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Best Excuse by Nobody: 7:20am On Sep 06, 2023
Give ur best excuse if ur side chick leaves this on ur neck and u have to go home to main in the morning after lying u were working late embarassed

Re: Best Excuse by ItisWell22(f):
Unless na woman wey no get idea at all, there’s no excuse whatsoever for that.

Just go gather all your turtleneck clothings dey wear till it resolves! 🥱

dkidd:
Lol... It could be insect bite u know 😐
That’s why I mentioned “woman with no experience”.
With such, that your “insect bite” or “while you were trying to stand, you hit the edge of the table” excuse; will fly.

An experienced woman?
Unless she’s the very calm type or has just made up her mind to let you be. 🤧

These days of couples suspecting each other… 🥱
Re: Best Excuse by Nobody: 7:30am On Sep 06, 2023
ItisWell22:
Unless na woman wey no get idea at all, there’s no excuse whatsoever for that.

Just go gather all your turtleneck clothings dey wear till it resolves ! 🥱
Lol... It could be insect bite u know 😐
Re: Best Excuse by Nobody: 8:05am On Sep 06, 2023
ItisWell22:
Unless na woman wey no get idea at all, there’s no excuse whatsoever for that.

Just go gather all your turtleneck clothings dey wear till it resolves! 🥱



That’s why I mentioned “woman with no experience”.
With such, that your “insect bite” or “while you were trying to stand, you hit the edge of the table” excuse; will fly.

An experienced woman?
Unless she’s the very calm type or has just made up her mind to let you be. 🤧

These days of couples suspecting each other… 🥱
So u mean mosquito/ black ants cannot bite my neck again and Why do u love using the yawning emoji 🥱
Re: Best Excuse by ItisWell22(f): 8:07am On Sep 06, 2023
dkidd:
So u mean mosquito/ black ants cannot bite my neck again and Why do u love using the yawning emoji 🥱
😑

You sef check am naaa…

Na so mosquito and black ant bite marks dey be?

Even the brutal electric insect bite mark no dey appear laidis.
Re: Best Excuse by Nobody: 8:14am On Sep 06, 2023
ItisWell22:
😑

You sef check am naaa…

Na so mosquito and black ant bite marks dey be?

Even the brutal electric insect bite mark no dey appear laidis.
So it's turtle neck or the matter cast 😐
Re: Best Excuse by Nobody: 7:47pm On May 11, 2024
Re: Best Excuse by wizrose(m): 10:47pm On May 11, 2024
dkidd:
Give ur best excuse if ur side chick leaves this on ur neck and u have to go home to main in the morning after lying u were working late embarassed
Na your own business be that na you no waiting you do way make her pour you hot tea for neck grin angry tongue
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