₦airaland Forum

SCENE 1:

A pregnant lady wakes up at 3am and suddenly demands crocodile liver pepper-soup, fried cat laps and Mango juice. Screaming, shouting ad weeping. IF she doesn't eat those, she wou|d die and the foetus will die too..
Not with her money, but that of the husband.
The husband on the other hand, gets frvstrated but satisfies her cravings anyway.

Feminist : Awwn! such a real man. during my time eehn, I disturb my husband tire.

Nkechi, a sing|e mother of 43 : Queens, marry someone who loves you ooo. And who knows the value of a woman.

Random man : Hahahaha. women wahala too much but we love them like that.

SCENE 2 :

A Nigerian man comes back home from work at 7:30pm.
Tells his wife to prepare pounded yam and Egusi for him.

Feminists : Nigerian meπ and misogyπy na 5&6. Stop oppressing the poor womaπ.

33+ single mother : Cooking is not a gender role. doesn't he have hands?

18 year old future agbomma : I will never allow my future husband to contro| me like this.

Solomon the simp : Some men are not trying. What is hard in going to the kitchen. I've been cooking throughout my 17 years of marriage. I cook for my wife and her baby daddy.. we're all happy.

Umu mpki 🤡

© Chi Nemerem

It's too early for vawulence😂😂😂

Damnnn niggar

I have no problem with rest people

But you see that Solomon the simp

What a sweet message to the simps, i am alway saying it their is no woman that will manipulate me because of her pregnancy, i have two kids if you think i am single.

talented321:
What a sweet message to the simps, i am alway saying it their is no woman that will manipulate me because of her pregnancy, i have two kids if you think i am single.

I was just telling my wife 2 days ago that, how come all these 'I want crocodile liver pepper soup by 2am' never happens when single girls are pregnant in their father's house? Why is it always the married ones who trouble their husbands with awkward requests and impossible cravings?

I heard that one went to her neighbour's house plate-in-hand to beg for fish stew in the middle of the night because the aroma won't let her sleep. Abeg pack well and go deal with your indiscipline (and lack of self control) joor.

#PregnancyNoBeCraze

We have too many weak men,

ShenTeh:
I was just telling my wife 2 days ago that, how come all these 'I want crocodile liver pepper soup by 2am' never happens when single girls are pregnant in their father's house? Why is it always the married ones who trouble their husbands with awkward requests and impossible cravings?

I heard that one went to her neighbour's house plate-in-hand to beg for fish stew in the middle of the night because the aroma won't let her sleep. Abeg pack well and go deal with your indiscipline (and lack of self control) joor.

#PregnancyNoBeCraze

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