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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 5:42pm On Aug 22, 2023
BAZ001:


So you wan compare Asaba land to Lagos land ?
Do u know how lands in Lagos appreciate?

Buy 1 land in a good place in Lagos for a try and go back the next year to ask how much they are selling same land.

Exposure matters in life chaiii



You want make enter omonile wahala
Nothing like exposure I've been in the civil engineering profession for years
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 5:48pm On Aug 22, 2023
BAZ001:


So you wan compare Asaba land to Lagos land ?
Do u know how lands in Lagos appreciate?

Buy 1 land in a good place in Lagos for a try and go back the next year to ask how much they are selling same land.

Exposure matters in life chaiii




Did you check the exchange rate today
One pounds has fallen to 960
Just wait next year let Dangote refinery come on stream and see the naira appreciate to 500
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by nifton(m): 5:48pm On Aug 22, 2023
BAZ001:


Confirm you be old G before IG grin

Na dis chicken republic man, dey mix goat with men for this thread.


I even know when you be low-key night crawler with that limca Camry 2007, come dey light oven for lsland on top. But no wahala, make I no cast you because you dey give me joy here with cruise.
#Much respect Baba
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 5:49pm On Aug 22, 2023
nifton:

I even know when you be low-key night crawler with that limca Camry 2007, come dey light oven for lsland on top. But no wahala, make I no cast you because you dey give me joy here with cruise.
#Much respect Baba



grin grin


Lolz
Hahahaha so the niqqur drove a limca Camry
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by nifton(m): 5:52pm On Aug 22, 2023
Felicity001:


You get mind put Sir for Dru front
You come put boss for my back...

You dey crase grin grin grin

Well shall I no blame you na unto say condition happen to Crayfish na him make him tail bend

If no be say Dru na Yankee them born am you go see two of us for bar call am sir then call me him boy

I no blame you... Make I catch i first I go know say boy na oga pkata pkata grin angry
Sorry boss, na slip of the tongue (hand). I no go do am again grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by nifton(m): 5:58pm On Aug 22, 2023
Larry1960:




grin grin


Lolz
Hahahaha so the niqqur drove a limca Camry
Bros, na play I dey with am oh!. I'm happy sey him go understand.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 6:08pm On Aug 22, 2023
BAZ001:


So you wan compare Asaba land to Lagos land ?
Do u know how lands in Lagos appreciate?

Buy 1 land in a good place in Lagos for a try and go back the next year to ask how much they are selling same land.

Exposure matters in life chaiii



Initially two months ago Canada japa estimation was 17M
Today it has fallen to 15M

Kiki by next year everything would still come down
Naira would get stronger
And the Canadian Dollar no go get level
Na stupid tinubu with him stupid policy cause
Before wey CAD was 333 to one cad

So the Naira is currently doing a little bit well

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 6:09pm On Aug 22, 2023
nifton:

Sorry boss, na slip of the tongue (hand). I no go do am again grin

Ur sins have been forgiven
Go and sin no more

We don't have a pope and a bishop any longer in the thread, I would have asked them to bless you

They've been disposed of their papal supremacy due to some saeculum obscurum- what I'm trying to say in essence is, they have offended the gods of the land grin grin grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 6:31pm On Aug 22, 2023
northbird:


There's nothing like camera capturing.. human beings are the ones doing the random snapping and when the offender pays,they get 20% cut.

Exactly my brother, if you watch carefully you'll see them at Ajah under bridge always hidden in one korope bus and be doing their nonsense recordings.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 6:50pm On Aug 22, 2023
BAZ001:


How much is all your naira in dollars ?
Very soon ur eye go clear say naira value is useless.

See u struggling to buy 2010 corrolla in 2023 =13years difference .
Have u heard of my low mileage oyel sipping Camry 2007 ? U know what yr I bought it tokunbo ?
U just dey start life boy grin
I no blame u, Na corner44 I blame.

E no pass chicken republic grin
Forget, Dru23 get mouth 😆😆 those period was crazy here.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 6:53pm On Aug 22, 2023
BAZ001:



Oh no did I quote you
Na mistake , I don dey avoid you since cos I no get ur strength. Work u no get na all day olosho and Cho Cho Cho on lands in d East?
How many lands u get for Lagos ?

Mbok dem no will or bequeath properties to me, I work my ass off for money.

You are a millionaire in naira grin

Na u no wan allow me deactivate my account
Hmmn, if u try am eh
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Atk1nson(m): 7:17pm On Aug 22, 2023
Larry1960:




Did you check the exchange rate today
One pounds has fallen to 960
Just wait next year let Dangote refinery come on stream and see the naira appreciate to 500

When you go and ask bdc to sell 1pound for 960, go with a gun. You may need it

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 7:27pm On Aug 22, 2023
Itsrm:


How does bolt know they have the sticker on?

What do they need that knowledge for?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 7:31pm On Aug 22, 2023
nifton:

Boss, I just wan hail oh! I remember your advice back then during my inquiries on Abuja waka.
# Walk and never stumble baba

I appreciate you brother.. keep the flame burning 👍..
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 7:52pm On Aug 22, 2023
abefeabebi:


There is camera capturing I stand to be corrected and there is handy TMC used by lastman officer,is like POS machine when u wrongly park ur car or any traffic violation. the TMC is even video that will be sent to u.

grin.. don't let those lagos guys fool you. human beings are responsible for the capturing through hand held devices..
One dude was saying they showed him the picture at the office, grin omo...i just chuckled within me.. dont allow all these analog guys for alausa give you lamba .. grin

ideally, if there was machine capturing, the angle will show an aerial representation because the cameras are suspended from an elevation., so their footages will always be from an elevated point of view,
It will pick other cars and other items within the frame view..

They will never show you that kind of footage.. because truly, they don't have such..

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 7:52pm On Aug 22, 2023
abefeabebi:


There is camera capturing I stand to be corrected and there is handy TMC used by lastman officer,is like POS machine when u wrongly park ur car or any traffic violation. the TMC is even video that will be sent to u.
They always hide in one corner to record it, observe every busy place well you'll see them.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 7:59pm On Aug 22, 2023
Gentlelife50:

They always hide in one corner to record it, observe every busy place well you'll see them.

Agba baller, grin you observe your environment.. you are right.. @ Allen junction, i spotted them sitting quietly behind that electronic billboard by Aromire..

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Itsrm(m): 8:14pm On Aug 22, 2023
northbird:


What do they need that knowledge for?

grin grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BronzeTiger: 8:18pm On Aug 22, 2023
BAZ001:


E shock me too grin
Now now dem don reach here grin
Big baz Fear who no fear nairaland almajirinci. As you dey type the first beggee number for bank app like 5 other beggees go don sight you spiritually offline to come paste account number with their mumu story of I never chop since my mama born me.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 8:47pm On Aug 22, 2023
BAZ001:



Oh no did I quote you
Na mistake , I don dey avoid you since cos I no get ur strength. Work u no get na all day olosho and Cho Cho Cho on lands in d East?
How many lands u get for Lagos ?

Mbok dem no will or bequeath properties to me, I work my ass off for money.

You are a millionaire in naira grin

Na u no wan allow me deactivate my account

You wan make them seize your passport abi? Try am and see yourself in Ebutte Metta in 3 days grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 9:07pm On Aug 22, 2023
northbird:


grin.. don't let those lagos guys fool you. human beings are responsible for the capturing through hand held devices..
One dude was saying they showed him the picture at the office, grin omo...i just chuckled within me.. dont allow all these analog guys for alausa give you lamba .. grin

ideally, if there was machine capturing, the angle will show an aerial representation because the cameras are suspended from an elevation., so their footages will always be from an elevated point of view,
It will pick other cars and other items within the frame view..

They will never show you that kind of footage.. because truly, they don't have such..



There are cameras in some locations.
Ikeja under bridge used to have one. That one has been there for many years now. As long as 8years sef. It used to be on that armoured vehicle that was parked beside the roundabout.
That time if ur vehicle licence has expired, then ikeja under bridge is the place to avoid. It covered 360° under that bridge.
As of today there are lots of cameras in different locations in the state, randomly capturing vehicle plate numbers for expired documents or capturing vehicles beating traffic light. Some footages are elevated. So the monitoring and evidence gathering is done by both mobile hand held devices and fixed CCTV cameras.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 9:28pm On Aug 22, 2023
grin
Pearl1910:


Lolz...u think say na only u Sabi blow big grammar abi
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 9:30pm On Aug 22, 2023
Pearl1910:


There are cameras in some locations.
Ikeja under bridge used to have one. That one has been there for many years now. As long as 8years sef. It used to be on that armoured vehicle that was parked beside the roundabout.
That time if ur vehicle licence has expired, then ikeja under bridge is the place to avoid. It covered 360° under that bridge.
As of today there are lots of cameras in different locations in the state, randomly capturing vehicle plate numbers for expired documents or capturing vehicles beating traffic light. Some footages are elevated. So the monitoring and evidence gathering is done by both mobile hand held devices and fixed CCTV cameras.

The point is those cameras are not on auto, individual snapping plate numbers behind it.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 9:43pm On Aug 22, 2023
But why the noise about footage and CCTV cameras, if your papers are expired simply park the car at home and make used of a public vehicle

Go to Dubia here, if you don't use the zebra crossing you reverted a sanction
and fine on you mobile line to pay instantly.

Zebra crossing oooh I didn't say DL.

We want Nigeria to be like america yet we company over every little thing

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ksmart027(m): 10:00pm On Aug 22, 2023
Welz:
Uber is experiencing serious drought these days, your app can be on for hours and no single trip will enter, you will reposition yet nothing will still enter. na indrive dey help person. This lady follow me drag trip today eh grin. three different trips wey I bid for she dey there too. I love seeing women drivers on that app cool.
Same thing is happening in ph, Uber needs to do massive advertisment and promo to get back their drivers and riders.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ksmart027(m): 10:10pm On Aug 22, 2023
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ksmart027(m): 10:14pm On Aug 22, 2023
nifton:
Baz001, me wey be your number1 fan. You come talk sey I dey new and I follow chicken Republic give away come. Kai, you don fall my hand.
See, I don tey for here, just that I be Abuja pilot, so l just dey observe Una. I know when Sir Dru (felicity former boss) wey Una post him picture dey here, even Mama Rad too.
# Make I still dey explain with evidence?
@ the bolded, you go explain tire wink
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 10:15pm On Aug 22, 2023
Pleaser I’ll like to ask this, if I can do better when next I face with such.

On Saturday, while waiting for a trip around Omole. I got a request from there to county hospital for 1k. So I tot of using the trip to reposition to Ogba area, since Berger gets block in blink. Called the person and she wasn’t at the bus stop as put, but like a minute away. On getting to her, she need to take her aged father to the hospital.

Hmmm! This kind of trip scares me and all, I honestly don’t appreciate all these drive inside package. Due to her saying her daddy and hospital, my conscience won’t let me cancel. Lo behold, they carried him into the car. Can’t talk, can’t walk, just banting. I wasn’t comfortable, had to speed off to the hospital. We got there and the hospital madness start. They can’t admit him till doctor gives go ahead, so they have to reach out to the doctor first. He came and said, they can’t admit him, he should be taken to general hospital. All this while, he was inside the car. I dash them the car for the moment, while I hang some where for them to work things out. So the lady called me and point, Oya oga! General hospital. I nod my head in no, I can’t do that. She flipped and blab on are they no going to pay me for the service, blab blab. I wasn’t mad at her, because I understand. Straight up I told her, madam I honestly don’t have to do this, but life is involve and it seem like emergency was why I did it. Right now it is no longer emergency. Get the service of an ambulance or you people should charter a vehicle that’s ok with health related issue.

She saw thro what I told her and kind of mellow…. But how about my time they are taking? Madam take all your time, I’m less bothered about work. The only option I can give you again is if you have relative with car, tell them to meet us at the General hospital, my own is once we get there. I am leaving immediately. So they start doing deliberation between them. The man’s children abroad and co, while I watch. Eventually they choose to order another ride and the driver did not flinch on arrival, but took them to general hospital.

My reason for avoiding such after first consideration.
~ Doctor understood his reason for not admitting. Driver no choke head
~ if anything happen on our way eventually, I have become part of the family for the day. I go where they want to go.
~ The lady wasn’t even certain, as his health that’s start failing that morning

I have been on these shoes twice before this. Got to the hospital, they have to go take card and so, to get doctor wahala. Doctor admit, but no bed space. So I have to wait endlessly. Car got messed up inbetween. It is well!

Life humbled me… saw 3 old school Benz, I believed the papa own them. No one around to drive them, so cars get damaged.

I’ve been thinking a about the values of life since Saturday and what’s the best way to handle situation such as this. Should drivers really be attending to such situation as well.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Glithronix: 11:18pm On Aug 22, 2023
northbird:


That's false.. bolt is still 25%. For the branded guys, they get paid 18k plus weekly for the branding.
However, there's a proviso attached to the payment.
You must do 40 trips weekly to claim 18k .. it's not free money.
Is it worth it? I wonder too why people do it, human nature. .. different strokes for different folks.
Smiles.
So, what's the essence?
Some people self. Na dem dey allow these e-hailing companies dey take dem for a ride. grin
It is well.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Glithronix: 11:39pm On Aug 22, 2023
pope191:


We are in the same boat to learn boss.

Nah Pearl first brand em car and you deh expect money from Tojahh? Ijaw man! Shepe!!
So, that chairman don scam me abi?
Heheheheheee. Inside life. grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by konkoabove: 6:10am On Aug 23, 2023
northbird:


That's false.. bolt is still 25%. For the branded guys, they get paid 18k plus weekly for the branding.
However, there's a proviso attached to the payment.
You must do 40 trips weekly to claim 18k .. it's not free money.
Is it worth it? I wonder too why people do it, human nature. .. different strokes for different folks.
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