tojahh:


I think that's what you were trying to say.

pope191:


I didn’t read your post finish, before clicking on reply. The first line was what I read. I’ll buy fuel finish at Bovas and it will be like film tricks. Are these guys cheating me? Nope! They are all my padi’s, accept for that dark girl that use to act like wit*h, everytime she will bone face. These guys we are so close to the point of them telling me when they will have fuel and when not to bother to drive down. So I was fighting it, until I noticed their meter is so fast lately.

If 12k will give me half tank before the recent increment, add 1500 and that should settles that. For where? I barely see what I bought, but their fuel don’t burn easily. Switch to old oando on Sunday and gbam, 8k fuel from a bit past half is getting close to full tank. Yesterday, I bought 14k, I got tired of standing, practically begging for the meter to complete on time. I gently such from my favorite. The only problem is that traffic atimes. I still don’t want to believe Bovas tampered with their meter. The woman kept her standard this far.

But if you noticed before the recent increment, they weren’t selling at same price with the 2 NNPC’s, which tells market force and location is really dealing with them. Ask the the old NNPC? Awon clown, no difference between them and ANL.

NB : becareful of those adult babies at NNPC, their eyes is steady on red. If you loose guard! Sorry!!

BAZ001:


E be like say I go join d agents here

Make I dey export lemon limca’s as side hustle to naija now, bishop dey sell car, Gentlelife50 dey sell as side hustle, felicity, Tojahh , pope191, peatl na everybody on dis thread be car agent now.

I follow my guy go auction and saw 03/04 civic , Hyundai & fords less than $1k but heard clearing in Nigeria is $1600 dollars. That’s approx $2,600 dollars = 2.2M

Hmmm just thinking aloud about dis agency

Eyinola1:
add household item for Tojahh 😆

Pearl1910:


Guy, trust no dey my dictionary o. I don't even trust myself.
Bovas is good no doubt, compared to other stations, they have a pedigree. But u never can tell. Whether it's price or pump, I really can't tell honestly. Yes their meter is fast lately.
Nnpc no open, so I just bought from Bovas now now and I am not impressed at all. Maybe it's d price, can't believe I didn't border to ask or check. Will confirm tomorrow.

Bammzzie:


It is when you are looking for viewers, that's when you'll remember this thread cos it has lots of followers...not bad strategy tho

pope191:


Wait nah me Yeyegbami deh talk too? Walahi I don’t know. Yeye deh smell Baz. What do you call someone that says Oyenusi his is favorite movie? Bishop borrow my pen and he didn’t return it. I have evidence on all of these. He can go to c*lt, he will meet me there.

NB : I didn’t say B Autos, but Bishop. I have a personal problem with him.

BAZ001:


So u self sabi twerk

u no fit mention name of person character wey dem defame

When pope191 defame Felicity001, u no talk
Now felicity pope defame blackbishop character u dey shout no be cruise.

Una don dey fear to talk truth for dis thread, Always twerking to fellow man

tojahh:


I think that's what you were trying to say.

Felicity001:


Inasmuch as I would have loved to engaged you on this, I would rather not because by the time I'm done you would have regretted making such comment here.

Dangote employed 11,000 bla bla bla...

If your so call good government had invested in our tertiary education would there had been any need for brain drain? Unqualified graduates or high unemployment rate which has lead to all the current problems and security crisis currently bedeviling us as a country?
Kidnapping everywhere, oloshoes everywhere on the streets, even police officers are into prostitution because no pay, youths are into drugs, rape, cultism, all kinds of vices now abide in our society across the borders of our dear nation and you dare open your stinking mouth to say it's not about bad government. I pity you!

Our parents who had ordinary Primary 6 Certificate are far better than our current graduates from the best federal universities in Nigeria, Why? Colonial education and vocational training.

How many of our doctors, engineers or scientists are employable?

How much was budgeted to education in the last 8yrs since GEJ left office?

Why has ASUU strike become a part of our curriculum?
See person wey spend 9 whole years studying ordinary computer science that would take an Illori student 3yrs is talking. I have 2 jobs, I earn 6 figures... What are you doing with 2 jobs? With other sides hustles? Guy! Just 1 good job is more than enough, you're here making a fool of yourself with your 50k minimum wage job.

Guy, the government have the largest blame here to take because they neglected education since after independent chasing after their greed. Simple!

Why are they sending their children abroad to study and bring them back home to occupy the best positions in top companies? Even your Uncle MC. Oluomo that was snatching ballot boxe and shouting at his PU in the last election, did you not see his kids graduating from one of the best universities in the world? Ur papa get money to even do passport for you to visit ordinary America embassy let alone send you to study abroad?

Ordinary fuel #568 wey ur old man dey sell now no be him you dey shout so?.when last you in your generator for house when light no dey? Dey here dey shout emilokan! Rubbish!!

Don't worry wait to see their names in DPR, NNPC, EXMobil, SHELL, ZENITH BANK only to mention a few soon, na that time your eyes go clear say you don't need skills and 2 jobs with some side hustles like Uber.

Watin concern DPR staff with Uber driving as side hustle?

Mteeech!

Felicity001:
Na today we don dey see fat earning post? Show us your banking app balance let's know how much you have as a Uber driver not carrying my matter for head like a vulture carrying a pot of sacrifice on his small Obinnoral head to a 3 cardinal junctions as the Yahoo boy that you're.

I trained you and thought you how to save money to buy a car instead of pick up a rental/HP then... It took me 6 months plus on a weekly and sometimes daily couching. Can you swear with your Registered Honda Civic Bonet (god if Iron) that my intellectual sweet is not in your success today?? Obinnoral can you?? Even Pearl knows this... Swear today let's see how far you go b4 this year runs out.

Even after you bought your first car in your life, did I help you buy it? No!
You promised to show some appreciation, did you? No!
Dis I disturb or bug you? No!
I still congratulated you and even still assisted you remotely on your first week of learning how to drive and get acquainted to a (the) car. I still have you my mechanic contact and even that ido.tia blackbishop who don't have balls to mention my name I asked you to also visit him at some point... Vultures... Bounces of ingrate

Ordinary car battery you didn't even know how to go about it!

Na ur papa give me money wey I take learn everything I'm using to earn a living? Abi shey na ur papa money I chop?

The dead civic you bought na me sell am give you too abi?

If you or anybody think you can come here to spoil my brand/name after you've secretly benefitted from me may the earth you're walking in react against you in Jesus name!
Amen!!!

Enough is a enough!

Felicity001:
Here is a line from one of the world best rapper.
Let's pounder on these words.

Envy keeps your pocket dry, if you're broke and clowning on a billionaire, the joke is on you... J. Cole.

OLAPROSPER4:



I tried sending you an email through nairaland, I hope you receive it? I don't know how to dm on nairaland.

pope191:


Bishop is a known thief, so nothing new. If you want to disarm him, just chew like 10 bitter kola a night before going for him.

konkoabove:

Baba, please I beg you to move on from all these fracas. Draw your lessons and focus your energy on your new hustle/career.

konkoabove:
What kind of car are you expecting to buy with 700k or 800k in this our present economy? Can we limit this 'cruise' for the sake of genuine newbies?

Josephase:
I understand but why must the car dealer always have limca lemon to sell?? Commission of 50k and have a bad name. I better sleep in my house.

davit:

Listen to Pope191 at your own peril!

Pearl1910:
It's a miracle a plane crashed onto d busy Oba Akran road and no car was involved, nobody on ground was affected. Just beside a fuel station and no fire erupted.
Thank God for safety, protection and preservation.
As we go out to out various engagements, God will continue to provide us with a shield and an umbrella. Our going out is blessed, our coming in is blessed. Amen
We go again today!

obinoral1179:
was just thanking God on that busy oba Akran road....God is good...

konkoabove:

Baba, please I beg you to move on from all these fracas. Draw your lessons and focus your energy on your new hustle/career.

konkoabove:
What kind of car are you expecting to buy with 700k or 800k in this our present economy? Can we limit this 'cruise' for the sake of genuine newbies?

obinoral1179:
check your mail

ReadaDream:
There's a reason why experienced and seasoned car dealers stay away from Nigerian used cars. The ones that manage to sell for friend will not use their receipt for the transaction. E get why!

An average Nigerian lack maintenance culture and is already looking for the next victim to pass the car onto, the second the car starts misbehaving or they're done with the abusive relationship they have with the car.

ReadaDream:
There's a reason why experienced and seasoned car dealers stay away from Nigerian used cars. The ones that manage to sell for friend will not use their receipt for the transaction. E get why!

An average Nigerian lack maintenance culture and is already looking for the next victim to pass the car onto, the second the car starts misbehaving or they're done with the abusive relationship they have with the car.

Gentlelife50:


Thank you my brother, buying Naija used cars na wahala.
Most times when u don reach house u go come begin dey see why the owner sell am, and we don't have records like some foreign used cars that the history is there.
The owner won't dare mention any of the faults to you and if u notice any by yourself they will lie that it just started, wasn't like that before.
To worsen the whole thing, agents don't care about making proper inspection, they are only interested in getting buyer and get their cut even if the car no reach house dat wan na ur business.
They will sweet tongue you into paying once you pay OYO now ur name, even if you go with mechanics there are some errors you won't still notice until you start using the car.

izzou:


Our agents here are different

Josephase:
I understand but why must the car dealer always have limca lemon to sell?? Commission of 50k and have a bad name. I better sleep in my house.

Gentlelife50:


The truth is most car dealers or agents are only interested in making sells and profits, and in most cases those cars with low prices moves fast.
And they won't have time to explain to the buyer or educate him, I once told someone to be eating and enjoying his money than be saying he's looking for Corolla at 1.5.
I can count a number of times people come to me and say they need so so car and I ask how much is your budget?
And I will bluntly tell the person he will get ooo but it will be laced with wahala, even if you proffer something else within their budget they say no until they fall into that ditch.
I posted one Camry and people were asking how much because it was very clean but once you tell them price they run or price it nonsense.
Some will see someone bought a car next thing they ask him how much he bought it and will start telling the person it's high bla bla.
Like my Boss will always say cheap things are not good and good things are not cheap!
At the end of the day you will still spend that same amount that would have gotten you a sound one if not more, plus the stress of going to mechanics.