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Re: ‘You Can’t Take The Swamp Out Of The Hippopotamus’ — Timipre Sylva Hits Jonathan by Elzazzi: 10:51am On Nov 19, 2023
Rikze:
shocked




That's their wahala... Just keep the state safe for those of us who do not have security details that follow us around.

Do you live in bayelsa ? Is bayelsa really safe even under Diri ? A state filled with cultists and thugs. A state where you can't move freely at night in the capital city.

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Re: ‘You Can’t Take The Swamp Out Of The Hippopotamus’ — Timipre Sylva Hits Jonathan by georgeakins: 10:52am On Nov 19, 2023
Manigie:
Whatever it is oga, you can never be half the man Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is...... Go sleep



Jonathan is a statesman, such a statement was beneath him.

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Re: ‘You Can’t Take The Swamp Out Of The Hippopotamus’ — Timipre Sylva Hits Jonathan by Sleekfingers: 10:54am On Nov 19, 2023
RolexOfGeneva:

Most of these lines are fake. Some are real. But as far as the message is understood, no qualms. Patience Jonathan will always remain one of the best first ladies in Nigeria's history.


Are you high? That shepoppotsmus that was disgracing herself and the entire country with her terrible grammar.
Re: ‘You Can’t Take The Swamp Out Of The Hippopotamus’ — Timipre Sylva Hits Jonathan by Gaabasky: 10:54am On Nov 19, 2023
Two failures fighting each other. How I wished Bayelsian get it right. That state has no business to be poor. It should be leading state in every good n positive things. Bayelsa suppose to be Qatar of Nigeria

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Re: ‘You Can’t Take The Swamp Out Of The Hippopotamus’ — Timipre Sylva Hits Jonathan by soccerlite: 11:02am On Nov 19, 2023
Manigie:
Whatever it is oga, you can never be half the man Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is...... Go sleep


Are you talking about been fmr president?
Re: ‘You Can’t Take The Swamp Out Of The Hippopotamus’ — Timipre Sylva Hits Jonathan by soccerlite: 11:03am On Nov 19, 2023
Swamp habitat of hippopotamus

Swamp Jonathan

Hmmmm
Re: ‘You Can’t Take The Swamp Out Of The Hippopotamus’ — Timipre Sylva Hits Jonathan by soccerlite: 11:05am On Nov 19, 2023
georgeakins:




Jonathan is a statesman, such a statement was beneath him.


Thank you very much.

He didn't know he's also a culprit too.

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Re: ‘You Can’t Take The Swamp Out Of The Hippopotamus’ — Timipre Sylva Hits Jonathan by Manigie: 11:08am On Nov 19, 2023
soccerlite:



Are you talking about been fmr president?
I'm talking about everything decent...... with the first being his personality....
Re: ‘You Can’t Take The Swamp Out Of The Hippopotamus’ — Timipre Sylva Hits Jonathan by Patriotsleague: 11:12am On Nov 19, 2023
That visit makes all the difference. If you know you know.
Re: ‘You Can’t Take The Swamp Out Of The Hippopotamus’ — Timipre Sylva Hits Jonathan by CoolAmbience(m): 11:26am On Nov 19, 2023
Manigie:
Whatever it is oga, you can never be half the man Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is...... Go sleep


Lol...

Which man is Jonathan?

A man that failed abysmally in governance.

A man who embodied and represents the sum total of collapse and leadership ineptness of Nigerian leaders at the highest level.

A man whose people had no portable drinking water, but couldn't complete a regional water project for his people, even as the Head of the Federal Government for six years, a project that was valued at less than N5billion, yet his wife completed her over N10billion Aridolf Hotel in Yenagoa, within the same period.

Jonathan was the biggest failure in the Nigerian leadership landscape. A docile, deceptive and extremely corrupt human being with a satan-like innocent mien.

He had all the opportunity in this world to help rescue this country, but never did. He has no moral right to speak badly about Timipre Silva. It was he and Yar'dua that institutionalized and legalized the issuance of rewards to rascals, vandals and bloody criminals in the guise of a presidential amnesty program, which also became a veritable conduit for corruption and the mindless enrichment of a few unscrupulous individuals.

While I also think similar of Silva, however, he certainly has not had the same amount of opportunity as Jonathan. Those two men have failed Bayelsa, and especially Jonathan, who failed Nigeria, and indeed the entire black race.

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Re: ‘You Can’t Take The Swamp Out Of The Hippopotamus’ — Timipre Sylva Hits Jonathan by jrusky(m): 11:39am On Nov 19, 2023
VinnyBaba:



You voted for Tinubu but complain about Buhari Govt?🤔🤔🤨

Who bought in Buhari?😏😏

Are you Owk @All? undecided

You are the one who is sick so Umahi, Wike, the 4 souther governors under pdp etc that vote Tinubuare not ok ba, but you are the one ok voting a damn ipob sympathiser well know drug trafficker bitch called obi who is hidden his past coming out as Saint to deceive you a s s ba?

Pls keep off my motion I don't go into argument with son of beast amageldonian 666 like you.

I'm a a diverse Nigerian in everything if apga or sdp or aa present someone I like I will vote for the candidate only obi I will never vote, never.

So pls just get off.

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Re: ‘You Can’t Take The Swamp Out Of The Hippopotamus’ — Timipre Sylva Hits Jonathan by VinnyBaba: 12:07pm On Nov 19, 2023
jrusky:


You are the one who is sick so Umahi, Wike, the 4 souther governors under pdp etc that vote Tinubuare not ok ba, but you are the one ok voting a damn ipob sympathiser well know drug trafficker bitch called obi who is hidden his past coming out as Saint to deceive you a s s ba?

Pls keep off my motion I don't go into argument with son of beast amageldonian 666 like you.

I'm a a diverse Nigerian in everything if apga or sdp or aa present someone I like I will vote for the candidate only obi I will never vote, never.

So pls just get off.

Wow, You are NOT really Ok. embarassed undecided

Criticizing Buhari (APC) but voting Tinubu (APC). sad

You are a CORNFUSED Entity! 😕😌😌
Re: ‘You Can’t Take The Swamp Out Of The Hippopotamus’ — Timipre Sylva Hits Jonathan by Manigie: 12:16pm On Nov 19, 2023
CoolAmbience:



Lol...

Which man is Jonathan?

A man that failed abysmally in governance.

A man who embodied and represents the sum total of collapse and leadership ineptness of Nigerian leaders at the highest level.

A man whose people had no portable drinking water, but couldn't complete a regional water project for his people, even as the Head of the Federal Government for six years, a project that was valued at less than N5billion, yet his wife completed her over N10billion Aridolf Hotel in Yenagoa, within the same period.

Jonathan was the biggest failure in the Nigerian leadership landscape. A docile, deceptive and extremely corrupt human being with a satan-like innocent mien.

He had all the opportunity in this world to help rescue this country, but never did. He has no moral right to speak badly about Timipre Silva. It was he and Yar'dua that institutionalized and legalized the issuance of rewards to rascals, vandals and bloody criminals in the guise of a presidential amnesty program, which also became a veritable conduit for corruption and the mindless enrichment of a few unscrupulous individuals.

While I also think similar of Silva, however, he certainly has not had the same amount of opportunity as Jonathan. Those two men have failed Bayelsa, and especially Jonathan, who failed Nigeria, and indeed the entire black race.









Despite your rant, i strongly believe within me that Goodluck Ebele Jonathan was a better president than that monumental failure from Daura filled with nepotism and failure and who recently handed over to one who seems to be towing his path in pushing Nigerians into abject poverty and killing businesses at a whim ....
Re: ‘You Can’t Take The Swamp Out Of The Hippopotamus’ — Timipre Sylva Hits Jonathan by jrusky(m): 12:17pm On Nov 19, 2023
VinnyBaba:


Wow, You are NOT really Ok. embarassed undecided

Criticizing Buhari (APC) but voting Tinubu (APC). sad

You are a CORNFUSED Entity! 😕😌😌

I already told you your identity pls keep that to yourself. I don't waste much of my time with any f u c king pain head mofo. So pls follow your lane.

Yea I'm pdp and I voted for Tinubu and I will do it again in 2027 with all pleasure so better you kill yourself about that now before its too late to die.
Re: ‘You Can’t Take The Swamp Out Of The Hippopotamus’ — Timipre Sylva Hits Jonathan by Rikze: 12:19pm On Nov 19, 2023
Elzazzi:


Do you live in bayelsa ? Is bayelsa really safe even under Diri ? A state filled with cultists and thugs. A state where you can't move freely at night in the capital city.


shocked


Yes, I live in Yenagoa. I don't support any political party. I'm neither a politician.


The state is bit safe. Though more needs to be done. Have you travelled and lived in other cities and towns?


Yes there are thugs like you said. The sad truth is that many men in Bayelsa State prefer "one-time money". Many don't want to work they lazy around and drink from one joint to the other. If they don't get the money they expect what do you expect them to do?


How many state capitals do people walk freely at night? Just let me know.
Re: ‘You Can’t Take The Swamp Out Of The Hippopotamus’ — Timipre Sylva Hits Jonathan by DJInfluence: 12:33pm On Nov 19, 2023
What irks me is that a state of several millions of people required only 175k votes to win an election. The same thing happens across all states of the federation.
The whole system is just wrong and need full overhaul.
Re: ‘You Can’t Take The Swamp Out Of The Hippopotamus’ — Timipre Sylva Hits Jonathan by Elzazzi: 12:38pm On Nov 19, 2023
Rikze:



shocked


Yes, I live in Yenagoa. I don't support any political party. I'm neither a politician.


The state is bit safe. Though more needs to be done. Have you travelled and lived in other cities and towns?


Yes there are thugs like you said. The sad truth is that many men in Bayelsa State prefer "one-time money". Many don't want to work they lazy around and drink from one joint to the other. If they don't get the money they expect what do you expect them to do?


How many state capitals do people walk freely at night? Just let me know.

Well, state capitals in the south west are relatively safe. Talking about bayelsa being lazy, I concur with you on that.
Re: ‘You Can’t Take The Swamp Out Of The Hippopotamus’ — Timipre Sylva Hits Jonathan by ComeToJesus: 12:48pm On Nov 19, 2023
Re: ‘You Can’t Take The Swamp Out Of The Hippopotamus’ — Timipre Sylva Hits Jonathan by Billmos: 12:53pm On Nov 19, 2023
Am a core Apc supporter but I'm more Dan happy Dan d former president as pdp won back d state,apc fail to bring back lyon to contest was d last straw dat broke d carmel back.i no 99.9% of true lover of fair play pray for d greedy slyvia to fail we all tanks God for a well answering to our humble prayer.once again To God be d glory
Re: ‘You Can’t Take The Swamp Out Of The Hippopotamus’ — Timipre Sylva Hits Jonathan by Billmos: 1:00pm On Nov 19, 2023
Better president my foot, he was a collosal failure, go to daura now I won't be saying this.To me gej failed not only his region but d entire nigeria never should we have such a weak entity as a leader



Manigie: Despite your rant, i strongly believe within me that Goodluck Ebele Jonathan was a better president than that monumental failure from Daura filled with nepotism and failure and who recently handed over to one who seems to be towing his path in pushing Nigerians into abject poverty and killing businesses at a whim .... [/quote]
Re: ‘You Can’t Take The Swamp Out Of The Hippopotamus’ — Timipre Sylva Hits Jonathan by Manigie: 1:10pm On Nov 19, 2023
[quote author=Billmos post=127051238]Better president my foot, he was a collosal failure, go to daura now I won't be saying this.To me gej failed not only his region but d entire nigeria never should we have such a weak entity as a leader



Billmos..... just look at your sense of reasoning..... that i have to go to Daura?
That i have to go to Daura shows how backwards and retrogressive we are as a people. Does Daura represent the whole of Nigeria?

If Buhari took everything to Daura, does that he make him a good leader ? Your Darling Buhari took us ten steps backwards in terms of everything, prices of goods, companies floating, nepotism at its peak .... any day any time, i pick Goodluck, not the despicable man from Daura you made mention of
Re: ‘You Can’t Take The Swamp Out Of The Hippopotamus’ — Timipre Sylva Hits Jonathan by sageb: 1:18pm On Nov 19, 2023
Re: ‘You Can’t Take The Swamp Out Of The Hippopotamus’ — Timipre Sylva Hits Jonathan by Billmos: 1:23pm On Nov 19, 2023
Manigie: charity d said begin at home if u like change ur neighbors house to new heaven if ur house is nothing to write home about u failed as a man.oh u think pmb only turn daura to new heaven alone throughout his 8 years in office den if u don't no what he did go n consult goggle beside it was dat same pmb dat solve d age long drinking water problem of gej community,a man that was a president but failed to harken to d yearning of his people n u call such a person a better leader maybe I don't no ur definition of a better leader.but gej failed as a leader
Re: ‘You Can’t Take The Swamp Out Of The Hippopotamus’ — Timipre Sylva Hits Jonathan by Freebills12: 1:44pm On Nov 19, 2023
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Woodshot:
Mama peace pls come and hit Sylvia with a volcano hot lines... Live to remember her famous words below:

Chai! Chai! There is God o… there ’ s God
in everything we are doing, continue !

Na only you waka come?

Vote UMBLERRA and press your finger for
UMBLERRA.

My husband , Dr Goodluck Jonathan and
Sambo is a quiet people

. At least we all have HIV AIDS except that
some of us are negative and some of us are
positive ( On World AIDS day speech)

History ’ll not be completely without
OJUKWU.

The people sitting before you here were
once a Children

I donate my family on behalf of 20million

My husband and Sambo is a good people.

The President was once a child and the
Senators were once a children .

My fellow widows.

A good mother takes care of his children .

The people sitting before you were once
a children .

Yes we are all happy for the effort, , it is
not easy to carry second in an
International competition like this one ,
(addressing press men after Female
Under -19 FIFA World Cup ).

The bombers who born them? Wasn ’ t it not
a woman ? They were once a children now a
adult now they are bombing women and
children making some children a widow .

My heart feels sorry for these children who
have become widows for loosing their parents
for one reason or another .

We should have love for our fellow
Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY .

Thank God the Doctors and Nurses
are responding to treatment .

I would rather kill myself instead of
committing suicide .

Ojukwu is a great man , he died but
his manhood lives on.


Very funny! Though it shows the part of country you are from.... Hope you will like a post with chronicles of Buhari's common mistake in English...
Re: ‘You Can’t Take The Swamp Out Of The Hippopotamus’ — Timipre Sylva Hits Jonathan by Rikze: 1:56pm On Nov 19, 2023
Elzazzi:


Well, state capitals in the south west are relatively safe. Talking about bayelsa being lazy, I concur with you on that.


Are you in Yenagoa or the West?
Re: ‘You Can’t Take The Swamp Out Of The Hippopotamus’ — Timipre Sylva Hits Jonathan by DoctorAyukebot(m): 1:58pm On Nov 19, 2023
Goldmaxx:
He can still be a father to all while endorsing his preferred candidate, there's nothing wrong with that. Even in US, ex-presidents openly make statements and endorsements every election cycle, go and check.
Besides this is his opinion within a closet and if he ever made such there's no evidence except from press rumour.
The problem isn't what he said, it's people like you that can't respect opinions...typical of an African.


Ex US Presidents make endorsements at the Presidential level. Funny Jonathan would mention security when the Chibok girls were kidnapped under his nostrils leaving him clueless and booted out of office by Buhari
Re: ‘You Can’t Take The Swamp Out Of The Hippopotamus’ — Timipre Sylva Hits Jonathan by SisterAnn(f): 2:10pm On Nov 19, 2023
NewDea4:


Timipre is a perennial loser
Customer dada ni.
Re: ‘You Can’t Take The Swamp Out Of The Hippopotamus’ — Timipre Sylva Hits Jonathan by SisterAnn(f): 2:15pm On Nov 19, 2023
Olu1000:


Jonathan as a Stateman should not have made such statement publicly , even if he held such opinion.He should have congratulated Diri and left it at that.Saying he would relocate his mother to Abuja if Sylvia had won is like saying Sylvia is not competent to be governor.
Jonathan never actually mentioned names, but the comment was below him. Didn't know he could talk sef.
Re: ‘You Can’t Take The Swamp Out Of The Hippopotamus’ — Timipre Sylva Hits Jonathan by SisterAnn(f): 2:26pm On Nov 19, 2023
jrusky:
Slyviaanything you like talk am, Bayelsa governor no dey reach your hand. I voted for Tinubu but I hate you Mr Slyvia because it was you Slyvia and Amaechi that started the Jonathan must go crusade that Tinubu, Onu, Okorocha,Ngige etc took the opportunity that installed that useless failure called Buhari on our nation and he ruined everything.

If a wall is not cracked opened lizard will never crawled inside it. I will never blame Tinubufor kicking Gej out of power but will forever blame you and Amaechi because death from outside can never kill you if the death within your own household not already killed you.
Oga take am easy oo
Re: ‘You Can’t Take The Swamp Out Of The Hippopotamus’ — Timipre Sylva Hits Jonathan by SisterAnn(f): 2:27pm On Nov 19, 2023
VinnyBaba:



You voted for Tinubu but complain about Buhari Govt?🤔🤔🤨

Who bought in Buhari?😏😏

Are you Owk @All? undecided
Atink you dey see wetin I saw. grin
Re: ‘You Can’t Take The Swamp Out Of The Hippopotamus’ — Timipre Sylva Hits Jonathan by SisterAnn(f): 2:29pm On Nov 19, 2023
Chekwume16:
Lol. This your write up is so funny. When Jonathan was president and had all the security apparatus under him, how well secured was bayelsa and Nigeria then. You don't understand what is happening. Its all personal vendetta from the time yaradua was president
Sylva should have simply asked his egbon how he fared with security when he held sway as president.

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