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Re: Advice on Relocating Out of Lagos! by DonPADRO(m): 2:53pm On Dec 31, 2022
OvaSabi1:
Be careful in this your bid to find a semi literate humble wife. That was what my cousin did. The girl mixed bleaching cream for their baby, gave him agbo to drink and he was admitted in the hospital. One day she force fed the boy in that local grandma style and he stopped breathing. The boy is in school now and I have never heard him speak one complete sentence in English language. She will give him akpu and soup without meat. No protein in food when I see her feeding him. But the girl is really humble and friendly. Good personality though I like to mind my business when coz is fighting with her because of all those things she does.


Marry and keep... no training

250k would have turned her into a wonderful cook.

Less than 60k a semester ...university

Your cousin did himself

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Re: Advice on Relocating Out of Lagos! by IyaTola: 3:02pm On Dec 31, 2022
Skyfornia:
Asaba would have been better but they don't have steady power supply. If you can provide yourself with solar then you are good to go.
Asa, wetin! Abeg forget that place
Re: Advice on Relocating Out of Lagos! by Nonywendy(m): 3:05pm On Dec 31, 2022
airsaylongcome:


Someone says he is making money from his online work and you are asking him to stay away from Calabar because it "is as dead as ice wen it comes to money making". He doesn't need Calabar money.
calabar will drain the ones he has already
Re: Advice on Relocating Out of Lagos! by airsaylongcome: 3:10pm On Dec 31, 2022
Nonywendy:
calabar will drain the ones he has already

Lol....I'm sure Calabar has beautiful girls. But if Lagos girls didn’t finish his money, Cali girls can't.

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Re: Advice on Relocating Out of Lagos! by airsaylongcome: 3:11pm On Dec 31, 2022
DonPADRO:



Aside the night of the 25th there has been no light here for 3 weeks.
Normally when there is light we get it 2 days on and 1 day off. That's known as the... off day.... in Lagos

The girls are all into hookup or multiple boyfriends... many just need your money. Until they are 30 or so they are not interested in getting married

Everything is so costly. 3 oranges is 200 naira now think of food... good food.

Transport? On a normal day you can waste 3k on transport that's if you avoid rush hour when tfare doubles and if you think transport is easy to get think again.
By time you get stuck in traffic so far from home and by 11 pm you are still there your eye go clear for that once a day you go out after working online

How does all these affect someone earning in dollars, working from home and absolutely no need to get into traffic?

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Re: Advice on Relocating Out of Lagos! by COMPAQ(m): 3:13pm On Dec 31, 2022
dahmie2013:
I will suggest Portharcourt. Its almost like Lagos, it has vibes...

Ph isn't very safe.
Re: Advice on Relocating Out of Lagos! by oneMalik: 3:15pm On Dec 31, 2022
With your statement , port Harcourt is your destination.

I guaranteed 1m% ...with a condition ! You don't go to Port Harcourt to show urself by dragging or making unnecessary problems , otherwise you'll regret it. Just Be calm and peaceful !

Keep to the rule and find PH to be the best place to live in Nigeria .

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Re: Advice on Relocating Out of Lagos! by Greatdand007(m): 3:18pm On Dec 31, 2022
faithfull18:
If you work online, you can look into the nearby state capitals like Ibadan, Abeokuta etc.

Abeokuta is off it that state is very Dry am planning to move next year but Ibadan is good but why not try Abuja
Re: Advice on Relocating Out of Lagos! by PoliteActivist: 3:55pm On Dec 31, 2022
DonPADRO:



Education can be bought good character can't. Most pro hookup girls in Lagos Abuja ph even owrri are undergrad students and unemployed graduates

They are the ones that make price of hookup pass 20k a night.

But believe me it's better to have good character with education than good charater without. Remember this is someone you'll be communicating with all the time and she'll be around your friends and colleagues and raising your kids, etc

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Re: Advice on Relocating Out of Lagos! by emmyN(m): 4:06pm On Dec 31, 2022
GODPUNISHALABI:
forget about all the nonsense you have heard about jos jos North is perfect in a secured area like rukuba Road rayfield and the likes

Night life is dead around there

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Re: Advice on Relocating Out of Lagos! by silibaba: 4:14pm On Dec 31, 2022
Tobijays:
I really pray they don’t come back

Who will you now pump tyres for as a vulcanizer?

How will you eat and feed ya families?

Aboobi e no go easy for you ooo.
Re: Advice on Relocating Out of Lagos! by Nobody: 4:16pm On Dec 31, 2022
Wickedfacts:


Why are you begging. Who is blackmailing you? You stupid worthless pig. You don't know you don't have a mother when you were misbehaving like a badly trained monkey.

I will post your parents pictures and won't tag you. Let others see if you are a bastard or not.

I am not begging but i dare you to try it. Walahi I will haunt you, you will not believe that I am capable of getting you. We throw tantrums but we don't descend so low to cross the line on people's private lives. I promise you if you do that mark my words I will so haunt you and make your life so miserable. You think all this troll behaviour will pay you.
Re: Advice on Relocating Out of Lagos! by Nobody: 4:23pm On Dec 31, 2022
Wickedfacts:


I will post it, God punish you if you don't get me, stupid monkey.
Obinna, I already have your personal details in my palms. Your dossier is within reach. I have details of your siblings. Just a few moves, I will get you picked for robbery and dealt with. Your people will beg and I won't agree.
You this stupid idiot think it's everybody you can say nonsense to, I will make you a scapegoat.

Oya go ahead. I hope you would be ready to be charged to court for Libel. This is not noise, it is a promise just try it
Re: Advice on Relocating Out of Lagos! by Nobody: 4:25pm On Dec 31, 2022
Wickedfacts:


I will post it, God punish you if you don't get me, stupid monkey.
Obinna, I already have your personal details in my palms. Your dossier is within reach. I have details of your siblings. Just a few moves, I will get you picked for robbery and dealt with. Your people will beg and I won't agree.
You this stupid idiot think it's everybody you can say nonsense to, I will make you a scapegoat.

I don't need to brag about myself, but please just try it, I will ensure that you are picked up and charged to court for Libel and you will pay for any reputational damage. I bet you, just try it
Re: Advice on Relocating Out of Lagos! by Nobody: 4:29pm On Dec 31, 2022
Wickedfacts:



No need to look for me, Obinna I'm coming for you.
When you see me, you will repeat this in front of those who handle people like you.

I have no fear, I have made my point to you, you should get a lawyer ready for Libel court case. You will beg for your life.
Re: Advice on Relocating Out of Lagos! by NoToPile: 4:31pm On Dec 31, 2022
DonPadro you can come to Agbara Ogun state. There's light and price of accommodation is decent.

You are close to Lagos but not in Lagos.
Re: Advice on Relocating Out of Lagos! by Wickedfacts: 4:32pm On Dec 31, 2022
obynzo:

I have no fear, I have made my point to you, you should get a lawyer ready for Libel court case. You will beg for your life.

I won't argue with a plain pauper like you.
Go and look for your flat headed pictures online. Then, go and call your father to get those who will remove bullets from your leg. You will need them.
Re: Advice on Relocating Out of Lagos! by Mrsprof(f): 4:34pm On Dec 31, 2022
Enugu is very cool, and you will see good girls too to pick from. I mean Enugu town o, you will enjoy your stay

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Re: Advice on Relocating Out of Lagos! by Nobody: 4:34pm On Dec 31, 2022
Wickedfacts:


I won't argue with a plain pauper like you.
Go and look for your flat headed pictures online. Then, go and call your father to get those who will remove bullets from your leg. You will need them.


grin grin grin grin rantings of a noise maker. Try it naaaa walahi you will lose everything you and your family will ever own on a Libel case. And I will add compensation for reputational damages. Next time you will learn to stop being an urchin.
Re: Advice on Relocating Out of Lagos! by Johnchrix(m): 4:38pm On Dec 31, 2022
NoToPile:
DonPadro you can come to Agbara Ogun state. There's light and price of accommodation is decent.

You are close to Lagos but not in Lagos.

The traffic n insecurity in that axis is hell
Re: Advice on Relocating Out of Lagos! by NoToPile: 4:42pm On Dec 31, 2022
Johnchrix:


The traffic n insecurity in that axis is hell


Traffic - that was then, not as much as before besides he will be working from home.

Insecurity- Depends on the area you rent an apartment.
Re: Advice on Relocating Out of Lagos! by zoedew: 4:44pm On Dec 31, 2022
DonPADRO:
Hi

I want to leave Lagos in the new year. I'm tired of the stress, high cost of everything and chaos.
The problem is I can't really make up my mind on where to go, what city is best for me and my business, my life and needs, therefore i opened this thread to seek advice from people who live or have been to these areas i have in mind to relocate to.


My opinions are...

1. Enugu
2. Uyo *(Akwa Ibom)
3. Calabar (Cross Rivers)
4. Port Harcourt

I'm an Igbo guy from Imo state. I work online so can move anywhere as long as i see good light and fast internet.
And something else... I'm kind of a late bloomer in life. Things no enter for me early so I'm still single at 40. But I earn well now, thanks to God, and so I'm seriously searching for a nice lady to settle down with. A city with lots of marriageable single girls around (even semi-educated one who are generally more humble) is high on my priority list.

The city I have in mind as the best fit is Enugu but due to insecurity in the SE I'm open to other opinions.

Please advice me based on your experence.
Uyo!
Re: Advice on Relocating Out of Lagos! by faithfull18(f): 5:06pm On Dec 31, 2022
Greatdand007:


Abeokuta is off it that state is very Dry am planning to move next year but Ibadan is good but why not try Abuja
Abuja only if you have money, like real money to rent a good space in town not surrounding areas please.

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Re: Advice on Relocating Out of Lagos! by kansoboy: 5:11pm On Dec 31, 2022
Skyfornia:
Asaba would have been better but they don't have steady power supply. If you can provide yourself with solar then you are good to go.

Rentage is high ooo

800k and above to get a good 2 bed room apartment.

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Re: Advice on Relocating Out of Lagos! by amadice(m): 5:14pm On Dec 31, 2022
DonPADRO:
Hi

I want to leave Lagos in the new year. I'm tired of the stress, high cost of everything and chaos.
The problem is I can't really make up my mind on where to go, what city is best for me and my business, my life and needs, therefore i opened this thread to seek advice from people who live or have been to these areas i have in mind to relocate to.


My opinions are...

1. Enugu
2. Uyo *(Akwa Ibom)
3. Calabar (Cross Rivers)
4. Port Harcourt

I'm an Igbo guy from Imo state. I work online so can move anywhere as long as i see good light and fast internet.
And something else... I'm kind of a late bloomer in life. Things no enter for me early so I'm still single at 40. But I earn well now, thanks to God, and so I'm seriously searching for a nice lady to settle down with. A city with lots of marriageable single girls around (even semi-educated one who are generally more humble) is high on my priority list.

The city I have in mind as the best fit is Enugu but due to insecurity in the SE I'm open to other opinions.

Please advice me based on your experience.

Eungu is best for you, Quiet City, Low cost of Living and for you to settle down also it will be fast for you unlike other cities you mentioned.

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