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Hmmm!we are waiting to see fake clits in d market because fake cock(dilldo) don dey.

SIXTEENTH:
Look more like taking a hooker home then discovered it's your fellow gender while disguising.

You no go chop craze and shege banza commot from the werèy body?

I support ds with my life and some liquid contents......🍻🥂🍺

SIXTEENTH:
Pray you don't fall my hands because if I should take you home, strip and discovered this tricks then expect mockery and beating join.

Ladies try to be real and appreciate your true nature, someone not having issues about your true natural milk factory definitely will come for you.

You must be a very vawulent man.

ravensckar:
Your own better, shebi na Ashy you carry. Me, it was my then ex-fiancee that we were engaged to be married. For three years, I didn't touch her. She was screaming 'no sex before marriage'. Then, after the engagement was fixed and done. Something just whispered to me to even make an attempt to see what I'll be enjoying for the rest of my life.

O boy! Na that day I know sey no sex before marriage na scam. Her breast be like Agbalumo, very tiny, but it appeared big all these while due to padded bra. Yansh self small like man own. To make matters worse, [b]hanty come get broad shoulders join. [/b]I could have even overlooked all that for the sake of love, but the kind bad odour that was oozing out of that place was disgusting. I made sure I forced myself to cvm then I told her immediately that the relationship was over.

She begged me severally and called all my village people to beg me. I stood my ground and said it was over. As a respect to her, I never told anyone what transpired. It was after some years that I told my parents. Each time I think of that issue, I give thanks to God for helping me dodge a bullet.

She been dey play rugby?

Babaibeji2020:
I support ds with my life and some liquid contents......🍻🥂🍺

You da best Man, let's toast to the good Life 🧬🧬🧬

Hair - fake (weaves/bone straight)
Hairlines - fake (attachment)
Complexion - fake (bleaching)
Eye brows - fake (attachment/pencil liner)
Eyelashes - fake (attachment)
Eye pupils - fake (contact lens)
Nose - fake (surgery)
Brezz - fake (surgery/'costay'
Nipples - fake
Nails - fake
Waist - fake (waist-trainers)
Hips - fake
Virginity - fake (vjay reconstruction surgery)
Vagina - fake (vjay- tightening surgery)
Camel toe - fake
Tummy - fake (surgery)
Height - fake (high heels)
Nyansh - fake (surgery)

Men, tiyin ti bayin (u are done for)

guobe:
Lol for real

Yes, breast wey we Dey enjoy naturally dem wan use am still Dey scam us? 🤷‍♂️🤣😂

One visited me in those days when boys were boys for PH to ABJ.

She Removed her padded bra
Removed padded yash

I was shocked and asked her "what is this?"

She reply, na packaging na. We slept on the same bed but I didn't touch her. She left the next morning to her relative place.

Na d odour own for me oh... Dt smell fit make priq fall down sharp sharp! 😅😄😃😩

[Qquote author=ravensckar post=126837080] Your own better, shebi na Ashy you carry. Me, it was my then ex-fiancee that we were engaged to be married. For three years, I didn't touch her. She was screaming 'no sex before marriage'. Then, after the engagement was fixed and done. Something just whispered to me to even make an attempt to see what I'll be enjoying for the rest of my life.

O boy! Na that day I know sey no sex before marriage na scam. Her breast be like Agbalumo, very tiny, but it appeared big all these while due to padded bra. Yansh self small like man own. To make matters worse, hanty come get broad shoulders join. I could have even overlooked all that for the sake of love, but the kind bad odour that was oozing out of that place was disgusting. I made sure I forced myself to cvm then I told her immediately that the relationship was over.

She begged me severally and called all my village people to beg me. I stood my ground and said it was over. As a respect to her, I never told anyone what transpired. It was after some years that I told my parents. Each time I think of that issue, I give thanks to God for helping me dodge a bullet. [/quote]

Daughters of sheba

Theweekend:
pant own dey already

I'm not surprise

Godada:



This reminds of a time I got a lady home. I was hot and ready to go.

We got down to the business of the day then, I took of the bra......

I found out the bra was padded. Nothing dey up.

Even the pant dey padded.

That was it for me.

I gently disengaged and discharged her off.

Reminded of one of my nyac gfs. She get yansh, but boobs no dey, she dey pad am

Lovemeharder:
Some men love those lies.

Why do you want me to fvck you Harder, ehnn Ada

Bigchristo:
Yes, breast wey we Dey enjoy naturally dem wan use am still Dey scam us? 🤷‍♂️🤣😂

Lol

I don't know why some ladies can't just present themselves just the way they're made ?! I had a similar experience in the past. There was this very pretty lady - very cute face with some curvy hips ! Those were about my major attractions to her and I truly liked the babe for her calmness as well. Her boobs appeared averagely big,if you know what I mean but I wasn't even concerned so much about that. She had a very pretty face,above average height and curvy hips;I liked it that way ! We met in Ilesha. We're both working in the city,different companies though.

So, on the ""day,we retired to my apartment after some very refreshing time out at a club. We were both very Hot and we started kissing aggressively. I thereafter made an attempt to touch her boobs but she held my hand and said "please wait" ! So,I asked her what's the issue and she told me that her boobs were not as big as they appeared ! In fact,she said;"I'm almost barechested" ! Truly, when I unzipped her bra,it was really small except for her portruding nipples. She was a bit shy because of it but I told her I wasn't even really attracted to her boobs but that I really like her shape regardless of the size of her boobs. And down there,she knew how to take care of her body;I was impressed. She's such a neat girl.

Shout-out to you,Seun wherever you might be now. It really pained me when she called me up one Monday morning and informed me that her Company had just transferred her to one of their branches in Ibadan ! Shortly after that time,I too was transferred to Ekiti state. Na so the relationship take die.

Upon discovery that a lady is fake, made of plastics or exhibiting characters that are borrowed a real is supposed to be real to the core. That's a balance.

This reminds me of Tinubu

id4sho:
E dey their blood
Hair, makeup, eyelashes,boobs, nails, nyash, Camel toe(crotch), corset, hips,

Buy me pad,am hungry, urgent 2k, buy me iPhone

Screaming, I want a real man


Devil dey fear them

Old pix. This came up when those two girls were doing breast competition

After finding out this out I'll butcher her into pieces


I hate nonsense

CorrectionFLuid:
It's actually teats that turned to tits.

Now I know

Almost everything about female body fashion and beauty is polluted with fake and artificial sexuality.

From their head to their toe. No inborn beauty any more. Most of them are fond of putting off the light for them to go naked in presence of their spouse.

Imagine scouting and courting a fine babe with pointy big boobs and big ass for 3 years, starving yourself of sex to remain pure till marriage. Only to find out on your wedding night honeymoon that you just married an Ojuju with slippers breasts and flat hardened ass woman.

And then one Pastor will say "What God as joined together... bla bla bla .... Nna eh? Wahala must to dey.

Godada:



This reminds of a time I got a lady home. I was hot and ready to go.

We got down to the business of the day then, I took of the bra......

I found out the bra was padded. Nothing dey up.

Even the pant dey padded.

That was it for me.



I gently disengaged and discharged her off.

how much did you lose?

no b today na

ravensckar:
Your own better, shebi na Ashy you carry. Me, it was my then ex-fiancee that we were engaged to be married. For three years, I didn't touch her. She was screaming 'no sex before marriage'. Then, after the engagement was fixed and done. Something just whispered to me to even make an attempt to see what I'll be enjoying for the rest of my life.

O boy! Na that day I know sey no sex before marriage na scam. Her breast be like Agbalumo, very tiny, but it appeared big all these while due to padded bra. Yansh self small like man own. To make matters worse, hanty come get broad shoulders join. I could have even overlooked all that for the sake of love, but the kind bad odour that was oozing out of that place was disgusting. I made sure I forced myself to cvm then I told her immediately that the relationship was over.

She begged me severally and called all my village people to beg me. I stood my ground and said it was over. As a respect to her, I never told anyone what transpired. It was after some years that I told my parents. Each time I think of that issue, I give thanks to God for helping me dodge a bullet.

lanre316:
Beat another man's daughter? On top wetin? If you you don't like her, leave her, not beat her.

I pray you meet a lady who has strong brothers that can treat your fvckup well well. Coward boy.

Na woman beating you sabi, you no sabi better things?

She go gree tell her strong brothers say she dey do hookup with smelly pussy.......

LAW2577:
You be local man, this threaded a month ago. ladies with fake parts; 80% of ladies appearance these days are fake; [b]fake puna, [/b]everything fake.

Please Explain this
let me learn from your experience....

Godada:



This reminds of a time I got a lady home. I was hot and ready to go.

We got down to the business of the day then, I took of the bra......

I found out the bra was padded. Nothing dey up.

Even the pant dey padded.

That was it for me.

I gently disengaged and discharged her off.

Padded tale.

[quote author=SIXTEENTH post=126831845]Look more like taking a hooker home then discovered it's your fellow gender while disguising.

You no go chop craze and shege banza commot from the werèy body?[/quotep]y not

Na tit you deh spell as teat... You deh craze?

Rich4god:
Everything most ladies do points to the direction that they have nothing to offer humanity. The way they dress shows that they are just for s3x only. But the moment a guy call them s3x objects, we no go hear word.... but all their action points towards that.

The last time I went to Asaba and see how some ladies are dressed na that day I gv us on ladies.

I don't know if all those ladies in Asaba have parents at all.
Tufia!!!

Godada:



This reminds of a time I got a lady home. I was hot and ready to go.

We got down to the business of the day then, I took of the bra......

I found out the bra was padded. Nothing dey up.

Even the pant dey padded.

That was it for me.

I gently disengaged and discharged her off.

You for wipe am oraimo cord for neck. What type of shithousery is that?

Awon sex object. ....all because of men.