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Ortom please off the Mike.

nonhuman:
I need results from EdO please

BENIN-CITY, OREDO LGA, GRA/ETETE WARD 2, PU 047

240 Accredited voters

*HOUSE OF REP*
ADC:1
NNPP:1
APC:10
PDP:22
LP: 153
Invalid: 52

*SENATE*
ADC 1
APC: 10
PDP: 30
LP: 143
Invalid: 54

*PRESIDENT*
APC: 1
PDP:4
LP: 197
Invalid: 38

Wow
489 obedient citizens in just a polling unit

nonhuman:
I need results from EdO please

Obaseki lost his poling unit to labor party.

Benue people no dey play

[quote author=Moh247 post=121239572][/quote]😂 😂 e pain am!!

Azyne:
Ortom Mr talk and do

Even other Party Agents voted for LP

I call this KNOCKOUT. let PDP & APC collect their fundz

NothingDoMe:
Asin big insult. I never see garfield1 since.

Please organize a search and rescue team for him.

Moh247 hiding out of shame

Finestgurlie:
Moh247 is crying
children of God are dancing

vultures griller is nowhere to be found

cupoturag:
All BRT money goes to Tinubu's nephew.
All market levies go to Tinubu's daughter
All billboard levies go to Tinubu's son
All taxes and tolls levies go to Tinubu

When I look at the billions Tinubu is taking home monthly just because he is Lagos ex-governor and I look at how Peter Obi rejected everything, including his gratuity, I must confess I am very tempted to vote Obi.

But then I started salivating at the possibility of

1. President Bola Tinubu in charge of the Treasury & NDLEA (to check heroin trafficking)
2. Vice President Shettima in charge of Security and Counter Terrorism (like he promised)
3. Senior Advocate Festus Keyamo as Attorney General
4. Nasir El-rufai as Minister of Defense
5. Ganduje as Minister of Finance
6. MC Oluomo as Minister for Transport
7. Adamu Garba as Minister of information

Realizing that these individuals will be part of the cabinet of a new government that will try to rescue us from 8 years of hardship imposed by APC

I hereby declare that as a professional tribal bigot and naturally wicked, utterly hopeless and irredeemable Urchin, I will vote BAT

This is the BEST satire of the moment

ScamHunter:
The NC are the swing states in this election. If Obi wins the NC, he's president because he's got enough of SW, SE and SS to push whoever wins north back to pre-APC Buhari era or sectional winning.

Don't count your eggs yet. Wait for official INEC results.

vicdom:
Ortom is wise. He saw that Alia was going to weep him out of Benue, he quickly jump into OBIDIENT movement because that's his only savior, otherwise, he would have lost his senatorial bid. Just look at senatorial results in same unit, you can see that PDP won with sane margin. Ortom is very wise.

You're a smart ass. Sense no go kill you and Ortom.

nonhuman:
I need results from EdO please

No stress yourself bro, comrades from that side will do the needful

ScamHunter:
The NC are the swing states in this election. If Obi wins the NC, he's president because he's got enough of SW, SE and SS to push whoever wins north back to pre-APC Buhari era or sectional winning.

Don’t talk like that . We are all Nigerians . I voted obi . Wish I could make my votes 1 million sha . But again the North needs to be liberated from their evil politicians .

Azyne:
Ortom Mr talk and do

Even other Party Agents voted for LP

His senatorial bid winning starts and ends in his polling unit.

hmmm LP party without structure dey pepper them .

G5 effect

Finestgurlie:
Moh247 is crying
children of God are dancing

if you know, you know

internationalman:
That one will be the end of discussion..

I doubt if there's going to be any polling units LP didn't win in Edo State. Especially in Benin city

They are fighting us o, sent thugs to attack places where they are loosing. One of my foot soldiers delivered his center

[quote author=Moh247 post=121239572][/quote]my mainnnn man Moh!

how is it going bro?

just asking how you will love our snipper mix!

will you like it with cognac or with whiskey or will just prefer it with normal kai-kai?

cupoturag:
All BRT money goes to Tinubu's nephew.
All market levies go to Tinubu's daughter
All billboard levies go to Tinubu's son
All taxes and tolls levies go to Tinubu

When I look at the billions Tinubu is taking home monthly just because he is Lagos ex-governor and I look at how Peter Obi rejected everything, including his gratuity, I must confess I am very tempted to vote Obi.

But then I started salivating at the possibility of

1. President Bola Tinubu in charge of the Treasury & NDLEA (to check heroin trafficking)
2. Vice President Shettima in charge of Security and Counter Terrorism (like he promised)
3. Senior Advocate Festus Keyamo as Attorney General
4. Nasir El-rufai as Minister of Defense
5. Ganduje as Minister of Finance
6. MC Oluomo as Minister for Transport
7. Adamu Garba as Minister of information

Realizing that these individuals will be part of the cabinet of a new government that will try to rescue us from 8 years of hardship imposed by APC

I hereby declare that as a professional tribal bigot and naturally wicked, utterly hopeless and irredeemable Urchin, I will vote BAT

this was fun to read.

Moh247 seunmsg okoroawusa yarimo FreeStuffsNG lhordspy

Yarimo come see benue results

obiekunie01:
my mainnnn man Moh!

how is it going bro?

just asking how you will love our snipper mix!

will you like it with cognac or with whiskey or will just prefer it with normal kai-kai?

Ibo people and National Politics.... 174,000 una don dey jubiliate with some few news

Una no dey use sense . Aboki sef never jubiliate

Deprofessional:
An insult on your drug lord.

You never hear of Nja Magic. I’ll find you when results by state are revealed .

This result is very brutal congrats gov ortom.

Moh247:
Ibo people and National Politics.... 174,000 una don dey jubiliate with some few news

Una no dey use sense . Aboki sef never jubiliate

Bros your voice con low

Asgard plz accept my condolences.
Don't forget to deactivate your Nairaland account when leaving.

Lordofalmajiri:
Bros your voice con low

When una Zombidiots don qoute me reach 200 times today and I keep telling you same thing... Even Goat no dey behave like that

ScamHunter:
All Benue, Plateu and S. Kaduna are well aware that their survival depends on this election. 2015 slip would mean calamity for them and us in the south because after the Fulani herdsmen are done dealing with them, they'll move southwards. Atiku would be calamitous. Tinubu is already out of the game.

You nailed it. May God give you more wisdom.

Dafresh:
Ortom tried his state must be liberated from killers herdsman

Honestly ooo that state has suffers a lot in the hands of killer herdsmen...

They need liberation, not all those ones that are voting for party logo.

Lordofalmajiri:
Bros your voice con low

That urchin get problems for troth thus evening ooh.

He is I severe pains

Dafresh:
Ortom tried his state must be liberated from killers herdsman

I swear he really tried, not like some coward who is afraid to declare a candidate.
He's been always vocal bout his decisions at all time.
Even events before this election.