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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by boundlex: 7:53pm On Jul 23, 2023
CheerfulGiver:
On this thread we try to share with other drivers how we earn high without doing things that jeopardize us, but they say our mouth dey smell. Now on this thread, na cruise I dey. Serious discussions happen on telegram.

Na now we dey realize say nairaland replies were even too slow.

I'm officially a cruise master hence forth on this thread.... Make I go download enough memes. Make we dey play
Wahala! Wahala!! Wahala!!!
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 7:55pm On Jul 23, 2023
izzou:
[color=royalblue]So, who do we blame?

I mean, someone needs to be blamed. So who should it be?
[/color]
Haba huh
If we have to blame someone.
i will rather we blame the thief trying to rob a guy like him doing legit hustle.
Why stab him to death ?
D thief is d evil here.

Then we can share blame with Agbado Pablo president removing subsidy with cushioning effects.

Then d driver partially who did offline like cabu cabu and him go loose guard.


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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 7:56pm On Jul 23, 2023
boundlex:
Wahala! Wahala!! Wahala!!!

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 8:05pm On Jul 23, 2023
CheerfulGiver:
You should have just said you were jealous instead of going back and forth for no reason. Many guys on the telegram group currently make more than I do. That was my aim. To help people. But you're too pigheaded to understand. It's all good. Mission accomplished.
Nope I’m not jealous grin
I was shouting to save others from following your noncomptu head and pearl cos ur dashboard and mouth was misleading them. Especially those who wants to resign to join d hustle.
See Glithronix now huh

No it’s not easy like pearl will say;
U have to drive longer distance and longer hours before you can make money.

It can’t be consistent & sustainable like u say
You or car will break down.

I only follow ur 1M target as motivation to earn more that period but at d end I sick for 3days
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by boundlex: 8:09pm On Jul 23, 2023
IyaTola:
I just tire, depression has set in.
Lol e never reach that one, I think everyone should just fasten their seatbelt. We are in for a long ride.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 8:13pm On Jul 23, 2023
BAZ001:
Nope I’m not jealous grin
I was shouting to save others from following your noncomptu head and pearl cos ur dashboard and mouth was misleading them. Especially those who wants to resign to join d hustle.
See Glithronix now huh

No it’s not easy like pearl will say;
U have to drive longer distance and longer hours before you can make money.

It can’t be consistent & sustainable like u say
You or car will break down.

I only follow ur 1M target as motivation to earn more that period but at d end I sick for 3days

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m):
Conner44:
See dav1002 you should think twice about your life. A man came to you for a job and after your giving him the vehicle wholeheartedly you immediately ran here to try and shame him not minding if you were wrong or right. Someone who haven't even gotten to know properly. Chai! cry I weep for your soul.

The only difference between you and the dancing mad man is that you were surprisingly bold enough to come here and spill your hatred for CheerfulGiver out openly with your main moniker. Seems the mad man could actually be more clever than you are and that makes me shiver.

I wish I knew that person you gave your vehicle to drive for you. I would have shown him what you did here. He needs to know how his partner is a green cobra masking his bitter spite behind a fake smile and be on guard against your hateful self.

But i give it to you. You must have either been very brave or very stewpid to have pulled such a stunt as you did back then in the open. Since we know it's not the former then . . . lipsrsealed
Olodo
You comment like an animal
Your cho cho cho don make u type long worthless epistle just cos I asked you to drop the so called audio revelation you claimed to have about the moderator.

Keep assuming things
Useless goat!

F* ck off with your boring posts.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dapotemi: 9:01pm On Jul 23, 2023
BAZ001:
Haba huh
If we have to blame someone.
i will rather we blame the thief trying to rob a guy like him doing legit hustle.
Why stab him to death ?
D thief is d evil here.

Then we can share blame with Agbado Pablo president removing subsidy with cushioning effects.

Then d driver partially who did offline like cabu cabu and him go loose guard.


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There is a popular saying among the oluyole people of Ibadan. Whenever a thief is caught, instead of them to reprimand the thief, they will rather ask the OWNER why he decided to put his stuff where the thief was able to sight it. Unfortunately, it's no longer just the Ibadan people now, it has now spread even among us and it shows how unfortunate our situation has become... I'll rather stick to this popular bible quote, " For man does not know his time,just as fish are caught in an evil net and birds are caught in a trap, so the sons of men are ensnared in a time of disaster, when it suddenly overtakes them, or put in your word, when you suddenly LOOSE GUARD....
Those of you that thinks you have the wisdom to navigate evil, pls CONTINUE but remember that the swift do not always win the race and it's better to heed the calm and "cruise" word of the wise than the shouts of the one ruling among fools.... Ecclesiastes 9:17.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by konkoabove: 9:01pm On Jul 23, 2023
BAZ001:
Nope I’m not jealous grin
I was shouting to save others from following your noncomptu head and pearl cos ur dashboard and mouth was misleading them. Especially those who wants to resign to join d hustle.
See Glithronix now huh

No it’s not easy like pearl will say;
U have to drive longer distance and longer hours before you can make money.

It can’t be consistent & sustainable like u say
You or car will break down.

I only follow ur 1M target as motivation to earn more that period but at d end I sick for 3days
Them no dey tell person.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 9:04pm On Jul 23, 2023
dapotemi:
There is a popular saying among the oluyole people of Ibadan. Whenever a thief is caught, instead of them to reprimand the thief, they will rather ask the OWNER why he decided to put his stuff where the thief was able to sight it. Unfortunately, it's no longer just the Ibadan people now, it has now spread even among us and it shows how unfortunate our situation has become... I'll rather stick to this popular bible quote, " For man does not know his time,just as fish are caught in an evil net and birds are caught in a trap, so the sons of men are ensnared in a time of disaster, when it suddenly overtakes them, or put in your word, when you suddenly LOOSE GUARD....
Those of you that thinks you have the wisdom to navigate evil, pls CONTINUE but remember that the swift do not always win the race and it's better to heed the calm and "cruise" word of the wise than the shouts of the one ruling among fools.... Ecclesiastes 9:17.
[color=royalblue]Satan wants to kill, steal and destroy from Man

God asks man to pray

Man refuses to.

God blames man for not praying, instead of Satan.

Question: Why not blame Satan, instead of innocent man that didn't even want wahala in the first place?

You're very funny, sir grin[/color]
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 9:17pm On Jul 23, 2023
dapotemi:
There is a popular saying among the oluyole people of Ibadan. Whenever a thief is caught, instead of them to reprimand the thief, they will rather ask the OWNER why he decided to put his stuff where the thief was able to sight it. Unfortunately, it's no longer just the Ibadan people now, it has now spread even among us and it shows how unfortunate our situation has become... I'll rather stick to this popular bible quote, " For man does not know his time,just as fish are caught in an evil net and birds are caught in a trap, so the sons of men are ensnared in a time of disaster, when it suddenly overtakes them, or put in your word, when you suddenly LOOSE GUARD....
Those of you that thinks you have the wisdom to navigate evil, pls CONTINUE but remember that the swift do not always win the race and it's better to heed the calm and "cruise" word of the wise than the shouts of the one ruling among fools.... Ecclesiastes 9:17.
I disagree.. I have no statistics to back this up,most fatal cases involving drivers and their cars happened during the ungodly hours of the day.
That means, a precedent has been set. So if a driver then now choses to drive at night and to worsen it, pick strangers from a notorious bus stop.
Then, the chances of being mugged has been certainly increased by that said driver.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 9:23pm On Jul 23, 2023
northbird:
I disagree.. I have no statistics to back this up,most fatal cases involving drivers and their cars happened during the ungodly hours of the day.
That means, a precedent has been set. So if a driver then now choses to drive at night and to worsen it, pick strangers from a notorious bus stop.
Then, the chances of being mugged has been certainly increased by that said driver.
[color=royalblue]I don't even understand why I am seeing comments that is emotionally deviating from the message.

Stay safe. Do not pick strangers at night. Times are hard and bad!

What is the "God saves, and pray nothing happens to you one day" mantra there? grin

All the cases of killings of Uber drivers i know have always happened at night. Wetin be the sugarcoating inside?

Here can be funny, at times [/color]
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 9:23pm On Jul 23, 2023
We take issues of security with levity .. even the rich are guilty of this..
You find very rich men who can't spend on their personal security..
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Itsrm(m): 9:34pm On Jul 23, 2023
izzou:
[color=royalblue]I don't even understand why I am seeing comments that is emotionally deviating from the message.

Stay safe. Do not pick strangers at night. Times are hard and bad!

What is the "God saves, and pray nothing happens to you one day" mantra there? grin

All the cases of killings of Uber drivers i know have always happened at night. Wetin be the sugarcoating inside?

Here can be funny, at times [/color]
True.

Yorubas will say, eni ti olorun ba n so, ki o ma so ara e.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 9:34pm On Jul 23, 2023
izzou:
[color=royalblue]I don't even understand why I am seeing comments that is emotionally deviating from the message.

Stay safe. Do not pick strangers at night. Times are hard and bad!

What is the "God saves, and pray nothing happens to you one day" mantra there? grin

All the cases of killings of Uber drivers i know have always happened at night. Wetin be the sugarcoating inside?

Here can be funny, at times [/color]
he thinks he's subtly shading me while abandoning every modicum of common sense left.

Even devil dey quote bible. Proverbs 22 vs 3

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 9:38pm On Jul 23, 2023
donbrowser:
Only people without a working brain put emotions ahead of logic
Can you just shit the fork up for once??!

You don take that thing your drug lord president give you again abihuh

I think say ur mumu don end b4

You still dey dance like a m.ad woman for market abi?

No worry

Kontinue!!!

Body go tell u very soon
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 9:39pm On Jul 23, 2023
dav1002:
Olodo
You comment like an animal
Your cho cho cho don make u type long worthless epistle just cos I asked you to drop the so called audio revelation you claimed to have about the moderator.

Keep assuming things
Useless goat!

F* ck off with your boring posts.
Keep on being pained at the successes of those who don’t even give a hoot about your sad short life. undecided

Winch tongue
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 9:40pm On Jul 23, 2023
Felicity001:
Can you just shit the fork up for once??!

You don take that thing your drug lord president give you again abihuh

I think say ur mumu don end b4

You still dey dance like a m.ad woman for market abi?

No worry

Kontinue!!!

Body go tell u very soon
You wan cry again abi grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 9:42pm On Jul 23, 2023
CheerfulGiver:
he thinks he's subtly shading me while abandoning every modicum of common sense left.

Even devil dey quote bible. Proverbs 22 vs 3
[color=royalblue]Even legitimate online trips that drivers get at night, they scrutinise it thoroughly

You dont like the rider's face? You cancel
You dont like how they are wasting your time? You cancel
You don't like the fact they are 3 men? You cancel.

Then someone goes to a notorious busstop and randomly picks 3 unknown passengers, and you are encouraging people to do good?

Which kind goodness pass to stay alive for your wife and children?[/color]
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Itsrm(m):
Bolt has no serious record of its riders. Policemen are for the most part useless and when they are not, they require a lot of inducement to do their job. Driving on any platform is a high risk job.

Since you know all these, what will it cost you to take necessary precaution? Picking unknown passengers late into the night is a very risky and foolish move.

If anyone here still does that, now is the time to stop. You may not be lucky next time. Even if your life is not valuable to you, at least pity the people you'll be leaving behind
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 9:44pm On Jul 23, 2023
Itsrm:
Bolt has no serious record of its riders. Policemen are for the most part useless and when they are not, they require a lot of inducement to even do their job. Driving on any platform is a high risk job.

Since you know all these, what will it take you to take necessary precaution? Picking unknown passengers late into the night is a very risky and foolish move.

If anyone here still does that, now is the time to stop. You may not be lucky next time. Even if your life is not valuable to you, at least pity the people you'll be leaving behind
[color=royalblue]"At least, pity the people you'll be leaving behind"

This is enough reason for anyone avoid such risk[/color]
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Itsrm(m): 9:50pm On Jul 23, 2023
izzou:
[color=royalblue]"At least, pity the people you'll be leaving behind"

This is enough reason for anyone avoid such risk[/color]
I always tell people, my children are still young and I need to stay alive for them. I don't take unnecessary risks.

Since the day una say na Ojuelegba dem dey mix most drinks, I have not tasted any since then. I no wan hear say Kidney or liver fail cheesy
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by YeyeGbami: 9:58pm On Jul 23, 2023
dav1002:
Olodo
You comment like an animal
Your cho cho cho don make u type long worthless epistle just cos I asked you to drop the so called audio revelation you claimed to have about the moderator.

Keep assuming things
Useless goat!

F* ck off with your boring posts.

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 10:25pm On Jul 23, 2023
boundlex:
It is well! I always have this guilty feelings when I don’t help, but life has tot me different. Not all helps count and one most learn to work with his or her instinct. Trying to help someone and end up buying more problems make no sense. They took my neighbor phone the day he picked passengers from oworo to Berger. Sometimes I wonder the set of people that stays around motor ways dark at night flagging motorists.

Even in my neighborhood, I have sum it up. Anyone that needs help should tell me and we can be leaving home at a fixed time. But stop at the bus-stop. Nah nah nah!!! Don’t have money for handles.
Shebi when I stayed the obvious in one of my pieces the other time just you, I repeat only you blow it out of proportion and twisted my words that I'm wishing fellow drivers death. Whereas I was only painting a picture which I never wish anyone encounters but your emp...ty skull could not understand simple comprehension and the your night mare started since that day till tomorrow... And that is how it will continue!!! Eseee!

No sane human will wish death on his fellow hustler... But you have yourself death and misfortune. Everybody saw it but non of your followers who are singing your praises could caution.

Pope,.I put it up to you, ask your lord cheerfulgiver to out his head into my anus and dig out where I ever wish fellow drivers death and I will tender and unreserved apology right away and take back my words.

Even when cheerfulgiver and I were having our banter I was force to return his words and death wises back to him because he was the first that started it... I'm never afraid of saying what I said to him neither do I regret any words because he first came at me.

You pope suddenly just went out of control like a wide dog, for some reasons best known to you... Go back and read that my post again... I know the post I'm referring to and I believe you also know the post. Go through that very post again and show me a place where I wish any one death pope point a single place.

Look pope I don't give a mess about anyone here or in the real world because no one pays my bills... I own no one nothing neither do I expect anything from anyone so if you like paint me black I don't give a mess!

I've been reading all you'll comments... I just look and I smile... You've a brother or a half brother who is a Canadian citizen... Guy!!! How that one take concern me nah... You never run broke since Nigeria got independence... Baba!!! Watin be my concern nah!
I dey stay with my mama for inside hole, baba! How that one take be ur headache?
Okay I borrow 2k from Okash! 😊 And the interest din increase enter 50k baba shey fairmoney call you to ask you for the money I own dem??

You just jobless making post in a daily basis here without break, don't you have a.life outside NLhuh Of you don't have anything else to do why can't you keep shutting your riders from one hotel and bear parlor to another and leave me and my simple life alone? Abi them dey pay u to talk about Felicity?

You gossip my matter to the extent you even sabi my house...lol! Seriously??!! So pope you sabi me? No for real??!! You come even mention Moses for the matter... Ookaayy!!! You were the guy that was removing Moses 's ceiling fan on the day I was at his house with my family righthuh Chai!! Can you see you truly don't have balls. Can you see that. So you're the pope without any rope. Poor thing. And couldn't introduce your st*..pi*d self... Sad!

People who talk behind always remain behind. All of those talking my matter both here and offline will keep being behind my back.

Continue
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by emadamysy: 10:33pm On Jul 23, 2023
Please does anyhow have update on the closed eko bridge . What part was closed ?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m):
Olayetan:
I've always known you to be a chronic sadist and it's clear your case is beyond manageable...
I'm my world his likes do not exist anymore.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 10:52pm On Jul 23, 2023
Olayetan:
Picking up passenger by the road side at odd hour is truly not advisable which means that is avoidable but the one you said a guy in mushin by 4am, what if he stays in mushin and was heading home at that hour, I live in mushin and I've been in mushin all my life and I sometimes go home at 3am but nothing has happened...

This is to say, every person with evil intention should never near us...
Evil abides every where even in heaven Lucifer tried to dethrone God Almighty let alone here on earth where Satan him self has been cast down to.

If you like, take a trip to Aso Villa from Canaan land, the heart of a man is desperately wicked and evil, even God in his wisdom, was forced to ask, who can search it? Nobody.

Tojah posted a meme on his status today, a Lion was chasing a kangaroo and a caption was written...
Tell prayer points.

"Deliver us of god from the evil that may befall us"

The other,

*God provide for us our daily bread"

And I commented by saying, even God in his Majesty can not deliver that kangaroo at that time because it was created to be prey to the hungry lion.

My prayer is always, God make me the Lion of the forest. Simple!
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Muhammadson2020: 11:02pm On Jul 23, 2023
izzou:
[color=royalblue]Even legitimate online trips that drivers get at night, they scrutinise it thoroughly

You dont like the rider's face? You cancel
You dont like how they are wasting your time? You cancel
You don't like the fact they are 3 men? You cancel.

Then someone goes to a notorious busstop and randomly picks 3 unknown passengers, and you are encouraging people to do good?

Which kind goodness pass to stay alive for your wife and children?[/color]
grin grin grin This one got me laughing.

When I dey do night work back then, nah this criteria I dey use pick riders then. Bolt blocked me so many times
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Welz(m): 11:15pm On Jul 23, 2023
Muhammadson2020:
grin grin grin This one got me laughing.

When I dey do night work back then, nah this criteria I dey use pick riders then. Bolt blocked me so many times
.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Welz(m): 11:17pm On Jul 23, 2023
pope I beg you in the name of God, please don't reply felicity, please and please, let's have a little sanity here..thank you
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by boundlex: 11:19pm On Jul 23, 2023
emadamysy:
Please does anyhow have update on the closed eko bridge . What part was closed ?
As at today, from surulere going to island, you will have to use costain, because you can’t climb the bridge. Connect from the round about and you are good go.

NB : Todays experience
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by boundlex: 11:20pm On Jul 23, 2023
Welz:
pope I beg you in the name of God, please don't reply felicity, please and please, let's have a little sanity here..thank you
Lol just a little ajasa nothing poisonous. the rest nah cruise
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