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Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by kyber(op): 8:28am On Jun 30, 2023
frankyychiji:
LoL 😝
Thank you for the two folktales you hinted on because it's given me a clue of another BS bedtime stories to tell my very curious 7yr old.
I just need to be imaginative and expand the story using your clue.
Lolz
You welcome
Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by kyber(op): 8:31am On Jun 30, 2023
Sandralight:
I read a similar group of stories then, I dont know whether it's this one or something else, I remember one of the stories, it goes like this

So there was this group of friends that always hang out, so one day one of the friend let's say his name is David told them that, he can sleep without heat or blanket during the cold season, that is body is very strong to withstand the cold and he can leave his windows open and sleep without any source of heat, his friends laugh and said it was impossible for him to do that and he will catch a cold or freeze to death, so they decided to do a wager, if David can sleep without any source of heat throughout the night, they will give him a prize but if he can't do it, he will have to prepare a feast for all of them.

So the day was planned and David really slept the night, opening the windows and without any source of heat, his friends came very early in the morning to see whether he really did it, David showed them everything and told him his body is really strong and he can survive the cold but one of his friends saw a candle burning and they ask David about it, David said he used the candle to see and his friends latch on that, that a candle is a source of heat and that candle kept david warm through out the night, so David failed the challenge and he have to prepare a feast for them.

On the day of the feast, all his friends came early and David told him the food will be ready soon, they waited for hours and hours and David kept reassuring them that the food will soon be ready, after waiting for so long they all went to the kitchen to see the food that was taking too long and to their surprise they saw that the food was been prepared by a single candle and there was no way the food was going to be done, David came after them and told them that
If you believe a single candle can warm me throughout the very cold night then they must believe a single candle can prepare their meal lol
That’s nonsense what david did

A single candle can definitely warm you up during the cold night ….

That folk tale is not valid enough
Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by kyber(op): 8:32am On Jun 30, 2023
OriOko88:
One of the most Ludicrous fantasies I really believed when growing up in d 90s is the belief that if u put sea water and lagoon water in d same bottle,the bottle will break and d water will separate grin. d news went so viral that almost everyone believed it then angry
What causes the bottle to break?
Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by kyber(op): 8:33am On Jun 30, 2023
SyrusdeHansome:
Some of u are always quick to talk or write abt marriage as if it's a bed of roses. Wait till u enter into it then u will knw what it means 2b hooked with one person 4 life. U think marriage is like what u always watch in noliwood nd holiwood movies.
Marriage is a good thing oga
Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by kyber(op): 8:33am On Jun 30, 2023
Westerhoffe:
Dance Palm Tree.
cool
Tell us the story
Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by kyber(op): 8:34am On Jun 30, 2023
RaySimran:
lolgrin

The most catchy story I enjoyed then was the one he (tortoise) reach an agreement with birds to follow them to a sky meeting, the all borrowed him a stand from their feathers so he could fly.

At the venue he tricked the birds to observe praying session before devouring the delicious delicacies on the table, the birds all obliged and choose a fellow to lead while having their eyes closed, he toke advantage of the great moment, eating everything eatable on the table.

The birds were freak out after discovering that he played them, they all retrieved their feathers angrily from him, he become nervous while thinking of how he'll get back on earth.

Fortunately, a friend was willing to give him a listening ear, 'tell my wife to put all the soft items in the house outside so when i fall back to earth I won't be injured' he said, the bird agreed, he was relaxed and his happiness returned, but the message was delivered in the contrary.

He fell on rock n stones. reasons for his shattered shell today. grincheesy
One of the best selling tortoise folk tale of how he broke his shell

There were other stories about how he broke it too though ….
Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by kyber(op): 8:35am On Jun 30, 2023
Belteshazzar1:
Chai i remember the story back then in primary school...

Wow i don dey old oo
Abi na
Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by kyber(op): 8:52am On Jun 30, 2023
faceLAGOS:
Must everyone be married?

Abi wèrè leleyi ni?
😂😂😂
Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by kyber(op): 8:52am On Jun 30, 2023
wisdomkid:
oh Sh!t!!! Why did I open this thread abeg?
Wetinappen ?
Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by kyber(op): 8:53am On Jun 30, 2023
Mayflowa:
The west did both. They are very good with story telling, acting and science as well.
Tell that Man abeg
Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by SyrusdeHansome(m): 10:30am On Jun 30, 2023
kyber:
Marriage is a good thing oga
Then why r u not yet married?
Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by kyber(op): 11:16am On Jun 30, 2023
SyrusdeHansome:
Then why r u not yet married?
Who told you I’m not married ?
Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by Goodman2023: 11:19am On Jun 30, 2023
kyber:
This book brings back a lot of memories.
folk tales stories that we believe to be real when we were kids only to grow and realize there weren’t.

These stories were so soothing to us as kids and widened our imagination.

But We were lied to in our childhood.

But you see this Gen Z kids, they ain’t experiencing that now with TikTok and other social media taking over.
Lolz they are even wiser cause they won’t even believe any animal story we tell them, They would rather google it.

I remember at night when my pops would sit me down after eating Eba and banga soup and tell me story about the cat that got a bell tied to his neck to alert the rats of his arrival so they could run away just in time before his arrival .

Or is it the tortoise that kept eating yams he didn’t work for ? Then he got caught and thrown into hot fire only for him to laugh saying the fire couldn’t hurt him. Then they threw him into the sea and off he went, escaped,what a cunning animal lol

Share your experience and the folktale story you were told as a kid.
Who marriage help
Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by SyrusdeHansome(m): 3:21pm On Jun 30, 2023
kyber:
Who told you I’m not married ?
No married man wud be posting most of the things u post every day
Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by CJStarz: 4:02pm On Jun 30, 2023
Nope! JSS1. INTENSIVE ENGLISH READER.


RoadMozart:
I read this book in primary school then.

Gone are the good old days
Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by CJStarz: 4:07pm On Jun 30, 2023
INTENSIVE ENGLISH FOR JSSI. The tortoise would hide under the palm tree and walks to the market,the sight of which would frighten the traders as they would flee in horri,only for the tortoise to come out of hiding to steal their wares. This continued until he was caught.
Those goooood old days
Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by BabangidaHamza(m): 4:26pm On Jun 30, 2023
Extensive English Book 2 (JSS 2). The Tortoise and the wise man
Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by IntelligentGoat: 4:27pm On Jun 30, 2023
grin
Go n get married
You don dey enter 40 -50
Children na blessings and achievements from God.
Ihateheadslamer:
Marriage is it an achievement huh
Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by Anny69: 4:29pm On Jun 30, 2023
Westerhoffe:
Dance Palm Tree.
cool
Grandpa. grin
Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by Anny69: 4:30pm On Jun 30, 2023
faceLAGOS:
Must everyone be married?

Abi wèrè leleyi ni?
grin grin Calm down.
Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by Trustmea: 5:42pm On Jun 30, 2023
Ihateheadslamer:
Your English is totally out of town
grin grin grin
Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by Foodqueen(f): 6:23pm On Jun 30, 2023
Every stories we read while growing up was about the tortoise.

There is even an adage in my place that says" ewi ne fo va gha".( My mom favorite line).

Meaning..... Tortoise's name is always in every tale.

She always says that, maybe when everyone is reporting a particular person too much.
Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 6:24pm On Jun 30, 2023
Anny69:
Grandpa. grin
cheesy cheesy cheesy
grin grin grin

I know you will track me reach here!

I'm not a grandpa o!
Abeg o!!
Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 6:29pm On Jun 30, 2023
kyber:
Tell us the story
cheesy

So that somebody can call me an Ancestor?
Mba.
I no dey do.
grin
Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by potbelly(m): 6:45pm On Jun 30, 2023
You have a good memory sir...
RaySimran:
lolgrin

The most catchy story I enjoyed then was the one he (tortoise) reach an agreement with birds to follow them to a sky meeting, the all borrowed him a stand from their feathers so he could fly.

At the venue he tricked the birds to observe praying session before devouring the delicious delicacies on the table, the birds all obliged and choose a fellow to lead while having their eyes closed, he toke advantage of the great moment, eating everything eatable on the table.

The birds were freak out after discovering that he played them, they all retrieved their feathers angrily from him, he become nervous while thinking of how he'll get back on earth.

Fortunately, a friend was willing to give him a listening ear, 'tell my wife to put all the soft items in the house outside so when i fall back to earth I won't be injured' he said, the bird agreed, he was relaxed and his happiness returned, but the message was delivered in the contrary.

He fell on rock n stones. reasons for his shattered shell today. grincheesy
Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by kunchi(m): 7:01pm On Jun 30, 2023
I know this book but am not married
Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by Anny69: 7:56pm On Jun 30, 2023
Westerhoffe:
cheesy cheesy cheesy
grin grin grin

I know you will track me reach here!

I'm not a grandpa o!
Abeg o!!
grin hehehehe.
Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by SuccessfulRichi: 8:38pm On Jun 30, 2023
TemplarLandry:
cool
You people with marriage talk. No worry hunger go reset everybody's Brain soon
Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by Kingsasian(m): 9:09pm On Jun 30, 2023
LuckyKeys1:
The dancing palm tree... Macmillan English JSS 1
so on point
Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 12:55am On Jul 01, 2023
Anny69:
grin hehehehe.
smiley
Yea…
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