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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 11:12am On Jul 20, 2023
ReadaDream:
Lol I still can't believe we are spending this much on fuel.
Will get to 800
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:41pm On Jul 20, 2023
Crvrider:


The forecast is that we might even buy a liter of fuel for 1k by December. I fear who no fear this present administration.

I hope it doesn’t get to that, though we heard d president is not listening to anybody
He dey jump pass him cabinet
No economy cabinet ,
No cbn governor,
No NNPC MD,
No minister of petroleum,
No minister of budget ,
No minister of finance
Yet baba dey drop policy grin dey borrow money 500B to distribute 8k Naira.
Hopefully he will start listening before Dec

donbrowser President seems to be biting more than he can chew grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 1:36pm On Jul 20, 2023
tojahh:


8039330372
Opay

Thanks and God Bless You.
Please send POS charges as well

Na u be PA?

Lol...
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 1:40pm On Jul 20, 2023
Blackbishop:


Nigga are you having problem with assimilation now? Cause how am I 2 face like your partner? I simply put up an advice which I know you won’t take about proof reading how is that an offense bro? You need to chillex so you can Druski.

It will be good you keep your hypocritical advice to your self while you continue drinking your bear and having your gist at your joint with whosoever you like.

Me I'm enjoying myself in my mother's house grin
Do you mind coming over with your friends for Mama's cooking?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 1:41pm On Jul 20, 2023
Josephase:
You are a frustrated and depressed soul, I pray you heal. I wonder which tongue you will use to train your children.

You this barren soul may it never be well with you in life.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by hefelove(m): 2:16pm On Jul 20, 2023
angryigboman must be very angry right now where ever he is with this fuel thing

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ReadaDream(m): 2:40pm On Jul 20, 2023
hefelove:
angryigboman must be very angry right now where ever he is with this fuel thing
I thought of that guy yesterday, I even checked his profile. He has been here in like 2years.

I hope he's fine wherever he is.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 2:51pm On Jul 20, 2023
pope191:
grin Felicity I won go sleep oo, I don wait for you tire. E b like madam don change her password

Oga landlord no be me kill your mama ooh so I don't know y u r vexing or taking Panadol ontop my family problem say I live with my mum...lol

If e too pain you say I dey live with my mum and my family at my age pls go beg your dead god aye-lala to bring your dead mum back to live so you too can enjoy a day with her.

For your information, yes I live with my mum and we are enjoying life together with my wife and kids. And you know what my mum is responsible for our feeding, clothing and every other thing reason I don't have to drive like you moving all the oloshoes and drunk men around the entire Lagos.

And you know what? My mum is enjoying it reason she's healthy and currently chasing her 80 years of age, unlike you who left your mum to die of hunger in the village, you hustle in the city only to end up spending all your daily in come on olosho and drugs that you even forget to send her money to buy ordinary drugs. Even to eat quality food you won't instead you buy gala and biggy.

Had you followed my foot step and taken good care of her she would have still be alive by now. Even when she was calling you to visit her before she oast on you didn't respond to her calls. Why would you by the way when your candida infected tongue has been buried deeply into oloshos pussycat.

Take a look at the mirror and see and you've turned to a waking shadow. You'd better retraced your life before you join your accestors ooh.

I dropped a challenge to you the other day, I'm still waiting for you to accept it.

Tick-tock...the clock is ticking

@blackbishop sorry i don't have the time luxury to use the dico nor edit my posts because I barely have time these days and like you know na atakara (ewuruntun) and larinde pri and sec school I attend so pardon my typos okay...lol
So, since you are a rich kid that couldn't pass ordinary UTME exams so your parents enrolled you in baccock pls I'm employing you as my editor... Kindly do your job.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 2:54pm On Jul 20, 2023
hefelove:
angryigboman must be very angry right now where ever he is with this fuel thing
Mhennn I miss that Guy badly.
He was making this place so hot, it would have been interesting to have him and cheerful here.
grin cheesy grin
Blood for dey flow anyhow

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 2:59pm On Jul 20, 2023
I await your next bear parlor attack @pope191
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by davidpeace99: 3:18pm On Jul 20, 2023
Felicity001:


Oga landlord no be me kill your mama ooh so I don't know y u r vexing or taking Panadol ontop my family problem say I live with my mum...lol

If e too pain you say I dey live with my mum and my family at my age pls go beg your dead god aye-lala to bring your dead mum back to live so you too can enjoy a day with her.

For your information, yes I live with my mum and we are enjoying life together with my wife and kids. And you know what my mum is responsible for our feeding, clothing and every other thing reason I don't have to drive like you moving all the oloshoes and drunk men around the entire Lagos.

And you know what? My mum is enjoying it reason she's healthy and currently chasing her 80 years of age, unlike you who left your mum to die of hunger in the village, you hustle in the city only to end up spending all your daily in come on olosho and drugs that you even forget to send her money to buy ordinary drugs. Even to eat quality food you won't instead you buy gala and biggy.

Had you followed my foot step and taken good care of her she would have still be alive by now. Even when she was calling you to visit her before she oast on you didn't respond to her calls. Why would you by the way when your candida infected tongue has been buried deeply into oloshos pussycat.

Take a look at the mirror and see and you've turned to a waking shadow. You'd better retraced your life before you join your accestors ooh.

I dropped a challenge to you the other day, I'm still waiting for you to accept it.

Tick-tock...the clock is ticking

@blackbishop sorry i don't have the time luxury to use the dico nor edit my posts because I barely have time these days and like you know na atakara (ewuruntun) and larinde pri and sec school I attend so pardon my typos okay...lol
So, since you are a rich kid that couldn't pass ordinary UTME exams so your parents enrolled you in baccock pls I'm employing you as my editor... Kindly do your job.


Guy you went too far with this. Regardless man, you should never say these things to someone about his or her Mum.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 3:35pm On Jul 20, 2023
OLAPROSPER4:


Please I'm seeking for a car to drive on bolt or Uber.

It is well… pray you get your desires.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 3:36pm On Jul 20, 2023
konkoabove:

Baba, do give away na grin

Olosho don collect the money oo

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 3:38pm On Jul 20, 2023
Felicity001:


Oga landlord no be me kill your mama ooh so I don't know y u r vexing or taking Panadol ontop my family problem say I live with my mum...lol

If e too pain you say I dey live with my mum and my family at my age pls go beg your dead god aye-lala to bring your dead mum back to live so you too can enjoy a day with her.

For your information, yes I live with my mum and we are enjoying life together with my wife and kids. And you know what my mum is responsible for our feeding, clothing and every other thing reason I don't have to drive like you moving all the oloshoes and drunk men around the entire Lagos.

And you know what? My mum is enjoying it reason she's healthy and currently chasing her 80 years of age, unlike you who left your mum to die of hunger in the village, you hustle in the city only to end up spending all your daily in come on olosho and drugs that you even forget to send her money to buy ordinary drugs. Even to eat quality food you won't instead you buy gala and biggy.

Had you followed my foot step and taken good care of her she would have still be alive by now. Even when she was calling you to visit her before she oast on you didn't respond to her calls. Why would you by the way when your candida infected tongue has been buried deeply into oloshos pussycat.

Take a look at the mirror and see and you've turned to a waking shadow. You'd better retraced your life before you join your accestors ooh.

I dropped a challenge to you the other day, I'm still waiting for you to accept it.

Tick-tock...the clock is ticking

@blackbishop sorry i don't have the time luxury to use the dico nor edit my posts because I barely have time these days and like you know na atakara (ewuruntun) and larinde pri and sec school I attend so pardon my typos okay...lol
So, since you are a rich kid that couldn't pass ordinary UTME exams so your parents enrolled you in baccock pls I'm employing you as my editor... Kindly do your job.

Lmao 🤣 wait make I do small money
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 3:47pm On Jul 20, 2023
pope191:
grin Felicity I won go sleep oo, I don wait for you tire. E b like madam don change her password

Atkeast I still better pass you wey no get wife, no fada, no Moda, no pikin or any hope for anyone in life.

Guy what's your purpose of living self self >: grin grin


Don't you think you should just go and hang ur self and die?

Look at you, you're already frustrated.
How much have you gross today?
How much fuel have you bought?
Emilokan is just starting ooh grin more is yet to come.

Very soon Uber drivers will be collecting ticket in every LG they drive into.

Guy your spirit dey call you for village, do make u come dey go back.
Lagos no be for people like you grin grin grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 3:52pm On Jul 20, 2023
TheModerator:


Lol, your feet after driving for 20hrs on the mandate

Dint mind him... He has forgotten when he missed poverty days... He trekked from Chevron under tree to his one room apartment in Ipaja grin grin angry

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 3:56pm On Jul 20, 2023
ReadaDream:
I thought of that guy yesterday, I even checked his profile. He has been here in like 2years.

I hope he's fine wherever he is.

Currently in Singapore
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 4:00pm On Jul 20, 2023
davidpeace99:



Guy you went too far with this. Regardless man, you should never say these things to someone about his or her Mum.

Oh oh oh!!!
Really??!

Now tell me if he doesn't deserve it.

He knew what he was gonna get before attacking me, now.is the clap back so please don't take defense for him. Leave him to his tears while I wait to attack again on his next bear parlor attack.

It's an eyes for an eyes.
Teeth for teeth

I'm waiting for get-together so I can put a gun into his empty skull so in his next life when he hears feli he will give me 1000 meters.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 4:04pm On Jul 20, 2023
pope191:


Olosho don collect the money oo

Blackbishop come and see your bear parlor friend oooh...lol...

When I am talking you people should believe me grin

See your life pope... Go and buy food and eat so you can look good... Leave all these olosho girls alone they have nothing to lose.

Yahoo boys don collect your glory finish through them anyways, so I don't even know why I'm advising you self
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Crvrider: 4:06pm On Jul 20, 2023
BAZ001:


I hope it doesn’t get to that, though we heard d president is not listening to anybody
He dey jump pass him cabinet
No economy cabinet ,
No cbn governor,
No NNPC MD,
No minister of petroleum,
No minister of budget ,
No minister of finance
Yet baba dey drop policy grin dey borrow money 500B to distribute 8k Naira.
Hopefully he will start listening before Dec

donbrowser President seems to be biting more than he can chew grin

They said baba will hit the ground running. The ministers will have to do catch up o.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 4:07pm On Jul 20, 2023
Felicity001:


Blackbishop come and see your bear parlor friend oooh...lol...

When I am talking you people should believe me grin

See your life pope... Go and buy food and eat so you can look good... Leave all these olosho girls alone they have nothing to lose.

Yahoo boys don collect your glory finish through them anyways, so I don't even know why I'm advising you self

Why you deh rope Bishop into our matter? Can you in your church mind say why?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 4:53pm On Jul 20, 2023
MoonlightDrive:


The George Soros of uber land. Keep piling up those dollars.

Yeah bro . I saw the future alot of people doubted it on this platform. There is an African proverb that goes: “What an old man can see sitting down, the young chaps cannot see standing up.” .

Investment of $5,700 has given me #500,000 naira profit in 1month and few weeks without sweating and working for it. Mega passive income !!!

No bank or Ponzi scheme can give such interest. Thank God I sticked to my decision. Alot of peeps here wanted to discourage me, but I remained adamant and resolute.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 4:59pm On Jul 20, 2023
My prediction last month and its gradually coming to pass.

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by hefelove(m): 5:05pm On Jul 20, 2023
ReadaDream:
I thought of that guy yesterday, I even checked his profile. He has been here in like 2years.

I hope he's fine wherever he is.
Yea I noticed too, I miss that man o cheesy

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by hefelove(m): 5:06pm On Jul 20, 2023
Gentlelife50:

Mhennn I miss that Guy badly.
He was making this place so hot, it would have been interesting to have him and cheerful here.
grin cheesy grin
Blood for dey flow anyhow
Felicity hear am from that man had grin with one sissy lady like that too
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 5:06pm On Jul 20, 2023
Felicity001:


Oh oh oh!!!
Really??!

Now tell me if he doesn't deserve it.

He knew what he was gonna get before attacking me, now.is the clap back so please don't take defense for him. Leave him to his tears while I wait to attack again on his next bear parlor attack.

It's an eyes for an eyes.
Teeth for teeth

I'm waiting for get-together so I can put a gun into his empty skull so in his next life when he hears feli he will give me 1000 meters.


Don’t get too high on your supply, I am not even perturbed by the rubbish you wrote. Why? What’s odd about my mom not being alive? A woman that has 7 children, all graduates and independent, with his last child chatting with you. What more were you expecting? Like how many grannies do you think she most have baby sit in her life time? When she passed on, I didn’t even cry. You know why? She lived well and I couldn’t have ask for more but to be grateful. Don’t worry when I get home I may probably snap what people have to say about her. I won’t attack your mother. I know better and wasn’t raised like that.

What’s odd about sharing a room with your mother at your age? It would have been good if you bring your children or she is putting up with her grandchildren. Thats their space and time, but no! You and your wife choose to be grannies at 30/40s. Your mom feels like watching Africa magic, your wife feels like watch telemundo, your children feels like watching cartoon, while you feel like watching whatever. Like what kind of life is that? Stepping on each other every night. Your mom wakes to see your d*ck rise every morning in those dirty boxers. You mate with your wife while you think everyone is asleep not knowing old people don’t sleep deeply. Here you go traumatizing her mentally, emotionally and sexually after racking her financially during the day. You will still deprive her of good sleep. I know you want to thro jabs and insults. No! I want to be honest with you, it’s not joking time.

You said too much about my mom and yours, but you never said anything about your father. The one you both share the same name or your mother played both mom and dad? I won’t attack him, I’ll just like to know. His he alive? A deadbeat keeping up with every addresses that you can’t even look him in the eyes? Why is he not living with your mom? Be honest please. Mine were living together for more than 50yrs before death separated them. What happened to yours? Be kind to share… no jabs, facts only.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 5:07pm On Jul 20, 2023
People who doubted the prophecy. Oga pearl was the arrowhead. grin

From N740 to N830 as at today at black market. It will soon climb to N900. Demand is very high at the moment.

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MoonlightDrive: 5:08pm On Jul 20, 2023
TheModerator:


Crude oil prices are going up, no thanks to increased demand from China. The forecast is that it may go way higher by September. Coupled with dollar rate spinning out of control locally, we may likely pay a lot more for fuel in a few weeks. [/b]It's unavoidable[b] at this rate. Anyone doing a fuel based business really have to restrategize. Let this hit home that the worse is yet to come.

It is quite avoidable, you can put in PMS deliveries contract that hedges against exchange rate volatility, but doing the right thing means avenue for massive corruption in the upstream and downstream sectors would be blocked... so they keep fooling us with the current dollar naira exchange rate.
The same set of economic assassins that have frustrated all efforts to ensure the Nations refineries are working are the ones pushing for higher prices of PMS, while cashing out big time.
I will recommend for reading Den of Thieves to understand more on the Derivatives Market.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by OLAPROSPER4(m): 5:19pm On Jul 20, 2023
pope191:


It is well… pray you get your desires.


Amen. Thanks.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Itsrm(m): 5:22pm On Jul 20, 2023
GeneralZodd:


Yeah bro . I saw the future alot of people doubted it on this platform. There is an African proverb that goes: “What an old man can see sitting down, the young chaps cannot see standing up.” .

Investment of $5,700 has given me #500,000 naira profit in 1month and few weeks without sweating and working for it. Mega passive income.

No bank or Ponzi scheme can give such interest. Thank God I sticked to my decision. Alot of peeps here wanted to discourage me, but I remained adamant and resolute.

This only makes sense if you'll eventually spend the foreign currency you're keeping.

Make the mistake of converting it to naira to spend and inflation has eaten up all your "gains".

E.g, If you had converted 1.9m to dollar and kept in a domiciliary account in 2018 when it was 360 naira to a dollar, you convert it at 800 today and make 4.2m naira, the only thing it will buy is the same 2005 foreign used corolla it would have bought in 2018.

The best you'll do is keep up with inflation. You're not making any money in actual terms.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 5:25pm On Jul 20, 2023
Itsrm:


This only makes sense if you'll eventually spend the foreign currency you're keeping.

Make the mistake of converting it to naira to spend and inflation has eaten up all your "gains".

E.g, If you had converted 1.9m to dollar and kept in a domiciliary account in 2018 when it was 360 naira to a dollar, you convert it at 800 today and make 4.2m naira, the only thing it will buy is the same 2005 foreign used corolla it would have bought in 2018.

The best you'll do is keep up with inflation. You're not making any money in actual terms.

But if the money is in naira, it wouldn’t have been able to buy same thing. So mostly it like having peace of mind. Using your money for business still supersede keeping them needlessly.

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