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Jennyclay:
I have so many sleepover experience that I don't even know which one to share. Some are scary, some are funny and some tragedy.

omonighoblessing:
no mind am keeping the innocent girl waiting.... Konji Don kill am

ravensckar:
One babe who then was schooling in Ibadan invited me for a sleep-over. Before leaving school, I had taken one useless Agbo that my roommate always boast of (My first mistake). After every every (the gisting & eating), we started the kerewa. The son of Man refused to cum. We changed style, do every every, I no still cum. My head was seriously aching and my body shaking like an epileptic patient whilst my JT was still standing gidigba like a rock. Babe started crying in pain, but I was too preoccupied to notice. Las las, she passed out. I poured her water, screamed her name, tapped and hit her arm but she was still laying lifeless. Immediately, my hard JT just fell flat. That was when I knew trouble has finally located me. After pouring water and fanning her, she refused to wake up. Na so I cried for help. Her friends and neighbours sha revived her after several attempts. The embarrassing part was that I jumped out naked. After every every, the shame wey catch me no be here. Since then, anything sleep over, whether home or away, I no do.

PS- my advice to guys; please stay away from all those performance enhancing stuff. It always end in premium tears.

Sleeping over in a girl's house again is a no no for me.
In my second year, when man still dey live faraway from campus. It was the award night of the outgoing underG. I was forced to attend out of boredom. It happened that the event kicked off late. While there, mumsy called me to ask me how far.... She overhead the noicy background and asked where I could possibly be by that kind time for night. 11pm was the time.
She made me promise her I'll sleep over in a friend's Lodge which was closer to school. Luckily for me, the friend I saw was my coursemate. The girl I have been admiring to bed. I went to her and narrated my ordeal and she accepted.
I was feeling fly cus in my mind, that was the night I'll cease from being a virgin.
Event ended and we headed straight for her lodge.
We gist small and slept off.
For where?, Sleep no gree me sleep
Plan was to initiate the romance at an ungodly hour.....
I was admiring her straight legs and all fitted a$$.
My country people, 2am reached and from no where an unexpected diarrhoea struck me.
The purge was so much that I forgot anything about konji. I instantly swallowed both my pride and erection. I come tap her to wake. She snubbed the first time. The second time, I added a bit force. She woke halfway. I requested for tissue and direction to their rest room (bungalow). Omo this girl change am for me o, tell me say the toilet dey backyard, and she lost her backyard key. Lobatan!
The annoying part is that she was saying this without concern, she was just talking and adjusting to get back to her sleep.
I say okay, no be 4hrs remain? make I hold am.
Guys for this life no joke with diarrhea o!
Just barely 20mins I lost my cognitive consciousness. It got so bad that I started getting aggressive while waking her.
"Abeg come open this door, I don dey go my house" by 2:30am o!
She opened it without even asking how I'll cope, then I didn't care if she cared cus my main koko was to offload my goods as e dey hot
I manage remember tissue, so I took it and left.
Outside was so lonely but I cared less.
I was walking towards school, or anywhere I fit see small bush, too bad the area was developed. Alas!, I saw a small area and the weed there were outgrown, with speed I rush remove my boxie and started doing justice to nature.
As I was there, I became aware of one ekuke dog barking at me, but fear no gree am come close. If not, I swear I for strangle that snitch of a dog with my bare hands. What nonsense!!!. It was actually barking to alert neighbors but God shame am no human gree come out
After powdering my nose on the green pastures, I kuku used the tissue I embezzled to wipe my a$$. Fiaamm!! I ran back to school.

I slept in a lecture theater that morning and swore never to sleepover in any lady's house

omonighoblessing:
no mind am keeping the innocent girl waiting.... Konji Don kill am

ogashman:
Was usually going for sleep overs at her place.
During this time, I discovered that once it's 10pm I start hearing some rustling sounds at her backyard cos her window is at the back of the house, being made by restless rats.


I thought it a normal thing. But on this fateful night, while I was asleep, she woke up. Said she has something to tell me that I should promise I won't leave her after hearing her.


I checked the time it was around 2am. I told her I won't leave her.

This girl opened up to me that she has a spirit husband. And those sounds I hear at night re not from rats but her spirit hubby who always comes around to sleep with her.....

That he was making those sounds because I have taken his place, and he couldn't gain access.



To be honest, I literarily froze that moment. I was like babe why re u telling me this by this time of the night. I couldn't wait for dawn before emulating Chioma Ajunwa and never came back.

It was later I got to discover that was the reason why she could jus stare at one spot for a long time; later told me she does this whenever he communicates with her.


Some weird things also happened to her which she later told me was caused by her spirit husband. she could literarily go blind when reading for a test, regains her sight after some hours. When writing, her hands sometimes go numb that she wouldn't be able to hold a pen. Although, she regains herself after some hours.

This actually happened in a tertiary institution

The man tormented her till she was withdrawn from the institution

ekanx27:
It was 2008. I wanted to write Jamb that year but had failed to register early because of lack of funds. When I finally purchased my jamb form, venue closer to me have been filled up. We were living at Warri. The venue of my jamb exam was at Agbor (Gbenoba secondary school precisely) and it was 7am exam. There is no way I was going to leave for Agbor that same morning of the exam. I don't have any family member around there. Luckily for me, one of my guy said he has someone who is schooling at Ugwashi-uku and that it is very close to Agbor. According to him, he said he will speak to the guy and that I should go a day to my exam. He also said the guy will take me to the park very early where I would see a vehicle that will take me from Ugwashi-uku to Agbor and we won't spend more than 15 minutes. I was relaxed and said that's a nice idea. I spoke with the guy and he gave me directive on how I would follow to meet him.

A day to the exam, I called this guy and he told me I would have to meet him somewhere because he went for something and that two of us will go home together. Me that was suppose to have my last reading that night before I write my jamb the next morning met this guy in the church(where he was), they were having a church program. In my mind I was saying, I hope you are not mad bro? Because I needed to read and relax for tomorrow. Forget about working under pressure and multi tasking that we normally use to deceive in our CV. Omo I was pressured to sleep in church floor. I didn't complain after all it is house of God and who knows maybe God wanted me to attend the service so I can come out in flying colours


At about 5am we started making our way to the house. We got to the house before 6am and the guy said he want to do some exercise that I should take my bath and get ready that when he comes back, we would head to the park to get a bus going to Agbor. Again he said at most 15minutes we are already there.

After bathing, I was having just getting dressed and the next thing I heard was someone that came and locked the door from outside and I heard him say let me see how you will Dodge me today while he walks out. I was screaming "Bros come I be him friend". The guy left without a blink. I was mad because I am set to go and I have been locked inside. Now the guy(that went for exercise) came and he persuaded me that he will get the key from the landlord and open the door. He said he was owing the landlord money for rent. I was inside while the guy left. I waited till 6 : 35am and the guy didn't show up. It seems as though I was the only one in the compound. I screamed but nobody heard me. After about 10minutes, they both walked down and the landlord opened the door. The landlord said I shouldn't be angry that he didn't know I was a stranger. I said no problem and I dashed out to the park with my guy. By this time it was already 6:57am.

We got to the park and we met a 18 seater bus with only two persons inside and that is the only park going to Agbor. They said the bus must be filled before it will go. When devil want to finish you, he uses Okada men or Danfo bus drivers or conductors. Then if the devil want to make you loose your sense of responsibility and patient, he will direct you to either tailor or Carpenter that will be doing your work. Those two sets of people will always be unfortunate with their job.

I got to the venue of the exam by 8 : 15am. They said I can't write that in the Jamb rules and regulations that I was suppose to come to exam centre 30minutes before the exam. Anyone that comes 30 minutes after the exam has started is not suppose to write the exam. I pleaded but the invigilator said no. I had to find a way to tell her what I have faced. She said if I want to write that I will stop the same time as anybody. I said no problem.


I wrote the exam for 18minutes, And I want to study Medicine and surgery. I scored 229 but it was not enough to pursue the course I wanted to study. The subsequent years was not easy for me either.


But I was able to write the jamb and pass it but DELSU post utme and aptitude test decided to be dancing to the tone of my village people. How can someone that score 297 in jamb be scoring 28 in DELSU post utme?? GOD ABEG OH.

ekanx27:
It was 2008. I wanted to write Jamb that year but had failed to register early because of lack of funds. When I finally purchased my jamb form, venue closer to me have been filled up. We were living at Warri. The venue of my jamb exam was at Agbor (Gbenoba secondary school precisely) and it was 7am exam. There is no way I was going to leave for Agbor that same morning of the exam. I don't have any family member around there. Luckily for me, one of my guy said he has someone who is schooling at Ugwashi-uku and that it is very close to Agbor. According to him, he said he will speak to the guy and that I should go a day to my exam. He also said the guy will take me to the park very early where I would see a vehicle that will take me from Ugwashi-uku to Agbor and we won't spend more than 15 minutes. I was relaxed and said that's a nice idea. I spoke with the guy and he gave me directive on how I would follow to meet him.

A day to the exam, I called this guy and he told me I would have to meet him somewhere because he went for something and that two of us will go home together. Me that was suppose to have my last reading that night before I write my jamb the next morning met this guy in the church(where he was), they were having a church program. In my mind I was saying, I hope you are not mad bro? Because I needed to read and relax for tomorrow. Forget about working under pressure and multi tasking that we normally use to deceive in our CV. Omo I was pressured to sleep in church floor. I didn't complain after all it is house of God and who knows maybe God wanted me to attend the service so I can come out in flying colours


At about 5am we started making our way to the house. We got to the house before 6am and the guy said he want to do some exercise that I should take my bath and get ready that when he comes back, we would head to the park to get a bus going to Agbor. Again he said at most 15minutes we are already there.

After bathing, I was having just getting dressed and the next thing I heard was someone that came and locked the door from outside and I heard him say let me see how you will Dodge me today while he walks out. I was screaming "Bros come I be him friend". The guy left without a blink. I was mad because I am set to go and I have been locked inside. Now the guy(that went for exercise) came and he persuaded me that he will get the key from the landlord and open the door. He said he was owing the landlord money for rent. I was inside while the guy left. I waited till 6 : 35am and the guy didn't show up. It seems as though I was the only one in the compound. I screamed but nobody heard me. After about 10minutes, they both walked down and the landlord opened the door. The landlord said I shouldn't be angry that he didn't know I was a stranger. I said no problem and I dashed out to the park with my guy. By this time it was already 6:57am.

We got to the park and we met a 18 seater bus with only two persons inside and that is the only park going to Agbor. They said the bus must be filled before it will go. When devil want to finish you, he uses Okada men or Danfo bus drivers or conductors. Then if the devil want to make you loose your sense of responsibility and patient, he will direct you to either tailor or Carpenter that will be doing your work. Those two sets of people will always be unfortunate with their job.

I got to the venue of the exam by 8 : 15am. They said I can't write that in the Jamb rules and regulations that I was suppose to come to exam centre 30minutes before the exam. Anyone that comes 30 minutes after the exam has started is not suppose to write the exam. I pleaded but the invigilator said no. I had to find a way to tell her what I have faced. She said if I want to write that I will stop the same time as anybody. I said no problem.


I wrote the exam for 18minutes, And I want to study Medicine and surgery. I scored 229 but it was not enough to pursue the course I wanted to study. The subsequent years was not easy for me either.


But I was able to write the jamb and pass it but DELSU post utme and aptitude test decided to be dancing to the tone of my village people. How can someone that score 297 in jamb be scoring 28 in DELSU post utme?? GOD ABEG OH.

Anonanon:
So did you later gain admission to study any course??

ogashman:
Was usually going for sleep overs at her place.
During this time, I discovered that once it's 10pm I start hearing some rustling sounds at her backyard cos her window is at the back of the house, being made by restless rats.


I thought it a normal thing. But on this fateful night, while I was asleep, she woke up. Said she has something to tell me that I should promise I won't leave her after hearing her.


I checked the time it was around 2am. I told her I won't leave her.

This girl opened up to me that she has a spirit husband. And those sounds I hear at night re not from rats but her spirit hubby who always comes around to sleep with her.....

That he was making those sounds because I have taken his place, and he couldn't gain access.



To be honest, I literarily froze that moment. I was like babe why re u telling me this by this time of the night. I couldn't wait for dawn before emulating Chioma Ajunwa and never came back.

It was later I got to discover that was the reason why she could jus stare at one spot for a long time; later told me she does this whenever he communicates with her.


Some weird things also happened to her which she later told me was caused by her spirit husband. she could literarily go blind when reading for a test, regains her sight after some hours. When writing, her hands sometimes go numb that she wouldn't be able to hold a pen. Although, she regains herself after some hours.

This actually happened in a tertiary institution

The man tormented her till she was withdrawn from the institution

My problem with all these useless spirit husband's be say Dem no fit enter CBN collect some raw cash for the physically wife, but will be disturbing physical bush outside her window

Few months ago I went to pass the night in my friends hostel because I fumigated my room and couldn't sleep in it. As I was sleeping, I felt a strong hit on my thigh, it was as if someone kicked me, I jumped up in fright but I couldn't find what or who hit me, I managed to fall asleep again, few minutes into my sleep I felt another hit on my back. I woke up again only for me to see my friend's leg on my back. I woke him up and gave him a sound warning, he slept off few minutes later but i couldn't sleep, this guy kicked me again even when I was awake, I just stood up and sat on the chair till day break

ravensckar:
One babe who then was schooling in Ibadan invited me for a sleep-over. Before leaving school, I had taken one useless Agbo that my roommate always boast of (My first mistake). After every every (the gisting & eating), we started the kerewa. The son of Man refused to cum. We changed style, do every every, I no still cum. My head was seriously aching and my body shaking like an epileptic patient whilst my JT was still standing gidigba like a rock. Babe started crying in pain, but I was too preoccupied to notice. Las las, she passed out. I poured her water, screamed her name, tapped and hit her arm but she was still laying lifeless. Immediately, my hard JT just fell flat. That was when I knew trouble has finally located me. After pouring water and fanning her, she refused to wake up. Na so I cried for help. Her friends and neighbours sha revived her after several attempts. The embarrassing part was that I jumped out naked. After every every, the shame wey catch me no be here. Since then, anything sleep over, whether home or away, I no do.

PS- my advice to guys; please stay away from all those performance enhancing stuff. It always end in premium tears.

Nicklaus619:
That year after graduation, I was working in a cyber cafe, this isn't your everyday cyber cafe, , there is also a computer school, printing of large format for advertisement and photography and so on, the company occupied a whole plaza, imagine how big it is, so there was a place provided for us the workers to sleep after each day, we are only permitted to go to our houses only on sartuday night, to resume early Monday morning

So there was this new guy, chiboy, a fresh graduate too, he's a photographer and he's demm good, did I forget to mention that there was also a music studio in the plaza own by same company,? Yes we where about 20 workers at the time, 9 boys 11 babes, we sleep 6 in each room.

So the first day chiboy was suppose to sleep in the companies lodge for the first time, we watch, , movies, play ps2 turn by turn until almost 2am and we all slept off,

I was already far in the dream land when all of a sudden it seems like the whole house was quaking and people where shouting running shelter smelter matching my head several times inside the room, out of confusion, I woke up too

I started running round the room with the fellow guys running and shouting like a headless chicken , after running and scattering the room like for 2-3 minutes, we regain I regained my consciousness and turn on the light in the room, only to see Chiboy still running and screaming all over the room like craze person, and guess what, his eyes where closed all this while, that was how one of my fellow guy held him down and gave the werey a general beating, him eyes come clear by force

Dude was raving like a possessed headless chicken , that when he realised where he was and told us he sleep walks most times we couldn't sleep until the day breaks, my heart was beating heavily

I had to experience that for the first time.

After that day, we all got ready, each time he wakes up and start shouting, one of us will just on the light and give him a dirty slap to come back to life e

GAZZUZZ:
My problem with all these useless spirit husband's be say Dem no fit enter CBN collect some raw cash for the physically wife, but will be disturbing physical bush outside her window

Mrxawe:
Back then in school, a girl I was crushing on finally invited me to her house for a visit. I was the happiest man on Earth that day. I purposely went in the evening coz my plan was to pass the night. I got there, we gisted and I chop. When it was getting dark, she asked me when I was gonna leave that it's getting late. Chai I was disappointed. I proposed I slept over at her place but you know as all this uni girls dey do now. Shakara o por. . She no gree but later after much persuasion, she agreed but on the condition that she will leave the room for me to go and sleep at her friend's place. I was like haha whats there we can sleep together now. Okay I'll sleep on the floor and you will sleep on the matress. She agreed. After gisting for a few hours again she went to the bathroom to change. She came out in this bumshort and sexy singlet. Her waist beed dey show sef my prick stand gidigba. She slept on the bed, we gisted more and before I knew it , she slept off but sleep no gree come for me coz my prick just dey stand. I wan fvck that girl badly. Late into the night naso devil entered me. I moved close to her but was scared to make any funny move. Then I crossed my legs over her and started massaging her boobs. She didn't say anything. As I say make I unhook her bumshort like this oboy she stand up, on light change am for me o. She started raising her voice and it was getting embarassing. It was almost 12am but you know hostel life now students on generator, some dey play game , some dey watch film some dey gist. She was still insulting me and raising her voice lol na because I no get money na. If na guy wey get money she for dey feel the niqqa spread leg instantly. I jejely wore my slippers and went back home in shame.

Itzurboi:
Or make them come oga gazzuzz workshop come carry one highlander for the physical wife, lol.

Anonanon:
So did you later gain admission to study any course??

Ikennaford:
LOL you not feeling him or he's not a pretty Boi like me, you would've smashed him,,,, he so dumb to notice you ain't into him

Nicklaus619:
That year after graduation, I was working in a cyber cafe, this isn't your everyday cyber cafe, , there is also a computer school, printing of large format for advertisement and photography and so on, the company occupied a whole plaza, imagine how big it is, so there was a place provided for us the workers to sleep after each day, we are only permitted to go to our houses only on sartuday night, to resume early Monday morning

So there was this new guy, chiboy, a fresh graduate too, he's a photographer and he's demm good, did I forget to mention that there was also a music studio in the plaza own by same company,? Yes we where about 20 workers at the time, 9 boys 11 babes, we sleep 6 in each room.

So the first day chiboy was suppose to sleep in the companies lodge for the first time, we watch, , movies, play ps2 turn by turn until almost 2am and we all slept off,

I was already far in the dream land when all of a sudden it seems like the whole house was quaking and people where shouting running shelter smelter matching my head several times inside the room, out of confusion, I woke up too

I started running round the room with the fellow guys running and shouting like a headless chicken , after running and scattering the room like for 2-3 minutes, we regain I regained my consciousness and turn on the light in the room, only to see Chiboy still running and screaming all over the room like craze person, and guess what, his eyes where closed all this while, that was how one of my fellow guy held him down and gave the werey a general beating, him eyes come clear by force

Dude was raving like a possessed headless chicken , that when he realised where he was and told us he sleep walks most times we couldn't sleep until the day breaks, my heart was beating heavily

I had to experience that for the first time.

After that day, we all got ready, each time he wakes up and start shouting, one of us will just on the light and give him a dirty slap to come back to life e

GAZZUZZ:
My bloda , I no de reject spirit money, it is legal tender

Sweetplum:
Just met this guy who works in a bank. We usually meet outside my house in his car after work. Few weeks into the friendship that I v not said yes, I ll date you. He came to my place around 10:30pm. Was shocked when I saw his call that he's outside. I managed to abandon what am doing and went to meet him at the door. He met me with a nylon of sweet smelling chicken suya. I wanted to turn him back at the door but one kind part of me said I should let him come in and spend just 5 mins, I ll offer him water and he leaves immediately. Also, he was already making moves to come inside. Guy saw my lovely room and was impressed. Suddenly, he started mentioning that it's like their estate gate ll soon be locked and I was like kilokanmi! You sha no go say you ment and ll want to sleep over. He bursted it when he said if I m unable to enter my estate, I m coming back. I said, my estate gate ll be locked by 10:30pm cos he was just lucky to v eneterd. And he better rush out now. Na so guy dey try delay wan sleep over, dey use another talk cover up. I had to keep reminding him within those very long two - five minutes that bros, you must leave immediately suya sef. No use chicken off my pant without my consent. Na so I manage send him away. Knew he was lying and just wanted to sleep over. That's how I gradually sent him packing. How irresponsible ll it be for a man to be trying to sleep over in a woman house. A woman that you v not had romantic relationship with. Is that how cheap you men view a woman?
Seems he has been doing it before.

No use chicken off my pant without my consent.

AngelicDamsel:
I went to sleep over at a bestie's place to prepare for an exam that we would write the following day. We ended up gisting all through the night.

The exam was a hit.
We turned out study points to story line for gisting. Best way to cover much.

Natasha, smart girl. She can turn anything to story. Me, I can listen for Africa. I love stories like kilode!!! Our combination was a hit back to back.

ekanx27:
Are you asking politely or you wan hear say I be Hoodlum now? Because I nor understand that your two question mark!

Vinnie2000:
DELSU Post Ume is like Havard exams o.

I know sb that had 65 in UNIBEN Post ume but Got 36 in Delsu.

That was in 2010, dont know about now.

Delsu Na for Intelligent, Bookworm students.

Anonanon:
I'm asking a very simple question, if you can't answer, just Waka pass..I'm sure you are a grown up man.