dapotemi:


Very correct sir..I was listening to Nig info on radio today and the anchor, Mr Sheriff was asking what the people needs from govt to cushion the effect of this subsidy removal..A woman called and said if govt can give her one big bag of rice, a big bag of beans and a bag of garri, she'll be very okay..At first, Sheriff was trying to convince her that she needs MORE but she was adamant..I was seriously laughing while driving to work...On a second thought and after a deeper reflection, she was right and the man that says she needed more was absolutely right, in their own way..Your write up seems to resonate with my thought! You see, our realities are diff, our NEEDS and WANTS will always be diff...While some decided to drive to solve generational prob, others drive to fulfill basic needs..Your reality is someone's dream and vice versa..I may decide to sit in an air condition office and do some brain tasking work to get 2k per day but I won't leave it and go and dig a borehole for 2,500 per day..One is good for me, the other might be good for you...You might be seeing the extra 500 naira and be thinking of all the prob you can solve with it, I might be looking at you as a lunatic, not because I cant dig a borehole but because I can't do it for less than 20k!Those who decided to park, survey and those who feels the future of the biz is not bright are not fools and those that think this is the time to catch out, well might be okay.
But one thing is not right, the insult, curse, using obscene language against people you don't know, whom you may never see, is absurd..Pls, let's end it, it drives normal people away from here, leaving only lunatic...Don't be the last man standing in a psychiatric ward!

CheerfulGiver:
Good morning

Conner44:


If you drive as you had driven yesterday for only 10 days out of 30 this month you would have comfortably grossed that same N500,000 kanuisagoat says his 2019 graduate banker earns today clean.

10 out of 30 when it's not even December season yet plis tbis fuel brouhaha this is what still baffles them here. They are still trying to come to grips with it and I don't really blame them for that.

Time will tell



My banker friend dey even ask me if I fit borrow her money to resign to enter UK she would be very happy. I for even ask her I thought she is a banker or what happened to taking loan from the bank to fund her masters abroad

Omoapena:






Nobody is saying you can't make 50k gross on this apps, my concern is, can you be sincere with how much fuel you used in getting this figures coz the way you're saying, it looks like it becomes more lucrative than before the fuel hike

ReadaDream:
Recently I like to ask, how many are you?.. Especially now that Right Rear shock needs replacement l.

CheerfulGiver:
I've not crossed V I today. Awon anywhere belle face

XGhost:
So this girl had something in her bag, police don see am. Na d matter Dem de settle since O. I no put mouth, but I won't leave her with them sha.

Larry1960:





Loz me beg her for me . Am way way Richer than the babe I go feed the babe generation
I go employ her sef . Babe wey dey beg me make I borrow her money to go Uk. Na so banks they promote their staff every year abi na him my friends from Access bank don resign go Canada. I know a Manager for first bank before him become Manager for first bank him do clock over 40years some bank managers no dey earn pass 1Million Month

Mumu boy ode say make I carry car enter road

Well I no fit because God has blessed me
You dey follow A Multimillionaire talk ooooo
I fit change your life for good
Infact Na fleet of cars I go buy give drivers
Oloriburuku somebody like you
Kanusiagoat I remembered one time you upload say na 2.1 second class upper you get and you dey work for "Multinational Company"
Ode shey Dem don sack you nii wey you come drive for Uber for sometime
Guy abeg no be everybody be your mate for nairaland
I repeat I go change your life
See one of my investment wey pay me 12.5Million yesterday

I know say nairaland go soon ban me but I no be your mate and no dey quote Multimillionaire like me
Impoverished human being like you broke ass Niqqur

XGhost:



12.45am we finally left, she paid them 70k. I'm glad I waited

pope191:


I feel you will obviously make something off all apps, it's just a matter of what works for you. The truth is you can't use mainland to compare island in this hustle.

XGhost:


I'd ended the trip shortly after the drama started, it was 2400. She paid 7k.
The policemen were trying to get me to leave, but I was not comfortable leaving her alone with them. 3 men at that time, if na station Dem carry her go I won't have waited but they made no attempt to do that. Especially with her occupation and how she was dressed, they could have funny ideas.
Raising the money to bail herself was another issue, that was what really prolonged the matter. After every,
As we were leaving, Ọlọpa say I try for her o, he's impressed, keep it up, that she should hold me tight o, that he's been on this beat for 5 years and I'm the first Uber driver that didn't abandon *Coughs, Cheerful, Cough* his rider. I say hold me where, I'm unavailable mbok.
I sha delivered her safely to Neil from Tinder.

XGhost:


I don't entirely agree, my car is a 5 cylinder 2.4l engine, most Camrys on duty are 4 cylinders. When riders ask me about fuel efficiency using a Volvo for the job, I point at the Camry.
I'm working on driving more efficiently, trying out things. Between Sunday and Yesterday my average per 100km has dropped from 14.8 on Sunday to 13.6 on Monday and 13.2 yesterday.
I noticed that idling while waiting for a rider to come out also hits those figures, that has to reduce, going forward.

fk001:


No dey shalaye, rich man no dey show himself, you always brag that you are rich that you can feed your friends, that you can feed your friends that are in the UK Canada bla bla blah.

We all know that you are just capping. Maybe I said maybe you get few million in your account and the thing dey shag you because you are a newbie in holding million and you think you are rich or you have made it. (Which I highly doubt you have the few million sef)

Even Cheerfulgiver might be richer than you on this thread. So you better calm down

Pearl1910:


Bia, why not try it too then come and either lie to us or tell us d truth. Aren't u d one doing HP with DJdamian? Abi u don pay finish??

@ d bolded...Believe it or not. But many more people are realising that as the days go by.

Larry1960:





Loz me beg her for me . Am way way Richer than the babe I go feed the babe generation
I go employ her sef . Babe wey dey beg me make I borrow her money to go Uk. Na so banks they promote their staff every year abi na him my friends from Access bank don resign go Canada. I know a Manager for first bank before him become Manager for first bank him do clock over 40years some bank managers no dey earn pass 1Million Month

Mumu boy ode say make I carry car enter road

Well I no fit because God has blessed me
You dey follow A Multimillionaire talk ooooo
I fit change your life for good
Infact Na fleet of cars I go buy give drivers
Oloriburuku somebody like you
Kanusiagoat I remembered one time you upload say na 2.1 second class upper you get and you dey work for "Multinational Company"
Ode shey Dem don sack you nii wey you come drive for Uber for sometime
Guy abeg no be everybody be your mate for nairaland
I repeat I go change your life
See one of my investment wey pay me 12.5Million yesterday

I know say nairaland go soon ban me but I no be your mate and no dey quote Multimillionaire like me
Impoverished human being like you broke ass Niqqur

Larry1960:


That oloriburuku say him get 2.1 come dey work for Multinational Company


But a certain time he was doing Uber
Liar Multinational Kee you there

Asiwi
Kanusiagoat abeg no dey ever quote me

Larry1960:



Baba I no dey cap

I can decide to buy 10 fleet of tokunbo cars @ 4Million . My investment (land investment) worth 40Million
I buy and sell lands bro I dey do Land banking
I no dey shalaye I classify myself as Rich since I don reach 40M threshold
Who talk say rich man no dey show himself
Baba who God don bless no man can curse

I was even referring to that Kanusiagoat wey talk say him be 2.1 dey work for Multinational but later drove on Uber . I thought the guy was boasting he's a 2.1 graduate working in a Multinational They tell me say make I go dey drive
As for a newbie in millions baba no be today person see million Sha but I was just a fortunate Multimillionaire I never imagined that I would be worth millions today.
Me dey try clear that guy say I no fit stoop so low to beg my friend for money. May God in heaven never allow me see poverty Amen

Him dey look down on Uber but he wants drove on uber

Conner44:


If you drive as you had driven yesterday for only 10 days out of 30 this month you would have comfortably grossed that same N500,000 kanuisagoat says his 2019 graduate banker earns today clean.

10 out of 30 when it's not even December season yet plis tbis fuel brouhaha this is what still baffles them here. They are still trying to come to grips with it and I don't really blame them for that.

Time will tell

obinoral1179:
with the way you are particular about driving time, are you on moove contract also what the implications of cancelling on Uber because my cancellation rate jis high


NB I just saw where you posted driving Volvo but what is it with the time of driving, is that part of Uber bonus condition?

Larry1960:



Baba I no dey cap

I can decide to buy 10 fleet of tokunbo cars @ 4Million . My investment (land investment) worth 40Million
I buy and sell lands bro I dey do Land banking
I no dey shalaye I classify myself as Rich since I don reach 40M threshold
Who talk say rich man no dey show himself
Baba who God don bless no man can curse

I was even referring to that Kanusiagoat wey talk say him be 2.1 dey work for Multinational but later drove on Uber . I thought the guy was boasting he's a 2.1 graduate working in a Multinational They tell me say make I go dey drive
As for a newbie in millions baba no be today person see million Sha but I was just a fortunate Multimillionaire I never imagined that I would be worth millions today.
Me dey try clear that guy say I no fit stoop so low to beg my friend for money. May God in heaven never allow me see poverty Amen

Him dey look down on Uber but he wants drove on uber

Itsrm:
Does anyone else think this is just word salad? How much fuel did you use to make 47k. Simple question

Pearl1910:


Muscle is a heavy car. So asides the engine capacity of your car, even if it's same with Muscle, Muscle will consume more fuel. It's like driving with 4 people and driving with just 2 people around town. More load means more power needed, more power equals more fuel.

kanuisagoat:


If you can't buy a motor, enter road and make the same 500k in 10 days, stop wasting my time.

Unlike yourself and the fool larry1960, I have actually driven before and know the struggles of a driver

obinoral1179:
seriously island is the king of this business.....

kanuisagoat:


I finished with a 2:1, still work for a multinational company. We are even recruiting. The mail was sent out this morning

Write I am sorry kanuisagoat on a piece of paper and post with your full picture make I give you the datails so you can apply..

Anuofia

kanuisagoat:


Your friend dey lie to you make you no ask am for money. I have said it before that a young graduate who got into First bank in 2019 makes more than 500k monthly. Go and verify. And before you tell me she does not work with first bank, banks pay around the sane amount across grades. The structure may be different but na roughly the same amount. Another thing for you to verify.

Audit companies dey pay graduate trainees between 250-300k no experience but your friend with masters and 10 year experience is collecting 350k. Tell her to her face that kanuisagoat said she is a terrible liar.

Making 1.5m gross a month is possible but you never buy motor enter road. Are you Conner44? Na so una go use mouth dey call money anyhow. Ask the man you quoted why he does not drive everyday to gross the 1.5m.

Conner44:


Someone just did it yesterday. A human being with one head on his shoulders just like you and me . Must I also buy a motor and drive one single day to make that same amount of money before you believe it can be done? Before you believe that you too can also do it just like CheerfulGiver?






Your struggles while driving were yours alone. Maybe the heat was too much for you so you quit. It happens to many people involvedin many businesses. Its the logical thing to do so far as you have something else to fall back to .

You should stop projecting your limitations on other hardworking drivers here. Allow them find means to be more productive on the job. If you can't encourage or motivate them then why not face your current business?

kanuisagoat:


I finished with a 2:1, still work for a multinational company. We are even recruiting. The mail was sent out this morning

Write I am sorry kanuisagoat on a piece of paper and post with your full picture make I give you the datails so you can apply..

Anuofia