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ekanx27:
I didn't gain admission after three trials in DELSU but I got admission in UNIBEN where I studied chemistry.

Sweetplum:
Just met this guy who works in a bank. We usually meet outside my house in his car after work. Few weeks into the friendship that I v not said yes, I ll date you. He came to my place around 10:30pm. Was shocked when I saw his call that he's outside. I managed to abandon what am doing and went to meet him at the door. He met me with a nylon of sweet smelling chicken suya. I wanted to turn him back at the door but one kind part of me said I should let him come in and spend just 5 mins, I ll offer him water and he leaves immediately. Also, he was already making moves to come inside. Guy saw my lovely room and was impressed. Suddenly, he started mentioning that it's like their estate gate ll soon be locked and I was like kilokanmi! You sha no go say you ment and ll want to sleep over. He bursted it when he said if I m unable to enter my estate, I m coming back. I said, my estate gate ll be locked by 10:30pm cos he was just lucky to v eneterd. And he better rush out now. Na so guy dey try delay wan sleep over, dey use another talk cover up. I had to keep reminding him within those very long two - five minutes that bros, you must leave immediately. You fit carry your chicken suya sef. No use chicken off my pant without my consent. Na so I manage send him away. Knew he was lying and just wanted to sleep over. That's how I gradually sent him packing. How irresponsible ll it be for a man to be trying to sleep over in a woman house. A woman that you v not had romantic relationship with. Is that how cheap you men view a woman?
Seems he has been doing it before.

AmgMakanaki:
Hahahhaha. Abeg watin be the name of the Agbo

ekanx27:
It was 2008. I wanted to write Jamb that year but had failed to register early because of lack of funds. When I finally purchased my jamb form, venue closer to me have been filled up. We were living at Warri. The venue of my jamb exam was at Agbor (Gbenoba secondary school precisely) and it was 7am exam. There is no way I was going to leave for Agbor that same morning of the exam. I don't have any family member around there. Luckily for me, one of my guy said he has someone who is schooling at Ugwashi-uku and that it is very close to Agbor. According to him, he said he will speak to the guy and that I should go a day to my exam. He also said the guy will take me to the park very early where I would see a vehicle that will take me from Ugwashi-uku to Agbor and we won't spend more than 15 minutes. I was relaxed and said that's a nice idea. I spoke with the guy and he gave me directive on how I would follow to meet him.

A day to the exam, I called this guy and he told me I would have to meet him somewhere because he went for something and that two of us will go home together. Me that was suppose to have my last reading that night before I write my jamb the next morning met this guy in the church(where he was), they were having a church program. In my mind I was saying, I hope you are not mad bro? Because I needed to read and relax for tomorrow. Forget about working under pressure and multi tasking that we normally use to deceive in our CV. Omo I was pressured to sleep in church floor. I didn't complain after all it is house of God and who knows maybe God wanted me to attend the service so I can come out in flying colours


At about 5am we started making our way to the house. We got to the house before 6am and the guy said he want to do some exercise that I should take my bath and get ready that when he comes back, we would head to the park to get a bus going to Agbor. Again he said at most 15minutes we are already there.

After bathing, I was having just getting dressed and the next thing I heard was someone that came and locked the door from outside and I heard him say let me see how you will Dodge me today while he walks out. I was screaming "Bros come I be him friend". The guy left without a blink. I was mad because I am set to go and I have been locked inside. Now the guy(that went for exercise) came and he persuaded me that he will get the key from the landlord and open the door. He said he was owing the landlord money for rent. I was inside while the guy left. I waited till 6 : 35am and the guy didn't show up. It seems as though I was the only one in the compound. I screamed but nobody heard me. After about 10minutes, they both walked down and the landlord opened the door. The landlord said I shouldn't be angry that he didn't know I was a stranger. I said no problem and I dashed out to the park with my guy. By this time it was already 6:57am.

We got to the park and we met a 18 seater bus with only two persons inside and that is the only park going to Agbor. They said the bus must be filled before it will go. When devil want to finish you, he uses Okada men or Danfo bus drivers or conductors. Then if the devil want to make you loose your sense of responsibility and patient, he will direct you to either tailor or Carpenter that will be doing your work. Those two sets of people will always be unfortunate with their job.

I got to the venue of the exam by 8 : 15am. They said I can't write that in the Jamb rules and regulations that I was suppose to come to exam centre 30minutes before the exam. Anyone that comes 30 minutes after the exam has started is not suppose to write the exam. I pleaded but the invigilator said no. I had to find a way to tell her what I have faced. She said if I want to write that I will stop the same time as anybody. I said no problem.


I wrote the exam for 18minutes, And I want to study Medicine and surgery. I scored 229 but it was not enough to pursue the course I wanted to study. The subsequent years was not easy for me either.


But I was able to write the jamb and pass it but DELSU post utme and aptitude test decided to be dancing to the tone of my village people. How can someone that score 297 in jamb be scoring 28 in DELSU post utme?? GOD ABEG OH.

Bryan88:
na u wan follow them do Virgil.

omonighoblessing:
Let's hear your worst sleepover experience.

What happened? ���.

Here’s one of such experiences


I went to their place to sleep because there is a party in my hostel which I no wan attend and I seriously needed a good sleep all of which I explained to her and she said no problem.

Naso I left my hostel around 8pm for their place. Unfortunately I didn't know the parents are Deeper Life Pastors wey dey do vigil every night . After dinner, I just entered my friend's room around 10pm and slept. The next thing I knew, someone was waking me around 11pm for vigil wey Dem no tell me, vigil wey I no plan.

Aha Babe, but na because of sleep I cum una house nah, why you no kuku leave me for my hostel, atleast I go still get some sleep .

Naso we take do vigil from 11pm to 4am o and I get lecture on campus in the morning by 7am .

Folakemi, I still haven't forgiven you o, my God will judge you and your people ☹️ ☹️

(copied)

Nobodysboo:
I went to my guys house (family house) so we could study for our exam on monday. His parents were out of town but his sisters (2) and their friends were also having a sleep over. Naso my guy carry one of im sister friend go guest room till cockroll. I was left with 3 Hot babes na so i take get carry over for d exam because i no even read talk less of sleep till i go write exam

Zane2point4:
Which one i go talk forget the other

Back when men where boys, back days in futo!
Theres this fine weird grl with bulky eyes and oval face,very fair and always crying to me abt her ex that dumped her which she hvnt gotten over!!

But she later fell in love with me abi she was using me to get over the guy! Me and my paddy then was always making joke of her look that the way the grl fine she could pass as a mammy water sister!

Omo one night after nacking we slept off naked o! I woke up arnd 1am in the night,looked at her fine but weird looking bright face sleeping peacefully and went to ease mysef ,cos its an upstair and a self con!

I hv this habbit of always looking outside the window at night,but on that day, i saw something that made my hair shiver,like across the field opposite my hostel,there is this recently cut bush and someone or ghost was walking toward my hostel and looks like it noticed i was looking at that full moon night!

I woke this babe to come and witness what am seeing, omo she didnt shiver,she just told me , “ leave the unknown for the unknown “

Mehn i mad,being cut up with this weird creepy girl and some form of paranormal stuff outside, i just grab my bed and fear no let me sleep sef!!

I just said after this night i will go and gv testimony!

AmgMakanaki:
Hahahhaha. Abeg watin be the name of the Agbo

Anonanon:
Oh wow..that's what am currently studying now in Lasu precisely.
How's life after school sir, how's the job market for a chemistry graduate..

AmgMakanaki:
Hahahhaha. Abeg watin be the name of the Agbo

Mrxawe:
Back then in school, a girl I was crushing on finally invited me to her house for a visit. I was the happiest man on Earth that day. I purposely went in the evening coz my plan was to pass the night. I got there, we gisted and I chop. When it was getting dark, she asked me when I was gonna leave that it's getting late. Chai I was disappointed. I proposed I slept over at her place but you know as all this uni girls dey do now. Shakara o por. . She no gree but later after much persuasion, she agreed but on the condition that she will leave the room for me to go and sleep at her friend's place. I was like haha whats there we can sleep together now. Okay I'll sleep on the floor and you will sleep on the matress. She agreed. After gisting for a few hours again she went to the bathroom to change. She came out in this bumshort and sexy singlet. Her waist beed dey show sef my prick stand gidigba. She slept on the bed, we gisted more and before I knew it , she slept off but sleep no gree come for me coz my prick just dey stand. I wan fvck that girl badly. Late into the night naso devil entered me. I moved close to her but was scared to make any funny move. Then I crossed my legs over her and started massaging her boobs. She didn't say anything. As I say make I unhook her bumshort like this oboy she stand up, on light change am for me o. She started raising her voice and it was getting embarassing. It was almost 12am but you know hostel life now students on generator, some dey play game , some dey watch film some dey gist. She was still insulting me and raising her voice lol na because I no get money na. If na guy wey get money she for dey feel the niqqa spread leg instantly. I jejely wore my slippers and went back home in shame.

omonighoblessing:
Let's hear your worst sleepover experience.

What happened? ���.

Here’s one of such experiences


I went to their place to sleep because there is a party in my hostel which I no wan attend and I seriously needed a good sleep all of which I explained to her and she said no problem.

Naso I left my hostel around 8pm for their place. Unfortunately I didn't know the parents are Deeper Life Pastors wey dey do vigil every night . After dinner, I just entered my friend's room around 10pm and slept. The next thing I knew, someone was waking me around 11pm for vigil wey Dem no tell me, vigil wey I no plan.

Aha Babe, but na because of sleep I cum una house nah, why you no kuku leave me for my hostel, atleast I go still get some sleep .

Naso we take do vigil from 11pm to 4am o and I get lecture on campus in the morning by 7am .

Folakemi, I still haven't forgiven you o, my God will judge you and your people ☹️ ☹️

(copied)

tillaman:
There’s this lady that comes to my place for late night booty call so after smashing I slept off like a cow, I didn’t know what woke me up around 4am on this particular day I found this bae staring at me smiling, I got scared that I asked her why she’s being weird her answer was She just loves to watch me sleep which means it’s not her first time, this is a chic that anytime my girl back then calls me I go dey profess my love to my girl beside her and she won’t say a thing! I believe she just dey look me like say see this stupid boy if I wan kill you now nobody go stop me

New catch invited me to her crib for a sleepover, woke up at night to pee,babe was already awake sitted and staring at me.

I was scared and couldn't sleep through out the night coz i no know whether na juju

Josephkabila12:
u be confirm craze

Crimpsy:
Back then in school, when my roommate travelled for the weekend to his place

I was all alone in the room sleeping, there is this guy they call Gunshot (his Nickname) in our lodge, he is known to take Viagra or tramadol to always sleep with girls(either students, sometimes he brings prostitutes).

In our lodge, My room and Gunshot room are adjacent to each other and it was divided by a wall.

I was sleeping in the midnight, all of a sudden I started hearing different soundtrack like (Aaaaa with a soft tone) when I was sleeping

The voice was so soft and enticing I couldn't sleep again, my neighbour Gunshot was lashing One of his babe.

Naso I just dey for bed by 4am open Eye dey look Ceiling, I know fit sleep, my dick just dey rise for bed, can u believe he bleeped that girl for almost 45minutes from the time I woke up

Meaning e fit be say he Bleep that girl almost 1 hrs plus, Vex just full my body because na foolish soundtrack I just dey listen to for bed, Coupled with blueballs wey I suffer that morning.

In the morning I just they look the guy and the girl, If only they know what they did to me early in the morning.

Sweetplum:
Just met this guy who works in a bank. We usually meet outside my house in his car after work. Few weeks into the friendship that I v not said yes, I ll date you. He came to my place around 10:30pm. Was shocked when I saw his call that he's outside. I managed to abandon what am doing and went to meet him at the door. He met me with a nylon of sweet smelling chicken suya. I wanted to turn him back at the door but one kind part of me said I should let him come in and spend just 5 mins, I ll offer him water and he leaves immediately. Also, he was already making moves to come inside. Guy saw my lovely room and was impressed. Suddenly, he started mentioning that it's like their estate gate ll soon be locked and I was like kilokanmi! You sha no go say you ment and ll want to sleep over. He bursted it when he said if I m unable to enter my estate, I m coming back. I said, my estate gate ll be locked by 10:30pm cos he was just lucky to v eneterd. And he better rush out now. Na so guy dey try delay wan sleep over, dey use another talk cover up. I had to keep reminding him within those very long two - five minutes that bros, you must leave immediately. You fit carry your chicken suya sef. No use chicken off my pant without my consent. Na so I manage send him away. Knew he was lying and just wanted to sleep over. That's how I gradually sent him packing. How irresponsible ll it be for a man to be trying to sleep over in a woman house. A woman that you v not had romantic relationship with. Is that how cheap you men view a woman?
Seems he has been doing it before.

BluntTheApostle:
My own worst sleepover (proposed overnight reading) was actually my first and last.

200 Level, second semester, lecture free week, a friend's friend organized a sleepover. The guy was in 400 level just like my friend, but my friend was doing a carryover course, and as I was good in that course, I became his tutor and we became close friends.

However, what he didn't tell me was that the hostel I was going for sleepover was practically a hostel of cultists.

Things went normal at first. We ate bread with suya, and after Ludo game, we settled down to read.

I am not one of those who do late night readings. I cherish my night rest. So, I dozed off.

All I remembered was hearing a loud noise and then glass breaking. It took me a while to remember that I was not in my own room. By then, loud gunshots were already sounding left, right, centre.

As a soldier man's child, I had already thrown myself flat on the ground to avoid getting hit by stray bullets.

Then after what seemed like hours, the gunshots stopped. Then I was hearing siren in the distance.

My friend crawled to me and was like, "No worry dem don go. No so the thing be for here."

I was like "Jesus, so you know sey dis place na warzone, you sey make we come do overnight reading here? You mad?"

To cut the long story short, we could not come out until the day was bright. And come and see blood everywhere on the wall, floor, staircase. I saw three human brains sef.

Anyone who went to UI may know the hostel I am talking about.

Eberex:
This one happened during my second year in UNN. Person like me like to enter school first week of resumption so as to prepare well for the new semester.

The next day I jam one girl wey we for sabi for one of those GS courses. She told me she was the only person in her room and her roomies told her they will be coming next week. She tell me say she go dey very lonely, so make I try stay with am. This na hostel o! But of course, no be first time girls dey sneak in guys.

I tell am say I go come. So by 6pm I dress up enter road. There was nothing like mobile phone back then so I went straight to her hostel. She was already waiting even before I knocked the second time. Her hostel was really deserted. Na only she dey her floor.

We begin gist o. She prepared better food that night ehn. Around 10pm while we were still gisting , we heard some noise downstairs. Gbos gbas, gbos gbas! Doors being kicked downstairs and the footsteps seems to be coming upstairs. Ol boy my mind begin shake. Cult boys o! The girl grabbed me tight as if I be superman. My mind was like "which kind thing be this now" I pinned the chair to the door handle in case dem try our door.

It's a good thing the light was switched off so it doesn't look like anyone was inside the room. Na so I hold the girl, two of us lie down for bed. Two bodies shaking like harmattan leaves. She was praying silently while me dey try to form hard man by telling her "babe nothing will happen" everything go dey fine.

Dem begin kick doors! Gbas gbos , gbas gbos! Getting closer to our own door. I nearly peed on my jeans, but it was inevitable. We saw our door get kicked once, twice! E no bulge. The chair hold the door wella. They continued kicking but the door no gree, na so one of them talk say make dem leave that door, say the occupants no dey resume early.

Na so dem leave o. If you see the kind sweat wey two of us being sweat ehn. Na so we just lie down. I hold am tight till next morning.
She park her things run go her guardian place for town until students return fully.

SavageBoy:
Baba na lie you dey cap

What year did this happen? I studied in UI. The school management had long curb the menace of cultism on campus.

Cultism is practically dead in UI. Maybe you're talking about another UI that I do not know of.

Mrxawe:
Back then in school, a girl I was crushing on finally invited me to her house for a visit. I was the happiest man on Earth that day. I purposely went in the evening coz my plan was to pass the night. I got there, we gisted and I chop. When it was getting dark, she asked me when I was gonna leave that it's getting late. Chai I was disappointed. I proposed I slept over at her place but you know as all this uni girls dey do now. Shakara o por. . She no gree but later after much persuasion, she agreed but on the condition that she will leave the room for me to go and sleep at her friend's place. I was like haha whats there we can sleep together now. Okay I'll sleep on the floor and you will sleep on the matress. She agreed. After gisting for a few hours again she went to the bathroom to change. She came out in this bumshort and sexy singlet. Her waist beed dey show sef my prick stand gidigba. She slept on the bed, we gisted more and before I knew it , she slept off but sleep no gree come for me coz my prick just dey stand. I wan fvck that girl badly. Late into the night naso devil entered me. I moved close to her but was scared to make any funny move. Then I crossed my legs over her and started massaging her boobs. She didn't say anything. As I say make I unhook her bumshort like this oboy she stand up, on light change am for me o. She started raising her voice and it was getting embarassing. It was almost 12am but you know hostel life now students on generator, some dey play game , some dey watch film some dey gist. She was still insulting me and raising her voice lol na because I no get money na. If na guy wey get money she for dey feel the niqqa spread leg instantly. I jejely wore my slippers and went back home in shame.

Divay22:
So guys are scared of ladies admiring them while sleeping
He no mean anything abeg..
I still admire my mum sometimes when she's sleeping... Looking like a baby and Peaceful.

I dey mad to sleep again? Guy na gist i carry kill time till day break, wore my Jean and left

Ebuka78:
I lost my keys, and I needed to sleep in my room on that night. My next neighbor was a lady. She came out, and told me I should sleep in her room, then tomorrow I will break my padlock.


I refused. Until it was 1 a.m, I accepted. I woke up without my shirt on.

I asked her what happened to my shirt, she said I was causing her to sweat

omonighoblessing:
no mind am keeping the innocent girl waiting.... Konji Don kill am

ekanx27:
It was 2008. I wanted to write Jamb that year but had failed to register early because of lack of funds. When I finally purchased my jamb form, venue closer to me have been filled up. We were living at Warri. The venue of my jamb exam was at Agbor (Gbenoba secondary school precisely) and it was 7am exam. There is no way I was going to leave for Agbor that same morning of the exam. I don't have any family member around there. Luckily for me, one of my guy said he has someone who is schooling at Ugwashi-uku and that it is very close to Agbor. According to him, he said he will speak to the guy and that I should go a day to my exam. He also said the guy will take me to the park very early where I would see a vehicle that will take me from Ugwashi-uku to Agbor and we won't spend more than 15 minutes. I was relaxed and said that's a nice idea. I spoke with the guy and he gave me directive on how I would follow to meet him.

A day to the exam, I called this guy and he told me I would have to meet him somewhere because he went for something and that two of us will go home together. Me that was suppose to have my last reading that night before I write my jamb the next morning met this guy in the church(where he was), they were having a church program. In my mind I was saying, I hope you are not mad bro? Because I needed to read and relax for tomorrow. Forget about working under pressure and multi tasking that we normally use to deceive in our CV. Omo I was pressured to sleep in church floor. I didn't complain after all it is house of God and who knows maybe God wanted me to attend the service so I can come out in flying colours


At about 5am we started making our way to the house. We got to the house before 6am and the guy said he want to do some exercise that I should take my bath and get ready that when he comes back, we would head to the park to get a bus going to Agbor. Again he said at most 15minutes we are already there.

After bathing, I was having just getting dressed and the next thing I heard was someone that came and locked the door from outside and I heard him say let me see how you will Dodge me today while he walks out. I was screaming "Bros come I be him friend". The guy left without a blink. I was mad because I am set to go and I have been locked inside. Now the guy(that went for exercise) came and he persuaded me that he will get the key from the landlord and open the door. He said he was owing the landlord money for rent. I was inside while the guy left. I waited till 6 : 35am and the guy didn't show up. It seems as though I was the only one in the compound. I screamed but nobody heard me. After about 10minutes, they both walked down and the landlord opened the door. The landlord said I shouldn't be angry that he didn't know I was a stranger. I said no problem and I dashed out to the park with my guy. By this time it was already 6:57am.

We got to the park and we met a 18 seater bus with only two persons inside and that is the only park going to Agbor. They said the bus must be filled before it will go. When devil want to finish you, he uses Okada men or Danfo bus drivers or conductors. Then if the devil want to make you loose your sense of responsibility and patient, he will direct you to either tailor or Carpenter that will be doing your work. Those two sets of people will always be unfortunate with their job.

I got to the venue of the exam by 8 : 15am. They said I can't write that in the Jamb rules and regulations that I was suppose to come to exam centre 30minutes before the exam. Anyone that comes 30 minutes after the exam has started is not suppose to write the exam. I pleaded but the invigilator said no. I had to find a way to tell her what I have faced. She said if I want to write that I will stop the same time as anybody. I said no problem.


I wrote the exam for 18minutes, And I want to study Medicine and surgery. I scored 229 but it was not enough to pursue the course I wanted to study. The subsequent years was not easy for me either.


But I was able to write the jamb and pass it but DELSU post utme and aptitude test decided to be dancing to the tone of my village people. How can someone that score 297 in jamb be scoring 28 in DELSU post utme?? GOD ABEG OH.

ifihearam:
See this woman wrapper ooo

you woke a girl up cos you scared? na you be really cynthia

giftson102:
Why tag his action as trying to make you look cheap. The truth is, you never really loved him hence the reason for your contemplation.
A lady giving herself in to a responsible guy even on a first date doesn't make the lady cheap, it only shows the extent a lady can go when the feeling is mutual.

Anonanon:
Oh wow..that's what am currently studying now in Lasu precisely.
How's life after school sir, how's the job market for a chemistry graduate..