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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Omoapena(m): 5:49pm On Jun 11, 2023
YeyeGbami:


Lmao 🤣. Uche rain dey fall no surge, which kain wahala be this bayi

As in ehn
Rain wey be automatic surge before...
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Omoapena(m): 5:52pm On Jun 11, 2023
YeyeGbami:
Fastest finger oya now.


Nah this kind trip cheerfulgiver dey like grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 5:57pm On Jun 11, 2023
ReadaDream:
Send her no make I drop one or two for her. Any rider that tries that rubbish with me thus time around go recieve curse everyday until I'm tired
grin grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 5:59pm On Jun 11, 2023
Larry1960:








Yes it's #12 naira
Fool said I sent a text message to chinko phone myself
It's not my fault you are poor
Or an impoverished asinine grin grin cool


Niqqur je choba ego
Olorun ma fun ey she
God wey don bless me go bless you too grin
Just wait for your own time it would come
Hahahahah grin
Oya find something else talk na
Shebi that cheque na fake cheque
You fit come ask keystone bank for Nnebisi road asaba whether the cheque na fake grin

Na me say make you poor and no get property investment
I sold some part of my plots of land
Come Asaba make I ball you. I no dey Lagos now grin
Make I change your life for good

You smart na him ordinary 164 percent increase wey primary 6 Sabi you no Sabi caculate

Idiot I know say your papa no fit afford to buy plot of land for Asaba grin

I don go do Fixed deposit for Access bank make I dey collect 5.4percent of my money till I get investment to invest am on

Next time tell your wretched father to leave some investment for you to secure the future
Like this now my future is secured grin grin


Idiot I fit show you receipts of my properties

Tell your Papa make him come buy one plot of land for liberty estate Asaba for #250Million naira grin grin

Or tell your wretched father make him come buy one plot of land for garden of Eden for over #150M or okpanam road for #150M cheesy


Bastard child grin child of hate and perdition ask your wretched father
If they can afford to buy a plot of land along Asaba ibuzor road by koka

A plot of land is #40Million naira there grin grin
That is why I said my future is secured grin

Go on YouTube and listen to yangalife on YouTube and he would tell you how much a plot of land 100*100ft along Asaba ibuzor road
or ask this popular builder on nairaland "SPYDER" how much land cost at Ibuzor road Koka asaba after the New fly over grin

Fool 5 years from now the Land would be worth #80Million land wey dey appreciate by 7Million naira Annually
Omo ase
Go and play somewhere else kid. You need serious help.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 6:16pm On Jun 11, 2023
This larry1960 guy surly needs help. That psychiatric hospital in Benin needs you, bro. From sleeping with prostitutes all over Lagos, even in public toilets to being a pedephile and gay. This guy is a complete societal nuisance.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 6:25pm On Jun 11, 2023
Larry1960 grin grin aka 16iinchdick man

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 6:27pm On Jun 11, 2023
Larry1960:

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Poor thing go and ask your wretched father if he can afford to buy a plot of land by the New koka flyover Asaba ibuzor road then we can have a discussion grin

If I wan go US/UK/Canada I don't need to go borrow money grin
Everywhere goose Fixed Asset dey
Here is where I have my Morning breakfast
Kilimanjaro Nnebisi road Asaba cheesy

Oloriburuku somebody poverty Kee ya generation grin

Here we go again grin
D little change u got from ur 1st trip u went 2 buy jollof rice & skinny chicken, no sides (like plaintain, moimoi or salads Just to proof a point.

No vex u are a millionaire eating large grin
B4 u will go & borrow land papers to show.
All of us on this thread agree u are rich and apologies grin for disrespecting u

U get 12miliion cash and still moving Lagos up n dan, I mean I mean emmm pls let peace reign zukwanike

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 6:27pm On Jun 11, 2023
It's your full names and pictures I will post next. This Ogwashi polytechnic graduate claiming uniben Anuofia Larry1960

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 6:31pm On Jun 11, 2023
BAZ001:


Here we go again grin
D little change u got from ur 1st trip u went 2 buy jollof rice & skinny chicken, no sides (like plaintain, moimoi or salads Just to proof a point.

No vex u are a millionaire eating large grin
B4 u will go & borrow land papers to show.
All of us on this thread agree u are rich and apologies grin for disrespecting u

U get 12miliion cash and still moving Lagos up n dan, I mean I mean emmm

grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 6:34pm On Jun 11, 2023
TheModerator:
It's your full names and pictures I will post next. This Ogwashi polytechnic graduate claiming uniben Anuofia Larry1960



Your papa ogwashi polytechnic graduate ; grin

Mumu think say I be oluwole graduate like you
Fool thinks I would use my real identity on Nairaland cos your father was a failure doesn't mean I would be a failure like him grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 6:35pm On Jun 11, 2023
BAZ001:


Here we go again grin
D little change u got from ur 1st trip u went 2 buy jollof rice & skinny chicken, no sides (like plaintain, moimoi or salads Just to proof a point.

No vex u are a millionaire eating large grin
B4 u will go & borrow land papers to show.
All of us on this thread agree u are rich and apologies grin for disrespecting u

U get 12miliion cash and still moving Lagos up n dan, I mean I mean emmm



Hahahahah mumu fool check all my posts on
nairaland and check where did I ever state I was a Uber driver grin

Mumu said I borrowed land papers fool if you want to see all my deeds of Assignment I can show you fool

E first talk say I send text message to my phone why you nor talk say the cheque Dem use pay me na dud cheque
Didir bring out any of my Post of me being a Uber driver grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by XGhost: 6:49pm On Jun 11, 2023
konkoabove:

Maybe you should look at it this way, Uber is a special form of transport service that ensures the comfort and safety of riders. That special service is not for everyone. Just like flight, it is meant for those who can afford it. You want quality, you pay for it. When Uber started in Nigeria, the price was extremely high and Nigerians still used it. It was taxify/bolt that spoiled the business by introducing ridiculous prices, because they wanted to break into the market. Something they themselves are paying for with indrive and rida further slashing the price. Trust me, if all these app companies are providing vehicles and maintenance, they will be charging more than what the union is demanding and Nigerians will still patronize them.
Airlines increased flight from 35,000 to 75,000, did it stop Nigerians from flying?
If moove is managing Dru's fleet of cars, the conditions given to drivers would be softer compared to them managing their own vehicle.

Best wishes
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 7:31pm On Jun 11, 2023
Larry1960:




Your papa ogwashi polytechnic graduate ; grin

Mumu think say I be oluwole graduate like you
Fool thinks I would use my real identity on Nairaland cos your father was a failure doesn't mean I would be a failure like him grin
So, how many prostitutes have you slept with today? You go as far as losting for 14year olds.

It's safe to conclude that you don't represent any school al-ma ma-ter. You're a complete disgrace to even your own family.

You'd be very foolish to assume that I got your details from nairaland. That your quest for visa, you may soon kiss goodbye to it. Bush man raised out of poverty.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 7:45pm On Jun 11, 2023
Larry1960:



Hahahahah mumu fool check all my posts on
nairaland and check where did I ever state I was a Uber driver grin

Mumu said I borrowed land papers fool if you want to see all my deeds of Assignment I can show you fool

E first talk say I send text message to my phone why you nor talk say the cheque Dem use pay me na dud cheque
Didir bring out any of my Post of me being a Uber driver grin

With all the info up there
I’m truly sorry…
Go ahead and enjoy ur olosho 15k for 3 rounds & mouth action.

No dey stress us for here


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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 7:50pm On Jun 11, 2023
grin[quote author=TheModerator post=123729593]
So, how many prostitutes have you slept with today? You go as far as losting for 14year olds.

It's safe to conclude that you don't represent any school al-ma ma-ter. You're a complete disgrace to even your own family.

You'd be very foolish to assume that I got your details from nairaland. That your quest for visa, you may soon kiss goodbye to it. Bush man raised out of poverty.[/quote

grin

]mumu say kiss goodbye to my quest for visa
Yes I Bleep bitches I Bleep clean expensive bitches. You can see that one I bleeped at festac hotel
I Bleep bitches from Coded runs and Instamessage grin
It's my money and who are you to tell me how to spend my money or who to Bleep grin

This fool says he got my details fool oya post my details grin
Am not even on Facebook so how dis idiot wanna get my details still surprises me

Come to asaba make I lodge and give you one babe to Bleep then I go flex you grin
Cos I know you don't have money je choba ego
This oluwole secondary school dropout wey know Sabi common percentage increase grin
Stark illiterate
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 8:30pm On Jun 11, 2023
Larry1960:
grin
Any sensible person out there can easily tell who the illiterate is, between you and me. Just look at how a self acclaimed educatied man writes and carries himself. You're almost 40 but still very foolish


So sorry I can't be in the same room with you kid, I'm not gay. You're an extremely weird creature, a low life and not worth it. These words aren't to hurt you, just describing you as you truly are.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 8:43pm On Jun 11, 2023
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 8:45pm On Jun 11, 2023
Deypray:
Thanks.

On best app, I like bolt too( the fact that I only get orders within a set range is bae, and no competition for a trip), but the day I used indrive. Order wan kill me.( Competition and the idea of riders still taking advantage of drivers in this period is discouraging.)

What do you suggest about this muscle drinking fuel anyhow pls?




1. AC Compromise will u save you more fuel, early morning trips and evening trips, weather is cool. Most riders wouldn't mind to do without the AC, if you can make them understand the situation of things on ground.

2. Buy petrol from reliable and trusted filling stations: Most filling stations petrol dey quick finish. They dispense fuel and air to make your tank look full. Little driving around fuel gauge don turn yellow. You have to observe the ones their fuel last longer and make them your favourite filling stations.

3. Make sure your tyres are properly gauge,


4. Over speeding dey make fuel finish on time. Your speedometer should be at 80 to 100 at most on 3rd mainland. On normal high way like ikorodu road and so on 40 to 60


5. Check your catalyst if still in good condition


6.. Routinely service your fuel injector and car engine. I do mine every end of the month cos it is for commercial purpose. I don't use kilometre driven to service car.

7. Aggressive driving too dey drink fuel






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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Deypray: 9:11pm On Jun 11, 2023
Wow. U just confirmed my suspicion about rainoil at ojodu Berger. You hadly see queues in that station because they are a big fraud. I appreciate your response.

GeneralZodd:



1. AC Compromise will u save you more fuel, early morning trips and evening trips, weather is cool. Most riders wouldn't mind to do without the AC, if you can make them understand the situation of things on ground.

2. Buy petrol from reliable and trusted filling stations: Most filling stations petrol dey quick finish. They dispense fuel and air to make your tank look full. Little driving around fuel gauge don turn yellow. You have to observe the ones their fuel last longer and make them your favourite filling stations.

3. Make sure your tyres are properly gauge,


4. Over speeding dey make fuel finish on time. Your speedometer should be at 80 to 100 at most on 3rd mainland. On normal high way like ikorodu road and so on 40 to 60


5. Check your catalyst if still in good condition


6.. Routinely service your fuel injector and car engine. I do mine every end of the month cos it is for commercial purpose. I don't use kilometre driven to service car.

7. Aggressive driving too dey drink fuel






Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nezzjnr: 9:58pm On Jun 11, 2023
Who snaps Chicken Republic 950 meal to prove a point cheesy cheesy

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Eyinola1: 10:50pm On Jun 11, 2023
Omoapena:


I feel your pain bro, this happened to me one time like that, she ordered 2 rides and we both got there at the same time and we both put our hazard light on, that moment I saw another car, I knew we were for same rider, she came down and entered the other guy car, I started calling her but she didn't pick, I just dropped a message that "she may think she have sense by ordering 2 rides and waiting for who gets to her 1st but that's just a very senseless thing to do"

Na so she dey call me o, I just block her straight and move on...
the last time it happened to me i told the other driver that we will both cancel once she comes out and that what exactly what we did. Another one happened i got thr first and we were already moving abt 50m before the other driver called and she told d guy she already took another ride i just shake my head ask her why will she be ordering 2 rides at d same time, to cut story short shaaa, I made her reason with me how we always feel when such happens and she sent 1K card to the guy

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 11:20pm On Jun 11, 2023
Deypray:
Wow. U just confirmed my suspicion about rainoil at ojodu Berger. You hadly see queues in that station because they are a big fraud. I appreciate your response.


Rain wetin? Along that road there's only 2 filling station.

1. Bovas
2. Oando (NNPC)

If you badly need fuel, try the NNPC opposite Oando, but the first pump close to GTb. Else, don't bother buying fuel anywhere along that road.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Snrman1: 11:21pm On Jun 11, 2023
TheModerator:
This larry1960 guy surly needs help. That psychiatric hospital in Benin needs you, bro. From sleeping with prostitutes all over Lagos, even in public toilets to being a pedephile and gay. This guy is a complete societal nuisance.
mere reading his reply i knew what thread he was active it cus small confrontation na i go get money , generation this that...

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Snrman1: 11:22pm On Jun 11, 2023
Abuja drivers we still day on strike?? Make e no b like say i b lazy driver
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 3:18am On Jun 12, 2023
dav1002:

Na Keke you dey take carry client go show motor
Chairman no be so oh
Guess your billing go reduce from 150k to 20k

Yes ooh it's fast and prompt especially now that subsidy has been removed, most client want free services.

My services is no longer for low budget clients that wants a brand new Mercedes for 650k

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 3:19am On Jun 12, 2023
morax101:
How u na deh my people? where dem Cheerfulgiver, Bazoo, Pearl, pope, Felicity001 and dem other Ogas in the house? I just say make I holla at you all. Be safe out there guys.

Chief long time

Good to hear from you

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 3:20am On Jun 12, 2023
GeneralZodd:


Kpele ! Baba Olowo grin

Who talk that thing?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Deypray: 4:15am On Jun 12, 2023
No, ojodu Berger( Ogunnusi road) na even 3 nnpc they the road( only one functions fully), bovas dey while this rainoil is OPP Berger bus stop.

Bought 11k fuel...didn't even move 1km and I saw before my eyes how the fuel dropped like I've taken a 10km journey. I shouted.

I'll take the car to my mech to check again... cause I've not seen that before.

pope191:


Rain wetin? Along that road there's only 2 filling station.

1. Bovas
2. Oando (NNPC)

If you badly need fuel, try the NNPC opposite Oando, but the first pump close to GTb. Else, don't bother buying fuel anywhere along that road.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 5:47am On Jun 12, 2023
ReadaDream:
Gentlelife50 Abeg wetin they cause this traffic for Sangotedo since yesterday?...

Na Monday I comot house last so I don't know if the road is now that bad since it rained almost throughout the week.
Bad spot, potholes Bro, the thing tire me too.
Something that's not even up to a kilometer, I tire for this type of country.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 6:01am On Jun 12, 2023
Snrman1:
Abuja drivers we still day on strike?? Make e no b like say i b lazy driver
Strike ended on Friday sir. You no dey any WhatsApp group?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Glithronix: 6:14am On Jun 12, 2023
konkoabove:

grin grin
"I stay in Lekki" gangs
Phase 2 was messed up yesterday with water. One guy requested and later called me that I am not moving. How? I should drive inside water? All the available route that I know to the pick up, through map and asking people all still led me to water on top of 1500-2000 ride like this. He con tell me if I know Igbo efon. Igbo efon ko Igbo igala ni. Oga cancel jor, you dey the comfort of your house dey direct nonsense.
You don burst my belle. grin grin grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 6:45am On Jun 12, 2023
@pearl and others Corolla gurus...

I've 2 units of 2007 Toyota Corolla
1 is a registered bank type and the other is the regular body(Tokunbo) and both of them 2007 Onbelt yet they both have a 2003/014 engine. .. i.e it has a manual throttle system... I don't know if you understand what I'm saying @ Blacknishop

Have any of you come across this? It's my first experience... A 2007 Corolla with 03/04 engine? Like how now Was there an engine swap?

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