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Does Tunde Stand A Chance? by N3TRAL(op): 2:02pm On Apr 28, 2023
After the demise of the Queen of England last year, Tunde sent a sweet message to a very pretty lady who he has a crush on.

His crush gave him an unusual reply.

A screenshot of the brief conversation is attached below 👇

Questions:

1(a) Is the lady's reply final?

1(b) If the lady's reply is not final, what can Tunde do to make the lady change her mind?

2. What's the line between rejection and playing hard to get?

Re: Does Tunde Stand A Chance? by N3TRAL(op):

Re: Does Tunde Stand A Chance? by Zonefree(m): 2:04pm On Apr 28, 2023
The girl is an alpha. She's two steps ahead of Tunde, the Yoruba demon cheesy grin


Format wey Tunde suppose use for white women na em e go dey waste for Nigerian girls wey their heart strong pass stone grin


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Re: Does Tunde Stand A Chance? by Nobody: 2:05pm On Apr 28, 2023
My kind of response 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Re: Does Tunde Stand A Chance? by Zonefree(m): 2:09pm On Apr 28, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
My kind of response 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You wey boys dey lash with indomie and egg undecided
Re: Does Tunde Stand A Chance? by Nobody: 2:11pm On Apr 28, 2023
Zonefree:
You wey boys dey lash with indomie and egg undecided
In your wildest dreams
Re: Does Tunde Stand A Chance? by N3TRAL(op):
Zonefree:
The girl is an alpha. She's two steps ahead of Tunde, the Yoruba demon cheesy grin


Format wey Tunde suppose use for white women na em e go dey waste for Nigerian girls wey their heart strong pass stone grin


The future - 1
Simps - 0
I think the girl is playing hard to get.

I also think she knows that Tunde is getting the coochie very soon.

Two indicators:

She actually replied Tunde's message.

She replied Tunde's message within 2 minutes.



A girl who is not interested wouldn't even reply Tunde's message.

Let's face it - Tunde stands a higher chance of fvcking her based on that reply than he would if her reply was just:
Thank you .

She thinks Tunde is fuckable.
Re: Does Tunde Stand A Chance? by Zonefree(m): 2:18pm On Apr 28, 2023
N3TRAL:
I think the girl is playing hard to get.

I think she knows that Tunde is getting the coochie very soon.

Two indicators:

She actually replied Tunde's message.

She replied Tunde's message within 2 minutes.



A girl who is not interested wouldn't even reply Tunde's message.

Let's face it - Tunde stands a higher chance of fvcking her based on that reply than he would if her reply was just:
Thank you .

She thinks Tunde is fuckable.
Tunde will have to change format if he's so much interested in the coochie. He should be blunt and make an irresistible offer than using some romantic lines which most Nigerian girls are not familiar with.

"Money for hand, back for ground." That's the language of our ladies down here.

Using the demise of Queen of England in trying to get the coochie of a Nigerian girl is a casted format.
Re: Does Tunde Stand A Chance? by N3TRAL(op): 2:27pm On Apr 28, 2023
Zonefree:
Tunde will have to change format if he's so much interested in the coochie. He should be blunt and make an irresistible offer than using some romantic lines which most Nigerian girls are not familiar with.

"Money for hand, back for ground." That's the language of our ladies down here.

Using the demise of Queen of England in trying to get the coochie of a Nigerian girl is a casted format.
Tunde skipped the friendzone!

That reply isn't designed to keep someone in the friendzone. Also, if she didn't like him, she'd ignore him.

It's well drafted to make him determined to fvck her at all cost.

The girl has her eyes on him, with or without money.
Re: Does Tunde Stand A Chance? by Zonefree(m): 2:40pm On Apr 28, 2023
N3TRAL:
Tunde skipped the friendzone!

That reply isn't designed to keep someone in the friendzone. Also, if she didn't like him, she'd ignore him.

It's well drafted to make him determined to fvck her at all cost.

The girl has her eyes on him, with or without money.
Tunde is a flirtatious broke and funny boy who believes Nigerian girls consume sweet rhymes for breakfast.

Girls like funny guys like Tunde cos they're handy but they don't usually get the coochie.
Re: Does Tunde Stand A Chance? by N3TRAL(op): 2:42pm On Apr 28, 2023
Zonefree:
Tunde is a flirtatious broke and funny boy who believes Nigerian girls consume sweet rhymes for breakfast.

Girls like funny guys like Tunde cos they're handy but they don't usually get the coochie.
You don't need money to get the finest girls in Nigeria laid.

Change your mindset.
Re: Does Tunde Stand A Chance? by Zonefree(m): 2:45pm On Apr 28, 2023
N3TRAL:
You don't need money to get the finest girls in Nigeria laid.

Change your mindset.
The girl was raw with Tunde..she said "Tunde you can't fvck me".

She's an olosho. No decent girl will be that raw.

You need money to lash olosho, not only in Nigeria.
Re: Does Tunde Stand A Chance? by N3TRAL(op):
Zonefree:
The girl was raw with Tunde..she said "Tunde you can't fvck me".

She's an olosho. No decent girl will be that raw.

You need money to lash olosho, not only in Nigeria.
There's always someone who bangs an olosho for free.

Don't you know that there are boys that some oloshos are feeding?
Re: Does Tunde Stand A Chance? by Zonefree(m):
N3TRAL:
There's always someone who bangs an olosho for free.

Don't you know that there a boys that some oloshos are feeding?
You're deviating. Olosho cannot tell a boy she's feeding "You can't fvck me".


You cannot just meet Olosho today and start banging her for free. It starts from transactional sex, commitments, emotions and all that. It's a process.

Guy, I see no reason you're arguing or debating about all these with me. This is my area of specialization with over 3 decades experience. Just calm down and learn abeg.
Re: Does Tunde Stand A Chance? by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:16pm On Apr 28, 2023
Tunde is trying petty yeye trick, while this pro is already driblling him like Mbappe on defenders.
Tunde, let it go!
Re: Does Tunde Stand A Chance? by MMempire(m): 5:30pm On Apr 28, 2023
That Tunde is not a Tunlapa or a Tunlamania, if not, he would have gotten the coochies.
Re: Does Tunde Stand A Chance? by skywalker240(m): 5:49pm On Apr 28, 2023
Tunde is a Simp, and a pvssy begger


He'll never stand a chance, not in this life nor the next
Re: Does Tunde Stand A Chance? by Nobody: 5:50pm On Apr 28, 2023
Zonefree:
You're deviating. Olosho cannot tell a boy he's feeding "You can't fvck me".


You cannot just meet Olosho today and start banging her for free . It starts from transactional sex, commitments, emotions and all that. It's a process.

Guy, I see no reason you're arguing or debating about all these with me. This is my area of specialization with over 3 decades experience. Just calm down and learn abeg.
Lol... Guy rest it happens 😅 even big runs girls dey go down for almost nothing if she digs ur style. Some might take a little famzing but the bold happens... U don't need money to get laid but u definitely need it if it's a relationship u want
Re: Does Tunde Stand A Chance? by Gadafii: 7:20pm On Apr 28, 2023
its a matter of time before tunde divide your punna, if he cant fucck you there was no need to tell him, all this na girls normal gra gra

forming hard to get, meanwhile i expect tunde to apply littlemore pressure if he desires to have his queen tongue tongue
Re: Does Tunde Stand A Chance? by Kobicove(m): 11:38am On Apr 29, 2023
The lady already knows Tunde's game plan grin
Re: Does Tunde Stand A Chance? by ItisWell22(f): 11:52am On Apr 29, 2023
Zonefree:
The future - 1
Simps - 0
🤣

Wetin be this? 😂
Re: Does Tunde Stand A Chance? by Streetmovement(m): 1:01pm On Apr 29, 2023
Wotoporiously cool speaking

I see tunde fucking this girl if he keeps persisting, naxo one been tell me say I no go fit Bleep am but today nkor..

Most girls wey dey open mouth talk this thing no dey fit stand on am till the end, speaking from experience.
Re: Does Tunde Stand A Chance? by Artemis444: 2:22pm On Apr 29, 2023
Tunde: Shot on target, saved and falls...
VAR! Possible penalty
Girl responds: ❗
VAR: second yellow card, red card for diving.
Re: Does Tunde Stand A Chance? by DevilsEqual(m): 12:53pm On May 26, 2023
Tunde's chances is slim but things are still a lil feasible
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