You only left your country for two years and already you feel like the king of Britain and you want security and protection, really??🤣🤣🤣

Were you a criminal when you left?

Tourist123:
I will be visiting Nigeria for the first time since Japaing 2 years ago, any security tips or economic tips I should know?

Tourist123:
I will be visiting Nigeria for the first time since Japaing 2 years ago, any security tips or economic tips I should know?

Just live your normal life. I am not sure anyone cares you are back, maybe that is my opinion.

Don't visit the yeast

Tourist123:
I will be visiting Nigeria for the first time since Japaing 2 years ago, any security tips or economic tips I should know?

Gerrout ...

Carry better money come back....
People back home need it more.

First of all, welcome in advance, Nigeria is very hot right now, everything is so expensive, same bad roads, infact same old same old.
Just expect any nonsense.

Make sure you fuvck some of our girls too sha

Ireportlive:
The heat that would welcome you while stepping of the plane

Lol

Airport staff would beg and beg

What if you've got no cash in Naira?

finallybusy:
Buy bread from that side come.

We still buy Agege bread here Nigeria bread makers full for abroad. One pound fifty per loaf.

emperor4love:
Dey were u dey ooh

why? Person no fit come back again?

Tourist123:
I will be visiting Nigeria for the first time since Japaing 2 years ago, any security tips or economic tips I should know?

Just 2 years?
What are you coming to do?
Have you fully achieved the goals that made you japa in the first place?
Is it the Lord that is guiding you back?
Just stay your away

Hope ure not returning from Benin, Togo, Ghana etc, no difference between those ones and Naija o.

emekajacobogbon:
How much have you made just after 2 years. If your coming back isn't very very very very very necessary, STAY BACK THERE

someone told you he wants to come back, you Dey ask am how much he made. Did he seek your advice for that? He might just be missing home and wants to come and you Dey ask am how much him make. Him ask you for money? I so much dislike this talk. Na so when I come back nigeria the last the previous time bfor last year, people Dey ask why I come because I only was away for two years. If I wan Dey come back every six months cus I miss home, e no concern anyone. Na my money. The next time I come, I no even tell dem asides my mama, I stayed a month and left:

ednut1:
This is funny. Nothing has changed in 2 years. Do the same things you did before japa

Lol... seriously, the way I laughed when I saw the thread. Dude be writing like he's a foreigner. You're coming back to your own home country after just a couple of years abroad, and you're asking for advice?

Advice for nairaland? U better don’t give yourself high bp or paranoia before you land

DrDunamis:

Just 2 years?
What are you coming to do?
Have you fully achieved the goals that made you japa in the first place?
Is it the Lord that is guiding you back?
Just stay your away

so someone can’t just miss home? It’s not like he is coming to stay permanently, two weeks or 1 months won’t stop him from achieving his goals. Na wa for una sef. Na so when I bin wan come person dey tell me d same rubbish. It’s just a freaking vacation, what does goals have to the with it.

2years.


Some neighbors never even know say u don japa.

Don't be afraid.

Tourist123:
I will be visiting Nigeria for the first time since Japaing 2 years ago, any security tips or economic tips I should know?

bro, do not mind these people saying it’s just two years, what are you coming to do. Missing home is a valid reason to want to come. Most of them talking never cross nigeria before. I was once like you when I wanted to visit in 2021. Bro if u wan Dey come every six months, if u get spare money for am, abeg Dey go. That few weeks wont stop you from achieving what you want. About nigeria, don’t mind this security issue, just be careful as a normal human. No too loud am say you Dey around. Even if you wan Dey post for social media do it when you don go back. Them no Dey write say u Dey abroad for head

akube34:
so someone can’t just miss home? It’s not like he is coming to stay permanently, two weeks or 1 months won’t stop him from achieving his goals. Na wa for una sef. Na so when I bin wan come person dey tell me d same rubbish. It’s just a freaking vacation, what does goals have to the with it.

Okay ooh, I sha also saw in this space too that someone came back and got mad, another came back and died just before leaving.
Not attempting to be negative at all but 2years doesn't seem like a long time

No be planet earth u dey abi u go moon?

We are not a nation of barbarians. Your question is condescending. So, you don't read news, you don't have people in Nigeria?

2 years out of Nigeria, you are already feeling like the next big thing after sliced bread. No be your fault, it's the UK promo that gives you chance, and policy change is about to be announced tomorrow by the UK home secretary.

Stop gloating

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Halla me if you enter area

Maybe I fit arrange out we go take meet for Benin city make we smoke enough weed together

and bang enough pus*y

its just two yeas bros nothing has changed you are not a newbie to the Nigerian life stop acting like a foreigner.

2 years too small. Come back after 15years before we take you serious

DrDunamis:

Okay ooh, I sha also saw in this space too that someone came back and got mad, another came back and died just before leaving.
Not attempting to be negative at all but 2years doesn't seem like a long time

I came back twice, I have only been abroad for four years. I never mad

Tourist123:
I will be visiting Nigeria for the first time since Japaing 2 years ago, any security tips or economic tips I should know?

what are you coming to do shebi you japered?

IyaTola:

Our immigration and police are very friendly to people with non-black skin.


Most Nigerians speak pidgin English very well i.e our own version of English language.

In no particular order;

You can't understand Nigerian religiousity even the Christian, Islamic or the traditional brands
Don't critise our politics
Don't critise our football
Don't critise our parties, the social type
Don't critise ANY tribe
Respect our world famous policemen
Respect our soldiers, Lastma, traffic policemen, neighbourhood watchmen, Red Cross members, Boys Scouts and even Girl's Guild. In short, anyone in a uniform
Respect yourself, very important
Remember to call the following OGA, secretaries, bureaucrats, gatemen
Respond to all greetings till the greeter is tired; example, good morning, how are you, how was your night, how is your day, etc
Enjoy Nigeria!

We just like respect too much.

MT:
We are not a nation of barbarians. Your question is condescending. So, you don't read news, you don't have people in Nigeria?

2 years out of Nigeria, you are already feeling like the next big thing after sliced bread. No be your fault, it's the UK promo that gives you chance, and policy change is about to be announced tomorrow by the UK home secretary.

Stop gloating

mumu!
Smh

Which kind thread be this? U dey announce make NL farm tools begin press enter ur inbox or what

Tourist123:
mumu!
Smh

Tourist, welcome in advance jare, abeg me need your help with 2k please, more blessings to you in JESUS NAME.