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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Nobleou(m): 3:51pm On Jul 07, 2023
Candidlady:
sad
Lemme help your ministry pushing it to utopia
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by maestro299:
turmacs:
18-20 - Lord deliver me from sapa
21-23 - Bachelor
24-26 - Lieutenant Bachelor
27-29 - Brigadier Bachelor
30-32 - Bachelor General
33-35 - Bachelor Marshall
36-38 - Commander in Chief of the Bachelor Forces 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
39-41 - Lord deliver me from eternal confusion
Bachelor General with pride grin grin grin
I be the male version of klass99 on the other thread. Women don disturb me tire, "When will you marry?"
"Are you afraid of commitment?"
"Don't you love your babe?"
"Hope the problem isn't finance?"
"If you got married on time, your first child would have been around 12 years now?" (like say na only when you marry your scrotal sack go unlock for you to give woman belle 🤣🤣...)
"You know you cannot be a player forever, right?" ( IMHO, some of my married friends cheat exponentially more than any single guy I know)
The thing don tire me sef. Like say one award dey for people wey marry 🤔🤔
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by nurey(m): 3:52pm On Jul 07, 2023
M
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by annayawchee: 3:52pm On Jul 07, 2023
turmacs:
18-20 - Lord deliver me from sapa
21-23 - Bachelor
24-26 - Lieutenant Bachelor
27-29 - Brigadier Bachelor
30-32 - Bachelor General
33-35 - Bachelor Marshall
36-38 - Commander in Chief of the Bachelor Forces 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
39-41 - Lord deliver me from eternal confusion
brigadier bachelor
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by karkinase(m): 3:53pm On Jul 07, 2023
Omo I Dey Bachelor General grin. GOD abeg oo , don’t wanna be a Bachelor marshal
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by KingOfTheDamned: 3:54pm On Jul 07, 2023
Edipet:
You did not include evening newspaper
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by fyneeagle99: 3:55pm On Jul 07, 2023
turmacs:
18-20 - Lord deliver me from sapa
21-23 - Bachelor
24-26 - Lieutenant Bachelor
27-29 - Brigadier Bachelor
30-32 - Bachelor General
33-35 - Bachelor Marshall
36-38 - Commander in Chief of the Bachelor Forces 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
39-41 - Lord deliver me from eternal confusion
I married in my first year as “Commander in Chief of the Bachelor Forces.
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by cassyrooy(m): 3:56pm On Jul 07, 2023
turmacs:
18-20 - Lord deliver me from sapa
21-23 - Bachelor
24-26 - Lieutenant Bachelor
27-29 - Brigadier Bachelor
30-32 - Bachelor General
33-35 - Bachelor Marshall
36-38 - Commander in Chief of the Bachelor Forces 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
39-41 - Lord deliver me from eternal confusion
I'm a Bachelor still, but I lost my birth certificate, so I don't know when I was born exactly.
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by repent4christ: 3:59pm On Jul 07, 2023
Oya Ladies list
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Pacesetter123(m): 4:00pm On Jul 07, 2023
turmacs:
18-20 - Lord deliver me from sapa
21-23 - Bachelor
24-26 - Lieutenant Bachelor
27-29 - Brigadier Bachelor
30-32 - Bachelor General
33-35 - Bachelor Marshall
36-38 - Commander in Chief of the Bachelor Forces 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
39-41 - Lord deliver me from eternal confusion
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You no well aswerr!!
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Melkizedeck: 4:02pm On Jul 07, 2023
Newly promoted to commander-in-chief
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by zedegit: 4:03pm On Jul 07, 2023
[quote author=turmacs post=124265394][/quote]You must be jobless. Better go and find something useful to do with your life. Atleast a man of 60 years can still find someone to marry but it's difficult for a 60 years old woman to marry.

Anyway there are more important things in life.
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by GingerbreadMen(m): 4:03pm On Jul 07, 2023
turmacs:
18-20 - Lord deliver me from sapa
21-23 - Bachelor
24-26 - Lieutenant Bachelor
27-29 - Brigadier Bachelor
30-32 - Bachelor General
33-35 - Bachelor Marshall
36-38 - Commander in Chief of the Bachelor Forces 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
39-41 - Lord deliver me from eternal confusion
Lieutenant Bachelor reporting for duty ma🙋🏾‍♂️👨🏿‍✈️
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Allmiron: 4:04pm On Jul 07, 2023
turmacs:
18-20 - Lord deliver me from sapa
21-23 - Bachelor
24-26 - Lieutenant Bachelor
27-29 - Brigadier Bachelor
30-32 - Bachelor General
33-35 - Bachelor Marshall
36-38 - Commander in Chief of the Bachelor Forces 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
39-41 - Lord deliver me from eternal confusion
Bachelor Marshall that will change next year tho. It's time to be responsible.
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Pacesetter123(m): 4:10pm On Jul 07, 2023
nedekid:
Why? Is it that those below that age are not old enough to marry or it is unusual in naija.
Which work those ones get to marry?
People wey majority of dem still dey kip plate for dia Mmama to dish food give dem na dem go marry?
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Blueelf: 4:12pm On Jul 07, 2023
Just another topic from a hookup girl
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Sirchiboy: 4:12pm On Jul 07, 2023
Bachelor general
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Blueelf: 4:12pm On Jul 07, 2023
Postinor:
Am sure this post was made by an evening newspaper who has been rejected by all the men around her
She is into hookup
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by MrRemedyAlagbo(m): 4:13pm On Jul 07, 2023
😂
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by pendragonbladgo(m): 4:15pm On Jul 07, 2023
BM
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by drimzsmoke(m): 4:23pm On Jul 07, 2023
turmacs:
18-20 - Lord deliver me from sapa
21-23 - Bachelor
24-26 - Lieutenant Bachelor
27-29 - Brigadier Bachelor
30-32 - Bachelor General
33-35 - Bachelor Marshall
36-38 - Commander in Chief of the Bachelor Forces 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
39-41 - Lord deliver me from eternal confusion
Bachelor Marshall....God time is the best sad sad sad sad sad sad sad

Please is that your nipple on your DP or it's just the brahuh
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by hansomb: 4:25pm On Jul 07, 2023
I belong to God time is the best group. Honestly marriage is another type of depression agent like unemployment, poverty, illiteracy etc. Pressure from mate , family, society even yourself etc. But I strongly believe God time is the best,but one must work towards it.
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Nobody:
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Georgejeez: 4:30pm On Jul 07, 2023
Commander in chief of the Bachelor forces got me Rotf grin grin grin.

It
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Chetas81(m): 4:31pm On Jul 07, 2023
faebenezer5star:
go and marry 😏
they don't belong to breeder's Republic, Nigerian love to breed but they I'll run away from their responsibility see, single parents every corner of Nigeria 😜✍️
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Georgejeez: 4:32pm On Jul 07, 2023
nedekid:
Why? Is it that those below that age are not old enough to marry or it is unusual in naija.
Their skull never strong reach to carry Marriage load in this 9ja setting unless belle push them enter quickly
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Nobody: 4:35pm On Jul 07, 2023
Lols
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by drimzsmoke(m): 4:37pm On Jul 07, 2023
hansomb:
I belong to God time is the best group. Honestly marriage is another type of depression agent like unemployment, poverty, illiteracy etc. Pressure from mate , family, society even yourself etc. But I strongly believe God time is the best,but one must work towards it.
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy you are truly a confam bachelor
Do you have a YOUNGER brother who is marriedhuh? if not, come over here, let me tell you all about pressure and depression smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Aklee4994(m): 4:39pm On Jul 07, 2023
Sonnobax15:
grin
Brigadier general
your vibe and IQ make me know say Na Brigadier general you be
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Dshocker(m): 4:40pm On Jul 07, 2023
turmacs:
18-20 - Lord deliver me from sapa
21-23 - Bachelor
24-26 - Lieutenant Bachelor
27-29 - Brigadier Bachelor
30-32 - Bachelor General
33-35 - Bachelor Marshall
36-38 - Commander in Chief of the Bachelor Forces 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
39-41 - Lord deliver me from eternal confusion
Big head, you should be worried about yourself getting a husband.

Just within a twinkle of an eye, you will clock 35, na that time your eyes go clear.
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Sandralight(f): 4:43pm On Jul 07, 2023
Men from 30 upwards should hurry up and get married o because time is not on their side anymore smiley
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Tannhauser(m): 4:45pm On Jul 07, 2023
angry
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