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Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by Nemesis0147(m): 6:30pm On Mar 12, 2023
KeyEndurance:


I Gave Him juice He Said He Will Drink It After Eating. I wonder Who Promise the werey Food.
😂😂😂😂
Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by Blupen(m): 6:36pm On Mar 12, 2023
Flora2Sweet:
Left some particles of shit.. in the toilet..
I told him to wash it off.. else I won't give her access code to exit the estate
oga keep quiet joor which estate grin grin

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Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by Flora2Sweet: 6:39pm On Mar 12, 2023
Ocean bay

Blupen:
oga keep quiet joor which estate grin grin

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Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by Blupen(m): 6:40pm On Mar 12, 2023
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Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by Blupen(m): 6:41pm On Mar 12, 2023
Flora2Sweet:
Ocean bay
Ocean your father left nyash nasty idiot

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Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by Nonexisting1: 6:41pm On Mar 12, 2023
Okay. I've stopped accommodating people. I tried it once and it didn't go well.
Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by Blupen(m): 6:43pm On Mar 12, 2023
Zico777 icewinz na you be this?
Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by Sucre6: 6:45pm On Mar 12, 2023
A friend came over and was pressing the doorbell nonstop, he called me many times but I was too busy to answer any yeye call as I was busy banging my babe in the bed room, because I have told the werey where I use to keep my spare key, he took the key from under the flower pot in front on my flat, opened my door, went straight to the kitchen took out the vegetable soup in the freezer, defrost it and made eba, after which he served himself and the most painful of them all, he took the last can of double black bullet in my fridge, he sat in the living room, put on the TV and was watching BB9ja show while devouring my food. angry

I gave him this look when I came out of the room and saw him in the living room, angry,

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Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by Zico777(m): 6:46pm On Mar 12, 2023
Blupen:
Zico777 icewinz na you be this?
No sir!
Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by Blupen(m): 7:01pm On Mar 12, 2023
Zico777:
No sir!
hmmmm okay ooh
Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by Wizzzkid: 7:06pm On Mar 12, 2023
She came over because man house clean…
First day she went home, she came back wtf 🤬
Slept over again, started coming back every two days
What broke the last straw was when she came and fought my main babe in my own house 🏡 when I legit tell am say she be side chick o 😹💔

My babe beat am wella 😹💔
And she still remain snubbed in my WhatsApp
Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by Flora2Sweet: 7:06pm On Mar 12, 2023
Why u dey frustrated…

Na person say make you no get sense to make money…

Google ocean bay orchid road lekki..

U tink say everybody dey poor like u


MUGU…


Blupen:
Ocean your father left nyash nasty idiot

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Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by Blupen(m): 7:12pm On Mar 12, 2023
Flora2Sweet:
Why u dey frustrated…

Na person say make you no get sense to make money…

Google ocean bay orchid road lekki..

U tink say everybody dey poor like u


MUGU…


Hahahahaha this guy na fool so if i google am i go see you and your father inside the ocean bay grin grin stupid cow

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Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by Flora2Sweet: 7:14pm On Mar 12, 2023
No go jump Bridge sha….

I see say d Estate name sound foreign to u , because u lack exposure….

Urchin..
I do dey follow MUMU like u dey get exchange words…

Blupen:
Hahahahaha this guy na fool so if i google am i go see you and your father inside the ocean bay grin grin stupid cow

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Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by Osesbrainwave(m): 7:15pm On Mar 12, 2023
Blupen:
Hahahahaha this guy na fool so if i google am i go see you and your father inside the ocean bay grin grin stupid cow
guy, u dumb sha
Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by Blupen(m): 7:22pm On Mar 12, 2023
Flora2Sweet:
No go jump Bridge sha….

I see say d Estate name sound foreign to u , because u lack exposure….

Urchin..
I do dey follow MUMU like u dey get exchange words…

Guy na you rich pass you even rich pass God i agree but you be STUPID COW!
Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by Blupen(m): 7:24pm On Mar 12, 2023
Osesbrainwave:
guy, u dumb sha
Mumu ape them no go give you shi shi you deh fight for who no know your papa
ignorant ass licker Ewu
Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by Osesbrainwave(m): 7:41pm On Mar 12, 2023
Blupen:
Mumu ape them no go give you shi shi you deh fight for who no know your papa
ignorant ass licker Ewu
I knw u would prove me right. U didnt disappoint

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Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by ElijahIme1992(m): 8:04pm On Mar 12, 2023
headbasher96:
The man went to change meat🍖 from our soup that the one my mum gave Him has a bone in it
ah ah ah ah ah which kind lie be dis na, today na Sunday o

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Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by Flora2Sweet: 8:16pm On Mar 12, 2023
Nkita lacha gi anya …

Blupen:
Guy na you rich pass you even rich pass God i agree but you be STUPID COW!

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Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by Blupen(m): 8:27pm On Mar 12, 2023
Flora2Sweet:
Nkita lacha gi anya …
Thunder bupu gi isi anupama

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Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by Gofwane(m): 8:27pm On Mar 12, 2023
The modafvcker started going through my stuffs, even went to my dustbin and start going through the thrash. He saw ciggaretes stubs and had the guts to ask me "so you dey smoke sigar"
I change am for am instantly cos we are not that close and he wasn't even a welcomed visitor in the first place.

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Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by Blupen(m): 8:29pm On Mar 12, 2023
Osesbrainwave:

I knw u would prove me right. U didnt disappoint
I will never disappoint you wave trust me on that
Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by FuckYourFather(f): 8:40pm On Mar 12, 2023
Blupen:
Hahahahaha this guy na fool so if i google am i go see you and your father inside the ocean bay grin grin stupid cow

bros abeg no kill me with laugh
Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by Blupen(m): 8:47pm On Mar 12, 2023
FuckYourFather:

bros abeg no kill me with laugh
No nah i no deh like that grin grin
Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by Bradford111(m): 8:50pm On Mar 12, 2023
nifemi25:
First time of coming to my house .... she took 2 different polo when she is going. ... promised not to invite her again make she no naked me

If na me I no go let her carry am comot for my house oo
Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by SporaD8: 9:32pm On Mar 12, 2023
davillian:
He used electronic kettle on gas
He? Or you sure mean She?
Cause it was a she that almost set our kitchen on fire!
The melting Plastic kettle condemned our gas cooker.
Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by intruder15(m): 10:23pm On Mar 12, 2023
headbasher96:
The man went to change meat🍖 from our soup that the one my mum gave Him has a bone in it

You are joking right? WTF
Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by hakeemhakeem(m): 10:43pm On Mar 12, 2023
taretoofine:
Because he was toasting my elder sis

He gave me his shoe to take to shoemaker that will Polish it

For my papa house cheesy

Na soldier man sha grin

He used code to sent you away

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Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by bbbabes(f): 10:48pm On Mar 12, 2023
Blupen:
oga keep quiet joor which estate grin grin

Hope you understand not everyone lives in the slum
Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by davillian(m): 11:18pm On Mar 12, 2023
SporaD8:

He? Or you sure mean She?
Cause it was a she that almost set our kitchen on fire!
The melting Plastic kettle condemned our gas cooker.
It's a he o, I came back home and said bro I don Bleep up o....
Na so he carry me enter kitchen I burst lafff
But he is in Germany now
Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by Goldeno(m): 11:20pm On Mar 12, 2023
KeyEndurance:


I Gave Him juice He Said He Will Drink It After Eating. I wonder Who Promise the werey Food.
cheesy grin cheesy cheesy cheesy

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