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Stop Using Towels to dry yourself after bathing

A study I conducted has revealed that, drying oneself with a towel after bathing is an unhealthy practice; it could lead to sexual weakness and acute hernia.

"This research has taken me four years and upon finding this truth, I have buried all my towels," he iterated.

I carried this experiment with four pigs and two goats. I bathed these six animals twice daily and dried the pigs with towels.I however did not touch the goats with towels. After three years, I , noticed that, all four pigs had developed acute hernia and couldn't get erection again including even the female pig. The goats however had no hernia and had their pennisses double In size.

I am by means of this appealing for financial support to aid me send the pigs abroad for surgery and sex change, thanks for understanding.

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So u re comparing us with animals

This is buullshīt

Show us research evidence, or was it individual research you did before you came to a conclusion?

Adeoye11:
Show us research evidence, or was it individual research you did before you came to a conclusion?

Email me

Killbillz:
This is buullshīt

What's your level of education?

henndukwe18:
So u re comparing us with animals

Nope