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Tonnyray:
The only reason I never had one and obviously never will now.

You pay for it one way or another, there is no shame in that.

Lee99:
No oh my babe dey NL make she no read am

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Haba! BAD, BADDO, BADDEST.

MSN1:
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Haba! BAD, BADDO, BADDEST.

Lol okay make I give una small snippets, my ex and I went out for drinks, met one of her friends there we all had pepper soup and drank, we got intoxicated went home and had the best damn sex ever

MSN1:
Using CD after a girl sucks is extremely dumb bro!. U can get infected from suckings.
Try as much as possible to resist the urge of u being sucked or sucking a girl, I personally don't like it @ all but i have done it b4 ( Only wen my body led me to) but i can neva suck or get sucked again. That shit is fvcking pointless to me.
I can make any responsive lady cum even 2 times without sucking and i don't like sucking or being sucked, so its useless to me..

Relax bro
At least HIV is out of the view. I’m pay attention too.

Lee99:
Lol okay make I give una small snippets, my ex and I went out for drinks, met one of her friends there we all had pepper soup and drank, we got intoxicated went home and had the best damn sex ever

If guys cud relax, a lot wud know that; in ladies world, EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE!.

I Once shyked a chick on telegram, she told me instantly; I have a fiance, i said ok, have a nice day.
About a month later; she sent me hi, i replied hi.
Next wik, she asked y i didn't bother getting back to her, i simply said: " Y wud i bother som1's wife to b"?...
She later told me it was a joke, after some days we fixed meeting.

She came on a thurday towards 3-4pm. Immediately after entertainment, she told me she wud leave by 5:30pm, i said, no probs. Cud u believe; we gisted and laughed till 6; 30+ i asked if i shud see her off, she said its late dat she wud pass d nite and go to work from my place but i won't touch her, i said y not.

After dinner, i slept while she was on TV. After sometime, i felt a hand under my duvet in my boxer, fisting my divk, na so bobby begin press me, d rest na story o...

Cud u believe she stayed xtra 2days willingly, i had to get a pair of clothes and slippers 4 her d next day.
Women world nid a lot of patience and mastery of their game.

wonder233:
I was determined to invite a girl over for a weekend, so I put out multiple invites, knowing fully well, most times, girls disappoint.
As weekend approached, I started receiving the usual "excuses"... But two girls confirmed they will come.
I decided not cancel anyone, for fear that the one I picked may disappoint last minute.
As soon as the first one arrived, I quickly put a call out to the second to cancel, but she told me she was already closeby. I didn't have the heart to turn her back cos it was already dark and she came feom afar, so I let her come.
I introduced both girls and went to get drinks.
The first one is like a semi regular babe of mine, while the second was a new catch.
So, I focused on that first one, we cooked together, selected movies and treated the second babe as our guest.
It got better: the first one was all over me, and had no qualms with us having sex in front of the other one...at first she tried to keep a straight face, but when I reached out and started handling her, she sat there like she couldn't move, the first girl reached out and pulled her in..That was when I knew girls were as adventurous as guys... We had sex all night, and again in the early morning.
The girls left towards afternoon the next day... And became friends thereafter.

They are lesbians not friends.

MSN1:
Lol.
That was the longest fvck i have ever had, where the strength come from still dey baffle me.
From 10pm - almost 11am; i didn't take break for more than 5hrs at most.
And the funniest thing is dat;
I didn't cum at all!. Mind u, i don't take ANYTHING for sex.

-I have noticed this since 2015, whenever i have s*x with a new chick for d first time; I hardly cum.
My babe back den quarrelled with me a lot because of dat, she even said i didn't luv her dats y cumming was difficult but after months of familiarity, cumming bcame often, she was very surprised at the changes.

The bolded statement is a lie.
You don't need to lie to impress the nairalanders bro

MSN1:
If guys cud relax, a lot wud know that; in ladies world, EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE!.

I Once shyked a chick on telegram, she told me instantly; I have a fiance, i said ok, have a nice day.
About a month later; she sent me hi, i replied hi.
Next wik, she asked y i didn't bother getting back to her, i simply said: " Y wud i bother som1's wife to b"?...
She later told me it was a joke, after some days we fixed meeting.

She came on a thurday towards 3-4pm. Immediately after entertainment, she told me she wud leave by 5:30pm, i said, no probs. Cud u believe; we gisted and laughed till 6; 30+ i asked if i shud see her off, she said its late dat she wud pass d nite and go to work from my place but i won't touch her, i said y not.

After dinner, i slept while she was on TV. After sometime, i felt a hand under my duvet in my boxer, fisting my divk, na so bobby begin press me, d rest na story o...

Cud u believe she stayed xtra 2days willingly, i had to get a pair of clothes and slippers 4 her d next day.
Women world nid a lot of patience and mastery of their game.

lol. ur house suppose dey near hellfire.

MSN1:
Had my first ever earlier this year.
I did sex marathon with one new catch, we strolled out to get malt and milk, she met her friend who was complaining about no water in their tank and she really wanted a bath.

I said "Ok, u can come use my bathroom, she accepted, when i went to get the drinks, the other girl told my catch how her guy couldn't fvck her the previous nite and how badly she wanted to be banged!, My catch mouth scratch her begin tell her friend how we went for marathon dat nite and even continued since dat morning, mehn, not knowing she had keyed into the bad fun play.

When we got home, na so my catch asked us to continue while her friend was bathing.
As we were browsing, her friend called her from the bathroom, she went and she whispered to her that; she wanted to b part of the game.

That was it!.... Browse browse browse, i left them sleeping on my bed while i was on my couch sipping alcohol and watching them sleeping naked.
TILL 2DAY, IT SEEMS LIKE A DREAM, because I NEVER BARGAINED FOR IT.

Elenu

Rhassidy360:
Elenu

All he said is very possible.

Rhassidy360:
Elenu

Meaning?

ObviaSere:
All he said is very possible.

Oh, Elenu means Lies?. Lol,
Na kids really full hear, som pipo nor de think @ all, wot do i stand to gain coming to post lies, na wa 4 som pipo.

LOVEGINO:
lol. ur house suppose dey near hellfire.

Abeg o, i good o, na Konji wen nor de gri cure. I regret d day i knw woman, som experiences sef nor too good to remeber let alone share.

I once went to spend nite in a new chick's house.
Her main guy came @ about 11pm, if u see bang for door, na once my divk run enta my stomach.
If the girl wasn't strong and used emotional blackmail on d guy, i 4 enta call 2 glory.
B4 6am, i left and NEVER came back there.

Till date, i don't visit girls not to talk of spending nites (I must really know and trust u b4 i try am sef).
I have a guy dat travelled to a girl's family house around 2011 and d chick caged him in her room, wen d guy came back; I just told him, guy u b mumu.
Wetin d hole in between nor fit cause doesn't exist.
Som pipo dey use their hand dig their grave.

Uptheante:
The bolded statement is a lie.
You don't need to lie to impress the nairalanders bro

Your problem, y do i need to impress anybody? I believe there is a prize for impressing pipo. Did i posted that i spent dat long fvcking, witot some breaks and small plays in between rest?.
4 ur info, if som1 said he /she had svx for 3mins, are u not suppose to know there were few moments of play and few seconds break?
How u pipo think baffles me, i wonder if u guys have experiences or roll with pipo sef. Or u think i am among those guys that kills themselves on a lady, making all sort of annoying fast moves with their waist, gud svx is more than dat, those ones na killing body, mayb u re in dat group.
If u want to learn take ur pen and jot;

Its is possible to give a lady a crazy sevual xperience,
*A dope pre-intimacy can last for 25mins, den she is alredy wet anyhow.
*You start fisting, paying attention to how she wants it, if she is enjoying it slowly, her body language wud tell u, rather staying on top of a woman running like power bike and u get exhausted like hell. This shud last like 20mins, somtimes witot even cumming (according 2 ur prowess)
* A little break, she lying on ur chest, saying all sort of nasty dirty things together, den u activate her mood after somtime.
* You go as slow as possible, u wud notice how she wud b feeling every moment and tag it d best she had ever got.
--Yes i can last 5mins, 20,1hr and even 2hr in sexual activities, it depends on the vibes of my partner.

MSN1:
Your problem, y do i need to impress anybody? I believe there is a prize for impressing pipo. Did i posted that i spent dat long fvcking, witot some breaks and small plays in between rest?.
4 ur info, if som1 said he /she had svx for 3mins, are u not suppose to know there were few moments of play and few seconds break?
How u pipo think baffles me, i wonder if u guys have experiences or roll with pipo sef. Or u think i am among those guys that kills themselves on a lady, making all sort of annoying fast moves with their waist, gud svx is more than dat, those ones na killing body, mayb u re in dat group.

Then it probably means that out of the 5 hours, you spent maybe 2 hrs sucking kpekus, 1 hour kissing & sucking breasts, then maybe 2 hours of actual Bleep with breaks in between

Uptheante:
Then it probably means that out of the 5 hours, you spent maybe 2 hrs sucking kpekus, 1 hour kissing & sucking breasts, then maybe 2 hours of actual Bleep with breaks in between

Bros go back and read, where did u c me saying i spent 5hrs fvcking?
Comprehension is very easy and difficult.
I said from 10pm we got home -- about 11am d next day, all the time i rested put together is not more than 5hrs.

Please guys, i have made my honest points and i am not going to answer further questions, this thread was created for pipo to know dat som impossibilities a lot see is actually possible and not to mock ladies or be the kiss and tell type.

We are sharing experiences to learn not to limit our minds to only our experiences or mindsets.

-Feel free to drop your experiences or those you were told by others, Thanks.

Lukepeter:
Sure, but unfortunately I paid for it though. Looking forward to another one but I don't intend to pay.

Is it more fun than doing it with one girl, or just overrated?

DaTruths:
Is it more fun than doing it with one girl, or just overrated?

Scoring a goal in a match and scoring a 3 or 4 goals which feeling would be more euphoric? What's your profession let me give you an analogy with it.

The feeling is so out of this world, I would wholeheartedly recommend. But don't be reckless though.

Lukepeter:
Scoring a goal in a match and scoring a 3 or 4 goals which feeling would be more euphoric? What's your profession let me give you an analogy with it.

The feeling is so out of this world, I would wholeheartedly recommend. But don't be reckless though.

You have a point.

Just that i was wondering if one won't be confused on who to be penetrating at a given time.

DaTruths:
You have a point.

Just that i was wondering if one won't be confused on who to be penetrating at a given time.

I understand your worries, you have to go with the flow and don't show you like one more than the other, be fair to both. That's why it is always better if they know each other.

Even if you want to pay for it, make sure the lady in question is coming with her friend and don't be in a rush, just have fun and if you dey smoke igbo the better the experience and if the girls ma dey smoke igbo na die be that.

MSN1:
Oh, Elenu means Lies?. Lol,
Na kids really full hear, som pipo nor de think @ all, wot do i stand to gain coming to post lies, na wa 4 som pipo.

Lol
You Dey mind am.

MSN1:
Lol.
That was the longest fvck i have ever had, where the strength come from still dey baffle me.
From 10pm - almost 11am; i didn't take break for more than 5hrs at most.
And the funniest thing is dat;
I didn't cum at all!. Mind u, i don't take ANYTHING for sex.

-I have noticed this since 2015, whenever i have s*x with a new chick for d first time; I hardly cum.
My babe back den quarrelled with me a lot because of dat, she even said i didn't luv her dats y cumming was difficult but after months of familiarity, cumming bcame often, she was very surprised at the changes.

Imagination kii you there!

All these noise for common ordinary fvck?

MSN1:
Abeg o, i good o, na Konji wen nor de gri cure. I regret d day i knw woman, som experiences sef nor too good to remeber let alone share.

I once went to spend nite in a new chick's house.
Her main guy came @ about 11pm, if u see bang for door, na once my divk run enta my stomach.
If the girl wasn't strong and used emotional blackmail on d guy, i 4 enta call 2 glory.
B4 6am, i left and NEVER came back there.

Till date, i don't visit girls not to talk of spending nites (I must really know and trust u b4 i try am sef).
I have a guy dat travelled to a girl's family house around 2011 and d chick caged him in her room, wen d guy came back; I just told him, guy u b mumu.
Wetin d hole in between nor fit cause doesn't exist.
Som pipo dey use their hand dig their grave.

hahahahaha. konji no b ur mate ooo.