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Na the guy me I go blame e for call panel beater or Capenta make dem slap am I asure say d witch wey dey inside am go comot sharperly

"i slapped her mouth"...guy, na here i like pass! D guy 'slap' must have weakened d potency of her charm(juju). Guy, u correct!

chinedumo: can This mean that on certain grounds it is okay to slap a woman?

oh yes! It was a life-saving slap, so its neccessary.

forget comic relief, this is comedy at its purest form!!!!!!!
cant stop laughing at the guy story and most of the replies........ you guys are insane! charm ko, charming ni!

That gurl must be DYT or freecocoa

That's how they normally behave

After about 3o minutes, while we were watching a movie she suddenly went quiet and forcefully took the remote control for the DSTV and threw it on the far end of the room and turned to me, looking me in the eye, said, “Go and Pick up that remote and bring it to me NOW!!!!” …… I stared at her in shock for some seconds, she repeated it again, this time, through clenched teeth, “NOW”!!!! I slapped her mouth and told her to get out of my room and pick her bags and leave my apartment immediately. My friend that came around tried to ask what was wrong and begged me but I refused. She started crying and told me sorry. My heart softened and I gave her 2ok. To my shock again, she took the money, threw it on the floor and said, pick up the money and give it to me.
That was when I forcibly shoved her out of the house minus the money and slammed my door. She has been calling me but I haven’t picked.

ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


OH MY GOSH!!!


I swear, I cant be reading NL when I'm in public

LOL twice she tried? After begging?

didnt even see the part about her throwing the money on the floor.


was wondering why people were referring to that- like what were they talking about.

well, lord have mercy.

lmao.brother keep praying hard n remember to add fasting to it....

sexkillz: [color=#000030]ROFLMAO!!!
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. Wat is ROFLMAO.....

OP go package gift for your mama.
she dey pray for you wella well.

Lol

A most strange story.

How do we Nigeria actually arrive at the term Girlfriend? Looks like any lady a guy becomes sexually involved with takes up the title. Naija guys pls get back to the basics and learn terms like friends for benefit, f**kmates and the real meaning of girlfriend. As for Op. I think this girl is one of your numerous gap fills and you barely care about or know her in any way. At least you don't pretend to.[color=#000099][/color]

How do we Nigerians actually arrive at the term Girlfriend? Looks like any lady a guy becomes sexually involved with takes up the title. Naija guys pls get back to the basics and learn terms like friends for benefit, f**kmates and the real meaning of girlfriend. As for Op. I think this girl is one of your numerous gap fills and you barely care about or know her in any way. At least you don't pretend to.[color=#000099][/color]

lmao

Hmmmm..

Call her cell, and ask her to go and get her refund from BABA. The "something" aint working.

nature-em:
E be like say d juju content no complete

the great okrikpo, the one who crossed 7 valleys, 7 mountains, 7 evil forests and 7 seas. The one who uses the lion's tail to sweep. . .
The juju can't be incomplete.

Owolarbie: Na the guy me I go blame e for call panel beater or Capenta make dem slap am I asure say d witch wey dey inside am go comot sharperly

or better still, borrow klitschko's fists

PMSL Thats a great story, I gotta tell ya, she sounds like a great laugh,

Maybe she's a victim of "MK ULTRA" and you unknowingly gave her the "trigger" word or perhaps it was the shirt you were wearing which sent her into one

But why you comes slap her now? haven't you guys been friends before? i mean if she's your GF, it means you have been seeing eachother before now. is the attitude different or been like this all these while?

This guy no try at all!! Why not behave as if the juju was working, so u see her next moves... Now the story no complete. If u accpt her again, she go fortify hersef stronger than b4. So Send her to me, i kw how to handle her type.

josh24: . Wat is ROFLMAO.....

Railway on free low management account order!

Lmao...@Op.. Even in marriage, u stil hav to xpect such or worse. Hope u dint just end the relationship like dat. hav u tot of takin the girl to some prayer house or genuinly press her with questions about the queer behaviour, cos i m sure u wil find out more,as ur spirit hapen to be stronger than hers.
Meanwhile wen we wre smal, our house help once acted like dat towards my dad. Came one evening and commanded my dad 2 giv her a certain amount of money to buy thins for self, wit one leg on top of center table and both hands on her waist. It was 3 in one slap dat sent her diving under d table. Later we got to find out it was some influence from bad/evil friends she was kipin.

Power show - Fela

2 sum extnt,I tink she wants 2 noe hw mch u luv ha...bt if it wia juju,she has a lot of ways 2 command u witout u noein.Bt if it is juju,she don do mistk cux dats not hw it wrks,she shud av don wonders 2 u b4 commadin u jxt lyk d way I command my bf

Anny69

Luckysbab:
Anny69

It's either her juju failed her or she has a personality disorder.

Boy these girls are not smiling ooo. If you were one of those mumu grammatically inclined guys calling juju multipersonality traits or psychotic disorder blablabla they would have been zombied by now.

If you are a man reading this, be careful with girls. There is a way a girl will talk to you, just know she is testing juju on you. Mostly those superstitious and garment girls.