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Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by Chetas81(m): 10:14am On Sep 10, 2023 |
WHO EVEN TOLD YOU THAT, OUR MIGHTY GOD WAS KEPT IN THE CHURCH, ALL THIS SICK PRACTICE, BRITISH JUST DO THE 2HOURS SERVICE AND GO BACK HOME, BUT HERE, FOR THE BUSINESS, SPEND 10HOURS IN THE CHURCH |
Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by geoworldedu: 10:14am On Sep 10, 2023 |
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Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by Angelfrost(m): 10:14am On Sep 10, 2023 |
benuejosh: ...Or when those to speak the word need more lessons in homiletics. |
Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by Lama70(m): 10:15am On Sep 10, 2023 |
TemplarLandry: How can evil spirit operate in a Holy Spirit filled church? Are you listening to yourself, ma ? 2 Likes |
Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by SageWithSarcasm(m): 10:16am On Sep 10, 2023 |
Wainey:Most people go to church tired just to prevent their members from tagging them a "backslider"(d deep sleepers) Others go to church with more than the thoughts of going to serve the lord hence absentmindedly doze. All in all to sleep in church is like sleeping at work. No evil spirit whatsoever most of the time IMHO |
Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by OboOlora(f): 10:18am On Sep 10, 2023 |
God rested on the Sabbath day (Sunday) so why can’t humans do the same? They are just obeying the call of nature. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by Dennisochampa: 10:18am On Sep 10, 2023 |
Several reasons. 1. Evil spirit - They never want you to listen to the word of God. 2. Hang over from previous night party or work. 3. Boring pastors. 4. Irrelevant messages in church. 5. Too much comfort in church with ac's, good seats and so on. 6. Abstract minds... Your body is in church but your mind is elsewhere.... |
Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by Shaev7(m): 10:18am On Sep 10, 2023 |
TemplarLandry:That evil is called Asmodeus! You must exorcise it. |
Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by omooba969(m): 10:18am On Sep 10, 2023 |
TemplarLandry: Haaa, evil spirit báwo? |
Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by gohf: 10:19am On Sep 10, 2023 |
Wainey:either it is boring, or one is tired or one is under attack. Evil spirits come like birds and steal the word away. Powers are fighting the person, least you hear and be delivered. |
Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by PinkNature: 10:21am On Sep 10, 2023 |
At times tiredness. I rarely sleep in church though. |
Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by Wodu89: 10:22am On Sep 10, 2023 |
Wainey: You're a wizard. You just confirmed it yourself |
Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by karino: 10:23am On Sep 10, 2023 |
Because their pastors are fake |
Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by foleskay(m): 10:24am On Sep 10, 2023 |
OboOlora:Obo olora je kin gbo ise e wo nw. Gbe mi de be jor 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by Hotfreezing: 10:26am On Sep 10, 2023 |
Church sleep is the sweetest. Satan is blowing you breeze directly. |
Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by Sprinklepee: 10:26am On Sep 10, 2023 |
Wainey:op your own worst ooo, mine na when the preaching dey boring, before you know i don jonz |
Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by imolile: 10:26am On Sep 10, 2023 |
On one of my visits to Nigeria, I was returning from the neighboring Benin republic to catch my flight back to North America, I had my face camera on and wanted to see the act of bribery along that road which I have experienced several times. I recorded this police man stylishly collecting bribes from the driver. One was even daring and asking for bribe in broad day light. This was before the Endsar's protest. I am sure these guys are the murderers who kill the youths and rob people at night. The state of the country has worsened from what I read and hear . I wanted them to be arrested at the time, but no one cared to put checks and balance on the Nigerian system anymore. Criminals have been promoted and rewarded If you look at the faces of these police guys , they may have been deployed to other senior positions since it happened, who knows these may be your DPO But I had it on video and let us keep shamming them untill their video of crime is brought to the attention of those who still have sanity of mind to prosecute them. A crime committed by public servants does not have an expiry date for prosecution https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuOPlQF6j5M?si=7JGsMRU_HZlykkzV
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Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by Mekanus(m): 10:26am On Sep 10, 2023 |
When you keep listening to the same boring bvllshit over and over again, why won't you sleep. |
Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by Harrynight(m): 10:27am On Sep 10, 2023 |
When the Speaker is boring, the talk not interesting, the speaker not arousing interest of the Audience with his talk |
Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by DMerciful(m): 10:28am On Sep 10, 2023 |
Because you're going to church just in case heaven or afterlife is real...no real intention Wainey: |
Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by udemzyudex(m): 10:29am On Sep 10, 2023 |
geoworldedu: Some preachers don't really know how to preach, it's just like when you're in a class room that is interactive and the teacher is carrying everyone along, you won't find the class boring, how come it's only during the time of preaching people sleep but don't sleep when it's time for praise and worship. |
Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by ajepako(f): 10:29am On Sep 10, 2023 |
Enemyofprogress enemyofpeace comma ansa your name Werey boy that only attends church when they share food Tifun loran |
Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by BigDawsNet: 10:30am On Sep 10, 2023 |
It's based on boring preaching.. As a pastor... I think it should be part of their Theological Bible Training.. they should learn to be funny when making reference or giving out stories when preaching... |
Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by AImiron: 10:33am On Sep 10, 2023 |
Wainey:back then when I still Dey go church, whenever dem wan start preaching na that time sleep dey come, and the ushers go come Dey disturb my sweet nap, it wasn’t not my fault the sermon was always boring. On Sundays, na me Dey enter church last and na me go first leave even before Dey share the grace, I don move. Church ain’t my thing. No church no worries. 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by Bluesearoll(m): 10:33am On Sep 10, 2023 |
Things of God are always boring to canal minds tunjijones: |
Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by benydy(f): 10:35am On Sep 10, 2023 |
It happens most especially when the church service is boring |
Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by Wainey: 10:35am On Sep 10, 2023 |
Lama70:lolz, u should listen to urself. The devil also goes to church |
Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by ShenTeh(m): 10:36am On Sep 10, 2023 |
I used to blame others until I started working might shifts on Saturdays and was torn between Hoi to church at all or braving sleeping on church. You never know until you are in other people's shoes. |
Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by BoldBrainz(m): 10:36am On Sep 10, 2023 |
benuejosh: So you somehow happen to know god enough to speak on spiritual issues, yet you keep making political and leadership choices that are inimical to the overall well-being of the Nigerian nation? |
Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by Patrioticman007(m): 10:36am On Sep 10, 2023 |
TemplarLandry: You mean there are Devils inside the church that make people sleep in the presence of the pastor?. Shouldn't the church be a sacred ground that will make Devil's afraid to go near it. Hmmmm something is fishy ?. |
Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by Bluesearoll(m): 10:37am On Sep 10, 2023 |
God's words are New everyday..lack of revelation makes most ministers repeat and sound repeatitive geoworldedu: |
Re: Why Do You Always Sleep In Church? by DrAda(f): 10:38am On Sep 10, 2023 |
It's not strange. Any activity that is not engaging or interactive is bound to induce sleep. If you watch a boring movie, or listen to an uninspiring speaker talk on and on without any visuals or slide show to captivate the senses, you will sleep off. |
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