No sooner was I on my way leaving the market, after buying all what I need and ticking all the items on my list than a stranger came out of the blue to accuse me of stealing his penis.

I won't say the state this happened.

At first I didn't clearly understood what he meant because he initially said, I should return what left his body.

What looked like a funny claim in my ear turned serious as he started shouting and calling the attention of passers by. People started encircling us and the guy who accused me said we are going to police station, I was like why will I follow you to station when I didn't do anything wrong.

One of the passers by said I should just follow him if I know I am truly Innocent since the station is not far. I had no choice that to follow them to prove my innocence ( the accuser and the passer-by) with many thoughts on my mind.
On our way I resolved to call all the important people I know that can get me out of this mess. I first dialed my dad's number and started explaining what was going on before the guy said I should cut the call that we must go to that station or else he will collect my phone.

Eventually we arrived there, and met two police men inside the station compound, then my accuser started laying claim of his stolen manhood story. I was called to narrate what happened and I told them I just left the market gate after purchasing all I needed from the market only to be falsely accused.

The two officer took us inside the station to write a statement. After the accuser narrated his story once more, one of the officer was laughing.
The police asked what I do for a living and I told him I am a medical Doctor and the hospital I work. He asked the accuser same question who said he is a university student and doesn't stay far from the market. He asked of both our phone numbers and also gave out his number to us. Then he asked the accuser to put his hand in his trouser to confirm if his manhood is there, the guy touched and the manhood was there.

He then started saying that initially he didn't feel anything there that there have been cases like that in his school and that he was shocked that the thing happened to him that's why he dragged the case to the station.

The police then said that he has been hearing about this stealing of manhood and that people can do diabolical things for money. However, it could also be that his mind might be playing tricks on him as such he felt his penis might be missing when it actuality it is actually there.

The police man said I should go that since the guy has confirmed his penis is intact, there is no case. He said I shouldn't be annoyed that if I were in the guy's shoes I might as well do the same . He also said that it could be that it actually happened but me being there at the wrong time and being there when he felt such that he will easily take the person close by as the culprit. I felt relieved but at the same time angry for been falsely accused and my time wasted for something as dumb as this.

When we were going outside the station, the guy who falsely accused me was dragging his foot and kept working very slow such that I was at a far distance in the front. The passer-by that followed us early was apologizing to me, that I shouldn't be angry.

Damn, I was just feeling different emotions. However, I thank God nothing happened to me ( I wasn't hurt and no mob action or jungle justice), nothing was missing and I came back home safe and fine.

My dad who is in another state got worried when I called earlier. If something had happened to me that guy will have had the worst day of his life. The kind of people that will have come for him eh.

There were 2 things on my mind. It's either that guy did it intentionally to put me in trouble or he is delusional ( superstitious) and/or actually suffering from Koro syndrome.

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Hope you didn’t return the prick? I get buyer o

Your type of gentleman has high degree. I don't wish to found myself in such situation but if I were you, its either the guy his in coma by now or I will be in the ICU because I will never allow the matter to die like that.

Just imagine the kind allegation in this present day where majority of Nigerians are blood thirsty.

Baba, thank your star and make sure you go for thanksgiving. If you have clothes that you're wearing again, dash it out and if there's where you can share sweets for small children please buy and share for them.

Make God no let us see akoba/adaba

The guy wanted to scam you...

You are lucky the crowd was not blood thirsty!

Most Nigerian marketers are vampires!!!

God thank God brother.

Just imagine

Be thankful because others have died by this same occurrence.This happened where you had sane people around. Say no to jungle justice.

If na me, if I catch that guy outside the police station I go beat am like thief, I go make sure him carry big scar for the rest of him miserable life.

Anuohia like him, naso them de put person for trouble.

☹️

Kalatium:
No sooner was I on my way leaving the market, after buying all what I need and ticking all the items on my list than a stranger came out of the blue to accuse me of stealing his penis.

I won't say the state this happened.

At first I didn't clearly understood what he meant because he initially said, I should return what left his body.

What looked like a funny claim in my ear turned serious as he started shouting and calling the attention of passers by. People started encircling us and the guy who accused me said we are going to police station, I was like why will I follow you to station when I didn't do anything wrong.

One of the passers by said I should just follow him if I know I am truly Innocent since the station is not far. I had no choice that to follow them to prove my innocence ( the accuser and the passer-by) with many thoughts on my mind.
On our way I resolved to call all the important people I know that can get me out of this mess. I first dialed my dad's number and started explaining what was going on before the guy said I should cut the call that we must go to that station or else he will collect my phone.

Eventually we arrived there, and met two police men inside the station compound, then my accuser started laying claim of his stolen manhood story. I was called to narrate what happened and I told them I just left the market gate after purchasing all I needed from the market only to be falsely accused.

The two officer took us inside the station to write a statement. After the accuser narrated his story once more, one of the officer was laughing.
The police asked what I do for a living and I told him I am a medical Doctor and the hospital I work. He asked the accuser same question who said he is a university student and doesn't stay far from the market. He asked of both our phone numbers and also gave out his number to us. Then he asked the accuser to put his hand in his trouser to confirm if his manhood is there, the guy touched and the manhood was there.

He then started saying that initially he didn't feel anything there that there have been cases like that in his school and that he was shocked that the thing happened to him that's why he dragged the case to the station.

The police then said that he has been hearing about this stealing of manhood and that people can do diabolical things for money. However, it could also be that his mind might be playing tricks on him as such he felt his penis might be missing when it actuality it is actually there.

The police man said I should go that since the guy has confirmed his penis is intact, there is no case. He said I shouldn't be annoyed that if I were in the guy's shoes I might as well do the same . He also said that it could be that it actually happened but me being there at the wrong time and being there when he felt such that he will easily take the person close by as the culprit. I felt relieved but at the same time angry for been falsely accused and my time wasted for something as dumb as this.

When we were going outside the station, the guy who falsely accused me was dragging his foot and kept working very slow such that I was at a far distance in the front. The passer-by that followed us early was apologizing to me, that I shouldn't be angry.

Damn, I was just feeling different emotions. However, I thank God nothing happened to me ( I wasn't hurt and no mob action or jungle justice), nothing was missing and I came back home safe and fine.

My dad who is in another state got worried when I called earlier. If something had happened to me that guy will have had the worst day of his life. The kind of people that will have come for him eh.

There were 2 things on my mind. It's either that guy did it intentionally to put me in trouble or he is delusional ( superstitious) and/or actually suffering from Koro syndrome.

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You should have sued the idi*t...
You can imagine if this went the other way with already an irrate mob.
They are all criminals.

Maxitomxane:


You should have sued the idi*t...
You can imagine if this went the other way with already an irrate mob.
They are all criminals.

I not only felt like suing him but beating the sh*t out of him.

Why and how did this manhood theft madness began still baffles me.First it started in Kogi state and from there spread to other parts of the country.This ultimately proves that mentally imbalanced humans greatly outnumber sane ones here.
The Op is very lucky indeed that he was not mobbed by bloodthirsty animals calling themselves humans and those around him weren't.
Extremely harsh punishment should be meted out to animals who raise false alarms of manhood theft.That is how they set up innocent souls to be lynched.
10 years in prison with hard labour is a prerequisite punishment for such animals.

madridguy:
Your type of gentleman has high degree. I don't wish to found myself in such situation but if I were you, its either the guy his in coma by now or I will be in the ICU because I will never allow the matter to die like that.

Just imagine the kind allegation in this present day where majority of Nigerians are blood thirsty.

Baba, thank your star and make sure you go for thanksgiving. If you have clothes that you're wearing again, dash it out and if there's where you can share sweets for small children please buy and share for them.

Make God no let us see akoba/adaba

I came to the state newly, it's a north eastern state. I am also trying to be cautious as this is not my state of origin.

Believe me I felt like strangling him. I had texted my brother that if they didn't hear from me in the next 40mins , they can take laws into their hands.

Dear Op,

The Police was very diplomatic in resolving the issue...Hope they did not collect cash as settlement from you.

Anyway, at the scene where the issue started, you would've caused a commotion by telling the crowd to check the guy's diick or rant that the guy is a scammer.

One needs to be careful this ember months.

Onyiiobi7735:
Why and how did this manhood theft madness began still baffles me.First it started in Kogi state and from there spread to other parts of the country.This ultimately proves that mentally imbalanced humans greatly outnumber sane ones here.
The Op is very lucky indeed that he was not mobbed by bloodthirsty animals calling themselves humans and those around him weren't.
Extremely harsh punishment should be meted out to animals who raise false alarms of manhood theft.That is how they set up innocent souls to be lynched.
10 years in prison with hard labour is a prerequisite punishment for such animals.

If they are punished for such blatant false accusations, then there will be drastic reduction in such ill-mannered behavior.

horlus:
Be thankful because others have died by this same occurrence.This happened where you had sane people around. Say no to jungle justice.

Yes o. I thank God that angry mobs didn't appeared on the scene.

Timoleon:
Hope you didn’t return the prick? I get buyer o

Na Cow prick i get

Oblongata:
The guy wanted to scam you...

You are lucky the crowd was not blood thirsty!

Most Nigerian marketers are vampires!!!

Immediately the event started. I held my phone on my hand so that i won't be robbed. I also switched on my phone recorder and recorded everything that happened.

Too many Evils Under this USELESS APC/Tinubu govt.

Pple now thiefing and Vanishing Preek.🤦🤦

You can't find such during Goodluck, Yaradua or Obasanjo's Administration. 😏😒

Two set of people that need to be helped in Nigeria for Nigeria to be safe are the rapist and these manhood harvesters. The rapist should be sent to them while the manhood harvesters should pay the government

You are lucky this happened in a sane market or the trouble makers are not around.
They would have mobbed you first before asking questions.

This smells like a fake story


For those who may be accused falsely next time.. Don't act like a gentleman else dem go lynch you or beat you beyond redemption.

Display craze for the accuser and get him to pull down his trousers and boxers in the presence of everyone.

Silence is not golden when you are before hungry babaric Nigerians. Smart up oo

Haa

After

The moment I read "I won't put the state it happened", I know it was a cook up story by frontpage hungry man... mtcheew

New format

Kalatium:


Yes o. I thank God that angry mobs didn't appeared on the scene.

thank God

Talk true you really steal am?

Lol! I know say na lie!

Na new format for mob stealing!

🤔

Surprised you didn't dash the guy 500/rearrange his face after he confirmed all was intact...