This has me rolling
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxqfIKDMyzJ/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Omoapena:



Kazeem has been saving lives since o



Some kazeem are very experienced and good, nah just packaging and bad communication skills dey make people underrate them

Whereas the once with good communication and queen's English na quack. Hahaha...
Guy I c what u did there oooh... Some went to baccock.
Wait oh, have they accredited mechanical engineering in baccock? Make I bend! Who dash monkey banana

Itsrm:
There's a reason people will have money with an investment bank and then use the money they have as collateral to obtain a loan despite having to pay interest on the loan. Imagine people like that coming in contact with a 0% interest loan.

If you must do ajo, the only thing that makes sense is to collect number one. Else, put your money in any mutual fund of your choice

You a very valid financial statement. Abeg were I fit join ajo that can give me 500k starting in January, 2024?

Oyingbo Bridge has been opened.
Just went through from Jibowu to Carter Bridge in 3minutes.

Can't wait for the one at Ikeja along to open up. We have suffered long enough.

PuZZyNegro:
Please, can I sue Bolt for this? Especially when they block me because I believe this should be against the labour law.

Nigeria is a failed country. you wont get justice if you try it, instead you would waste your hard earned money. if they black you, just accept it. and move on.

Hello everyone, its good to see this thread is alive and well. Please guys, I need @Gazzuzz number ( @gazzuzz, if you are reading this, kindly share), if you have it kindly share with me.O9O3nine86four39six Thanks.

Felicity0001:


You a very valid financial statement. Abeg were I fit join ajo that can give me 500k starting in January, 2024?

1m ajo dey, starting January, but u can't get first as a new comer.

Hi guys , trust the hustle is going well .

Putting up my car for sale due to relocation.
Toyota Camry 2009 SE @3.2 .HVAC (cools on and off) and front bumper needs fix. Used by me since imported in 2021.
Zero nine zero one seven six one two six seven eight .

Fibel:
Hi guys , trust the hustle is going well .

Putting up my car for sale due to relocation.
Toyota Camry 2009 SE @3.2 .HVAC (cools on and off) and front bumper needs fix. Used by me since imported in 2021.
Zero nine zero one seven six one two six seven eight .

Relocation? Canada, UK or Yankee?

Me too wan sell. I wan relocate

The location is Idimu, Lagos.

Uber driver needed to work Monday to Saturday.

Better if you live around Idimu or egbeda.

Send an email to fortiflytrading@gmail.com

Good day everyone that has been upholding this thread and helping people find their feet in the Uber/bolt hustle...

Please guys I have a question,I just got hold of a lexus Es300...please is it good for Uber .I intent to drive it myself .

The price high o!

Fibel:
Hi guys , trust the hustle is going well .

Putting up my car for sale due to relocation.
Toyota Camry 2009 SE @3.2 .HVAC (cools on and off) and front bumper needs fix. Used by me since imported in 2021.
Zero nine zero one seven six one two six seven eight .

For a car sale there important pictures to put in interior, different angles and even engine

Good morning Senior men in the house please which one is better between uber and indrive because am new to this hustle, I just want to know which one is better
I will be grateful if you guys can advice me on this

AOB1:
Good morning Senior men in the house please which one is better between uber and indrive because am new to this hustle, I just want to know which one is better
I will be grateful if you guys can advice me on this

Use them both n decides which one to stick to later...

mcyemite:
Good day everyone that has been upholding this thread and helping people find their feet in the Uber/bolt hustle...

Please guys I have a question,I just got hold of a lexus Es300...please is it good for Uber .I intent to drive it myself .

Not good at all...

OAKSFIVEFARMS:
Hello everyone, its good to see this thread is alive and well. Please guys, I need @Gazzuzz number ( @gazzuzz, if you are reading this, kindly share), if you have it kindly share with me.O9O3nine86four39six Thanks.

Good day to you boss. It’s quite a very long time. Wow! Good to see you here again. I can’t forget the way you gave me courage when I was about to go write Uber exam back then ( 2017). unlike now that Uber registration is done with ease. I appreciate you boss

mcyemite:
Good day everyone that has been upholding this thread and helping people find their feet in the Uber/bolt hustle...

Please guys I have a question,I just got hold of a lexus Es300...please is it good for Uber .I intent to drive it myself .

Lexus ES300 is not a suitable car for the hustle.

1. It's 3.0 litre engine. It will consume more fuel, not fuel economical

2. It's 70 litre fuel tank. U go buy fuel taya. full tank na 42k, Half tank 21k.

3. Lexus part are very expensive. One small damage will swallow your 3 months earning on Bolt and leave you with nothing to save.

4. It will take you 6years to recoup your investment. By that time the car fit don quench before the time reach to reap the fruit of your labour

5. Lexus ES300 is too big to navigate the nooks and crannies of bad roads of lasgidi. Danfo, okada and keke will scratch your car easily. They will dent your car. You can't navigate Bad road easily with big cars like ES300.

Solution:

You need a compact car like Toyota Corolla, Toyota Yaris, Toyota Matrix. These are the 3 best for this business. They are rugged, strong, reliable and easy to maintain. And fuel efficient

Ember investment Alert

Just bought 500k worth of dollars from Aboki yesterday. Hoping to make 700k by December period.

Extra 200k change doing nothing.....Passive income !

Currently at N98O. Maybe by December e fit enter 1300. That's good profit for me.

mcyemite:
Good day everyone that has been upholding this thread and helping people find their feet in the Uber/bolt hustle...

Please guys I have a question,I just got hold of a lexus Es300...please is it good for Uber .I intent to drive it myself .

You should have asked before you bought it na.

Since you have bought it, as long as you keep the car in pristine condition(o2 sensors, coils, plugs, airflow meter, e.t.c are in optimal condition) and you drive yourself, you should get by. The rated mpg is 18

If you drive 200km a day and work 6 days a week, you would have spent N12,000 extra on fuel a week (N2,000 a day) compared to someone who drives a Corolla in pristine condition and maybe N6,000 extra compared to most corollas on the road since they have one issue or the other affecting their fuel consumption.

Most of the routine mechanical parts like brake pads, linkages, filters e.t.c you'll be changing frequently are not so expensive compared to corollas.

You can give it a try. All the best.

GeneralZodd:
Ember investment Alert

Just bought 500k worth of dollars from Aboki yesterday. Hoping to make 700k by December period.

Extra 200k change doing nothing.....Passive income !

Currently at N98O. Maybe by December e fit enter 1300. That's good profit for me.

You bought dollar(cash) at 980?

GeneralZodd:


Lexus ES300 is not a suitable car for the hustle.

1. It's 3.0 litre engine. It will consume more fuel, not fuel economical

2. It's 70 litre fuel tank. U go buy fuel taya. full tank na 42k, Half tank 21k.

3. Lexus part are very expensive. One small damage will swallow your 3 months earning on Bolt and leave you with nothing to save.

4. It will take you 6years to recoup your investment. By that time the car fit don quench before the time reach to reap the fruit of your labour

5. Lexus ES300 is too big to navigate the nooks and crannies of bad roads of lasgidi. Danfo, okada and keke will scratch your car easily. They will dent your car. You can't navigate Bad road easily with big cars like ES300.

Solution:

You need a compact car like Toyota Corolla, Toyota Yaris, Toyota Matrix. These are the 3 best for this business. They are rugged, strong, reliable and easy to maintain. And fuel efficient

Why Big daddy not included

Itsrm:


You should have asked before you bought it na.

Since you have bought it, as long as you keep the car in pristine condition(o2 sensors, coils, plugs, airflow meter, e.t.c are in optimal condition) and you drive yourself, you should get by. The rated mpg is 18

If you drive 200km a day and work 6 days a week, you would have spent N12,000 extra on fuel a week (N2,000 a day) compared to someone who drives a Corolla in pristine condition and maybe N6,000 extra compared to most corollas on the road since they have one issue or the other affecting their fuel consumption.

Most of the routine mechanical parts like brake pads, linkages, filters e.t.c you'll be changing frequently are not so expensive compared to corollas.

You can give it a try. All the best.

You are not an Ehailing driver. From your advice I could tell

Glithronix:

Why Big daddy not included

I drive Toyota Camry muscle. It's almost the same thing with big daddy. It's for experience drivers who know how to maximize profits in this perilous time of our Economy not for newbies who wants to start this business afresh.

That's why I didn't include it

GeneralZodd:


You are not an Ehailing driver. From one your advice I could tell

Yes, I'm not. But everywhere I go, I know the exaxt amount of fuel that will take me there. All I need is my mpg and distance covered. What makes ehailing different?

Besides, he has bought the car already. There's no harm in trying.

GeneralZodd:


I drive Toyota Camry muscle. It's almost the same thing with big daddy. It's for experience drivers who know how to maximize profits in this perilous time of our Economy not for newbies who wants to start this business afresh.

That's why I didn't include it

Hope you know Camrys and Es share a lot of mechanical parts. If you're getting by with your muscle, he will with the ES

Itsrm:


Yes, I'm not. But everywhere I go, I know the exaxt amount of fuel that will take me there. What makes ehailing different?

Besides, he has bought the car already. There's no harm in trying.

Baba, Personal driving and Ehailing driving na 2 different ball game, buts let not go deeper into that.

Now that he's bought it, I could give him some hints on how he can maximize profit with big tanks or else he will be accruing losses everyday.

Itsrm:


Hope you know Camrys and Es share a lot of mechanical parts. If you're getting by with your muscle, he will with the ES

6 years experience on Ehailing and 0 experience nah the same thing.

Itsrm:


You bought dollar(cash) at 980?

Ask for help, if you need help, I can hold you by hand and show you how to get a good deal at Parallel market.

GeneralZodd:


Ask for help, if you need help, I can hold you by hand and show how to get a good deal in Parallel market.

Okay na.

GeneralZodd:
Ember investment Alert

Just bought 500k worth of dollars from Aboki yesterday. Hoping to make 700k by December period.

Extra 200k change doing nothing.....Passive income !

Currently at N98O. Maybe by December e fit enter 1300. That's good profit for me.

What if the dollar crashes to 800naira?

Omoapena:




What if the dollar crashes to 800naira?

I will lick my wound and accept my fate. No Biggie!

But I make informed decisions, dollar will get to 1200 -1300 by December. With that alone I don make cool 200k and above.

Yuletide season, there is always a high demand for FX. You dont need a financial analyst to tell you this.