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When i first got to my PPA(Place of primary assignment), i was like wtf?! No lite(No electric poles anywhre),No pipe-borne water and Flunctuating Network? I thought to myself,hw in d world will i survive here...But 3months on,its been fun. Unparalelled hospitality,simple lifestyle and serene environment.
Students in d school i teach-where 90% of ss3 stdnts cant communicate effectively in english-absent themselves for the flimsiest reasons:rain,market days/burials are unofficial public holidays. The major cases dealt with by d 'police station' in d village are goat/chicken theft,farmland trespassing,poligamy fights. Hoping to make some serious positive impact b4 i leave nxt year...pls feel free to share your experiences

Wher in the world is that?

Highbros: Wher in the world is that?

Inside ya villa nau

Lmao @ unofficial public holiday, @Op W̶̲̥̅̊hε̲̣̣̣̥я̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ in †ЂΞ world is that ?

@op lucky you.. You will enjoy peace of mind. Sometimes,all this city wahala is just too much..

davades: Lmao @ unofficial public holiday, @Op W̶̲̥̅̊hε̲̣̣̣̥я̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ in †ЂΞ world is that ?

Why are you doing this nah? Is there anything wrong in typing like a normal person..??

@poster, is the place somewhere in Enugu state ?

Kslib: Why are you doing this nah? Is there anything wrong in typing like a normal person..??

I tire o

Kslib: Why are you doing this nah? Is there anything wrong in typing like a normal person..??

So what is he? Sub-normal or Hyper-normal!!!

I served in a remote village in bayesa,a riverine community.
Where dey drink ,wash and do all sort of things wit d water.
My xperience was wen 1 of my student told me to impregnate her so she can follow me to Lag.because she has be hearing of lag as a big city.I laughed in ijaw language.
D rest na history.

@ OP, ur description fits where i served o. Kaani village, Ogoniland, Rivers State. Cant jst 4get dem, plannin 2 visit again soon.

mko abiola: I served in a remote village in bayesa,a riverine community.
Where dey drink ,wash and do all sort of things wit d water.
My xperience was wen 1 of my student told me to impregnate her so she can follow me to Lag.because she has be hearing of lag as a big city.I laughed in ijaw language.
D rest na history.

FROM EXPERIENCE, a girl can only talk shamelessly like that when you've CLIMBED her. You're a disgrace if you ever did that.
As charming as I was 7yrs ago, I didn't date a female corp member let alone descending so low to mingle with underage.

Damn!!!!.... Quite different from my service year
Served in a private firm in Lagos..... Air-conditioned staff bus takes me to work and back home..... Coffee and biscuits/cup cake for breakfast every day and TFC for lunch every mon, wed, fridays..... Air-conditioned office with internet access........... New toyota corolla official car for outdoor assignments..... Toiletries every month end and Full bag of rice and 25litters of vegetable oil every xmas and easter break....
DOPPE#

Nuezha: FROM EXPERIENCE, a girl can only talk shamelessly like that when you've CLIMBED her. You're a disgrace if you ever did that.
As charming as I was 7yrs ago, I didn't date a female corp member let alone descending so low to mingle with underage.

from experience - he's a disgrace?
he's a disgrace for the same thing you did?

Nuezha: FROM EXPERIENCE, a girl can only talk shamelessly like that when you've CLIMBED her. You're a disgrace if you ever did that.
As charming as I was 7yrs ago, I didn't date a female corp member let alone descending so low to mingle with underage.

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U did somethg more to me or do u think i will 4get u in a hurry?

Em... Wow. That's pretty interesting ooo. I thought I got the worst place before ooo. Dat one mean say na city I dey oooo. OYan in Osun state. We still got light n network. Seemingly clean water wen rain doesn't fall to spoil d light or manage well tins...
For those students in ma ppa, they are sometin else. I used to think Good gooder goodest n bad badder baddest only happen in naija home videos. Got a shocker there

coogar: from experience - he's a disgrace?
he's a disgrace for the same thing you did?

U had him on his tails bro!

control_seven: U had him on his tails bro!

wow! I was so lucky.... Initially posted 2 Gombe (d state capital) den i later redeployed 2 Osun state n was posted to a sec sch in Modakeke....i rli enjoyed ma stay dia dat im even plannin 2 revisit. All thanks 2 OAU, OUI, The Polu Ife, uniosun (ikire) gals....they help made ma stay fun

wow! I was so lucky.... Initially posted 2 Gombe (d state capital) den i later redeployed 2 Osun state n was posted to a sec sch in Modakeke....i rli enjoyed ma stay dia dat im even plannin 2 revisit. All thanks 2 OAU, OUI, The Poly Ife, uniosun (ikire) gals....they help made ma stay fun

Ayorh4you: wow! I was so lucky.... Initially posted 2 Gombe (d state capital) den i later redeployed 2 Osun state n was posted to a sec sch in Modakeke....i rli enjoyed ma stay dia dat im even plannin 2 revisit. All thanks 2 OAU, OUI, The Polu Ife, uniosun (ikire) gals....they help made ma stay fun

Revisit? U may not be dat lucky this time round. Enjoy ur pleasant memories ooo.

hahahaha @dat police duties there.


but op spill the beans nah...which state?

control_seven: Revisit? U may not be dat lucky this time round. Enjoy ur pleasant memories ooo.

u fink so? Iv got lot of em dat jst wanna hv me bak

mko abiola: I served in a remote village in bayesa,a riverine community.
Where dey drink ,wash and do all sort of things wit d water.
My xperience was wen 1 of my student told me to impregnate her so she can follow me to Lag.because she has be hearing of lag as a big city.I laughed in ijaw language.
D rest na history.

Ǎ̜̣̍Ϟd u plugged the naïve girl from every position imaginable Ǎ̜̣̍Ϟd ran away.

Highbros: Wher in the world is that?

lol...Ajogwoni Village in Dekina Local govt Area,Kogi State.

I served in Kainji, New-Bussa in Niger State. While in camp, we were told horrendous stories about Kainji so much that the worse curse u can place on anybody in camp was "May you be posted to Kainji". But contrary to what we were told, Kainji is still the best place I've ever been to my whole life! If not for the fact that I was not down with the students' attitude towards education, I would have stayed back. I will never forget when the whole JSS3 students came to my bunk (with knife, cutlass and every sort of dangerous instruments) just cos I foiled several exam malpractices they have thoughtfully planned out during their JSSCE exams (shudders) I beg, it is better told than experienced. All the same sha, I still have close ties with the Emir's nephew and have open invite from the people to come and stay anytime I want to; I'm still very much in contact with some of my serious students and very, very good neighbors in AMKK (III) Science College 5years after. I really miss my stay in Kainji #nostalgic#

Rooneyboy: In 2007 I was posted to KEBBI state .
Then was further posted to birin Kebbi(their supposedly state capital ), goodness ! Adjusting to their way of life was really difficult.

My place of primary assignment was govt day secondary school.(FEMALES)

I remember vividly my first day of resumption ,when they were addressing me , they were like "malam walie ........."

When I heard that "malam" I nearly went on a flogging spree.----- "naïve me"

But with time I adjusted well and was loved by all my students, to the point they started professing their loff for malam rooneyboy

With their:
Malam walie innasonki,
Malam give me ur address
Malam give me ur phone number.

With their big big boops , really had to respect myself there ooo.

guy, u beta towk true....... Ao u tk respect ursef? By wearin con.dom?.

greatdave: lol...Ajogwoni Village in Dekina Local govt Area,Kogi State.

hahahahahahahahaha.....dat cnt b true. So dia r places lyk dat in Dekina lga? Jeez!

fittty: Damn!!!!.... Quite different from my service year
Served in a private firm Lagos..... Air-conditioned staff bus takes me to work and back home..... Coffee and biscuits/cup cake for breakfast every day and TFC for lunch every mon, wed, fridays..... Air-conditioned office with internet access........... New toyota corolla official car for outdoor assignments..... Toiletries every month end and Full bag of rice and 25litters of vegetable every xmas and easter break....
DOPPE#

lucky u...na una flex NYSC na. As jealous as i am,am stil grateful for d xperience.

I love this...having opportunity to share your experience....am currently serving in Tuatua community secondary school in a village called Korokoro.
the local govt pays their light bill and for 3months now the local govt has not paid so no light.
its the only community where i have seen children prefer farm to school....i once asked them which was more important and the all chorused FARM! Saying if there is no farm then no food.....#i no fit laff#.
they are peacful and poligamous even as teens/singles.
am having fun clapping always to wade sunflies.
ow i dint mention....this ppl love dance and can dance and forget they are in a burial...burial is like a parri....dey seem to pray for one everyday..hahahahaha

Ayorh4you: hahahahahahahahaha.....dat cnt b true. So dia r places lyk dat in Dekina lga? Jeez!

no be smal tin o....nd its supposedly d 'largest local govt in West Africa'!

;DIn 2007 I was posted to KEBBI state .
Then was further posted to birin Kebbi(their supposedly state capital ), goodness ! Adjusting to their way of life was really difficult.

My place of primary assignment was govt day secondary school.(FEMALES)

I remember vividly my first day of resumption ,when they were addressing me , they were like "malam walie ........."

When I heard that "malam" I nearly went on a flogging spree.----- "naïve me"

;DIn 2007 I was posted to KEBBI state .
Then was further posted to birin Kebbi(their supposedly state capital ), goodness ! Adjusting to their way of life was really difficult.

My place of primary assignment was govt day secondary school.(FEMALES)

I remember vividly my first day of resumption ,when they were addressing me , they were like "malam walie ........."

When I heard that "malam" I nearly went on a flogging spree.----- "naïve me"