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Jesus Never Laughed by Seeker2014: 10:25pm On Nov 26, 2022 |
At least, no where in the Bible where it is written that Jesus laughed or smiled. Probably because heavenly race is a serious matter not to joke with. |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by Kobojunkie: 10:45pm On Nov 26, 2022 |
Seeker2014:not true at all. |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by majorgr: 11:47pm On Nov 26, 2022 |
Seeker2014:He begin to rejoice in the spirit when the disciples came back and told him that even demons were subject to his name... 2 Likes |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by frankadrian: 3:40am On Nov 27, 2022 |
Seeker2014: Bible no talk say he shower or shit sef, so let's ignorantly conclude he didn't. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by MaxInDHouse(m): 4:09am On Nov 27, 2022 |
frankadrian: Perhaps that's why there's a religion claiming sober reflection as their religious services is always characterised with tears because they found it written that Jesus shed tears but they never read about Jesus laughing! Luke 19:41; John 11:35 1 Like |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by Aemmyjah(m): 5:50am On Nov 27, 2022 |
MaxInDHouse: You mind them? Jesus Christ shed tears He was merry, eating and drinking He had 'delight' in doing God's will He was furious with the merchant in the temple He was hungry Jesus sang He was tired He slept He had sweat or tears becoming as drops of blood This ignoramus is looking for where Jesus Christ shit or peed. Let him mention one person in the Bible that was recorded to have shit How many instance do we have of people laughing or smiling? I only recall Sarah 3 Likes |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by AntiChristian: 7:16am On Nov 27, 2022 |
Even in the wedding in Cana, he didn't smile for the camera! So not once did he laughed? But the church has been turned to a comedy centre where comedians thrive! Even some pastors are comical! Mummy GO and Indaboski! And Jesus wept! 1 Like |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by Dtruthspeaker: 7:54am On Nov 27, 2022 |
Seeker2014: He smiled when He saw Nathanael John 1:47 He smiled when the young ruler told Him that He kept the Commandments He smiled when the Centurion told Him that "Master, my house is unworthy of your entry". He smiled when the Samaritan woman at the well spoke the Truth. He smiled when the woman in Mathew 15:27 spoke the Truth of her place even wisely. If not for the great pain He was carrying on the cross He would have smiled when the thief told the Truth to the other stupid thief saying "shut up, This Man did no wrong thing" 2 Likes |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by Dtruthspeaker: 8:01am On Nov 27, 2022 |
Aemmyjah: I do not understand. Why are you attacking him especially as what he said is True? Is it because of guilty conscience? |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by Dtruthspeaker: 8:09am On Nov 27, 2022 |
MaxInDHouse: And that is why your devotion is not of God because in the God's temple there are shouts of joy, Psalm 118:15 Righteousness, peace, joy In the Holy Ghost Righteousness, peace and joy In the Holy Ghost That's the kingdom of God! Romans 14:17 |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by thrillionaire(m): 8:50am On Nov 27, 2022 |
Jesus never pooped as well eh? Smh Even God in heaven laughs. |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by thrillionaire(m): 8:54am On Nov 27, 2022 |
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Re: Jesus Never Laughed by TAYO124: 9:51am On Nov 27, 2022 |
Seeker2014: You certainly are a SADIST!! |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by MaxInDHouse(m): 11:06am On Nov 27, 2022 |
Aemmyjah: They never knew that being a human means all the characteristics of humans but in a perfect sense! |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by kmaster007: 11:06am On Nov 27, 2022 |
Leju pa |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by Lukuluku69(m): 11:18am On Nov 27, 2022 |
Seeker2014: Of cos we read that he "rejoiced" in some places in the New Testament. Is rejoicing akin to smile or laughing? Does rejoicing elicit any form of smiles even faintly? Perhaps he did not smile that much nor laugh because of the mess Judea was in when he preached of the Coming Kingdom. |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by orisa37: 1:53pm On Nov 27, 2022 |
JESUS was never a CLOWN nor a JESTER. BUT HE'S watching and smiling at the way we handle TINUBU SHETTIMA TICKET. |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by Lukuluku69(m): 3:29pm On Nov 27, 2022 |
orisa37:. Is he also watching and smiling that the Anglicans are allowing Gay Marriage in his Church? Is he also watching and smiling that his people the Jews still don't believe in him after over 2,000 years? Is he also watching and smiling about the buying and selling in his Church? Is he also watching and smiling that his Church fragmentation continues with over 40,000 Sects and still counting? So, Tinubu -Shettima is making Jesus watch and smile? 1 Like |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by orisa37: 5:07pm On Nov 27, 2022 |
Lukuluku69. Your Moniker scares me stiff. LUKULUKU forced JESUS TO RESURRECT FAST TO HEAVEN. LUKULUKU IS MY NATIVE LANGUAGE FOR TINUBU SHETTIMA. |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by Lukuluku69(m): 5:13pm On Nov 27, 2022 |
orisa37: You are healed by his stripes! |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by orisa37: 8:10pm On Nov 27, 2022 |
IJN AMEN AMEN AND AMEN!!! |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by sonmvayina(m): 10:16pm On Nov 27, 2022 |
MaxInDHouse: What are the indices of a "perfect sense"? |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:58am On Nov 28, 2022 |
sonmvayina: REINCARNATION! 1 Like |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by sonmvayina(m): 12:23pm On Nov 28, 2022 |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by Nobody: 3:07pm On Nov 28, 2022 |
Seeker2014: Yeah. When He asked children to be brought to Him I could imagine Him wearing a very stern, scary frown or scowl, because that's the normal way one reacts while carrying children, I suppose? By the way, this heavenly race is so serious that using the loo, bathing and washing clothes are impediments on the way to making heaven. Since, em...it wasn't written in the Bible that Jesus did any of these. |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by Nobody: 3:09pm On Nov 28, 2022 |
AntiChristian: One is actually safer around comedy centres. Can't say the same about terrorist cells. 1 Like |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by MaxInDHouse(m): 3:19pm On Nov 28, 2022 |
sonmvayina: Everyone knew you're senseless so there's no need cracking brains over your matter, all you need is a word and the next thing you'll say is : "You're a dummy" 1 Like |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by 1Sharon(f): 4:40pm On Nov 28, 2022 |
Seeker2014: Here: 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Jesus Never Laughed by kkins25(m): 4:43pm On Nov 28, 2022 |
1Sharon: 1 Like |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by 1Sharon(f): 5:01pm On Nov 28, 2022 |
thrillionaire: He did. He took holy shits and they were very big. 1 Like |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by sonmvayina(m): 5:06pm On Nov 28, 2022 |
MaxInDHouse: The truth is that most of you are just clinging to your indoctrination. And also incapable of independent thought.. It is so sad.. |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by MaxInDHouse(m): 5:19pm On Nov 28, 2022 |
sonmvayina: What's the positive result of your independent thought! The most hilarious thing about you is talking about TORAH and at the same time talking about INDEPENDENT THOUGHT. How do you correlate both? 1 Like |
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