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Me And My Boyfriend by VickyELEFAN(f): 5:28pm On Aug 25, 2023
My boyfriend is in his late twenties. He doesn't have a job yet but I try my best to support him once in a while.
Sometimes I go to his house with yam, palmoil and pepper. Sometimes when I have money, I buy fish for him.

He doesn't give me anything in return, all he wants to give is his small prick. I had to force him yesterday to go and take his bath. He has been indoor chatting on fb instead of applying everywhere for work or have a social life.

Imagine, yesterday, I called his attention to the fact that he has to buy pure water for us to eat the yam I bought.
He said there is no gas and I did not complain. We took the yam out and put it in the midst of fire a woman selling food made.

I kept turning the yam so that it won't burn out, my boyfriend was just standing there looking at me like the 3 Eyo statues of Lagos.
When it was done, I asked him to peel the yam.
I went upstairs to bring palmoil and salt. When I got back, I was shocked to see a sheep has collected the yam from my boyfriend's hand and eating it.
This man has to be the most stupid thing walking on 2 legs. How can an animal on four legs collect food from your hand?

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Re: Me And My Boyfriend by izonborn098(m): 5:30pm On Aug 25, 2023
Small prick.....
Madam u are just looking for attention because of that goodlady post that make front page....
You and ur broke dirty bodyfriend should get lost....

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Re: Me And My Boyfriend by Anny69(f): 5:31pm On Aug 25, 2023
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I'm sorry I find this funny.

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Re: Me And My Boyfriend by Wainey: 5:36pm On Aug 25, 2023
Lolz. Why do I feel this OP is still single trying to tell a badly fabricated lies?

Could even be a male behind the moniker sef

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Re: Me And My Boyfriend by VickyELEFAN(f): 5:38pm On Aug 25, 2023
Some other time, early in may, I told him I was going to leave him. This is what happened.. Some cult boys came to my house shouting and threatened to beat me.

I ran and reported to my boyfriend. In all honesty, he came in all fury and action but when he got to my street and saw the boys.. His countenance changed. He started bending like vegetables to greet the hooligans.

Those boys collected his phone and also collected my phone. I was so ashamed. I asked him "babe what's the meaning of all these na"?
The boys were just 3 o. Just 3 boys and my boyfriend can not fight for his phone even if he won't fight for me angry
Re: Me And My Boyfriend by Wainey: 5:41pm On Aug 25, 2023
VickyELEFAN:
Some other time, early in may, I told him I was going to leave him. This is what happened.. Some cult boys came to my house shouting and threatened to beat me.

I ran and reported to my boyfriend. In all honesty, he came in all fury and action but when he got to my street and saw the boys.. His countenance changed. He started bending like vegetables to greet the hooligans.

Those boys collected his phone and also collected my phone. I was so ashamed. I asked him "babe what's the meaning of all these na"?
The boys were just 3 o. Just 3 boys and my boyfriend can not fight for his phone even if he won't fight for me angry
Just three boys?
I thought whatever a man can do, a woman can do better.

Moreover next time create a better story, this lies looks like something coming from a JSS2 person

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Re: Me And My Boyfriend by DONFRANSKID(m): 5:42pm On Aug 25, 2023
Lies

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Re: Me And My Boyfriend by TradingGod: 6:22pm On Aug 25, 2023
undecided

Re: Me And My Boyfriend by Yusufisraelj(m): 7:11pm On Aug 25, 2023
Work on yourself, your "boyfriend" is not your problem. You are.
Re: Me And My Boyfriend by VickyELEFAN(f): 8:23pm On Aug 25, 2023
DONFRANSKID:
Lies
where you there?
Re: Me And My Boyfriend by izonborn098(m): 8:30pm On Aug 25, 2023
VickyELEFAN:
where you there?
werey delete ur post...... Ur mumu dey shame me....
Re: Me And My Boyfriend by Allisgud: 8:33pm On Aug 25, 2023
🀣🀣🀣 this is all I can at the moment
Re: Me And My Boyfriend by Danisaint112(m): 8:34pm On Aug 25, 2023
Wahala for who dey do relationship for this Tinubu regime. Person wey no dey into any relationship get peace of mind.
Re: Me And My Boyfriend by Jeon(f): 9:15pm On Aug 25, 2023
I can't stop laughing.

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Re: Me And My Boyfriend by Smithwilliams826: 9:26pm On Aug 25, 2023
I thought you said you are a cow. Lol
Re: Me And My Boyfriend by 9182736455O1999(m): 9:29pm On Aug 25, 2023
Chai! See Nairaland see character. grin grin
Re: Me And My Boyfriend by Styluss: 9:32pm On Aug 25, 2023
Tell me this is a madeup story!

VickyELEFAN:
My boyfriend is in his late twenties. He doesn't have a job yet but I try my best to support him once in a while.
Sometimes I go to his house with yam, palmoil and pepper. Sometimes when I have money, I buy fish for him.

He doesn't give me anything in return, all he wants to give is his small prick. I had to force him yesterday to go and take his bath. He has been indoor chatting on fb instead of applying everywhere for work or have a social life.

Imagine, yesterday, I called his attention to the fact that he has to buy pure water for us to eat the yam I bought.
He said there is no gas and I did not complain. We took the yam out and put it in the midst of fire a woman selling food made.

I kept turning the yam so that it won't burn out, my boyfriend was just standing there looking at me like the 3 Eyo statues of Lagos.
When it was done, I asked him to peel the yam.
I went upstairs to bring palmoil and salt. When I got back, I was shocked to see a sheep has collected the yam from my boyfriend's hand and eating it.
This man has to be the most stupid thing walking on 2 legs. How can an animal on four legs collect food from your hand?
Re: Me And My Boyfriend by DONFRANSKID(m): 9:39pm On Aug 25, 2023
VickyELEFAN:
where you there?
I don't need to be there to know it's a pure lie.
Re: Me And My Boyfriend by talk2hb1(m): 10:10pm On Aug 25, 2023
Another Tales By Nairaland!
This Story Dry Small tongue
VickyELEFAN:
My boyfriend is in his late twenties. He doesn't have a job yet but I try my best to support him once in a while.
Sometimes I go to his house with yam, palmoil and pepper. Sometimes when I have money, I buy fish for him.

He doesn't give me anything in return, all he wants to give is his small prick. I had to force him yesterday to go and take his bath. He has been indoor chatting on fb instead of applying everywhere for work or have a social life.

Imagine, yesterday, I called his attention to the fact that he has to buy pure water for us to eat the yam I bought.
He said there is no gas and I did not complain. We took the yam out and put it in the midst of fire a woman selling food made.

I kept turning the yam so that it won't burn out, my boyfriend was just standing there looking at me like the 3 Eyo statues of Lagos.
When it was done, I asked him to peel the yam.
I went upstairs to bring palmoil and salt. When I got back, I was shocked to see a sheep has collected the yam from my boyfriend's hand and eating it.
This man has to be the most stupid thing walking on 2 legs. How can an animal on four legs collect food from your hand?
Re: Me And My Boyfriend by BlissGod: 10:19pm On Aug 25, 2023
Sometimes I wonder the type of poverty stricken people are on this forum. I can’t even understand a woman will subject herself to such lowlife and such low lifestyle in the name of keeping a boyfriend. This is disgusting and a disgrace to both the woman and man.

How can a girlfriend be the one feeding the boyfriend, how, am trying to make sense of it. God please thank you for not making us to see such type of worthless living in the name of relationships. Amen

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Re: Me And My Boyfriend by Gadafii: 10:31pm On Aug 25, 2023
You are him are prefect match πŸ₯³
Re: Me And My Boyfriend by VickyELEFAN(f): 7:39am On Aug 26, 2023
Gadafii:
You are him are prefect match πŸ₯³
Wrong sentence construction sir
Re: Me And My Boyfriend by Nice2023(m): 9:53am On Aug 26, 2023
U are wasting ur destiny on that thing.

U had better cut that thing that joined both of u together.

He is a waste of a boyfriend
.

If u were like him...all these yahoo boys here would have abused the hell out of u.
Re: Me And My Boyfriend by Illegal1(m): 6:29pm On Sep 28, 2023
VickyELEFAN:
Some other time, early in may, I told him I was going to leave him. This is what happened.. Some cult boys came to my house shouting and threatened to beat me.

I ran and reported to my boyfriend. In all honesty, he came in all fury and action but when he got to my street and saw the boys.. His countenance changed. He started bending like vegetables to greet the hooligans.

Those boys collected his phone and also collected my phone. I was so ashamed. I asked him "babe what's the meaning of all these na"?
The boys were just 3 o. Just 3 boys and my boyfriend can not fight for his phone even if he won't fight for me angry

omoh.........dis babe u funny well well ooh,jst 3 boys and u no fit fight any 1,abi u no get hand?
Re: Me And My Boyfriend by Nobody: 7:22pm On Sep 28, 2023
You initially opened a thread, complaining of how you were disrespected by your boyfriend. And his sister's.

I'm very sure you are broke and now bitter, after getting dumped.
Re: Me And My Boyfriend by VickyELEFAN(f): 9:59am On Oct 28, 2023
Illegal1:


omoh.........dis babe u funny well well ooh,jst 3 boys and u no fit fight any 1,abi u no get hand?
grin

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