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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by blowjohn(m): 10:06am On Nov 30, 2023

Oya take this money, rush go buy me fried rice and chicken.

If them born u well no hurry!

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by worldclass68(m): 10:09am On Nov 30, 2023

Of all the girls and women wey I see here...nobody even get better yansh grin

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Frankaka8(m): 10:11am On Nov 30, 2023

paulwez:
Who is the deputy governor of taraba state?

Kuku kee me

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Neddyogu(m): 10:12am On Nov 30, 2023

BlackhatMentor:
That secretary I saw before entering the room Have big Nyansh o.

Can anyone here help me with her number?

Dem go even arrest u sef

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Dmanpee(m): 10:13am On Nov 30, 2023

Interviewer, why should we hire you?
me, you fit do all the work alone?

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Neddyogu(m): 10:14am On Nov 30, 2023

Sit down without invitation, put ur feet up on their desk and bring out cigarette and lighter.....

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Westman001: 10:21am On Nov 30, 2023

Musty112:
This one that all of you are looking hungry like this..

This will certainly work.

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by adioolayi(m): 10:23am On Nov 30, 2023

735i:
My first statement will be: I hope Friday is half day and you guys serve alcohol during lunch?

You can get a job with a brewing company grin

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by BunbleBee: 10:24am On Nov 30, 2023

How strict is your sexual harrasment law?

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Encyclopedia1: 10:24am On Nov 30, 2023

I go pretend to dey sleep with loud snor

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by BigBlvck: 10:26am On Nov 30, 2023

Yeah it's possible to not only spoil the interview in 30secs but to pause the interview process.

Eating loads of beans and boiled egg a day before would do the fart-magic more than you expected. So much that not only would the interviewer escort you out, but they'd have to leave the room too because the smell would be so unbearable grin

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by optimusprime2(m): 10:38am On Nov 30, 2023

Emphasize that I graduated from Chicago State University...

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Kukutenla: 10:42am On Nov 30, 2023

Ayo25:

This one is called interviewing the interviewer

Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Greenfaces: 10:57am On Nov 30, 2023

Light up a cig

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Bmaster(m): 11:00am On Nov 30, 2023

Tjra:

Just tell them you will grow their company the way Peter Obi grew the IGR of Anambra state.

Peter Obi your nightmare.
I understood why you freak at the mentioning of Obi cheesy

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by dmgr(m): 11:01am On Nov 30, 2023

Female interviewer: what is your greatest weakness?

Me: Your lips baby, your lips.

Interviewer: Do you have any questions for us?

Me: oh yes, abeg na who dey chop that female receptionist weh get big Bobby?

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by AzaHub(f): 11:16am On Nov 30, 2023

Ask where toilet is, tell them you have hangover after clubbing all previous night, and that you're purging too. Tell them to wait for you.

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by nautybride: 11:23am On Nov 30, 2023

Musty112:
This one that all of you are looking hungry like this..

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by ShangTsung000: 11:44am On Nov 30, 2023

Na to just dey play Rord Kelly music for loud speaker o. No time. Come add am small silent killer mess. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by MrBroke(m): 11:53am On Nov 30, 2023

If na man : your wife sweet for bed o
If na woman : I need you to suck my dick (Although she fit no pick offence still suck am but plenty go vex)

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Rating(m): 12:03pm On Nov 30, 2023

We4all:
I once attended an interview grudgingly because I wasn't interested in the position, but also didn't want to appear ungrateful to the person that recommended me.

I was asked by the interviewer to sell myself and I boldly told him I didn't know how to. The man just shook his head and I smiled to myself. Good riddance!

It was even annoying that we were kept waiting from morning till evening. So for me, that response was just to send them to hell.

That some employers still do this wait-forever-for-interview practice is ridiculous. In this age and time? Rubbish.

Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Successlane: 12:03pm On Nov 30, 2023

hahahahah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The laughter so far has eased my tension.

I Love u all, but, please,

stop fighting yourselves because of politicians.

While your are 'killing' yourselves physically or online, they are chatting over grilled chicken laps and some cold bottles of .......

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Federov(m): 12:05pm On Nov 30, 2023

Actually this interview matter self na only God go help us for this country...
Interviewer: Why should we hire you?
Me: "it's obvious that I need money ABI I need a project work to notify you after am sitting here?... Come put small fire... Hiss join am cool

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Mom007(f): 12:37pm On Nov 30, 2023

Mindlog:
Venue: XYZ Neuropsychiatric Hospital.

Interviewer: Why do you want to do your practicum (internship) in this facility?

Me: Actually, this facility wasn't my first choice as I had interest somewhere else but their openings have been filled and working in a psychiatric facility is trauma unlimited.

One hour later......interview no gree spoil, I sadly collected a letter of acceptance and faced my worst nightmares in psychiatric wards.

They needed you more than you needed them. grin

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Mom007(f): 12:38pm On Nov 30, 2023

iHart:
Fart, a loud and smelly one for that matter

Was just about to say this.

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by mastermaestro(m): 12:46pm On Nov 30, 2023

MrBroke:
If na man : your wife sweet for bed o
If na woman : I need you to suck my dick (Although she fit no pick offence still suck am but plenty go vex)

Spoil interview, not someone's marriage. The question is simple. Stick with it! angry

Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Mindlog: 12:48pm On Nov 30, 2023

Mom007:

They needed you more than you needed them.

I also needed them as it was a prerequisite to graduate and years later, I still do get job references from them......glad, I worked there! cheesy

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Image123(m): 12:55pm On Nov 30, 2023

Tell us about yourself.

Me: Go and verify.

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by tojahh(m): 12:59pm On Nov 30, 2023

Interviewer: Why should we hire you?

Me: why una come place vacancy if you don't want to hire me? Shey na whining be this?

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by MrBroke(m): 1:15pm On Nov 30, 2023

mastermaestro:

Spoil interview, not someone's marriage. The question is simple. Stick with it!

Oga spoil na spoil. grin

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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by mastermaestro(m): 1:28pm On Nov 30, 2023

MrBroke:

Oga spoil na spoil.

Na 2 by 4 the interviewer go take pursue you enter street. grin

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