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mabeni:
Years ago in oyo town, I was 24yrs and a very clean tokunbo Nissan micra. One fateful day, I was expecting a new babe and after calling she was already on bike to my house, I decided to go and sit in my car outside waiting for her.

While waiting, I saw some secondary school children returning from school. They greeted me and I then playfully play with one of them and tapped him (I love children).


They walked 30metres away from me and this boy started crying that he could no longer find his penis. He walked back to me and held my clothes...People don dey gather already..

I asked him to off his knicker to confirm if his penis was there or not. He did. Only to find his tiny penis under his belt. (He was probably having erection while playing with his female classmates and in order not to disgrace himself, he used his belt to hold his penis and he forgot). He screamed "owambe o". E dakun e ma binu..

I angrily seized his school bag and told him to go and call his parents. Him and his friends started begging me. The boy later said it was one of his friends who told him he better check his penis when I touched him because I own a car and was too young.

I gave him his bag and started minding my business until left oyo.

This

DKM123:
No one actually believe thier preek was stolen. NO ONE. Unless they are suffering insan!ty. Those who do this are using an old stealing trick that was popular few decades ago.

BTW, it's because stewpid illiterate buff00ns believes such n0nsense, that's why the trick is still relevant to this day. No thanks to the different religion tricksters who endlessly preach juJu into thier skull.

Kalatium:
No sooner was I on my way leaving the market, after buying all what I need and ticking all the items on my list than a stranger came out of the blue to accuse me of stealing his penis.

I won't say the state this happened.

At first I didn't clearly understood what he meant because he initially said, I should return what left his body.

What looked like a funny claim in my ear turned serious as he started shouting and calling the attention of passers by. People started encircling us and the guy who accused me said we are going to police station, I was like why will I follow you to station when I didn't do anything wrong.

One of the passers by said I should just follow him if I know I am truly Innocent since the station is not far. I had no choice that to follow them to prove my innocence ( the accuser and the passer-by) with many thoughts on my mind.
On our way I resolved to call all the important people I know that can get me out of this mess. I first dialed my dad's number and started explaining what was going on before the guy said I should cut the call that we must go to that station or else he will collect my phone.

Eventually we arrived there, and met two police men inside the station compound, then my accuser started laying claim of his stolen manhood story. I was called to narrate what happened and I told them I just left the market gate after purchasing all I needed from the market only to be falsely accused.

The two officer took us inside the station to write a statement. After the accuser narrated his story once more, one of the officer was laughing.
The police asked what I do for a living and I told him I am a medical Doctor and the hospital I work. He asked the accuser same question who said he is a university student and doesn't stay far from the market. He asked of both our phone numbers and also gave out his number to us. Then he asked the accuser to put his hand in his trouser to confirm if his manhood is there, the guy touched and the manhood was there.

He then started saying that initially he didn't feel anything there that there have been cases like that in his school and that he was shocked that the thing happened to him that's why he dragged the case to the station.

The police then said that he has been hearing about this stealing of manhood and that people can do diabolical things for money. However, it could also be that his mind might be playing tricks on him as such he felt his penis might be missing when it actuality it is actually there.

The police man said I should go that since the guy has confirmed his penis is intact, there is no case. He said I shouldn't be annoyed that if I were in the guy's shoes I might as well do the same . He also said that it could be that it actually happened but me being there at the wrong time and being there when he felt such that he will easily take the person close by as the culprit. I felt relieved but at the same time angry for been falsely accused and my time wasted for something as dumb as this.

When we were going outside the station, the guy who falsely accused me was dragging his foot and kept working very slow such that I was at a far distance in the front. The passer-by that followed us early was apologizing to me, that I shouldn't be angry.

Damn, I was just feeling different emotions. However, I thank God nothing happened to me ( I wasn't hurt and no mob action or jungle justice), nothing was missing and I came back home safe and fine.

My dad who is in another state got worried when I called earlier. If something had happened to me that guy will have had the worst day of his life. The kind of people that will have come for him eh.

There were 2 things on my mind. It's either that guy did it intentionally to put me in trouble or he is delusional ( superstitious) and/or actually suffering from Koro syndrome.

Help move this to Fp so everyone can be aware of this.

Tyre and petrol been no dey nearby.

You for don turn barbecue

Naiija.Cover for come update us on how this your story took you to the great beyond in grand style

Timoleon:
Hope you didn’t return the prick? I get buyer o

You are a mumu man

DDIA:
Tyre and petrol been no dey nearby.

You for don turn barbecue

Naija.Cover Naiija.Cover for come update us on how this your story took you to the great beyond in grand style

Lol

Kalatium:
No sooner was I on my way leaving the market, after buying all what I need and ticking all the items on my list than a stranger came out of the blue to accuse me of stealing his penis.

I won't say the state this happened.

At first I didn't clearly understood what he meant because he initially said, I should return what left his body.

What looked like a funny claim in my ear turned serious as he started shouting and calling the attention of passers by. People started encircling us and the guy who accused me said we are going to police station, I was like why will I follow you to station when I didn't do anything wrong.

One of the passers by said I should just follow him if I know I am truly Innocent since the station is not far. I had no choice that to follow them to prove my innocence ( the accuser and the passer-by) with many thoughts on my mind.
On our way I resolved to call all the important people I know that can get me out of this mess. I first dialed my dad's number and started explaining what was going on before the guy said I should cut the call that we must go to that station or else he will collect my phone.

Eventually we arrived there, and met two police men inside the station compound, then my accuser started laying claim of his stolen manhood story. I was called to narrate what happened and I told them I just left the market gate after purchasing all I needed from the market only to be falsely accused.

The two officer took us inside the station to write a statement. After the accuser narrated his story once more, one of the officer was laughing.
The police asked what I do for a living and I told him I am a medical Doctor and the hospital I work. He asked the accuser same question who said he is a university student and doesn't stay far from the market. He asked of both our phone numbers and also gave out his number to us. Then he asked the accuser to put his hand in his trouser to confirm if his manhood is there, the guy touched and the manhood was there.

He then started saying that initially he didn't feel anything there that there have been cases like that in his school and that he was shocked that the thing happened to him that's why he dragged the case to the station.

The police then said that he has been hearing about this stealing of manhood and that people can do diabolical things for money. However, it could also be that his mind might be playing tricks on him as such he felt his penis might be missing when it actuality it is actually there.

The police man said I should go that since the guy has confirmed his penis is intact, there is no case. He said I shouldn't be annoyed that if I were in the guy's shoes I might as well do the same . He also said that it could be that it actually happened but me being there at the wrong time and being there when he felt such that he will easily take the person close by as the culprit. I felt relieved but at the same time angry for been falsely accused and my time wasted for something as dumb as this.

When we were going outside the station, the guy who falsely accused me was dragging his foot and kept working very slow such that I was at a far distance in the front. The passer-by that followed us early was apologizing to me, that I shouldn't be angry.

Damn, I was just feeling different emotions. However, I thank God nothing happened to me ( I wasn't hurt and no mob action or jungle justice), nothing was missing and I came back home safe and fine.

My dad who is in another state got worried when I called earlier. If something had happened to me that guy will have had the worst day of his life. The kind of people that will have come for him eh.

There were 2 things on my mind. It's either that guy did it intentionally to put me in trouble or he is delusional ( superstitious) and/or actually suffering from Koro syndrome.

Help move this to Fp so everyone can be aware of this.

That guy could have ended you life and you let him go freely

And you think this madness will stop.

Please look for that guy and teach him a bitter lesson.
Don’t let it go

You need to be thanking God because for him to even suggest you people to go station is a welcome development. The same thing is happening in Abuja here.

Same thoughts of those who lynch people. Please let's learn not to take laws into our own hands.

Just report issues to appropriate authorities. Let the law take its cause.

Kalatium:
I not only felt like suing him but beating the sh*t out of him.

Tjra:
This smells like a fake story


For those who may be accused falsely next time.. Don't act like a gentleman else dem go lynch you or beat you beyond redemption.

Display craze for the accuser and get him to pull down his trousers and boxers in the presence of everyone.

Silence is not golden when you are before hungry babaric Nigerians. Smart up oo

very fake story.... He now said north east... So they will allow you to be making calls when they accused you of stealing manhood, a whole doctor you can not ask the accuser to open his trouser in public since it has been stolen what else to hide again.

Only in dumbfvckistan do people even discuss this sort of cr@p.

dumb Nigeriantans, very very dumb people

Many people still believe they can loot genitals.

Only in Nigeria or only in some African countries, in other countries it has never happened since the earth was created

DrMuzungu:
Only in dumbfvckistan do people even discuss this sort of cr@p.

The OP is a complete gentleman with abroad blood

henrimoto:
. I think say na only me dey feel as you dey feel.. the OP na yeye Gentleman! Which kind Rubbish be that ? The OP dey even blow English for where "your life dey on the line because of False Accusation.

Even me wey Gentle, that guy no go go like that o. You see that police cell, Them go lock me there because of that guy.

Imagine! You dey , dey blow English. God Forbid!!. Make man too Gentle, e no good!

@,OP, wait till you travell out of Nigeria before you loose guard yourself with being too Gentle in the streets and markets of Nigeria.

A group was probably working together to extort money from you. You would be surprised that the police were even involved. The only thing that saved you was your profession. Nigerians use all these superstitions to extort and intimidate the weak and powerless.

Considering that this issue is trending in Adamawa now, I am convinced it happened in Yola,
There is a police post close to old market while there is a market station in the new market

Na God safe you oooo, especially say dem no mob you. Mob no dey hear word, may we never be a victim

Jetland:
Let me say this for the sake of those that this may be beneficial to. I pray you don't ever experience something like this, and if it ever happened, don't play a gentle man card. You need to be proactive. Once someone walks to you and says you have stolen his manhood, gather as much energy as you can and land him brain-resetting slaps that will cause him to feel dizzy. Don't stop there, continue shouting as much as you can that he has stolen your money by removing it from your pocket and given it to his accomplice who has run away. By doing this, when people gather, they will be confused on whose story they should believe. You must insist that you want to take the person to the police station. Only let go if people are seriously begging you to forgive him.

Being gentle and looking confused would make people believe that you actually did it.
Please let's say safe.

Thanks for this.

socialjustice93:
The guy did it intentionally but unfortunately it didn't work out for him and his syndicate. They're criminals. Your head is strong and your chi is alive. And let me guess the state it happened, Cross River state.

.

It's in the North East.

Easybet1:
Just give me one reason you can't mention the state and the market it happened if not cook up story

It's in a North Eastern State.

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Kalatium:
No sooner was I on my way leaving the market, after buying all what I need and ticking all the items on my list than a stranger came out of the blue to accuse me of stealing his penis.

I won't say the state this happened.

At first I didn't clearly understood what he meant because he initially said, I should return what left his body.

What looked like a funny claim in my ear turned serious as he started shouting and calling the attention of passers by. People started encircling us and the guy who accused me said we are going to police station, I was like why will I follow you to station when I didn't do anything wrong.

One of the passers by said I should just follow him if I know I am truly Innocent since the station is not far. I had no choice that to follow them to prove my innocence ( the accuser and the passer-by) with many thoughts on my mind.
On our way I resolved to call all the important people I know that can get me out of this mess. I first dialed my dad's number and started explaining what was going on before the guy said I should cut the call that we must go to that station or else he will collect my phone.

Eventually we arrived there, and met two police men inside the station compound, then my accuser started laying claim of his stolen manhood story. I was called to narrate what happened and I told them I just left the market gate after purchasing all I needed from the market only to be falsely accused.

The two officer took us inside the station to write a statement. After the accuser narrated his story once more, one of the officer was laughing.
The police asked what I do for a living and I told him I am a medical Doctor and the hospital I work. He asked the accuser same question who said he is a university student and doesn't stay far from the market. He asked of both our phone numbers and also gave out his number to us. Then he asked the accuser to put his hand in his trouser to confirm if his manhood is there, the guy touched and the manhood was there.

He then started saying that initially he didn't feel anything there that there have been cases like that in his school and that he was shocked that the thing happened to him that's why he dragged the case to the station.

The police then said that he has been hearing about this stealing of manhood and that people can do diabolical things for money. However, it could also be that his mind might be playing tricks on him as such he felt his penis might be missing when it actuality it is actually there.

The police man said I should go that since the guy has confirmed his penis is intact, there is no case. He said I shouldn't be annoyed that if I were in the guy's shoes I might as well do the same . He also said that it could be that it actually happened but me being there at the wrong time and being there when he felt such that he will easily take the person close by as the culprit. I felt relieved but at the same time angry for been falsely accused and my time wasted for something as dumb as this.

When we were going outside the station, the guy who falsely accused me was dragging his foot and kept working very slow such that I was at a far distance in the front. The passer-by that followed us early was apologizing to me, that I shouldn't be angry.

Damn, I was just feeling different emotions. However, I thank God nothing happened to me ( I wasn't hurt and no mob action or jungle justice), nothing was missing and I came back home safe and fine.

My dad who is in another state got worried when I called earlier. If something had happened to me that guy will have had the worst day of his life. The kind of people that will have come for him eh.

There were 2 things on my mind. It's either that guy did it intentionally to put me in trouble or he is delusional ( superstitious) and/or actually suffering from Koro syndrome.

Help move this to Fp so everyone can be aware of this.

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Thank God for your life @OP

Kalatium:
No sooner was I on my way leaving the market, after buying all what I need and ticking all the items on my list than a stranger came out of the blue to accuse me of stealing his penis.

I won't say the state this happened.

At first I didn't clearly understood what he meant because he initially said, I should return what left his body.

What looked like a funny claim in my ear turned serious as he started shouting and calling the attention of passers by. People started encircling us and the guy who accused me said we are going to police station, I was like why will I follow you to station when I didn't do anything wrong.

One of the passers by said I should just follow him if I know I am truly Innocent since the station is not far. I had no choice that to follow them to prove my innocence ( the accuser and the passer-by) with many thoughts on my mind.
On our way I resolved to call all the important people I know that can get me out of this mess. I first dialed my dad's number and started explaining what was going on before the guy said I should cut the call that we must go to that station or else he will collect my phone.

Eventually we arrived there, and met two police men inside the station compound, then my accuser started laying claim of his stolen manhood story. I was called to narrate what happened and I told them I just left the market gate after purchasing all I needed from the market only to be falsely accused.

The two officer took us inside the station to write a statement. After the accuser narrated his story once more, one of the officer was laughing.
The police asked what I do for a living and I told him I am a medical Doctor and the hospital I work. He asked the accuser same question who said he is a university student and doesn't stay far from the market. He asked of both our phone numbers and also gave out his number to us. Then he asked the accuser to put his hand in his trouser to confirm if his manhood is there, the guy touched and the manhood was there.

He then started saying that initially he didn't feel anything there that there have been cases like that in his school and that he was shocked that the thing happened to him that's why he dragged the case to the station.

The police then said that he has been hearing about this stealing of manhood and that people can do diabolical things for money. However, it could also be that his mind might be playing tricks on him as such he felt his penis might be missing when it actuality it is actually there.

The police man said I should go that since the guy has confirmed his penis is intact, there is no case. He said I shouldn't be annoyed that if I were in the guy's shoes I might as well do the same . He also said that it could be that it actually happened but me being there at the wrong time and being there when he felt such that he will easily take the person close by as the culprit. I felt relieved but at the same time angry for been falsely accused and my time wasted for something as dumb as this.

When we were going outside the station, the guy who falsely accused me was dragging his foot and kept working very slow such that I was at a far distance in the front. The passer-by that followed us early was apologizing to me, that I shouldn't be angry.

Damn, I was just feeling different emotions. However, I thank God nothing happened to me ( I wasn't hurt and no mob action or jungle justice), nothing was missing and I came back home safe and fine.

My dad who is in another state got worried when I called earlier. If something had happened to me that guy will have had the worst day of his life. The kind of people that will have come for him eh.

There were 2 things on my mind. It's either that guy did it intentionally to put me in trouble or he is delusional ( superstitious) and/or actually suffering from Koro syndrome.

Help move this to Fp so everyone can be aware of this.

did you touch the accuser or you look at him? I don't understand when you never interact with him but out of nowhere he just accuse you

royalmu:
You are a mumu man

K.

This sounds flemsy or trivial to some people, but it's a serious matter in Nigeria today.

Just 3 days ago, in Yola (Jimeta ultra modern market) Adamawa state, soldiers stormed the market through the gate 4 and showcased military force o the extent that, at about 12 mid-day, people were closing their shop...

When we enquired, we were told that a soldier was falsely accused of the same act op is talking about here and that mob action was carried against the innocent soldier which landed the later in the hospital in critical situation.

Some even said that the mobbed soldier had succumbed to the wish of nature and that's why the officers were so angry with the people in the market especially the yam dealership persons at whose place the wickedness was perpetrated against the victim...

So, how can we stop this foolish acts?

I am suggesting we teach, instruct and counsel people to take matters to police stations and, or Civil Defence offices and not carry out jungle justice on any accused person because he/she might be innocent.

KyleJason:
Dear Op,

The Police was very diplomatic in resolving the issue...Hope they did not collect cash as settlement from you.

Anyway, at the scene where the issue started, you would've caused a commotion by telling the crowd to check the guy's diick or rant that the guy is a scammer.

One needs to be careful this ember months.

What if they check it and it's actually not there?
Nothing would have saved OP even though he's innocent

Oblongata:
The guy wanted to scam you...

You are lucky the crowd was not blood thirsty!

Most Nigerian marketers are vampires!!!

I think the Police was the accuser's accomplice... What would give the guy courage to say, "let's go to Police station"

Police profiled you, and found out you were bad meat.

Kalatium:
No sooner was I on my way leaving the market, after buying all what I need and ticking all the items on my list than a stranger came out of the blue to accuse me of stealing his penis.

I won't say the state this happened.

At first I didn't clearly understood what he meant because he initially said, I should return what left his body.

What looked like a funny claim in my ear turned serious as he started shouting and calling the attention of passers by. People started encircling us and the guy who accused me said we are going to police station, I was like why will I follow you to station when I didn't do anything wrong.

One of the passers by said I should just follow him if I know I am truly Innocent since the station is not far. I had no choice that to follow them to prove my innocence ( the accuser and the passer-by) with many thoughts on my mind.
On our way I resolved to call all the important people I know that can get me out of this mess. I first dialed my dad's number and started explaining what was going on before the guy said I should cut the call that we must go to that station or else he will collect my phone.

Eventually we arrived there, and met two police men inside the station compound, then my accuser started laying claim of his stolen manhood story. I was called to narrate what happened and I told them I just left the market gate after purchasing all I needed from the market only to be falsely accused.

The two officer took us inside the station to write a statement. After the accuser narrated his story once more, one of the officer was laughing.
The police asked what I do for a living and I told him I am a medical Doctor and the hospital I work. He asked the accuser same question who said he is a university student and doesn't stay far from the market. He asked of both our phone numbers and also gave out his number to us. Then he asked the accuser to put his hand in his trouser to confirm if his manhood is there, the guy touched and the manhood was there.

He then started saying that initially he didn't feel anything there that there have been cases like that in his school and that he was shocked that the thing happened to him that's why he dragged the case to the station.

The police then said that he has been hearing about this stealing of manhood and that people can do diabolical things for money. However, it could also be that his mind might be playing tricks on him as such he felt his penis might be missing when it actuality it is actually there.

The police man said I should go that since the guy has confirmed his penis is intact, there is no case. He said I shouldn't be annoyed that if I were in the guy's shoes I might as well do the same . He also said that it could be that it actually happened but me being there at the wrong time and being there when he felt such that he will easily take the person close by as the culprit. I felt relieved but at the same time angry for been falsely accused and my time wasted for something as dumb as this.

When we were going outside the station, the guy who falsely accused me was dragging his foot and kept working very slow such that I was at a far distance in the front. The passer-by that followed us early was apologizing to me, that I shouldn't be angry.

Damn, I was just feeling different emotions. However, I thank God nothing happened to me ( I wasn't hurt and no mob action or jungle justice), nothing was missing and I came back home safe and fine.

My dad who is in another state got worried when I called earlier. If something had happened to me that guy will have had the worst day of his life. The kind of people that will have come for him eh.

There were 2 things on my mind. It's either that guy did it intentionally to put me in trouble or he is delusional ( superstitious) and/or actually suffering from Koro syndrome.

Help move this to Fp so everyone can be aware of this.

thank God for a miracle

What's this country turning into we were discussing this matter last week that it is not possible to still someone's private part! Thank God for keeping you safe 🙏 We will go out safely and come back safely 🙏

aktolly54:
did you touch the accuser or you look at him? I don't understand when you never interact with him but out of nowhere he just accuse you

According to him I did both. I can remember doing anything I know I must have looked at alot of people in the market and possibly passed them by.

File a case against him.... What if you had been lynched?

Timoleon:
Hope you didn’t return the prick? I get buyer o

Fuuuuuuuuuuu😂😂😂😂

Kalatium:
I not only felt like suing him but beating the sh*t out of him.

U should have called your guys to wait outside the station with instruments to dent him permanently! Omo I go jus call one of my werey clients make e raise boys come o! Your papa go dey feel every gboa gboa wey dem go dey give u

Towma:
Ebonyi

Is Ebonyi a North-Eastern State?!

You skipped classes in school?