then I picked up the remote to check the title then booom!! The pregnant ghost

I was just laughing seriously, I've to capture it. then I asked her whether she have seen a ghost before not to talk of a pregnant one? And she said what! If I want to know if ghost dey carry belle that I should join her and watch the movie too.

I jejely carried my office files and my laptop, walk straight to the sitting and continue my job. Because if I talk otherwise about that movie na problem for me and I don't want her wahala this night.

Then she asked where am I going? I said this movie is so interesting and it's making me loose focus on the work I'm doing, so I'm going to the sitting room were I can concentrate.

Abeg, those of you that watch this kind of movie, please what are the moral lessons?

Funny movie title.

Nollywood movies are wack jare!

But again, we watched Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings and other movies based on witchcraft and magic.

Leave Nollywood with their pregnant ghosts joor.

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Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by Nobody: 5:06pm On Oct 01, 2022
Chidi2022:
You don't have sense....See how you are talking down some one else's wife while praising your own... its people like you who spots only the bad in others people children and end up learning the hard way... So because your hoe watched Queen Elizabeth's burial, it automatically means that she is sensible than Op's wife? that is why dem dey carry una handicap.......
Damn! This is brutal!
Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by descarado: 5:07pm On Oct 01, 2022
spinna:
Sir are you aware that scientific research has concluded that Nigerian films lower the IQ? Lol

Just leave her , she's obviously hooked.. 9ja women like the plots of Nollywood and zee world a lot.

You can try to introduce her to some foreign films with simple plots to wean her off naija films

Just continue to use that time to do your work as you said . But caution her not to pick up Nollywood mannerisms and mindsets
American or British films increase iq level ni? lipsrsealed


As a Nigerian man, is your iq level at par with other men in different parts of the world?

Remove the spec from your eyes first.


Anything to humiliate and castigate Nigerian woman, they will jump in. Its this same Nigerian men that destroyed nollywood. Film makers will produce film for them to see them on the road before release date. Wonder how they will recoup their money to produce better one next time when they lost to lazy men like you.

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Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by chukel(m): 5:15pm On Oct 01, 2022
This one married an olodo
Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by Chidi2022: 5:16pm On Oct 01, 2022
Persephone1:
Damn! This is brutal!
He deserves that brutality and more... i hate people like him.... They never see the good in others...self centered absolved fellows...
Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by Drbarmes(m): 5:17pm On Oct 01, 2022
Chidi2022:
Amen jare ... and you too dear... am a female thou..
Thanks. Sorry for the gender miss. Didn't take note
Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by Nyanabo(m): 5:17pm On Oct 01, 2022
If it gives her joy allow her.
Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by pocohantas(f): 5:18pm On Oct 01, 2022
Ginaz:


oga what you wrote is trash! if your so called intelligent babe is so good, why are you not married to her yet? did queen Elizabeth burial ceremony added anything useful to her life when she watched it? una turn automatic royals ? undecided

see how you completely shamed O.P wife and praised yours like she is one better thing. oga wenti the French movies don add to your babe life? she got french visa to leave the country already?

otatafo ! i prefer o.p wife than your babe . she sounds funny and very accommodating, peaceful too, i blame the o.p for bringing her here so people like you can open their ugly mouth to insult her.

everyone is different and have their preferences. you and your babe can go to hell.

grin grin
Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by Chidi2022: 5:19pm On Oct 01, 2022
Drbarmes:
Thanks. Sorry for the gender miss. Didn't take note
No problem sir....
Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by Chidi2022: 5:19pm On Oct 01, 2022
Drbarmes:
Thanks. Sorry for the gender miss. Didn't take note
No problem sir....

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