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Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by BRATISLAVA: 9:18pm On Oct 29, 2022
SavageResponse:
This foul mouthed idiot again!

Foul meaning ugly?
Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by AyobamiIsaac12: 9:18pm On Oct 29, 2022
This guy just dey go countries anyhow
Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by OkoRemi2023(m): 9:19pm On Oct 29, 2022
bobby007:
Obi wey u dey sleep


Noisedients will tell you he's not sleeping but meditating on how to take Nigeria to higher height as he took Anambra school fees to hire height



that black wearing naive clown is just cruising around

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Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by DriveByKiller: 9:20pm On Oct 29, 2022
EBMedia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7hwx3KdWHg

Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Photo, Video)

Popular Nigerian singer, Portable, has mocked Nigerians who brag about owning Mercedes Benz car in Nigeria, IGBERETV reports.

The Zazu Zeh crooner who travelled to Germany, said the luxury car which many Nigerians take as a symbol of class and status status, is used as taxi in Germany.

He shared a video of himself saying this in Düsseldorf, Germany. He captioned the video on his Instagram handle;



https://www.instagram.com/p/CkQoNcAti6V/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
can this loud, ignorant drugged up idiot and his illiterate followers understand that not only Nigerians brag with Benz.

Benz is a worldwide superior an expensive car. In rich countries, taxi companies use luxury cars for taxi and for hire service too. Just as you have 5 star hotels superior to your own homes, you have superior cars used as taxi in rich countries where the car manufacturers actually encourage that use to make their brand popular.
And yes Benz are expensive even in their home country, Germany.

In a country like Nigeria where we can't even produce tyre, we use hellbound rickety vehicles for taxi and we assume it's the norm abroad

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Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by pocohantas(f): 9:24pm On Oct 29, 2022
While I get his point, Nigerians dey try abeg. We don’t have any credit or mortgage system in place. So anything we want to buy, we have to save up for it and pay in cash.

It is still a big deal here. Minimum wage is N30,000 (less than a bag of rice) and some state governments say they can’t pay it.

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Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by CheapHomes1: 9:25pm On Oct 29, 2022
omonnakoda:
Give a verbatim quote of him trying to shame Nigerians

You are just bitter and hateful

Leave him alone and focus on your grind.

There is no shame on his part

Stop hating

Pls quote the heading of the thread verbatim.

What am I bitter and hateful about? Kindly expantiate

How did I hold portable that you say I should leave him alone? Did he complain to you that I am holding him?

Are you focusing on your grind or is portable your grind?

Kindly identify the hate you are referring to
Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by Udanta: 9:26pm On Oct 29, 2022
Tamponlin? Tamponlin??

Jesus wept
Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by spencekat(m): 9:26pm On Oct 29, 2022
YourLandMyLand:
forget the drug and madness
If you pay attention to things Portable says you'll see alot of sense and truth in it
Germany and Nigeria,are they the same?
Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by Asour: 9:26pm On Oct 29, 2022
pepperdemzombie:
When dem arrest the idiot for unlawful snapping and send am to jail now, dem go dey disturb Abike Dabiri up and down.

Unlawful snaps?

Nah not in Germany. That's a middle East type of thing.

Only top secret locations are guarded in the west.
Not an airport.

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Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by spencekat(m): 9:27pm On Oct 29, 2022
saxywale2:
Germany is a very wealthy country, so it's not surprising.
May God bless you .Daft comparison from Portable or whatever is his name .
Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by ruggedtimi(m): 9:27pm On Oct 29, 2022
Waterlilly:
this guy again

the first time i enter Dubai 2012, i was shocked to see Toyota Camry Voltron as local transport service as in it was like keke over there then.
i entered camry voltron as taxi in accra 2012....no be big deal.
Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by omonnakoda: 9:29pm On Oct 29, 2022
CheapHomes1:


Pls quote the heading of the thread verbatim.

What am I bitter and hateful about? Kindly expantiate

How did I hold portable that you say I should leave him alone? Did he complain to you that I am holding him?

Are you focusing on your grind or is portable your grind?

Kindly identify the hate you are referring to
Did Portable write the heading?
I don't know what you are bitter about
Maybe you should get a psychologist to help you identify the problem
Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by tollyboy5(m): 9:32pm On Oct 29, 2022
pepperdemzombie:
When dem arrest the idiot for unlawful snapping and send am to jail now, dem go dey disturb Abike Dabiri up and down.
Which one be unlawful snapping! Lol
Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by omonnakoda: 9:33pm On Oct 29, 2022
Udanta:
Tamponlin? Tamponlin??

Jesus wept
Your point?
Jesus? His name was not Jesus That is a Europeanized version

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Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by nedekid: 9:34pm On Oct 29, 2022
Agricmoney:
that’s because it’s produced there just as iPhone is a common phone in USA . Anyway we would soon get there. It’s a gradual process.



Anyway, Agriculture is life.
We will soon get there?
Lol, after buhari and apc has taken us back 30 years? How will we get there?
8 years ago Toyota hiace brand new (hummer bus) was 4.5m, the high roof one was about 5.2m. That same bus now is over 30m.
Brand new Honda civic, corrola, kia optima etc were all in the range of 2.5-3.5m. Those cars now are atleast 12m and 20m!
Last year hyundai creta was 13.5m while the sonata was 18.5m, I hear today the creta should be hitting 18m and the sonata over 20m.
Back then you can make a deposit and pay eg 60 to 70k monthly for 4 years. Now, you make deposit of eg 20% in millions, then have to pay maybe 500k monthly. How many people can pay that much?
Meanwhile, salaries has remained stagnant.
7 years ago, I rented out an equipment steadily for 50k, it use to give me equivalent of roughly $350, today I charge 120k and people cannot pay, yet when they do, it gives me $160 with increased running cost. NO BE JUJU BE THAT?
You say na gradual process? Our purchasing power has been destroyed!
Now you see 2003, 2010 etc cars that should be in the scrap yards on our streets and people celebrating their purchases in millions. So sad. I hear 03 corolla now is over 2.8m!

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Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by InvertedHammer: 9:35pm On Oct 29, 2022
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But it makes sense to buga with Benz in Nigeria. We are talking about a country that is at the bottom even among third world countries. What others take for granted comes into Nigeria and become big deals. Imagine poor people's food in Chinese restaurants and pizza are status symbols in Nigeria. Go figure!

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Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by CheapHomes1: 9:36pm On Oct 29, 2022
omonnakoda:
Did Portable write the heading?
I don't know what you are bitter about
Maybe you should get a psychologist to help you identify the problem

Why are you getting so emotional? Your emotional outbursts havent in anyway answered the following questions & requests:

Pls quote the heading of the thread verbatim.

What am I bitter and hateful about? Kindly expantiate

How did I hold portable that you say I should leave him alone? Did he complain to you that I am holding him?

Are you focusing on your grind or is portable your grind?

Kindly identify the hate you are referring to

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Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by Streetmovement(m): 9:37pm On Oct 29, 2022
Wotoporiously cool speaking

Werey loyin grin
Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by omonnakoda: 9:38pm On Oct 29, 2022
CheapHomes1:


Why are you getting so emotional? Your emotional outbursts havent in anyway answered the following questions & requests:

Pls quote the heading of the thread verbatim.

What am I bitter and hateful about? Kindly expantiate

How did I hold portable that you say I should leave him alone? Did he complain to you that I am holding him?

Are you focusing on your grind or is portable your grind?

Kindly identify the hate you are referring to
Verbigeration
Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by AfonjaConehead: 9:38pm On Oct 29, 2022
Hmmm,who's still bragging with Benz in naija? Or you wanna tell us you went to Germany
Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by CheapHomes1: 9:42pm On Oct 29, 2022
omonnakoda:
Verbigeration

Why are you getting so emotional? Your emotional outbursts havent in anyway answered the following questions & requests:

Pls quote the heading of the thread verbatim.

What am I bitter and hateful about? Kindly expantiate

How did I hold portable that you say I should leave him alone? Did he complain to you that I am holding him?

Are you focusing on your grind or is portable your grind?

Kindly identify the hate you are referring to
Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by onuman: 9:44pm On Oct 29, 2022
EBMedia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7hwx3KdWHg

Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Photo, Video)

Popular Nigerian singer, Portable, has mocked Nigerians who brag about owning Mercedes Benz car in Nigeria, IGBERETV reports.

The Zazu Zeh crooner who travelled to Germany, said the luxury car which many Nigerians take as a symbol of class and status status, is used as taxi in Germany.

He shared a video of himself saying this in Düsseldorf, Germany. He captioned the video on his Instagram handle;



https://www.instagram.com/p/CkQoNcAti6V/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Ugly beautiful man.

Benz is no more popular here with Nigerians.

Nigerians have shifted to Asian cars they see more suitable for Nigeria's environment.
Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by CheapHomes1: 9:45pm On Oct 29, 2022
omonnakoda:
Did Portable write the heading?
I don't know what you are bitter about
Maybe you should get a psychologist to help you identify the problem

From your emotional outbursts, don't you think you have a greater need for a psychologist that I do?

Pls quote the heading of the thread verbatim.

What am I bitter and hateful about? Kindly expantiate

How did I hold portable that you say I should leave him alone? Did he complain to you that I am holding him?

Are you focusing on your grind or is portable your grind?

Kindly identify the hate you are referring to
Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by Blankstare(m): 9:46pm On Oct 29, 2022
Wealthoptulent:
Chai.. na second chance I need bayi o

God will forgive the coiner of this SAPA word.... grin grin grin

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Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by Kingcalls: 9:47pm On Oct 29, 2022
Fedrick100:
Benz is still achievement for we Nigerians
Do he think it’s easy to buy Benz with the way Dollar is increasing every day in Nigeria

To buy car no easy sef talk less of Benz

I dey pray make God give me even if na Camry 2010 or 11 by 2024

The guy is a fool... Its only in Germany ud see that cos they produce it... can they use benz to do taxi in USA thats even richer? Ordinarily u use the vehicle ur country produces for these stuffs, besides their government want the best fir their citizens and tourists... that Mercedes E class that the fool is degrading Costs 35k dollars in Yankee.... thats about 25 million naira....y wudnt u respect those that drive it

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Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by omonnakoda: 9:48pm On Oct 29, 2022
CheapHomes1:


From your emotional outbursts, don't you think you have a greater need for a psychologist that I do?

Pls quote the heading of the thread verbatim.

What am I bitter and hateful about? Kindly expantiate

How did I hold portable that you say I should leave him alone? Did he complain to you that I am holding him?

Are you focusing on your grind or is portable your grind?

Kindly identify the hate you are referring to
again ?
Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by brandsoncharlie: 9:49pm On Oct 29, 2022
Waterlilly:
this guy again

the first time i enter Dubai 2012, i was shocked to see Toyota Camry Voltron as local transport service as in it was like keke over there then.
The reason is their standard of living is higher compared to the one you literally see in Africa particularly Nigeria.
Take for instance, their minimum wage pay that should be clue.

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Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by Ebubu: 9:49pm On Oct 29, 2022
Fedrick100:
Benz is still achievement for we Nigerians
Do he think it’s easy to buy Benz with the way Dollar is increasing every day in Nigeria

To buy car no easy sef talk less of Benz

I dey pray make God give me even if na Camry 2010 or 11 by 2024
u no even talk 2023 next yeargrin
Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by onuman: 9:49pm On Oct 29, 2022
Mercury12:
Lol grin grin
This boy mouth sha.
Oyah portable kneel down and put your right hand on your head and your left hand on your mouth and scream: " My mouth shall not kill me "

Him mouth ugly like him face.
He no de fit get fine ladies, that's why he is always on yabis online.
Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by Kingcalls: 9:49pm On Oct 29, 2022
pocohantas:
While I get his point, Nigerians dey try abeg. We don’t have any credit or mortgage system in place. So anything we want to buy, we have to save up for it and pay in cash.

It is still a big deal here. Minimum wage is N30,000 (less than a bag of rice) and some state governments say they can’t pay it.

The fool has no point...even Americans brag about having a Mercedes...they call it " The ultimate symbol of success " ...

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Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by CheapHomes1: 9:50pm On Oct 29, 2022
omonnakoda:
again ?

Yes. Again. Don't you want us to get to the root of your emotional outbursts so we help you?

From your emotional outbursts, don't you think you have a greater need for a psychologist that I do?

Pls quote the heading of the thread verbatim.

What am I bitter and hateful about? Kindly expantiate

How did I hold portable that you say I should leave him alone? Did he complain to you that I am holding him?

Are you focusing on your grind or is portable your grind?

Kindly identify the hate you are referring to
Re: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by omonnakoda: 9:51pm On Oct 29, 2022
CheapHomes1:


Yes. Again. Don't you want us to get to the root of your emotional outbursts so we help you?

From your emotional outbursts, don't you think you have a greater need for a psychologist that I do?

Pls quote the heading of the thread verbatim.

What am I bitter and hateful about? Kindly expantiate

How did I hold portable that you say I should leave him alone? Did he complain to you that I am holding him?

Are you focusing on your grind or is portable your grind?

Kindly identify the hate you are referring to
Repeat ?

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