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| I was caught red-handed doing this. by ahnie: 7:24am On Nov 13, 2023 |
Last night I don't know how I find myself in my kitchen preparing noodles n added the remnant of the scrambled eggs  . 1:34am.I believed I must have slept walked maybe trying to go use the restroom,but my brain n legs just pushed my body into the kitchen, lit the cylinder,reached for the packs of noodles,prepared it and started eating it.... unfortunately I was caught on the act I m being accused of preparing the meal deliberately,and eating alone. How do I convince them that I only sleep walked into the kitchen and I have no idea how the meal appeared in my hand? nlfpmod 4 Likes
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| Re: I was caught red-handed doing this. by Chigozie321: 8:36am On Nov 13, 2023 |
JASONjnr:Person no fit catch cruise again? Lol |
| Re: I was caught red-handed doing this. by SIXTEENTH(m): 8:44am On Nov 13, 2023 |
JASONjnr: When the brain has nothing to think asides foods then what do you expect. Na greed and long throat 6 Likes |
| Re: I was caught red-handed doing this. by ahnie: 8:58am On Nov 13, 2023 |
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| Re: I was caught red-handed doing this. by ahnie: 8:59am On Nov 13, 2023 |
Take your FRUSTRATIONS outta my thread,I think you should be more concerned with the (double)tasks facing you at the moment.stop chesting your mindset on me. Now run along! SIXTEENTH: 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: I was caught red-handed doing this. by Depriest2020: 9:02am On Nov 13, 2023 |
A good lawyer can defend you in the law court even while caught in the act. Nothing to worry about. Bon appetit. 7 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: I was caught red-handed doing this. by fineboynl(m): 9:54am On Nov 13, 2023 |
Learn to ignore topic if you don’t like it. It’s not a must to write. 3 Likes |
| Re: I was caught red-handed doing this. by ahnie: 9:59am On Nov 13, 2023 |
fineboynl:The way he came at me Asif say I attacked him in his dreams last nyt. 3 Likes |
| Re: I was caught red-handed doing this. by Stevenbright(m): 10:45am On Nov 13, 2023 |
It is obvious that it was not intentional because your two left legs and your sleepyhead led you there. But tell the accuser to sue you to court and then get in touch with me so I can be your defense lawyer as we will surely win the case. Don't dull oooo, this is my chance to cash out!!! 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: I was caught red-handed doing this. by Purvan(m): 11:02am On Nov 13, 2023 |
Nawa Most people on here are jobless |
| Re: I was caught red-handed doing this. by ahnie: 11:04am On Nov 13, 2023 |
Really I sleep walk enter the kitchen...I m not kidding!I 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: I was caught red-handed doing this. by FalseProphet1(m): 11:06am On Nov 13, 2023 |
It's the dark force. They made you cook that food so that you will eat in the dream and fall sick. Contact me for deliverance. This I have seen. 4 Likes |
| Re: I was caught red-handed doing this. by ahnie: 11:11am On Nov 13, 2023 |
FalseProphet1:You don start again abii? Which deliverance lolxxx 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: I was caught red-handed doing this. by Therock5555(m): 11:54am On Nov 13, 2023 |
You walked into the kitchen you no wake. You open 1,2, 3 packs of indomie you no wake. You find pot, rinse am, put on gas abi firewood, you no wake. You added ingredients including the remaining scrambled eggs, still you no wake. You kept sleep standing till e done, you dish am for plate, put am for tray, you comot phone, snap picture to show on NL, still you no wake. Na as you dey chop and then catch you, you come wake. Na your type I dey wipe oraimo cable for neck. Shebi here resemble nursery school for your eyes abi? Madam what is worrying you is accumulation of konji. Meet falseprophet for all night deliverance cause I'm out of here. BTW be like them put you and that 42years spinster for NL payroll make una dey open useless threads. Weldone Ma. 12 Likes |
| Re: I was caught red-handed doing this. by Justkatty(f): 12:50pm On Nov 13, 2023 |
You go explain tire No evidence  Kids atimes can be funny. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: I was caught red-handed doing this. by 1Sharon(f): 12:52pm On Nov 13, 2023 |
🤣😂 1 Like |
| Re: I was caught red-handed doing this. by kkins25(m): 1:09pm On Nov 13, 2023 |
Nothing more glorious than catching mummy doing mid-night runs... You think say you wise Sleep walk ko, you for talk say make them bring pope exorcist come na.. |
| Re: I was caught red-handed doing this. by Zonefree(m): 2:55pm On Nov 13, 2023 |
Therock5555:Abeg who's the 42 years spinster 2 Likes |
| Re: I was caught red-handed doing this. by Therock5555(m): 3:02pm On Nov 13, 2023 |
Zonefree: If I drop her moniker, this thread go scatter  Na she dey always talk about her sister marriage all the time. I wonder why person go carry another person matter for head like gala seller. The 42 years old spinster and the op na besties, I suprise say she never comment yet. 1 Like |
| Re: I was caught red-handed doing this. by Zonefree(m): 3:10pm On Nov 13, 2023 |
Therock5555:Na Mercychen. One of my favourite Nairaland ENPs. 2 Likes |
| Re: I was caught red-handed doing this. by Therock5555(m): 4:08pm On Nov 13, 2023 |
Zonefree: She don change moniker since nah, I'm sure you know 1 Like |
| Re: I was caught red-handed doing this. by Nicepoker(m): 5:18pm On Nov 13, 2023 |
That your plantain supplier from south west how far has he been arrested? |
| Re: I was caught red-handed doing this. by bukatyne(f): 6:31pm On Nov 13, 2023 |
Depriest2020: Stevenbright: Your own concern is cashing out? I pity your clients 2 Likes |
| Re: I was caught red-handed doing this. by Stevenbright(m): 6:41pm On Nov 13, 2023 |
bukatyne: Na so ooo. Election Cash out is over na, what can I do. Although, we are waiting for Kogi, Imo and Bayelsa tribunal cases to start for Pro cashing out. 1 Like |
| Re: I was caught red-handed doing this. by Axis313(m): 9:44pm On Nov 13, 2023 |
Another way to claim innocence now is to blame sleepwalking,abi? Sleepwalking no carry you go outside the compound,e no carry you go do security patrol with vigilantes,but na for kitchen straight e carry you go. Con light gas cylinder,comot wrapper for noodles body,put water for fire,put noodles inside water,con add seasoning and spices join. And after every every,sleepwalk con carry you sidon for chair con dey demolish that visual friendly noodles I see for that picture. Abeg,sofri sofri dey give us DJ Y.K na. Sleepwalk don suffer for aunty hands. I am sure you are catching cruise,though. Bon appetit. 1 Like |
| Re: I was caught red-handed doing this. by Olalekan27: 10:18pm On Nov 13, 2023 |
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| Re: I was caught red-handed doing this. by Nobody: 1:47am On Nov 14, 2023 |
E be like say you prepared the food deliberately but I have to do my investigations first. Hehehe 1 Like |
| Re: I was caught red-handed doing this. by ahnie: 7:59am On Nov 14, 2023 |
Skyview01:Iffah hear 1 Like |
| Re: I was caught red-handed doing this. by JustPowerApps(m): 4:19pm On Nov 14, 2023 |
Cooked by A.I I guess Sounds interesting  1 Like |
| Re: I was caught red-handed doing this. by ahnie: 1:14am On Nov 15, 2023 |
JustPowerApps:Probably 1 Like |
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