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God1000:
Yeah, I said it the other day and I was heavily criticized.

I'm yet to see the dead bodies of Hamas fighters Israel killed in that hospital, they are only showing us fake weapons.

Hamas had ample of time to evacuate all those things, there were signs and warnings of imminent Israeli assault on that hospital.

All these would have been avoided, this war is avoidable, this war was needless, Hamas wanted a taste of blood, Hamas brought this war, they started this war, on the 7th of Oct, 2023. You were dancing and cheering Hamas.

Don't change no narrative now.

Let the destruction of Gaza and blood continue to spill, this is what Islam wanted.

Israel understands their language of violence more than they do.

VULCAN:
As a matter of fact, Israel "may have"hired actors to pretend to kill 1400 people on Oct 7 and they also "may have" hired the 1400 people including babies to act dead for the cameras.

CNN and its overt and covert support for Palestinians and their brand of Terror is just disgusting

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Abi?
Let's kukuma say the videos of Israelis being killed and bombed are deep fakes created by Mossad and Zelensky to discredit the peace loving Hamas terrorists.

Let us not stop the madness halfway.

God1000:
Yeah, I said it the other day and I was heavily criticized.

I'm yet to see the dead bodies of Hamas fighters Israeli military killed in that hospital, they are only showing us fake weapons.

Hamas had ample of time to evacuate all those things, there were signs and warnings of imminent Israeli assault on that hospital.

Netanyahu has a lot of questions to answer

Whether true or not...the killing of terrorists continue

IDENNAA:
Any living human being supporting Israel is supporting genocide

And supporting Hamas make you a supporter of ISIS,how does that sound.

Bomb the terrorists to the ground.

The effect of reading Koran is terrorism.

The effect of reading the Bible is Love

So Israel lied?

CHIOMAEZEH:
Na now una dey realise say the Israelites are snakes?

Mtch eew!

One terr orist spotted.

Mobsync:
Simply put, CNN just revealed that Israel is planting weapons in Al-Shifa. Mind you, CNN isn’t talking because it wants to. It’s only talking after people called out the Israeli propaganda by asking why there are more weapons at Al-Shifa when foreign journalists were allowed in than they were initially.

CNN itself is trying to be clever by claiming the weapons were “rearranged”. What’s rearranged? Just say the weapons were planted.

Up until this moment, Israel and the US government have not shown us the corpse of a single Hamas fighter killed at Al-Shifa. Neither have they shown us the photos of Hamas tunnels.

Even if they claim the Hamas fighters fled, will they also claim that the tunnels fled? Or Hamas fled with the tunnels?

Even if Hamas blew up the tunnel, the evidence will be there. Now that we have confirmed that Israel planted the weapons, let’s wait for them to show us the tunnel.

What else do you want CNN to do?
Hamas fûcked up and they should enjoy the consequences.
The whole war crime of the past should be reviewed. Let's review the ones Muhammad did.

Mobsync:
Simply put, CNN just revealed that Israel is planting weapons in Al-Shifa. Mind you, CNN isn’t talking because it wants to. It’s only talking after people called out the Israeli propaganda by asking why there are more weapons at Al-Shifa when foreign journalists were allowed in than they were initially.

CNN itself is trying to be clever by claiming the weapons were “rearranged”. What’s rearranged? Just say the weapons were planted.

Up until this moment, Israel and the US government have not shown us the corpse of a single Hamas fighter killed at Al-Shifa. Neither have they shown us the photos of Hamas tunnels.

Even if they claim the Hamas fighters fled, will they also claim that the tunnels fled? Or Hamas fled with the tunnels?

Even if Hamas blew up the tunnel, the evidence will be there. Now that we have confirmed that Israel planted the weapons, let’s wait for them to show us the tunnel.

Learn comprehension, you said No.

Available9:
Whether true or not...the killing of terrorists continue

Gbamsolutely.

Yeye people,they want sensible human beings to stand with terrorists who will cry e don kill me ooo,e don kill me oo to the media but shout out jihad,death to jew,death to Christians,death to infidels in their meeting

Israel should just go on auto bomb mode if it is possible,just continue to rain down bombs on the head of this terrorists and any structure that houses them.

The terrorist need to know that they do not have the monopoly of madness and terror.

maestro299:
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Abi?
Let's kukuma say the videos of Israelis being killed and bombed are deep fakes created by Mossad and Zelensky to discredit the peace loving Hamas terrorists.

Let us not stop the madness halfway.

Let us also say the videos of the missile being sent into Israel are videos on bangers or knockout Hamas kids were innocently playing with.

Mobsync:
This is a link to the Nairaland post showing lots of weapons founded at Al-Shifa. The post was reached over 40,000 views and 9 pages of comments at the time of writing.

The below video is a tour granted to CNN. Note that the video doesn't contain the weapons later displayed in the Nairaland post. About four days later, they still haven't shown us Hamas tunnels or bodies of Hamas fighters killed at the hospital.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP6raWKH7DA

All the news aljazeera are dishing too ate fake. Isreal didn't kill up to 300 civilians.
Maybe you don't know.
The world's tired of muslims cry baby tactics. The world ll retaliate against any islamist.

Mobsync:
CNN analysis: Video suggests IDF might have rearranged weaponry at Al-Shifa prior to news crew visits



SOURCE: CNN

It's all propaganda!!!

There was no evidence of fire fight between Hamas and IDF in that hospital, we did not see any single footage of killed Hamas terrorist or IDF soldiers in that location.

Gudguyonly:
IDF used Propaganda too much.

The shameful list saga is not over where they showed a calender in Arabic but claimed it was list of names by hamas, and they are being mocked for it....

And now this......

Isreal can do better

They just want to occupy Gaza

All the land wey Muhammad massacred their people, na dem get am?
No be occupy dem take spread Islam?

Mobsync:
This is a link to the Nairaland post showing lots of weapons founded at Al-Shifa. The post was reached over 40,000 views and 9 pages of comments at the time of writing.

The below video is a tour granted to CNN. Note that the video doesn't contain the weapons later displayed in the Nairaland post. About four days later, they still haven't shown us Hamas tunnels or bodies of Hamas fighters killed at the hospital.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP6raWKH7DA

They don't show bodies. Not before, not now.

Funny enough the Nigeria Christian doesn't know that the Jewish dislike them than Muslim. Google is ur friend to research and do more findings about relationship and hatred of Jewish to the Christians. The link to the video shared can help you a bit
https://fb.watch/opTb_QhV13/?mibextid=HSR2mg

CHIOMAEZEH:
Na now una dey realise say the Israelites are snakes?

No.. Hamas n muslims are snakes, including you that's dry head

Dittodat:
I have been saying that the apartheid terrorist state of Israel was just posting all those stories to cover their genocide against Palestinian Children and women. The religiously and tribally brainwashed IPOB retards on NL have been supporting any crimes and lies from the zionist terrorists called IDF. When the Nigerian army kills IPOB terrorists in the SE, these same fools will be here calling on the UN, US, USSR, and everyone to come and fight Nigeria over human rights. No one is going to listen to the US and the West on any human rights rubbish anymore. Those days are gone. What you wish on others is coming to bite you in the ass sooner or later.
Righteousness, also masquerading as Holiness, is their number one propaganda poster on NL.
No matter their lies and propaganda, the world already knows that Israel is an APARTHEID and TERRORIST STATE.

We stand with PALESTINE.

Den be ready with perish with Hamas. Nike on ya head

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Nuke fall on you

bemeruca:
They don't show bodies. Not before, not now.

What about tunnels?

IDENNAA:
Any living human being supporting Israel is supporting genocide

You that supported Islam issa genocide. You should be nüked to pieces. Why can't you fight against fulani herdsmen killings?
You no condemn Russia o. Hypocrite and naive tin

Kukutente23:
These terrorists and their supporters sha
Are they now saying Hamas never used the hospital as a base or what
Same hospital that Aljazeera interviewed people and they were angry with Hamas for using them as shields

They said rearrangement, not like adding to the weapons so Israel was on point. Trust islamists to do cry baby

I love Israel's approach to terrorism.

God1000:
Shame on Israel,, I said it the other day and I was heavily criticized.

I'm yet to see the dead bodies of Hamas fighters Israeli military killed in that hospital, they are only showing us fake weapons.

Hamas had ample of time to evacuate all those things if there was indeed an underground tunnel, there were signs and warnings of imminent Israeli assault on that hospital.

Netanyahu has a lot of questions to answer

Does Israel owe you and the amalekites any explanation? Are you not grateful that humanitarian aids are still considered for a people whose mission on earth is to destroy the Israeli. Can any Christian support the destruction of Saudi Arabia? Since hamas claim they are in control of gaza why can't.tbey come out of Tunnel to defend there so called land ?

maestro299:
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Abi?
Let's kukuma say the videos of Israelis being killed and bombed are deep fakes created by Mossad and Zelensky to discredit the peace loving Hamas terrorists.

Let us not stop the madness halfway.

Hamas is still sending bombs to Israel what do they intend to gain by doing so?

My Indian friend said something very touchy,He said the worst form of human being in this life is one who has sold his soul to jihad.

He has been brainwashed to believe that if you kill him,he gains,if He kills you he still gains,so the only sensible thing is to kill him first so He can go up and get all the virgins he desires.

Israel should intensify the bombing till Hamas is subdued to submission and release all the innocent people they kidnapped.

@Mydd, please assist me remove a thread created to dent someone's reputation on Nairaland. The conflict has been resolved but the original poster is unable to take the post down.

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God1000:
Shame on Israel,, I said it the other day and I was heavily criticized.

I'm yet to see the dead bodies of Hamas fighters Israeli military killed in that hospital, they are only showing us fake weapons.

Hamas had ample of time to evacuate all those things if there was indeed an underground tunnel, there were signs and warnings of imminent Israeli assault on that hospital.

Netanyahu has a lot of questions to answer

OVERRATED ISRAELI PEOPLE FIGHTING SMALL HAMAS TILL THIS MINUTE, MEANWHILE SICK NIGERIAN CITIZEN WHO FAILED TO FINISH BOKO HARAM AND ISWAP CAME TO NAIRALAND TO TALKED ABOUT WHAT THEY DON'T KNOW

Propaganda war.

Mobsync:
What about tunnels?

Are you not satisfied with the ones they have been showing? Do you know that Israel built bunkers where that hospital is decades ago?
Why do you think the terrorist will still remain there when the IDF has already said they are in the hospitals?

We have seen weapons in schools, mosque etc. Hospital is not far-fetched. Even in France, they found weapons in a mosque.

God1000:
Shame on Israel,, I said it the other day and I was heavily criticized.

I'm yet to see the dead bodies of Hamas fighters Israeli military killed in that hospital, they are only showing us fake weapons.

Hamas had ample of time to evacuate all those things if there was indeed an underground tunnel as Israel has claimed, there were signs and warnings of imminent Israeli assault on that hospital.

Netanyahu has a lot of questions to answer

https://babylonbee.com/news/hamas-says-all-the-ak-47s-found-in-gaza-hospital-were-strictly-for-medicinal-use
Nov 14, 2023 · BabylonBee.com


GAZA — As reports began to come out that Israeli Defense Forces had discovered a Hamas weapons depot hidden in a Gaza children's hospital, a spokesman for Hamas was adamant that all of the AK-47s found in the hospital were for medicinal use only.

"These were clearly medical machine guns," said Ali Mohammed Al Mohammed. "By confiscating these weapons, they are depriving sick children of the life-saving medical care that these rifles, rockets, and bombs provide. Only people who are truly heartless would take these weapons away from children who are ill. Death to Israel, thank you."

As Israel continues to receive a mixture of support and criticism for its ongoing offensive against Hamas in Gaza, the discovery of a cache of weapons in a children's hospital was a sobering reminder of what the IDF is up against. When pressed on the matter, the Hamas spokesman refused to admit the weapons stockpile was for use in the war. "Don't be ridiculous," Mohammed said. "The weapons were clearly labeled ‘Surgical AK-47s and Explosives.'"

"Why would we hide our weapons in a building with innocent children? That's ridiculous! We only allow essential, life-saving therapeutic weapons in the children's hospital. We're not monsters. Glory to the blood-soaked martyrs. Thank you."

At publishing time, Hamas had sent a formal request to have all of the weapons returned to them immediately. "We really need them back," Mohammed said. "And by ‘we,' I mean the sick children, of course. Yes, not referring to ourselves, the vengeful mujahideen. Totally the sick children."