seankafor:
I don't know your main moniker please.. I'll follow you now, if you accept my proposal, you can accept my dm

I'm about to slide

Don't try it.

I will air you, and I will shame you.

(Not as if you kukuma have shame before *picks at teeth with a toothpick).

stxrlight:


Don't try it.

I will air you, and I will shame you.

already done that..

I promise you won't regret it if you accept my dm.. I just wanna be friends with you okay.

I want to tap from your versatile knowledge okay..

It may be coming late, but still better than never.

Happy Independence Day to any Ghanaians we have here 🥳 🇬🇭.


(If there's none, I wish them in the spirit 😒).

BlueRayDick:
Segedinho wetin dey happen for edo na ?

LP don take over

This man murderer 14 people and he has been granted bail just like that

This is exactly how lawless Nigeria can be

seankafor:
already done that..

I promise you won't regret it if you accept my dm.. I just wanna be friends with you okay.

I want to tap from your versatile knowledge okay..

you want to draw from her wealth of knowledge

47c3ee:
Pressure! Pressure!! Pressure!!!

sanwo olu don dey write epistles pass Apostle paul, which one be dear eti-osans

I don read the one he wrote to the Alimoshians, earlier today

Apostle Babajide

47c3ee:
Pressure! Pressure!! Pressure!!!

🤣🤣🤣

Wahala! Wahala!! Wahala!!!

VoteTinubu2023:

Determine which winner again?

This gif gets me everytime even if what you're saying doesn't make sense

I have a ask, please: now that DSS haff joined Twitter, what feast of Vawulence can we partake of or share? 🥲

stxrlight:
I have a ask, please: now that DSS haff joined Twitter, what feast of Vawulence can we partake of or share? 🥲

They may help bring sanity to the TL and quell all the tribal-baiting and hatespeak, sha.

Ellexy:
This gif gets me everytime even if what you're saying doesn't make sense

Motherfucccker.

larride:
A friend said Sterling Bank Iyana Ipaga ATM was dispensing old 1k notes today and people were withdrawing

Some banks have started releasing the old notes PH and Delta too.

@itsrm are you aware of the crack Cocaine endemic going on silently in pH?

People are loosing everything to this shit. Cars, lands, houses, phones...all their properties. It has wrecked countless lives.
The only way to curtail this thing now is for the government to step in, but I doubt that will happen because I'm certain politicians in government are catching the cruise too.

Elder0001:


Some banks have started releasing the old notes PH and Delta too.

Very good.

Elder0001:
@itsrm are you aware of the crack Cocaine endemic going on silently in pH?

People are loosing everything to this shit. Cars, lands, houses, phones...all their properties. It has wrecked countless lives.
The only way to curtail this thing now is for the government to step in, but I doubt that will happen because I'm certain[b] politicians in government are catching the cruise too.[/b]

@bolded explain

OasisX:


.... listen to this an elder stateman, Lawyer and SAN.

Cc

Itsrm
Afrodoc2


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBZboCYMxfg

This is what I was saying. This is just a modern day version of twelve two-thirds that some contemptible people are exploiting.

47c3ee:
This man murderer 14 people and he has been granted bail just like that

This is exactly how lawless Nigeria can be

happens in developed countries too. I know a case in USA although not 14 people

“Instead of Atiku and his party to wisely spend their time to gather the so-called evidence they hope to present before the courts, they are busy dancing ‘skelewu’ on the streets and causing traffic nuisance to residents of the Federal Capital Territory who were going to work on a Monday morning.”

This one enter abeg!

Taguchi:



sanwo olu don dey write epistles pass Apostle paul, which one be dear eti-osans

I don read the one he wrote to the Alimoshians, earlier today

Apostle Babajide

Exactly. The whole thing sounds like one the apostles epistles.

"Dear people of sicily,
I write to you from a place of love"

Elder0001:
@itsrm are you aware of the crack Cocaine endemic going on silently in pH?

People are loosing everything to this shit. Cars, lands, houses, phones...all their properties. It has wrecked countless lives.
The only way to curtail this thing now is for the government to step in, but I doubt that will happen because I'm certain politicians in government are catching the cruise too.

Na wa oh

From tramadol to mkpuru Miri to this, Naija done dey copy Yanke small small

Ibime:


Na wa oh

From tramadol to mkpuru Miri to this, Naija done dey copy Yanke small small

apparently in 2014, 2015, some militants entered collabo with FARC OR Maybe it was mexicans to make meth for worldwide distribution

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/03/ndlea-arrests-four-mexicans-producing-crystal-meth-in-asaba/

unfortunately, unlike mexicans ans south americans who seem to have their shit together - and target westerners as their main market our own homegrown druggists decided nigerians are a market, so here we are

with the machete diplomacy of PH, i am sure NDLEA will give the area a WIDE berth.

too much risk

we are in real shit because your wealthy neigbours house may be a meth lab polluting the entire neighbourhood for the next 20 years



also - get me a bop gun!

Roland17:
“Instead of Atiku and his party to wisely spend their time to gather the so-called evidence they hope to present before the courts, they are busy dancing ‘skelewu’ on the streets and causing traffic nuisance to residents of the Federal Capital Territory who were going to work on a Monday morning.”

This one enter abeg!

we are now going to be hearing much more from Tinubu - he is now officially a Public figure.
i like this biting wit.

a civil war among obedients is inevitable

a small portion of them are idealists , while the rest are opportunists
cracks will grow in the camp as masks begin to slip off and hidden agendas become naked
this is some peoples first introduction to politics in general and nigerian politics in particular
it is nothing we haven't seen before

hopefulLandlord:

@bolded explain

I mean the politicians take it too.

GloriousGbola:


apparently in 2014, 2015, some militants entered collabo with FARC OR Maybe it was mexicans to make meth for worldwide distribution

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/03/ndlea-arrests-four-mexicans-producing-crystal-meth-in-asaba/

unfortunately, unlike mexicans ans south americans who seem to have their shit together - and target westerners as their main market our own homegrown druggists decided nigerians are a market, so here we are

with the machete diplomacy of PH, i am sure NDLEA will give the area a WIDE berth.

too much risk

we are in real shit because your wealthy neigbours house may be a meth lab polluting the entire neighbourhood for the next 20 years



also - get me a bop gun!

Crack is different from meth though. At least meth no dey make people sell all their properties.

Elder0001:


Crack is different from meth though. At least meth no dey make people sell all their properties.

what i am saying is - it started with meth. Meth was the gateway drug for industrial scale local drug dealing.

as always when people start this - no one can tell just how far it will go

Has anyone watched Chris Rock on Netflix

I love his comedy and I recommend

raumdeuter:
Has anyone watched Chris Rock on Netflix

I love his comedy and I recommend

Loved the ending bit where he fully tackled Will Smith

raumdeuter:
Has anyone watched Chris Rock on Netflix

I love his comedy and I recommend

Man is giftedly good, I'd say the best there is atm. Kinda between him and Dave Chapelle. Both know their onions.

Elder0001:
@itsrm are you aware of the crack Cocaine endemic going on silently in pH?

People are loosing everything to this shit. Cars, lands, houses, phones...all their properties. It has wrecked countless lives.
The only way to curtail this thing now is for the government to step in, but I doubt that will happen because I'm certain politicians in government are catching the cruise too.

Not just pH.. I think the whole of south south

obainojazz:
Loved the ending bit where he fully tackled Will Smith

FBS:

Man is giftedly good, I'd say the best there is atm. Kinda between him and Dave Chapelle. Both know their onions.

Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle are my people too

Also Bill Maher

They make more sense than news outlets