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Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by DLuciano: 5:34pm On Mar 11, 2023
Larryndelaw:
You will.wail from.now till.Jesus comes. BAT is your president till 2031. You can to your Biafra and allow us to stay in our ZOO
BAT is your president only! He will shit in your mouth and you will gladly swallow, because you refuse to grow up and want to remain dwarf forever.
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by histemple: 5:34pm On Mar 11, 2023
Hatrick01:
What a xenophobic beach!
This got me rolling on the floor. Very xenophobic.
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by Streetmovement(m): 5:35pm On Mar 11, 2023
Wotoporiously cool speaking

Looks good
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by Minjim: 5:36pm On Mar 11, 2023
How is this a beach when it's can't make waves ?
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by Konjiboii: 5:38pm On Mar 11, 2023
See wetin less than $600M build and the number of jobs , yet Nigeria go spend billions and trillions just to build rubbish and na same pricks some sick bastards wan still vote for, I swear una go die well.
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by omniwater: 5:38pm On Mar 11, 2023
Bishop95:
You are a fool
Why are you crying?
Cry cry baby!
It's not the end of the world
So suck it up!
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by Igbojew: 5:39pm On Mar 11, 2023
Brainmytool:
This cost South Africa a total of 555 million dollars.

And,

Someone in Nigeria said he needs 1.3 billion dollars to conduct WHAT HE CALLED CENSUS.
A Census dat will not create any Job Opportunity. Someone just voted their replica in the person of Tinubu. Shame on Nigerians. They will embezzle ur donated and borrowed 1.3 billion USD nothing will happen. Because u are hate filled, Tribalistic and Cornfused.
Shame on Voters of APC and PDP.
Shame on Tribal Bigots.
Shame on Educated Young fools.
Shame on Roadside beegers.
Shame on Every Nigerian.

SHAME SHAME SHAME....... SHAME!!!
Thank you for this your excellent post but trust me those f**l you are referring to have sold their souls to devil........I am that Igbo Jew
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by viodemus: 5:40pm On Mar 11, 2023
This is what serious countries do. Improve at all levels. Even SA, a semi-serious country, is evidence that when you want to improve yourselves, it is possible. Goodluck SA.


In Nigeria, we have moved back to square 1. A very useless country. Hiring a tribalist islamics criminal to lead in discrimination and segregation.
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by Moony45: 5:40pm On Mar 11, 2023
Brainmytool:
This cost South Africa a total of 555 million dollars.

And,

Someone in Nigeria said he needs 1.3 billion dollars to conduct WHAT HE CALLED CENSUS.
A Census dat will not create any Job Opportunity. Someone just voted their replica in the person of Tinubu. Shame on Nigerians. They will embezzle ur donated and borrowed 1.3 billion USD nothing will happen. Because u are hate filled, Tribalistic and Cornfused.
Shame on Voters of APC and PDP.
Shame on Tribal Bigots.
Shame on Educated Young fools.
Shame on Roadside beegers.
Shame on Every Nigerian.

SHAME SHAME SHAME....... SHAME!!!
Force once, i thought your handle name was BRAIN TUMOR. The lord is your strength
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by Horus(m): 5:42pm On Mar 11, 2023
lexy2014:
What happened to tinapa?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7m8FnLaxxc

Inside the Abandoned Tourism city of Nigeria | TINAPA RESORT
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by grandstar(m): 5:42pm On Mar 11, 2023
haybhi1:
You have no idea how much dumb you sound, regarding technicality.
SA population census in 2011 cost 1+ billion, for a population less than 52 million people.
US last population took place 2020, and it cost 14+ billion dollars. Quit revelling in ignorance.

Make una dey use una sense wella na abeg. I'm begging you. No be everything be emotion and attack or backlash-demanding.
Ok, what have you gained in disreputing and libeling your country now? Just likes and shares! Now to what end and use?
Which country on earth is perfect, WannaHowzit will never bring his country's flaws into the light for you, but quick to bring the beauty, an action I don't bemoan.

Please supporting Obi is not supposed to be an outright invitation to forget your use of brain na. Write in a paper and post on your wall, 'I will use my brain henceforth'. You may start observing changes in your thoughts, actions, and life consequently. Ire o.
The South Africa he is praising has one of the highest rates of structural unemployment in the world. They suffer from power cuts and probably the highest crime rate in Africa. It could also be the country with the worst income distribution in the world
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by ariesbull: 5:42pm On Mar 11, 2023
The most developing places in the world especially Africa are lamdlockd places
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by JaceBlaze: 5:44pm On Mar 11, 2023
creolehunt:
Until you see what's happening in North Africa
Which country in North Africa?
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by Igbojew: 5:45pm On Mar 11, 2023
haybhi1:
You have no idea how much dumb you sound, regarding technicality.
SA population census in 2011 cost 1+ billion, for a population less than 52 million people.
US last population took place 2020, and it cost 14+ billion dollars. Quit revelling in ignorance.

Make una dey use una sense wella na abeg. I'm begging you. No be everything be emotion and attack or backlash-demanding.
Ok, what have you gained in disreputing and libeling your country now? Just likes and shares! Now to what end and use?
Which country on earth is perfect, WannaHowzit will never bring his country's flaws into the light for you, but quick to bring the beauty, an action I don't bemoan.

Please supporting Obi is not supposed to be an outright invitation to forget your use of brain na. Write in a paper and post on your wall, 'I will use my brain henceforth'. You may start observing changes in your thoughts, actions, and life consequently. Ire o.
See them,one of the people that made this shithole country what she is today.............I am that Igbo Jew the table shaker
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by ariesbull: 5:45pm On Mar 11, 2023
Brainmytool:
This cost South Africa a total of 555 million dollars.

And,

Someone in Nigeria said he needs 1.3 billion dollars to conduct WHAT HE CALLED CENSUS.
A Census dat will not create any Job Opportunity. Someone just voted their replica in the person of Tinubu. Shame on Nigerians. They will embezzle ur donated and borrowed 1.3 billion USD nothing will happen. Because u are hate filled, Tribalistic and Cornfused.
Shame on Voters of APC and PDP.
Shame on Tribal Bigots.
Shame on Educated Young fools.
Shame on Roadside beegers.
Shame on Every Nigerian.

SHAME SHAME SHAME....... SHAME!!!
the country is designed to fail and it is becoming emberassing ....the bulk of our backwardness are caused by Muslims in this country they voted based on religion from South West to North and this is becoming a trend
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by superCleanworks(m): 5:46pm On Mar 11, 2023
suyamasta:
This is beautiful
what is beautiful about a so called BEACH WITHOUT WAVES? this is just a glorified swimming pool.
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by Goalnaldo(m): 5:47pm On Mar 11, 2023
Beautiful! I love this!
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by drimzsmoke(m): 5:53pm On Mar 11, 2023
haybhi1:
You have no idea how much dumb you sound, regarding technicality.
SA population census in 2011 cost 1+ billion, for a population less than 52 million people.
US last population took place 2020, and it cost 14+ billion dollars. Quit revelling in ignorance.

Make una dey use una sense wella na abeg. I'm begging you. No be everything be emotion and attack or backlash-demanding.
Ok, what have you gained in disreputing and libeling your country now? Just likes and shares! Now to what end and use?
Which country on earth is perfect, WannaHowzit will never bring his country's flaws into the light for you, but quick to bring the beauty, an action I don't bemoan.

Please supporting Obi is not supposed to be an outright invitation to forget your use of brain na. Write in a paper and post on your wall, 'I will use my brain henceforth'. You may start observing changes in your thoughts, actions, and life consequently. Ire o.
Well written
I off when I saw census creates no job opportunity.I’m sure he has never witnessed 1 before!!!
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by JaceBlaze: 5:53pm On Mar 11, 2023
BeanX:
Shut up, have you ever traveled to North Africa? I guess not, south Africans don't travel because they re lazy 😂
No country in Africa comes close South Africa.Go argue with that old fossil you just elected as your new president shocked grin
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by OlawaleBammie: 5:59pm On Mar 11, 2023
lake na lake
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by Ykc2(m): 5:59pm On Mar 11, 2023
I no dey respect any professor for nigeria again that professor na just title or speaking English,besides ekiti is 4million in population with 3,5million professors yet dem never discover how to produce phone battery
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by indigenous234(m): 5:59pm On Mar 11, 2023
God will continue to insulate us from the suffering imposed on Nigerians by the inept APC government but expose everyone else that voted Buhari, especially those that voted that bast@rd in 2019 and everyone of them that voted Tinubu in the last elections. Suffer no dey tire them. Imagine half a billion dollars for over 5,000 residential apartments!!!. Money wey them take dey tar less than 50km of road for Nigeria... How much did INEC expend on the last elections?. How much did the kleptomaniacs budget for census?. They plan to spend over 1.5billion to count about 200million people !!!. God punish Buhari, Punish Tinubu and Punish everyone that voted the APC wether in the State or general elections. Nothing good can ever come out of the PDAPC family of thieves.
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by grandstar(m): 6:01pm On Mar 11, 2023
padi94:
This is development... Nigeria can't ever carryout sug a project. Project like this are either state or local driven. With Nigeria sharing formular no one state can conceive such a project. Cos no one generates enough income to do this. All of them wants to chop from FG pocket
The Lekki sea port cost over a $1bn to build, so this is no biggie

Can this project be replicated in Nigeria?

Look at the feasibility and viability study. Feasibility ask 'can it be done?' while viability ask 'should it be done'.

Can you set up a pig farm in Saudi Arabia? No. Because it is a very strict Muslim country

Can you set up a pig farm in China? Yes. The people love pigs. Should it be done? Yes as you will make a profit as there is huge demand for it that covers overheads.

Now, can a similar project like this be done in Nigeria. Yes, in Abuja.

Should it be done? I don't think so as we lack enough demand for the very expensive condos that will be sold. Mortgage rates will have to come down below 10% to create enough demand for the properties built. Globally, mortgage is the primary route for purchasing properties. Buyers rarely use equity like in Nigeria.
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by Shattuck(m): 6:02pm On Mar 11, 2023
haybhi1:
You have no idea how much dumb you sound, regarding technicality.
SA population census in 2011 cost 1+ billion, for a population less than 52 million people.
US last population took place 2020, and it cost 14+ billion dollars. Quit revelling in ignorance.

Make una dey use una sense wella na abeg. I'm begging you. No be everything be emotion and attack or backlash-demanding.
Ok, what have you gained in disreputing and libeling your country now? Just likes and shares! Now to what end and use?
Which country on earth is perfect, WannaHowzit will never bring his country's flaws into the light for you, but quick to bring the beauty, an action I don't bemoan.

Please supporting Obi is not supposed to be an outright invitation to forget your use of brain na. Write in a paper and post on your wall, 'I will use my brain henceforth'. You may start observing changes in your thoughts, actions, and life consequently. Ire o.
you didnt take into consideration the purchasing power of each currency, the wage bill of conducting census is south Africa, and the wage structure of each country, south Africa's minimum wage is about 130,000 per month while Nigeria is at 30,000 per month, comparing both countries cost of census base on cost is not right, your only argument is our population size, furthermore, even when given the 1.3 billion they are asking for what is the guarantee that the census body would do it right, we gave inec almost 700million dollars for this election does this look at election that they spent 700million dollar on.
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by blowjohn(m): 6:02pm On Mar 11, 2023
Over here I Nigeria, especially In abuja people are fighting to building the biggest supermarket or Plaza.

Plazas have already constituted an eyesore in abuja.

Everywhere u go people are using hu dress of millions to build plazas.

No one is investing in poultry, science, industries etc
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by BeanX(m): 6:03pm On Mar 11, 2023
JaceBlaze:
No country in Africa comes close South Africa.Go argue with that old fossil you just elected as your new president shocked grin
That's because you don't travel out of the slum that you are in, majority of you don't travel out that's why there's too much laziness, robbery and crimes in ur country. 😂😂

Btw, look at ur shameless and hórny president looking at a expired, wrinkled and stretch mark ass. 😂😂😂

Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by billgabb(m): 6:05pm On Mar 11, 2023
You are just a big fool.
omniwater:
Weep not my child!
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by JaceBlaze: 6:12pm On Mar 11, 2023
BeanX:
That's because you don't travel out of the slum that you are in, majority of you don't travel out that's why there's too much laziness, robbery and crimes in ur country. 😂😂

Btw, look at ur shameless and hórny president looking at a expired, wrinkled and stretch mark ass. 😂😂😂
At least our president can still get it up - shows he's alive😍 .Can the ancient,mummified slouch in your parliament still fück his wife?
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by billgabb(m): 6:14pm On Mar 11, 2023
Shut up my friend. You were making sense until you mentioned that the commenter is a supporter of a certain politician. Meaning, he said the truth but you come against him because you feel he is speaking against old Nigerian politians. Nigeria is not doing well. Yes. Nigerians are suffering under the oldies.
haybhi1:
You have no idea how much dumb you sound, regarding technicality.
SA population census in 2011 cost 1+ billion, for a population less than 52 million people.
US last population took place 2020, and it cost 14+ billion dollars. Quit revelling in ignorance.

Make una dey use una sense wella na abeg. I'm begging you. No be everything be emotion and attack or backlash-demanding.
Ok, what have you gained in disreputing and libeling your country now? Just likes and shares! Now to what end and use?
Which country on earth is perfect, WannaHowzit will never bring his country's flaws into the light for you, but quick to bring the beauty, an action I don't bemoan.

Please supporting Obi is not supposed to be an outright invitation to forget your use of brain na. Write in a paper and post on your wall, 'I will use my brain henceforth'. You may start observing changes in your thoughts, actions, and life consequently. Ire o.
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by BeanX(m): 6:14pm On Mar 11, 2023
JaceBlaze:
At least our president can still get it up - shows he's alive😍 .Can the ancient,mummified slouch in your parliament still fück his wife?
Give him ur mother let's see if he won't fück her. 😂😂😂
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by ozo13(m): 6:15pm On Mar 11, 2023
omniwater:
Weep not my child!
it is obvious he is frustrated.it is written all over his write-up
Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by Therealjosh1992: 6:22pm On Mar 11, 2023
This is what pains me in this country,young people that should be sound minds defending thieves and oppressors, compare this two countries you called to yours in terms of development and come back and make sense, and don't tell me about gdp that's been stolen and not affecting the citizens life...shame!..easy to compare other countries expenses and census because they want to steal and you join them to defend, travel out and feel ashamed of yourself.
haybhi1:
You have no idea how much dumb you sound, regarding technicality.
SA population census in 2011 cost 1+ billion, for a population less than 52 million people.
US last population took place 2020, and it cost 14+ billion dollars. Quit revelling in ignorance.

Make una dey use una sense wella na abeg. I'm begging you. No be everything be emotion and attack or backlash-demanding.
Ok, what have you gained in disreputing and libeling your country now? Just likes and shares! Now to what end and use?
Which country on earth is perfect, WannaHowzit will never bring his country's flaws into the light for you, but quick to bring the beauty, an action I don't bemoan.

Please supporting Obi is not supposed to be an outright invitation to forget your use of brain na. Write in a paper and post on your wall, 'I will use my brain henceforth'. You may start observing changes in your thoughts, actions, and life consequently. Ire o.
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