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Some of the things I pretend to enjoy:
Drinking black coffee
Eating oat meals
Eating salmon
Boring jokes
Going to cocktail parties.
Outings with people I don't vibe with.
Listening to compliments or advices from some senior relatives or family friends (Old school aunties and uncles).

Merry100:
Some of the things I pretend to enjoy:
Drinking black coffee.
Eating oat meals
Eating salmon
Smiling to boring jokes
Going to cocktail parties.
Outings with people I don't vibe with.
Listening to compliments or advices from some senior relatives or family friends (Old school aunties and uncles).

Do you stay in Nigeria?

An average Nigerian wouldn't give a damn about half of your list.

i dont pretend to enjoy anything. if i no like something i no even need talk.

e go show for my body

I pretend to enjoy holding conversations with broke decent men.

Broke decent men can speak English for Africa

You don’t have money and you’re speaking English to impress me, Mr man it won’t work.

It’s not English i will eat nor spend Biko!!

A talkative.......When you talk too much,it usually gets me irritated even though I may be pretending to be enjoying it.

Eating healthy.

I don't enjoy it one bit. But I do it due to the understanding that a man must choose one of two sufferings. The suffering of discipline, or the suffering of regret. You want to eat healthy for your health, to look better, to help with confidence, and make old age easy on you.

But on a good day, I love icecreams, chocolates, and drinking beers. I love KFC chickens, milkshakes, parfaits, donuts, and fast food. Who enjoys eating cucumber, raw vegetables, with water being the only liquid you drink?

I love eating for taste, not for function.

Sepedi wedding songs and some of my grandmother's conversations, the old lady would be telling me of how she's still mad at a certain lady for something that happened 50 years ago.

pansophist:
Eating healthy.

I don't enjoy it one bit. But I do it due to the understanding that a man must choose one of two sufferings. The suffering of discipline, or the suffering of regret. You want to eat healthy for your health, to look better, to help with confidence, and make old age easy on you.

But on a good day, I love icecreams, chocolates, and drinking beers. I love KFC chickens, milkshakes, parfaits, donuts, and fast food. Who enjoys eating cucumber, raw vegetables, with water being the only liquid you drink?

I love junk food, a lot. They are so delicious

Me too I hate healthy food but I take them sometimes. I remember the first time a friend made oatmeal for me, he was like it's very delicious and healthy. I was like yeah it's delicious.

Jennyclay:
I pretend to enjoy holding conversations with broke decent men.

Broke decent men can speak English for Africa

You don’t have money and you’re speaking English to impress me, Mr man it won’t work.

Biko, It’s not English i will eat nor spend!

if you work fr your own money, will you die?

Talkative and phone calls.
That is why I don’t like social gatherings unless na hangout with the boys and make we no pass 4 because I won’t go.
Why call me when you can text me on WhatsApp/iMessage/sms….i only feel comfortable picking family calls because it might be an emergency or something serious….no call me on phone to check up on me or gist me.

I don't fake a thing. No bullshit.

Jennyclay:
I pretend to enjoy holding conversations with broke decent men.

Broke decent men can speak English for Africa

You don’t have money and you’re speaking English to impress me, Mr man it won’t work.

Biko, It’s not English i will eat nor spend!

Pathetic

Sex
It's over rated

Sex

Going to work everyday

pansophist:
Eating healthy.

I don't enjoy it one bit. But I do it due to the understanding that a man must choose one of two sufferings. The suffering of discipline, or the suffering of regret. You want to eat healthy for your health, to look better, to help with confidence, and make old age easy on you.

But on a good day, I love icecreams, chocolates, and drinking beers. I love KFC chickens, milkshakes, parfaits, donuts, and fast food. Who enjoys eating cucumber, raw vegetables, with water being the only liquid you drink?

I love junk food, a lot. They are so delicious

better eat what you enjoy if you can afford it. Old age is not guaranteed.

N3TRAL:
Do you stay in Nigeria?

An average Nigerian wouldn't give a damn about half of your list.

Infact, you took the question out of my mouth.

Bb9ja and Celebrity gist with my sister. Celebrities wey I no send their papa. I go just dey smile dey shake my head like say I dey enjoy all her talk, but my mind go don dey somewhere else dey think of how to sort my many life problems.

Loud music. but when I'm with Friends I will have to blend in.

Giving head.🥴

pansophist:
Eating healthy.

I don't enjoy it one bit. But I do it due to the understanding that a man must choose one of two sufferings. The suffering of discipline, or the suffering of regret. You want to eat healthy for your health, to look better, to help with confidence, and make old age easy on you.

But on a good day, I love icecreams, chocolates, and drinking beers. I love KFC chickens, milkshakes, parfaits, donuts, and fast food. Who enjoys eating cucumber, raw vegetables, with water being the only liquid you drink?

I love junk food, a lot. They are so delicious

Hahaha. We are in the same boat. The longer you abstain from those junks, the more you crave them

Spirit04:
better eat what you enjoy if you can afford it. Old age is not guaranteed.

Abi. But moderation is the right word

As a broke decent ma, I should keep my love in short Jennifer

Jennyclay:
I pretend to enjoy holding conversations with broke decent men.

Broke decent men can speak English for Africa

You don’t have money and you’re speaking English to impress me, Mr man it won’t work.

It’s not English i will eat nor spend Biko!!

pansophist:
Eating healthy.

I don't enjoy it one bit. But I do it due to the understanding that a man must choose one of two sufferings. The suffering of discipline, or the suffering of regret. You want to eat healthy for your health, to look better, to help with confidence, and make old age easy on you.

But on a good day, I love icecreams, chocolates, and drinking beers. I love KFC chickens, milkshakes, parfaits, donuts, and fast food. Who enjoys eating cucumber, raw vegetables, with water being the only liquid you drink?

I love junk food, a lot. They are so delicious

Hi boss, what’s your normal food look like. I mean, you wake up like this gbam, what do you consume, if you can help list them.

I been really and honestly want to improve on that aspect. I ask Google it’s bringing American stuffs for me. Pls, naija version.

Stuffs we can easily get here without wahala. I’d appreciate.

Ice cream I don't like ice cream. Its too sweet I'd rather take plain yogurt or something bitter.

pansophist:
Eating healthy.

I don't enjoy it one bit. But I do it due to the understanding that a man must choose one of two sufferings. The suffering of discipline, or the suffering of regret. You want to eat healthy for your health, to look better, to help with confidence, and make old age easy on you.

But on a good day, I love icecreams, chocolates, and drinking beers. I love KFC chickens, milkshakes, parfaits, donuts, and fast food. Who enjoys eating cucumber, raw vegetables, with water being the only liquid you drink?

I love junk food, a lot. They are so delicious

You're killing yourself eat healthy food, if you spice grilled veggies you will love it especially with chicken.

qtguru:
You're killing yourself eat healthy food, if you spice grilled veggies you will love it especially with chicken.

Try enjoy your life


Last last you go still dye

Purvan:
Try enjoy your life


Last last you go still dye

True sha but junk food all the time is not healthy

Jennyclay:
I pretend to enjoy holding conversations with broke decent men.

Broke decent men can speak English for Africa

You don’t have money and you’re speaking English to impress me, Mr man it won’t work.

It’s not English i will eat nor spend Biko!!

omoh.........las las them go use u do plus up.

Starboytwo:
Hi boss, what’s your normal food look like. I mean, you wake up like this gbam, what do you consume, if you can help list them.

I been really and honestly want to improve on that aspect. I ask Google it’s bringing American stuffs for me. Pls, naija version.

Stuffs we can easily get here without wahala. I’d appreciate.

If I wake up, I normally just take black coffee without sugar. That one will not make me hungry until let's say 2pm.

Then I eat lunch, the first meal of the day then. Usually half kilo of beef/fish/chicken and a small plate of vegetables, with lipton tea and stevia (a sweeter better than sugar).

I'll eat it so much that the next meal will be at night. So I eat twice a day mostly. Of course some days it can be three, but usually twice. Dinner could be wholewheat rice (not white rice) with like half a kilo of chicken or beef.

So for me, the main meal is protein, and grains are just additions. But within the day, I can eat like four boiled eggs, groundnuts, olives, avocado, and foods with extremely low sugar.

So everyday, one animal sacrificed it's life for my diet. That's a fully grown adult chicken.

Of course some weekend, I fit down a full bottle of wine, or cancel two bottles of beers, but it's not the norm. Just that I stick to eating like this mostly, and veered off few times.

Couple with my active life everyday. My gym is just down stairs my house, open 24 hours a day, so sometimes sef, most time I'm on naira land, I'm in the gym.

If I lift one set, as I de rest, I just quickly write one or two comments. After an hour, I'm off. Also try get skipping roap and weight scale. Measure yourself everyday, so you'll know when you dey fat. Mirror can't tell you

I no sabi fake anything

Mine is the dog style sex position and any other that can't allow adequate contact with my clitoris during sex. I just pretend to be enjoying but I have stop pretending because am the one losing.