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Obi Is A Simp Who Cry Like A Teenage Girl Dumped By Her Boyfriend - Omokri by Ndimkpurummiri(op): 12:03pm On Apr 02, 2023
See who wanted to be our President? A common simp! Yes daddy, yes daddy, yes daddy! Crying over elections, like a teenage girl dumped by her first boyfriend. This is the same that said he would defeat Boko Haram? He will see bandits and start to cry 'yes daddy'!
#TableShaker
https://mobile.twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1642477017315565569

Re: Obi Is A Simp Who Cry Like A Teenage Girl Dumped By Her Boyfriend - Omokri by madridguy(m):
How Reno go enter heaven I wan see grin

Thank you daddy.
Okay daddy.
Amen daddy. grin
Re: Obi Is A Simp Who Cry Like A Teenage Girl Dumped By Her Boyfriend - Omokri by Nobody: 12:07pm On Apr 02, 2023
grin grin grin Reno is not a good person
Re: Obi Is A Simp Who Cry Like A Teenage Girl Dumped By Her Boyfriend - Omokri by 40Bullets: 12:08pm On Apr 02, 2023
Story... Reno that is now begging PO
Re: Obi Is A Simp Who Cry Like A Teenage Girl Dumped By Her Boyfriend - Omokri by Monogamy: 12:08pm On Apr 02, 2023
Reno only described his present situation.

Can Reno bet his scrotums for the authentication of the said audio leak tape?
Re: Obi Is A Simp Who Cry Like A Teenage Girl Dumped By Her Boyfriend - Omokri by N3TRAL:
Monogamy:
Reno only described his present situation.

Can Reno bet his scrotums for the authentication of the said audio leak tape?
All doubts regarding the authenticity of the telephone leak has been laid to rest. Kenneth Okonkwo, his spokesperson, affirmed it.

Bishop Oyedepo didn't deny it.

What's currently in contention is why Peter Obi saw the election as a religious war and the safety of our telephone privacy .
Re: Obi Is A Simp Who Cry Like A Teenage Girl Dumped By Her Boyfriend - Omokri by Ihateheadslamer: 12:10pm On Apr 02, 2023
Reno Omokri and the likes of Femi Fani Kayode are nothing but federal foolish mugus tongue
IyaebeTheGreat:
grin grin grin Reno is not a good person
Re: Obi Is A Simp Who Cry Like A Teenage Girl Dumped By Her Boyfriend - Omokri by Dindondin:
As much as Reno is a bad mouth person, he's right.
Tinubuderanged:
if you are a Christian tell where the name Christian was first pronounced and what is the meaning.
At Antioch, Christian meant Christ like.
Acts of Apostles 11:26. Barnabas was gisting with Paul. The people saw their acts similar to that of Jesus and called them Christ like.


Now what you asked me could have been answered by the most wicked jihadists or the most rude atheist cos the answers are there on Google. The same with any question from the Koran.
If you wanna know if I m a Christian, check my old posts. At least you ll see where I v defended the faith. The same with who's a Muslim, Traditionalist or Atheist.

Back to the issue, Christians need proper planning from the closet. Not the lousy ones you ll do that your opponents has seen where you ll land.
This is what Obi was guilty of. But since some Obidióts can't cope with identifying Obi's faults, we ll be neutral and wait for them to call when they are ready to play politics of no vendetta and tribalism. Cos all that's done in LP is like they really turned the party to Igbo version.
Anyone with counter statement should come and dispute it. The earlier the better Igbos see Yorubas as their partner in progress and not opponents the better. Obi should not make the mistakes of Azikiwe how he antagonized Awolowo. Igbos too should stop blaming Yorubas for their woes as if it's Yorubas that told Nzeogwu to start first coup, told Ojukwu to declare Biafra war or responsible for herdsmen killings etc. Or the ones to tell them to start acting as if they owned Lagos, make mouth, planned vendetta votes against Sanwoolu etc. All where noticed and taken to records books.
If Igbos want presidency, it's so easy. They should align in truth with the Yorubas. Any signal of betrayal ll be detected and severed for life.

Those that disagree are free to disagree. The end justifies the means.
Re: Obi Is A Simp Who Cry Like A Teenage Girl Dumped By Her Boyfriend - Omokri by magoo10(m): 12:14pm On Apr 02, 2023
Reno Omockeey a simp that cannot come down to Nigeria.
Re: Obi Is A Simp Who Cry Like A Teenage Girl Dumped By Her Boyfriend - Omokri by Putindbutt(m): 12:15pm On Apr 02, 2023
He will see bandits and start to cry. Yes Daddy 🤣🤣
Re: Obi Is A Simp Who Cry Like A Teenage Girl Dumped By Her Boyfriend - Omokri by Shikini: 12:17pm On Apr 02, 2023
If you leak Tinubu's calls with Islamic religious leaders, you'll be surprised
Re: Obi Is A Simp Who Cry Like A Teenage Girl Dumped By Her Boyfriend - Omokri by GOTVee: 12:18pm On Apr 02, 2023
sad Even though I'm a born again Christian, Thank God we Christians refused to fall for his gimmicks and instead we voted for the Muslim/Muslim ticket. We have always knew his antecedents from when he governed Anambra. We sane Nigerians dodged a bullet sad
Re: Obi Is A Simp Who Cry Like A Teenage Girl Dumped By Her Boyfriend - Omokri by MrBiGGEST(m): 12:19pm On Apr 02, 2023
Lol
Re: Obi Is A Simp Who Cry Like A Teenage Girl Dumped By Her Boyfriend - Omokri by Ndimkpurummiri(op): 12:19pm On Apr 02, 2023
Re: Obi Is A Simp Who Cry Like A Teenage Girl Dumped By Her Boyfriend - Omokri by Ndimkpurummiri(op): 12:20pm On Apr 02, 2023
Shikini:
If you leak Tinubu's calls with Islamic religious leaders, you'll be surprised
yes daddy
Re: Obi Is A Simp Who Cry Like A Teenage Girl Dumped By Her Boyfriend - Omokri by ba7man(m): 12:20pm On Apr 02, 2023
Peter Obi took advice from a mad man, followed it and used it to amass a followership of ................ Obidients.
Re: Obi Is A Simp Who Cry Like A Teenage Girl Dumped By Her Boyfriend - Omokri by plessis: 12:20pm On Apr 02, 2023
Is it that reno is not sensible enough to know that this tweets will be used against him at some important moment in his life in the nearest future?
Re: Obi Is A Simp Who Cry Like A Teenage Girl Dumped By Her Boyfriend - Omokri by ThatFairGuy1:
Obi is indeed a boy sad

See has everyone is tossing him around like a worthless coin
Re: Obi Is A Simp Who Cry Like A Teenage Girl Dumped By Her Boyfriend - Omokri by Ndimkpurummiri(op): 12:28pm On Apr 02, 2023
plessis:
Is it that reno is not sensible enough to know that this tweets will be used against him at some important moment in his life in the nearest future?
okay Daddy
Re: Obi Is A Simp Who Cry Like A Teenage Girl Dumped By Her Boyfriend - Omokri by yarimo(m): 12:32pm On Apr 02, 2023
plessis:
Is it that reno is not sensible enough to know that this tweets will be used against him at some important moment in his life in the nearest future?
Daddy try to speak with sense
Re: Obi Is A Simp Who Cry Like A Teenage Girl Dumped By Her Boyfriend - Omokri by YorubaNiBaba(m): 12:45pm On Apr 02, 2023
Yes daddy
Nah truth u talk daddy
Thank u daddy
Re: Obi Is A Simp Who Cry Like A Teenage Girl Dumped By Her Boyfriend - Omokri by YorubaNiBaba(m): 12:45pm On Apr 02, 2023
Putindbutt:
He will see bandits and start to cry. Yes Daddy
Re: Obi Is A Simp Who Cry Like A Teenage Girl Dumped By Her Boyfriend - Omokri by alade00: 1:06pm On Apr 02, 2023
Monogamy:
Reno only described his present situation.

Can Reno bet his scrotums for the authentication of the said audio leak tape?
Yes daddy
Re: Obi Is A Simp Who Cry Like A Teenage Girl Dumped By Her Boyfriend - Omokri by Goodmarlian: 1:21pm On Apr 02, 2023
Reno is neither here no there.
Re: Obi Is A Simp Who Cry Like A Teenage Girl Dumped By Her Boyfriend - Omokri by Nobody: 1:22pm On Apr 02, 2023
How can a whiny voice like that run Nigeria? grin he will cry!
Re: Obi Is A Simp Who Cry Like A Teenage Girl Dumped By Her Boyfriend - Omokri by Nobody: 1:24pm On Apr 02, 2023
ChEkWaSIyKe:
Even if I see Peter Obi kill somebody now, absolutely nothing will change my mind from being his supporter anytime, anyday.
Oh we know, this is why the sensible ones amongst us will always push back and never allow you myopic idiots to win anything in this world and next.
Re: Obi Is A Simp Who Cry Like A Teenage Girl Dumped By Her Boyfriend - Omokri by Betanaija42moro: 1:25pm On Apr 02, 2023
Mad people everywhere in this country

Fake audio. They didn't consider that PO was suppose to be in Agulu where he voted.
Re: Obi Is A Simp Who Cry Like A Teenage Girl Dumped By Her Boyfriend - Omokri by Monogamy: 1:26pm On Apr 02, 2023
alade00:
Yes daddy
Lol

Obi don get new name

grin
Re: Obi Is A Simp Who Cry Like A Teenage Girl Dumped By Her Boyfriend - Omokri by Okoroawusa: 1:34pm On Apr 02, 2023
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣....Reno wicked o!
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