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A popular nairaland feminist snuck in to visit me last night. As a coded guy I'm not supposed to bring this out but she attempted to poison me so I have no choice.

I offered her the usual indomie & 2 eggs that's the normal password to spread any Nairaland feminist's legs as a good host & she went to cook it while I took a shower & sprayed perf on my balls so that it can be fresh for her mouth. Just imagine how considerate I was oh.

Only for me to come out & meet this rubbish.
I feel offended.

Are you sure

Burnt offering for the gods.
Obviously regards you as some kind of god.

Ogbeni shutdown or shut up your mouth. This picture has been roaming the internet for long... How come a nairalander just did it in your house

I suspect IyaebeTheGreat.

ademasta:
Ogbeni shutdown or shut up your mouth. This picture has been roaming the internet for long... How come a nairalander just did it in your house

Oga calm down na, you suppose know say OP dey catch cruise.


Some threads are just to catch fun.

Bahamas95:
Oga calm down na, you suppose know say OP dey catch cruise.


Some threads are just to catch fun.

Shut up your mouth is never an abuse, it just means he should not talk again...

I no dey abuse am o, all na cruise bro

It must be Goodlady

ademasta:
Shut up your mouth is never an abuse, it just means he should not talk again...

I no dey abuse am o, all na cruise bro

Ok, you know say "who are you?" na insult for Nigeria nai make me reason am like dat.

Bahamas95:
Ok, you know say "who are you?" na insult for Nigeria nai make me reason am like dat.

Naija

Naija my country

Bahamas95:
Ok, you know say "who are you?" na insult for Nigeria nai make me reason am like dat.

Bahamas95:
Oga calm down na, you suppose know say OP dey catch cruise.


Some threads are just to catch fun.

i keep imagining why some nlanders dey carry things for head pass seun

HeartlessMan:
A popular nairaland feminist snuck in to visit me last night. As a coded guy I'm not supposed to bring this out but she attempted to poison me so I have no choice.

I offered her the usual indomie & 2 eggs that's the normal password to spread any Nairaland feminist's legs as a good host & she went to cook it while I took a shower & sprayed perf on my balls so that it can be fresh for her mouth. Just imagine how considerate I was oh.

Only for me to come out & meet this rubbish.
I feel offended.

This Guy na Weyrey o. 😄😄😄😂

Na kiwi polish them use polish the noodles ? The thing sef come blike hair wen them curl

Omoh......u get luck ooh,if nt,she for burn ur house join..i dey suspect siofra..

The thing cum be like weavon

Bahamas95:
Oga calm down na, you suppose know say OP dey catch cruise.


Some threads are just to catch fun.

Naim NL babe come my crib dats why he dey vex
I don finish work

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HeartlessMan:
A popular nairaland feminist snuck in to visit me last night. As a coded guy I'm not supposed to bring this out but she attempted to poison me so I have no choice.

I offered her the usual indomie & 2 eggs that's the normal password to spread any Nairaland feminist's legs as a good host & she went to cook it while I took a shower & sprayed perf on my balls so that it can be fresh for her mouth. Just imagine how considerate I was oh.

Only for me to come out & meet this rubbish.
I feel offended.

A picture you saw on Twitter... A liar

@op try to dey trim your fingernails. Or are you also a feminist?

Yawns

Joblessness

Bahamas95:
Ok, you know say "who are you?" na insult for Nigeria nai make me reason am like dat.

You mean who be you??

No be removed used rubber from female traditional hairstyle be dis.....indomie generation might call it burnt noodles

Ahhhaahahahahah

This is the said feminist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiOLjyTOHyw

Where they @IyaebeTheGreat .? Wey say she wan slap her man....na her small weck....

it's obviously jennyclay, ordinary indomie turned burnt offering now if it's too run mouth or keypad she'll be champion.

That NL visitor must be "sheistoopretty". That lady is beauty without brain. Common noddles she can't prepare.. Empty skull carring 200k wig... Just let her go,don't even try to enter her.

Bahamas95:
I suspect IyaebeTheGreat.

Na she. She no sabi cook. Even hot water sef, she burn am. Na to marry her off to one Alhaji remain.

Read what you typed again! You had your bath and still sprayed perfume on your balls, is that how smelly you are?

Besides, do you want to poison the poor girl since you expect her to be licking chemicals from your balls?