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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Nonywendy(m): 1:32pm On Nov 30, 2023

I will do this

Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by etrange: 1:36pm On Nov 30, 2023

735i:
My first statement will be: I hope Friday is half day and you guys serve alcohol during lunch?

At my former place of work, Fridays were half-day during summer and they served bear on Fridays too. So the interviewer might just answer in the affirmative. cheesy

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Vetzy12(f): 2:05pm On Nov 30, 2023

I can't come early because I wake up by 10am. So I will work from 12noon till 3pm🤣🤣

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Thazard(m): 2:55pm On Nov 30, 2023

Mindlog:
Venue: XYZ Neuropsychiatric Hospital.

Interviewer: Why do you want to do your practicum (internship) in this facility?

Me: Actually, this facility wasn't my first choice as I had interest somewhere else but their openings have been filled and working in a psychiatric facility is trauma unlimited.

One hour later......interview no gree spoil, I sadly collected a letter of acceptance and faced my worst nightmares in psychiatric wards.

Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Thazard(m): 2:55pm On Nov 30, 2023

Musty112:
This one that all of you are looking hungry like this..

Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by GentuLion: 4:40pm On Nov 30, 2023

Interviewer: What's your salary expectations?

Me: You asking, How much are you being paid?

Interviewer: What will you bring to the table?

Me: What does the table have for me?

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by 735i(m): 5:07pm On Nov 30, 2023

etrange:
At my former place of work, Fridays were half-day during summer and they served bear on Fridays too. So the interviewer might just answer in the affirmative.

Shebi you mentioned "summer"? Shey summer dey naija ni?

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Fountainofyouth(f): 5:33pm On Nov 30, 2023

etrange:
At my former place of work, Fridays were half-day during summer and they served bear on Fridays too. So the interviewer might just answer in the affirmative.

Definitely not in Nigeria.

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Exceed15: 5:59pm On Nov 30, 2023

Please be quick with your question I have an appointment somewhere.

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by africandollar: 6:25pm On Nov 30, 2023

Easy peasy, just tear the interviewer one hot fresh and dirty slap for face and immediately start apologizing profusely that you didn’t know what came over you grin

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by etrange: 7:22pm On Nov 30, 2023

735i:
Shebi you mentioned "summer"? Shey summer dey naija ni?

Wetin carry Naija enter this conversation now? Who said the thread only applies to Nigerian interviews? Neither the OP nor your comment specifically mentioned Naija. Be calming down.

Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Caleb15(m): 9:03pm On Nov 30, 2023

Sir, you have bald head.

Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Maj196(m): 9:24pm On Nov 30, 2023

Shit on the floor

Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by 735i(m): 9:55pm On Nov 30, 2023

etrange:
Wetin carry Naija enter this conversation now? Who said the thread only applies to Nigerian interviews? Neither the OP nor your comment specifically mentioned Naija. Be calming down.

Lol. I no vex oh. Na just cruise I dey oh. Collect two bottle of your regular where you dey... send me the bill.
Fight no dey am.

Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Jasonekah98: 10:20pm On Nov 30, 2023

Get one table and dance.

Simple cheesy

Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Dronedude(m): 12:20am On Dec 01, 2023

Interviewer: why should we hire you?

Me: Why should you not hire me?

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: If it is here, sir you don't mean well for me. I should be in a better place by God's grace?

Interviewer: what experience are you bringing into your job?

Me: Hunger...

Interviewer: GET OUT!!!

Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by etrange: 2:25am On Dec 01, 2023

735i:
Lol. I no vex oh. Na just cruise I dey oh. Collect two bottle of your regular where you dey... send me the bill.
Fight no dey am.

I mistakenly took four. Three down, one to go. 🍻

Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Superpack589: 9:40am On Dec 01, 2023

I will complain about everything.

Me: As big as this place is, you people don’t even have free Wi-Fi, tv. See the dirty wall, and floor. Don’t you have cleaners? See the way una dress like slaves. You all should be fired.

Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by nurudeen181(m): 4:51pm On Dec 01, 2023

i am more educated than the founder of this place but God places him over me which is why i cant be serving him

Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Lemino(m): 8:15pm On Dec 01, 2023

A smelly double fart will do the job

Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by BluntCrazeMan: 9:48am On Dec 02, 2023

Mindlog:
Venue: XYZ Neuropsychiatric Hospital.

Interviewer: Why do you want to do your practicum (internship) in this facility?

Me: Actually, this facility wasn't my first choice as I had interest somewhere else but their openings have been filled and working in a psychiatric facility is trauma unlimited.

One hour later......interview no gree spoil, I sadly collected a letter of acceptance and faced my worst nightmares in psychiatric wards.

You failed the task naa..
grin

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